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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
+ U7 O/ y9 ] [ S9 V `99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence7 {1 f6 n; u6 a3 d7 M6 N+ E6 d
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 R$ s' R& k3 n- | a1 |2 Ka.They give like hell.
, o5 B2 B# K* h5 D( ^; vb.They do not yell.
. d. [, ]/ p' V/ i1 pc.They do not tell.5 K6 j$ C7 S$ V# \) Y0 m
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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1 B! }' T6 I8 F4 P" `3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. q" }+ Y/ @8 e- n: ~) @+ x9 B/ Z ^+ T
- a HEART to love him,# o4 M+ W4 r) C6 { G: B
- a DIAMOND to marry him,& M c1 [7 ^6 s) J0 ^
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
5 t( F% E# A2 @0 ?) D9 p* ^$ l9 X- a SPADE to bury him!+ A Q% }6 ~: Q% x% l# U9 G
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 M4 X3 q- j6 _/ eBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
* E- J" `' h6 ^, ~5 q) F- |* Z* RThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ T G0 ]5 H6 w% _) H/ o
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 @) Z2 ^4 C( o3 @8 C8 P6 E# _
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& I; L* h+ \' X& u2 l' f7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: K3 y5 C; o. ?* w M( _% Z- V* NWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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V& j) J: P8 ]3 o; Z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# c" E! W9 K D2 wThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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