[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 [, Q3 T- g! O3 X. q$ S" Q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 _& k+ j0 J1 `0 |* m
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ s- X! d. N  W- k
a.They give like hell.
  K, j0 W5 B5 _) G$ Sb.They do not yell.
* \, `) W1 z5 p2 i- rc.They do not tell.
2 i& _( q, f& F0 N* ^$ e5 gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 r: F) J0 M3 {; t! f% N
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 V& n& x9 D/ G# D  ^- a SPADE to bury him!+ _. Q# J% F. q0 E: Q; E6 P& F

7 ]& \: m9 K& h2 ^$ X; Y. n4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! x3 W5 p$ D/ Z1 q1 A
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?7 s+ f: a; N; G2 y
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 w) P( J: V( N" a
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! ]6 E% _4 j. I5 p+ a# e
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?  W* I0 m1 ]* e' z' g* S" |& w2 u/ }4 `
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, x7 _& ]2 g7 J4 W# u# M% Z  H3 y

5 H4 o& Q' c, l, s7 k3 Z9 H+ d8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! N8 S& p2 r0 u0 ^( D
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great