[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* I$ R) R7 q9 g0 v! |" H
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% |: s- g) e3 s- Z" N0 o

# @0 v2 z( b1 j' u! p4 I2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' H8 K' x' v* @& xa.They give like hell.
# b$ V0 m9 D( Gb.They do not yell.
4 N6 a( Y" s) t# _  hc.They do not tell.1 v4 K% H1 t- w- \$ A0 B
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 q3 T: o; l' n% z
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& _  ?$ P9 b; z& J- a HEART to love him,
' Q1 c8 D, O5 E$ J, y" Z% l% L- a DIAMOND to marry him,' y/ M7 k, C* o# Q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" z2 K6 r1 m& }: [- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ M* ^% u* k! ^* PBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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0 i/ g* C! |& w! V" N7 G5) What is the strongest muscle?3 z5 j( _6 ^  I
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6 @$ L7 t* k$ w* P, {6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 ^/ Y1 n( V2 ~# ]
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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6 W* H5 b$ r, F. w8 K/ i7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 d6 _5 x3 f1 u- A6 Q8 DWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?% r8 s; s" p' R5 t$ G) _
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
7 e, P$ o  P; x$ Mkeep it up~~
8 a: S* L3 Q" \) C# xcheers

maksim2046

that is great