[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; N9 y8 q4 g, Q) q1 l6 G
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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) s4 Q" u' T' Z( d% r/ B2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" q  ]; b; b1 n& s
a.They give like hell. * \( X0 S# S( @1 X& Z! m% Q8 F
b.They do not yell.
6 ~/ R+ G! E) L0 L% U1 ^c.They do not tell.6 v1 K8 o- ~0 R0 Y2 H% R
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- h1 E* q5 k  w' ]; i' o+ A+ o
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 k3 [4 \: }4 s
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# V# J- ^7 w  h- a SPADE to bury him!3 c. |2 @; n" L9 A1 s
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) H( u6 i8 D( w8 R5 ], v& qBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( w3 j1 g8 C: Q4 p3 ?5 O, [# B  K) ~  D

7 q. u( C1 B  }$ S$ U0 p6 w2 r5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 k2 k: i- L2 v! P1 L) b, PThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?  F" k, o, H1 l0 o+ O
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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% c, F$ O5 ^6 M* d! G3 g; {3 h" O7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 d8 F  ~9 M. H+ NWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' [% {- ]4 P! V  F4 U8 AThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great