[English]: Jokes..

小强

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, [1 Q' g. g  Y; [1 D2 M1 H( w1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 ]( l7 u' v' S& g( p+ G# {
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- I, b  x( O, {5 Y& [' _+ m
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 `7 ~( ^. F3 o% U% ]! ga.They give like hell.
& c- x2 \3 i& E1 E3 ab.They do not yell.
# p( w( o  E: M3 K4 g- p  t2 Sc.They do not tell.
4 A/ u% ^3 W1 x5 \: {d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 p# e! [; Q/ ]- a HEART to love him,2 B  W+ j5 W& c( _
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 ^7 [" X2 a6 O% q- Z0 b- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 `; X8 C$ O  G. F+ C- a SPADE to bury him!
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( F% u6 f' c$ J" z! B4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) P, j1 l7 a- X; H
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later; @& O/ n: }+ ]4 ~1 c3 m! q
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5) What is the strongest muscle?( s% m) b; f8 Z. W3 O; @& m* S# j& q
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 g7 {/ n0 v' I1 R3 z. _' ^
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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! |' v* f# I" M3 H& k7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- R/ h/ M" E$ V7 W7 [# bWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!  W3 q9 M4 P( G( @4 C3 L
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ {* |, V0 R6 n. ^# v$ e7 b9 h( o+ |) G
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~. r  K" P- w- D) T! m4 x( N
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great