[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% @6 w3 L  q6 x: ~6 W& l1 M
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 f0 }5 \! O6 Q+ p2 O
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 e# C3 ~4 V' Ma.They give like hell.   D+ u5 V4 _4 C: J: v1 V1 O. o, B
b.They do not yell.* m7 S$ N4 l8 |* ?* j
c.They do not tell.0 U7 _( L$ Q" i
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- j7 t( Y6 W) Y$ b9 ^& [/ N

" m: e5 x8 ]7 u9 n1 v" t+ J3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 J0 o. F5 I: h" ^& w2 u. c
- a HEART to love him,
9 G7 m! K$ L6 g$ c# ]- a DIAMOND to marry him,, x: k# P+ V) z! [
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
% e& `3 c' O# T7 v; v1 t# `3 o, ?- a SPADE to bury him!
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9 H1 ~) a% N& g2 D- R. d  y1 O4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% z( C6 p+ `7 R# D8 I
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 C  A& Y+ }. c0 Z1 \- S- k

2 Q7 c- k, @  ^1 h6 ^5) What is the strongest muscle?. k8 ^) a/ E+ X/ l) S& u6 N
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 [# f) q- x. C; C0 l
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 z  l, e) k# i* Q+ P7 j* v9 X4 zThe arse hole is always in front of you.6 `& e+ p4 m% f% _# l5 Q/ @
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. B, |  r" K( K, y9 p
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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6 k: j5 c. A9 F4 g: E2 z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ T3 b8 c) u9 R8 KThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
* k9 ?. W; l% ^" O. x' E# R. ?/ Q0 Lkeep it up~~
" {  w* p+ N- ?. V3 {cheers

maksim2046

that is great