[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 q( v2 \8 }7 g99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% b3 t# ~$ H3 P' o$ N' K6 F+ i) {
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* D1 m* f2 _7 U' E$ p
a.They give like hell. , R" K1 _, W2 X. g
b.They do not yell.
; t& y7 P) N, X6 c+ B+ y% r- \c.They do not tell.
. f" U. y- K& K& d3 k1 fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!, ?4 ]# g7 @1 X) w! E
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5 K7 W- L, r3 q, |0 Q
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% v( c' G+ Z6 L/ k* @- s: [
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 {' G3 m, l$ uThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ |* L- y$ g% v- ~8 }The arse hole is always in front of you.
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, ~% I' ]% K$ \0 Y7 x7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! T5 L) C, _% Q+ B
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ y7 x+ |) m3 j" P) e& u% z  s; T
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~4 k9 w$ |) `: _% _
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great