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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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+ C2 ^+ }" I$ K( P1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 @4 M- W$ d; `" U9 y3 d8 x$ o6 ^# ?: v
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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8 }) t" u9 T" O- Q+ @2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 R% V! o" S8 T$ j; d7 T
a.They give like hell.
& i1 q: U" o: {! j9 ~* q/ ib.They do not yell. Q7 l6 N. }: _
c.They do not tell./ H& T9 m& k1 m: U4 u
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ k v. I; S5 C5 ^
) n. L( L Q2 p. ~# J3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:& G, V0 l5 A5 N: _& H" ^
- a HEART to love him,
; f7 ]9 d% W, r6 J, a) z- a DIAMOND to marry him,
1 P, j1 ~$ E. I- j! k: H- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 M! z/ `- B; P" D8 }
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4 Q. t5 J g$ Z! L, X4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& i8 u4 e: \. ?* p! N4 j8 uBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?1 e9 i/ i- |* _3 y2 n
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: ?. Y0 d X4 `$ Z
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 ?, q T Q$ O3 v. ]# BThe arse hole is always in front of you.0 }0 w3 R( }2 a1 y
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 P: G& k Y% \ ~& s) rWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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/ Z: j4 W8 B6 O8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& |, h/ V I+ j7 l4 W7 o
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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