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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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; s1 N3 L7 ^3 D- E! Q5 D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job1 E- d( U3 x0 g4 [- \/ X1 e
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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6 F- ?. ~! ^. o3 F( o2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ u* u! D/ S5 ~# x8 Z& J/ H3 y9 Aa.They give like hell.
+ H4 h6 ]7 T) [4 l" m: w! Nb.They do not yell.
* }! \" K5 Y0 I* Tc.They do not tell.% [$ o2 o% Q$ O+ \7 Y, v6 ] N
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
6 Z) b* U2 M" y M9 n6 V0 [/ K! h- a HEART to love him,2 w3 {" u1 B& o2 A" d
- a DIAMOND to marry him,, U/ m: ^% Z5 |! z/ |0 ?
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and; q. a% h3 }5 R# V6 F
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" H- g. ?0 F9 n4 V; J( e2 bBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% u2 c5 }, F% p% j- o9 \" ^
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
- |1 z' L* y5 H( [; ~/ T( hThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 d5 w s+ [3 t
1 a, T( O' P/ c* ~. n/ S2 o# ^6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- ?8 v# P, w! B# R) `- o$ q& v
The arse hole is always in front of you.2 _1 E, A5 H1 S
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
( G* G1 E8 b. cWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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1 h$ k) ]8 Q( o& a. {$ H* c" S' T2 M8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
f* g; n% R0 ~4 l0 Q, _The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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