香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
3 I% o4 X% m" w" D1 e5 ^甘多人死，唔见你死。   n0 f/ @; R% r
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? " v: K& v0 y* m2 d
你教我以后点出嚟行?
4 z: ]2 Q0 C# B4 M& g/ k. N% c& |3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 4 d  t& z7 [& L; X( f
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
* U" z& P* v+ Q4 "I saw a pork chop"
: Y- l' P+ C1 V6 p! [2 t. ~我见到件猪扒啊。
7 f/ S0 c' i9 u4 Q5 Are you road? , ]: M7 i. i3 k3 Q; o6 E
你系咪路啊？
7 y* Z; Y" V$ P6 Z6 What the water are you? 2 s" c1 k# n: e
你系乜水啊？ ; a9 p0 h) s3 X% W: ?+ N
7 Do you big me? / v4 H  ], N5 X5 N1 @
你大我啊？
7 C- m- ?# S' s) F) D( f! h8 Zebra chops people. 8 ~: G5 r4 e& G' k, W
班马劈友。 . J" c* B# ^% w1 O, U
9 The king of the cutting girl.
+ I3 d3 L4 R; ^' }% X; D界女王。 - U) k. {2 P. t- {
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 9 h) ]5 f/ J- u+ [4 M( v
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ! V2 z* X- v8 C. U  H- f
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
; f8 k) \$ }' D2 ?% A" L7 a你当我无到？ , V% Y% t3 ?# @- n* b; D$ m5 q
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
* Q) Y/ R: A% f+ h* H5 f# i. V8 |你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 4 f$ {6 k& a$ o% \
13 Today I was very black son. - l8 E& |& G" O- }9 o9 e
今日我好黑仔。
2 ?% `8 h( @: w( J1 [14 I am wearing grass. 5 Z* m5 f" W) {3 X
我着紧草。 ' W$ o$ j( w+ @" U9 b: B" p" v: g
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
* x8 s% q% y7 P/ q. \你未够班同我讲数！
! Q. k0 t6 y  a& E! U16 Two beat six. % s: @  S. \' Y" u: D) c
二打六
6 l5 _; R  z) R# ?17 Two five son. 7 I' L- a0 I' Z9 `0 G3 b/ b
二五仔
# ^" k/ }( \( `& U18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
$ u* N" \/ \9 y$ o琴琴青 # @! V8 f) m4 r9 }
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 5 w9 b# P7 z8 d; S1 s) m' B
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
! [6 _" P( p8 O& |6 G  G: R/ ]20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 + J+ \$ t% M5 l7 R
蠢蠢欲動 。
9 k4 A+ T+ I( l4 N! I( b21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
( o  t4 X7 L  [4 x人山人海 。 # w# ?7 X% u5 d1 p2 ?
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 . ~$ k( e3 u9 z; T" o! ^' H
你算老幾?
5 u. |$ N" N) l6 Z23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　   c1 B! }) ]8 X% d! @  W- I. [6 t
你講乜鬼? 1 p' g# f& s2 N
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ) @: v1 |* i" k+ {) F8 ?  {
我驚你有牙！
9 g" Z, l8 X6 U, O3 n* k& ?! b0 @0 J25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 7 K; X9 k9 \* G4 X5 B. N$ g' c
心花怒放。   6 J0 f; r4 [& N' d0 C
Fish skin . n0 O6 V+ D1 w( ~" ], V. m4 ]! t
鱼皮 。 " c4 ^3 D" ~5 O- X% b$ I
Monster of blowing water. * ?0 U, J$ [  L1 J
吹水怪。 4 C8 f6 n  z; c- Q; @0 t
Face green green
0 M& K- \2 `5 l  \# {# a7 O面青青。
' c4 Y* x; y0 W+ ^; Y/ YYou see road carefully % t% G9 W& s" F) d, y( _  R4 F
你小心睇路 5 h+ o$ z: T' }% `/ Y% [
You go to street carefully 8 N/ i1 z- r, o& @
你出街小心D。 4 \( p, U4 u; g! y5 o( H
Do the world
; T0 ]! m4 u! y3 F$ {+ c做世界 。
7 }8 U, i5 m$ e  ^! {) A- q5 y. d' bBig tea rice + C* F- z* X1 J# J; G" U
大茶饭 。
# D2 b/ Y3 \1 H' z  T2 \) hAmerican chinese not enough. ( S" m. m4 l, [0 u1 U) c
美中不足。 6 w3 m0 R7 q, P1 r( `' p. a+ b. k6 L
King eight egg. 4 T; x5 L5 `; V; e
王八蛋 ) e# l3 t4 @8 _
High hand.
  B' Q, R7 I3 f高手
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Old dot. + ]+ _# \$ n: K- l+ G4 o: ?
老点 2 a2 n1 T* K8 W- [. J
One old water . G- a: L" ^0 c% w
一旧水 $ J% P8 _& m$ D: m
I know your mouse.
- a+ @! F, Q1 z& h1 e) L. I& x我识你老鼠！ 0 c5 n! }) A7 V- {: H# O
Measure water/Pound water. $ @- `/ G: g# r* C8 L
磅水 3 U" q' E( C7 `+ N
A dragon service. * n$ F0 A& S- O5 t
一条龙服务
  S! F& l9 S9 u/ v2 GPump water. $ ^+ U5 F. k. n2 w0 q; B& K  @
****
- X; o. o# f  E5 uI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
. w$ p6 F" F0 |' H1 m1 D我吹鸡打你班友。
& A+ d- A* Q) \6 ?. L; }, PYou jump building.
; {, F$ r( a" y5 U* R5 T你跳楼啦。 # a. D- X, G, d" ]9 m
You come back home and eat banana
5 W# M7 Y% ~0 f5 A  K5 m9 {你返屋企食蕉啦
0 n7 p3 y, j7 x( L9 j3 M- FI give you a hair. & i) T# T7 \7 t1 e) {
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
+ E/ C# |8 Y# _, D收皮
7 c: O3 ~- l$ s( \Collect father
* K) ^! ?. |0 J# Z; B收爹
: E. U3 x# r6 ?- h& gYou give me collect father.
& z. ]0 s4 v0 u( E你同我收爹！ 1 \- e$ _8 A- z$ o* v" u
Laugh die me.
( a( g; B0 n# ]7 m# ?, o" T笑死我。 + i# A( w& v% l' a
You give me stop.
' P& g) C! Z6 Q' g  N/ ~) w你同我企系度。
% b- H2 \* Y, K8 g) Q. G; ~+ JEight woman . Z$ q+ b1 B2 N2 y3 h
八婆
$ z. ~+ X2 u* d( c3 A: TEight woman,you are good!
$ c* e. u4 t) _: v" w. w6 F2 Z  j八婆，你好o野! ) U& Z3 [, i" ^. G) X: U6 K
What the spring do you do?
; ]# X. _, [2 T- S; @- b你搞乜春啊? ( ~' o6 C$ O% m1 ]
A dog of eating dung
" H& \7 R0 E) y5 T3 P$ f食屎狗
% j0 D: V7 j. IA ghost of ass 7 l% L6 q  T$ w4 |4 _
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
4 y& H! \9 p& D& M* a7 N都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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/ r+ N* G, e# V! ^totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
9 p& q( C7 W4 ]$ \1 z5 z" f( h/ gthis is not hong kong style english.....; G9 u( T7 r2 r2 F0 h8 X
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
& C3 i' q  z0 R( k$ @# d7 i+ ei've already ban this shit...4 l( x6 f) X  z+ G* s/ a8 Q
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.