[English]: Jokes..

小强

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  _0 k" V3 h. ]2 {- O8 i) C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; |, Z" k% M) V% u) ?
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% I8 G3 C9 z% f. [3 l6 S9 N
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  ~/ u. T& w! v; Q( \
a.They give like hell.
5 N1 ~% f8 u2 H- a/ K0 {6 h# Db.They do not yell.* Z  C( p& x6 n8 E+ n. y
c.They do not tell.5 v8 a2 k- [% T+ `5 F
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! @* U0 B. u4 x
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 S' e! H7 |6 G2 x* b$ @- a HEART to love him,
3 e% u# Z/ O" c7 r) I- a DIAMOND to marry him,* {& `2 i% n- n) M1 E
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* E9 H$ U# w3 J$ h9 `
- a SPADE to bury him!) d8 p& u" v) h( k  Z& n8 O" f

$ k: Y6 f  H9 y; |6 w, X4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# f8 s4 o1 h, e/ F% a5 v
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ y. T+ Q# {9 y" m. \5 H1 F& E# I, o

0 A1 z5 c1 ]! [2 k5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 |$ d9 B) Z: ]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, Q. A$ ?0 Y5 l# f! D& c/ k, k8 k
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# J. `4 U3 X2 y0 o- gThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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' l3 q/ d2 C0 Z! N7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 F$ f) s- Q; M6 ~& M( n+ ^+ X
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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- {8 G9 i4 |4 X! ]5 ^4 S+ P! K8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' y& ]9 Y/ x! q+ E2 G2 hThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~) M" w+ Z; t! P6 G+ F* K8 q! Z; C
keep it up~~9 t# \) B' d# L7 P. j; |- S: p- }# c
cheers

maksim2046

that is great