[English]: Jokes..

小强

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! G/ ~) l* Y' v) F2 g- f+ h* U1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 H& a0 I* P: c. ~' z: N
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?% _! F+ H/ l6 t, M! u
a.They give like hell.
7 l) S3 w+ F% O, \% Q9 @, t7 Ob.They do not yell.
. m( e4 h0 `# x! B* u3 c/ [9 Ec.They do not tell.
% {' H) M, H: l) `) D$ I6 X4 i$ sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.. k, h) d$ [- ^$ w. A/ ]9 [( N
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- V5 o; C& Y1 w4 Z0 R6 K# l- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( b' |  i8 ~) {+ J* g' l4 C' }" r; M- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 d2 l( T7 a- }4 i  q' h
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" H+ W# ^9 M$ y  j7 ~4 m
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5) What is the strongest muscle?* |5 D( H0 d$ l" C5 y+ B7 F- L
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 \# Y. O* O: ~6 EThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. S' g- X* W( r5 n$ ~
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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# }# a5 X1 U7 I1 {/ M8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; o# h: V" L5 C* v( BThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~7 S9 d2 f, O& h, g6 R6 W
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great