[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
# J' u2 K- O7 |7 V! m' w8 ]" k99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) C3 W7 ^4 R- ]" P/ m( w

+ q0 O2 S  C4 o2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* G7 _3 b- Q/ W! w  G" \0 w
a.They give like hell. / @: R0 C8 p, q  h
b.They do not yell.( g7 P, r$ f: A) @
c.They do not tell.# F0 A6 j9 l! e! L8 ]6 q
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! Y9 @9 D3 l  _

2 b. j) e# F: C2 v* v0 c3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 H$ M) u( V. _7 P- V9 U0 P
- a HEART to love him,: K$ }2 N1 r- D3 B
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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9 u( \3 R9 @+ Y- a SPADE to bury him!5 X0 w/ g6 [3 T( [, \) I

! `- h. ~7 y* G+ l+ e2 Z5 v( D4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, h3 x6 W7 j) @5 V* \" I: s' x
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 Q# \- E9 n9 t7 I0 G( k* M  f7 r
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ R1 i! X0 e- d( W$ l3 R8 a
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. X/ M% A+ h; ~" d
The arse hole is always in front of you.! b+ s; ], j/ @& c- d6 m8 s

+ T, ~+ R/ Y5 `8 l( q2 i  q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
* @: n. W2 F. r; ^7 x9 w" E: XWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# @5 F9 h0 F) p* @The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~# v1 I! A+ N5 L8 v" J
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great