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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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(轉)港式英語
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. M d8 V$ S _Piano piano green 琴琴青 * @1 |; n1 Y# p1 ^- j' M4 z4 P, ~
% [5 }. f. e v5 ?1 ^# z6 IPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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, E. U. _- K4 b. v9 lI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! : p8 \8 N- J( O0 F5 V& Y5 L
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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% G- n& b' _. j | O; SI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 3 z! K( p( _6 x& W6 e3 s6 u. f
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ; }. m1 U3 h' a( Q
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 7 `/ z: V$ l% X9 C3 f
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fall on your street.""你個"K" + F& v& T; M6 H) U# \ }' z
0 ^3 P" S. b$ RBlow water吹水
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6 v7 H% R# o/ B8 NMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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: o" B, g) J: qBlow chicken吹雞
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3 ]* R& ^- v# Q7 X8 `: i2 G* Z6 ^I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
. A$ Y+ ]$ A+ P8 u; F我吹雞打你班友 。
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# h" ]9 r$ R, P7 d. W, HStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 2 l3 Q% t& ^+ e: J
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Face green green臉青青 。
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}& y3 o* l+ ]# I0 J3 Y7 O"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ( W# x1 N) G/ _" Q7 O
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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8 h# O# _7 g, t: j1 d+ uYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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1 h3 Y: g E) H4 q* eYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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( r7 X9 h( R+ a# }$ \# pAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 * h3 @2 @1 x2 V* d. n5 \9 T& H- F
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 % B( b* h+ i) }; `
' U' j, f2 h/ O% GHow senior are you?你算老幾? 3 U8 M( j( l* [9 W" d
7 P$ ^. M9 B: a$ t$ f) N2 UWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 6 G0 R, B8 ]( ^* D+ k! B2 o
4 p& ]. c6 j' oWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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6 y& j7 o, \! h8 ?/ f+ XDo you big me?你大我呀? : V N7 C/ C+ Q. n6 t) F0 Q
5 P) I( H l E j# U) _8 OZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 : c# G; n+ l$ r' t2 }- B( S
( d! q1 ^1 A( P& EBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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3 V- b! F: }% _% z0 y! ]: cWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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" @ o! Y; i( o: d3 yCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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! c0 _+ p7 k) N+ \9 ?3 p& GCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! D3 Z! P" I3 [% g/ g3 D
- S8 `; C" ?( w! c% pI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! * r6 G+ Q; g7 K0 C6 v8 g" N, K
4 J0 K/ I+ s1 n7 T# XCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 2 ~# A$ Y1 ]6 `+ U' J
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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, h' n& x2 \! RYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 + Q' W4 Y0 c1 ?, }0 B2 S5 P+ C
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 5 a; I2 k# ?# r0 Y$ J5 f
) E, A& @7 N: u+ W3 GYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
4 `! m6 x! d, `$ g' W- C$ ]你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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2 C9 J# `2 d+ E( F6 |* n+ oEight woman八婆
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) [% y7 w9 k2 k' m# [" l2 i* [Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! & g* R1 t( h. i, E" X5 @2 E
; B$ F* ~% s a& @# M3 Q1 ?; |King eight egg.王八蛋 4 V! \ b" Z( R* f. J9 h. i2 C
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Black son黑仔 2 j# A; q' _( N' }" n
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 9 m! D$ \# Q9 H' A* k/ ^9 U& O: R
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! + \/ K/ b G, a" {/ V$ U- a
1 h9 R7 K) T1 QHigh hand.高手 ) P C; X9 E7 M! A. O1 O# P
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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8 ?7 @, ]" h6 vGood mother.好娘 ! |1 W% a2 Y- U( ?0 p% B$ X
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ' T$ P/ T9 \+ E% R6 T
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Old dot.老點 ( c* }8 |# e8 t! R3 E! Z5 R/ ~
$ z( B! S- v2 }8 d2 c" ]One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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9 D6 D4 T" w, Z8 N) n7 hA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 $ v' c& U: C5 k- X
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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. Q& @. I6 Q8 x HMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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5 f2 l' P5 L3 S9 p- x1 v7 WHold hold water.楂楂水 - H6 ^0 X2 o" Z, i/ _- c+ j3 d
2 F/ N6 O* O' ~6 b, E lPump water.抽水
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0 K7 r; G" C' wTwo hit six.二打六
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) Y" z9 `9 o2 p4 T) JTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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