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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 8 e7 }; z4 n6 I% n, I0 c9 L! x p
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 % R/ a/ f5 X& U3 E, P7 c+ Y
7 C8 g" b3 c# r1 w2 zPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 7 Y8 c) r! ]* Q! q) E2 V
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ + M9 T. U3 P+ S; L( H$ L
+ U, z8 u' j3 R) rYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ % Y7 w p0 }' b0 D: v( B+ u0 W
4 I4 g: A: ]4 D0 CI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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' z, p& g% S3 `/ y' U* ]Fish skin~魚皮 。
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: P7 k) X/ T9 S6 G0 u# k2 ?1 f. zFall on a street@@ 。 , E, }1 g. z% l0 x
|) S$ I, l7 ~8 Jfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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5 _& Y P/ f) _! I: gBlow chicken吹雞 9 j( e4 I+ h1 J% R! n" j: D
" m, d! t! U$ d" m" k* y3 bI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , \" o( p' ~% I, i9 ]
我吹雞打你班友 。 8 v. h( h2 ?5 C9 r% B2 F1 f) k
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
# A8 H; _# k" m+ b F點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 2 f( }8 o) A, V& C
0 e* |6 Z K1 g5 W. }0 ?$ c( |" tYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 % k. ~ U. `# ?- S1 L- ]6 `
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 5 L5 E7 H. g7 t0 t r9 V2 J; e
7 ]) f3 |- n# H/ Z8 s7 _. D! ?Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 # n+ y5 s) e! H# v2 O# W
% n. _9 h7 K: p* l' x. \8 uYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 1 \% o3 \# P4 j3 A* I8 H" s% g: l. m
1 ]( ~4 d. k& K- r XHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 5 ?3 C- I5 o9 e5 _' h' G: g3 C
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 8 v& P! l) p2 p$ E5 c1 F
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 3 Z! `. B6 j& O9 ~
/ J4 p7 a3 f5 L+ x+ [4 M: J1 RWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 7 w9 z3 [9 U, h* l @
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ $ D& B' \* x8 t3 W: V: I
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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9 {' G2 u' e2 s( u/ j( N6 E0 N5 ECollect father收爹 ' j ~) l! ]6 ?, Q7 `7 H
8 U F/ P ^, |& u+ oYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 3 c' G, D8 }1 ~9 L
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? : }8 |# [- {: c6 h! Y) b; Y) a
: n D6 y5 e4 M% hLaugh die me.笑死我。
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# q* d5 H$ M! W1 }% FYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 + O! F E8 C, g) _
: \, z, s3 w8 _! iAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 5 {- [" i: `2 W! z9 w
& ^; l, E1 v/ j& }' L' GHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 7 ~" ]- }5 s' L# W
& `/ o5 O5 ~) V# E" ~You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 6 b" N" R' y! \( M V6 a. K
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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+ M B" a7 b7 kEight woman八婆 ( `- _7 ^! L' b) d! T9 X, |
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 4 E6 \% p; p" a& r
l) U# g" `* iKing eight egg.王八蛋 " P, E( Z4 ^0 q) }1 ?
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Black son黑仔 - I. [- h# C7 H, H/ h8 y( v0 i1 A4 j6 v
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ # @' d8 A6 ]0 z/ p% j( L1 ^
$ J; i' K5 @) _! g* FWear grass著草 ( q7 I3 o: s" E) [) \% @
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ / d0 `3 \3 i" h Y
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High hand.高手 1 Z+ H+ G. a9 E! l& s8 i/ z
9 X$ a1 i! }; \! {A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 * x0 U% ]) _' X
; n- O, O2 j! n5 C! K9 ? _To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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# Z3 l9 s$ ~% z* e6 C8 L( sYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 6 q! o! g7 y5 f) Q1 t
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 z: B R' O7 e$ I: V
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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: M/ H* L- ^2 O6 OA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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5 c2 Y; G/ o% eMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 4 _9 R" N( q" p
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 " I- D U/ b" h0 s+ Y
3 L% y6 k( |/ OHold hold water.楂楂水
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! t9 Q+ ~8 ]9 A* IPump water.抽水 5 \- U0 l f- b* r
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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