[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! \0 a1 N: C! O( E6 B1 C" ]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 _2 _/ I; a  x
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 E( }6 ~9 H- d- r  W' K
a.They give like hell.   }% J* t% e& @4 ~
b.They do not yell.
) ^  P& H3 h: A' b6 ~' ?/ k  O- Oc.They do not tell.
& j: d1 `0 T$ T! h5 y& K8 Pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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9 b: T5 e; a! M6 \* h& n8 M3 W3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. Y$ p8 X- @0 R- O
- a HEART to love him,
0 e6 Q9 p# j5 S9 p$ Q- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 P4 @* K8 ?+ ~; y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
+ J" t  Y  r- A- a SPADE to bury him!
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  G5 v+ M4 \+ ]7 E9 ]" Q! b4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 D3 p) N- t# L! X. eBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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2 ~: Y3 e: C: {- N* y! Y% g5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 t$ Z+ d3 Y1 Q- L) i, z9 Q/ sThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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: T2 N2 f* J4 _4 b3 _/ w6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
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' p6 G9 a5 T2 e0 i. R3 x+ I. B7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& a6 a8 ?) \% E" d# _$ A4 xWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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# O" E+ V0 k8 h' e- e8 D. A+ b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?) v5 v3 x5 v$ j. T$ a( e  i
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
+ z1 N0 h' u; Ukeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great