[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job1 M9 V9 C9 g7 b, Y) ~
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; u5 I! @3 j7 R1 s) d) x& \4 ga.They give like hell. , |0 d1 {/ [0 Q- A3 _4 L( o( K
b.They do not yell.9 ]* g" ]+ k2 I+ W9 X& a
c.They do not tell.3 h/ r* U# E! o! p: F4 @
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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! M$ E7 l1 O  d; \' u3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: }  _- a6 `- r
- a HEART to love him,+ {  s( Q5 ~2 F; D0 m  l; i9 ~
- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 j9 _. U8 @* i) C( o1 L' r
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" P* Y3 d: m9 j# P$ `% u& f' z! s- a SPADE to bury him!- D: [2 `/ \6 z) v$ ~: n

, F6 Q* s. ~3 E/ j4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) j+ O( E/ v+ Q6 F+ v8 RBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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$ Q- y7 e& i; H6 o0 A7 o4 S5 f5) What is the strongest muscle?
, R- o/ Y  Q/ a. PThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ V( I( T/ H' `7 ?! ~$ S
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ _' |. ]( I7 \
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" ^- \5 Y# E) P9 Z, W; g
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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! \4 W, b( a, h8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 s- K8 G0 [8 w' n; K
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
6 U% i4 v9 P5 _keep it up~~
- [9 J" Z. Y) l4 pcheers

maksim2046

that is great