[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 I) c. t* u# h% G7 @
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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+ J% M6 ~+ n+ E( d; T2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 z5 }0 v& s' t: Z& va.They give like hell. 6 ^3 a" i% I+ V. m6 t7 K
b.They do not yell.
' [" D0 ?' ^- l0 _. |8 Wc.They do not tell.8 Z% G- K  q1 D: w7 p% ^
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 I( j( B0 ]2 ~8 h; B" s0 F
- a HEART to love him,4 V/ d- F" a$ ^# h
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 l1 t1 V  t* g# `- N- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 {' t+ l) M  [8 f# j+ P1 q4 ^- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) S2 Q5 N6 ]4 `6 u3 o- {- ]( f
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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% k$ M* g  H( x" E, ]  e7 n5) What is the strongest muscle?
' I9 V# b6 p: z, n3 Q7 RThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!# v, A9 E( r' C9 T
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 @9 D" ~6 N2 s3 c. e
The arse hole is always in front of you.2 }1 ~" J1 |* ^( d5 u# w

, ]' r( C. }1 W7 o+ G) D; D# ]7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 v+ |- @6 l7 W+ `& q2 w7 [
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% H, {7 k9 K5 J  r+ G& Y: w* a
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( i; M1 D; d6 f8 W7 N- _5 d4 a; [
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~$ C% A4 {; S& }5 _) f' `8 W3 E4 h5 `
keep it up~~4 J" i2 e; h% C8 ~
cheers

maksim2046

that is great