[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* R/ P/ ]  y: v99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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+ w5 D. `- u( s0 H6 e% F2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?% o- Q1 U3 `1 ^- u" @3 K" C$ x
a.They give like hell.
. ]# Y) l5 a9 R1 J) d( W  r: Vb.They do not yell.
/ [+ V5 ^" k2 r% }* W# q7 Xc.They do not tell.
: o+ w) \6 Y" H8 M9 R( Xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 T2 p6 M5 B5 @2 A

: r+ t; Q6 n. ]3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 A9 h* ]7 |( J. f3 s
- a HEART to love him,
4 k: t/ Z8 t7 E+ _5 \- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 X9 n4 U5 t. |  n4 J7 u* ~- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 Q. f" ]; T6 @8 A" f
- a SPADE to bury him!+ Z9 J5 X* y6 _& P2 I1 S5 x
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! j; X' M& C3 [. r/ y3 l  s
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?& {3 v% p0 u4 Q& k) r3 g; |7 e# v4 A
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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0 \* g7 L+ l* b: w3 j6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' A3 }( `# n" x, B
The arse hole is always in front of you.  b6 k5 T9 p7 n2 b# i4 Q
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% v# d% p! b* f2 f! \
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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! }2 U5 O& F! j8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 m6 r3 w' N9 Z+ B* m
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
' P5 o7 v" S+ e0 \keep it up~~
. Q7 c, \' P+ hcheers

maksim2046

that is great