[English]: Jokes..

小强

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( ]6 h% n' ~6 g' r1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 L' m- d+ c! b5 R& J. h99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# c. n& B" {+ o* T4 m4 @* `/ A

! }- U5 J! N3 d! a! P5 x; C# ~2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ \. b0 w) A6 K# Q+ Oa.They give like hell. # {9 q# {9 A  Y
b.They do not yell.
9 o) |1 f3 H& ~& u: s9 j2 w. D  C1 Zc.They do not tell.
; X5 ]# s: o) X7 Gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." i2 P3 `1 x; c% w0 x# l' G

2 v0 I" C( n3 b' H3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) C: r$ x! r* F3 \- a HEART to love him,
$ }  @5 f6 y& x2 r- a DIAMOND to marry him,; e6 M  F; `3 W5 _/ g, A" J
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, \/ R* I! l7 Y% X& D- a SPADE to bury him!7 p; c% l8 d  f+ A1 y! |
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 [5 k6 _* u& J4 L7 i0 L
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% m8 w9 @1 O0 A) E5 e! @6 z) A
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 N# b' h- C; u8 ~) Q: h, X
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ D) H5 ~3 F# H) c
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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$ Y2 v! p& l' {& G7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 c* Y* i$ S9 T1 E: K' `When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 a6 u2 Q( ?$ r( R1 U3 m  xThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
* b8 I% M/ r1 E0 pkeep it up~~. m( B+ |4 s  `2 G8 e  p- \. o! i
cheers

maksim2046

that is great