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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 M7 m& ~+ {! E5 I" `99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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; d7 X/ P2 g6 M2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 ]6 P% Q2 Z, C2 `$ U  J
a.They give like hell. ( `0 B& d* A! [! R2 ?# n! |
b.They do not yell.- R( T8 T1 B7 z3 x3 a5 B/ C( n: M
c.They do not tell.
. s, M& {! b8 c5 a1 K* nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 M" w2 }, R# h: E$ A4 {1 ?

7 g, W+ k; R5 ~3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
4 ~9 ]( G: ?, F- a HEART to love him,
- i' p- U4 w: B9 P  ], X& ^- a DIAMOND to marry him,
* E: J" Z) `2 M6 l1 m) s- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- e5 b' J4 A* O9 M
- a SPADE to bury him!; g, B4 {8 N% R# E, a* ~
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ e) T4 o- d1 D4 s7 Y$ [) c9 y7 p
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: `. `, ~% p( ]& T  {
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
  m: x  r) i7 V. o+ @5 x- ?The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 M2 c* ]' `7 B! M; q
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 J' R2 Y, q) c# s, f1 O6 Y2 O
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ r4 ?! ~9 w7 m5 @' m; f
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. T- G% _6 b" N! p. FWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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9 K, q' J5 U; `& O8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 a6 C- z8 I5 E# z2 J0 Q! ZThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
& U2 p# |$ }' t+ skeep it up~~
+ a: A3 |0 o' [7 c* Gcheers

maksim2046

that is great