港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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6 h; k& {9 p/ w' n9 I! Z（轉）港式英語
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! E9 y+ ?" z3 h( _9 a$ yPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 . g. ?0 t1 Q0 k  M1 w6 _6 R: N
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 1 {6 R$ K0 I9 f3 y4 u; h

1 h" j3 ?# N$ s- p9 x" H8 x2 _. VYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ - k) V6 a0 m, s% b9 z! C% x
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ; \# I8 P% `) [- p: i1 u
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。   M9 S9 t0 p4 j* q9 A

* L" D8 @, |3 ~# @$ E7 LFall on a street@@ 。 6 g; ?1 G" v& J5 J# L6 Z9 ]7 C
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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( h" U, f# x: X8 uBlow water吹水0 I0 ?# M4 t; b4 z- w0 y6 ~" w1 U! w

  |4 g+ }0 E( m) W: ]" N5 KMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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  s0 N. s% {$ M4 W+ B& |! b) e! ~) fBlow chicken吹雞 0 B* u8 P- ?1 F* l* ]$ [
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
$ w( b5 y: k5 Z3 y我吹雞打你班友 。 2 `4 Y2 a4 }% m0 A. E$ R3 {  c
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 ' }1 G6 ]- W$ Y4 D
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" % I3 C  g5 Z" H" n4 o3 Z3 S" ]: z% z
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 5 u0 k0 V. u/ I$ G* C2 d7 t
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 * B# }! h3 g& P# a& r+ k4 t* O
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 " R6 z% `& \; d  ~
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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0 j9 j0 M% u2 b, h1 BPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 0 g: _) {+ R' z
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 4 ?0 y5 }+ U7 w' t0 n6 N

6 m: m+ |/ \& q$ Z) h( A+ j8 kEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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( h" ]4 G1 _  HHow senior are you?你算老幾? 4 r3 r  A3 S' r- w
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What the water are you?你係乜水? $ r/ h! P, n/ U* V! ~

) _, G6 i- D- q7 HWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? " [$ b2 a  ?: Y% K: l% R7 r

. F5 x, K3 A) J3 z- TZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 $ b$ c9 A# j- p" w
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? , e2 k" E4 ~4 T0 b7 Y

3 Q0 ~9 Y! g  r* bCut girl 界女 - S6 C! b) {: t8 a7 T
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 3 I+ |$ f( A) H' Y
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ ( k" C& {7 B* [$ z! ?& C, X# |
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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' p1 j& N! V& N5 eCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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  B4 ?2 b- |, N! ]Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? % g" ~2 ?7 G, z5 I

6 L) K. |2 Y% ]  `; E% FLaugh die me.笑死我。
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+ c  L' l& u0 I7 n4 c0 p; ZYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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8 V8 j4 ^7 Z) b9 Z  fAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 . t, v! R+ X9 }7 ~' a! u: _
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
/ [: i" p4 E. ], ]# j; u# x7 D. E) }你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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: M$ X' a  ]! \/ dEight woman八婆 / }/ `8 K% }* \; J! C$ U6 N
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 " {. H/ d- Q' C" n/ L) d+ ~

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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 1 E) N, o! U6 _+ c2 Q- M+ q: |5 s
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 1 P; C; s2 q$ f" f  f! Y

+ G7 v5 z6 l0 k2 \/ RI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ , A2 G2 t3 U: n, p' K
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High hand.高手 , b, J  T5 E6 A! y0 ?8 r
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 * w5 g( f. T0 E5 y

5 R/ _( p8 Q" U; STo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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1 w0 m- d& a1 j) ^, f2 cGood mother.好娘 7 y" m, O0 k2 I( V

  r) g; t* T0 f$ {You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ ! Q' K' d) U' F) F3 k
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Old dot.老點 - L: P8 k, ^6 m& _+ ~/ b
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One old water 一舊水 / g: D- M5 f. a* I# [- U
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? " x* }- @& _' c% Y; u" j, }
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 * j( D1 |$ |$ E! T3 y: e1 s
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 , k) O7 B' k/ r/ R! X: N

# F( M/ r, f6 N3 F3 e2 o3 ZA dragon service.一條龍服務 ' {5 ]( h. z5 s: ]/ x4 S6 T

6 m/ G% Y) R/ e+ nHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 ) b; `# A9 I% P- _4 [
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

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' v2 X8 c0 F! @" p. E9 pyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
) H5 A" o5 F( ?: X4 BI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:. X- f+ K. x; v! U- H3 `& l
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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d人係連inner都唔識...( I9 \% P4 d/ R5 ~  V+ B2 ?& d: e
用inside..

tkc314

之前睇過啦..: E; m. K+ \5 B& A2 Z

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Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

奇

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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
% U" D+ `  t3 `# l' ]/ R仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady

oh , thanks !
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