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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  # h2 m0 B1 f2 U) M' w, v$ O
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 8 u3 [8 Z I: Z
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 0 ~, R. [9 I5 C1 ^) N* d& t! s
$ L% q& r9 \1 w; s1 e; K. M1 E; o# kI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 9 g8 v) s( c3 l/ V7 p; T Q
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 4 M; T2 o) i0 i9 y$ C C
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 7 P( c: H+ i. T8 Z1 h1 ]- c+ O
7 p2 ^- l. K& C# `6 B: g8 `/ Z& _+ l* NIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! + F4 ?0 V8 z9 s/ K2 I
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 1 k, H; p4 g4 v0 n9 {9 n, B/ M8 p
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Fall on a street@@ 。 & W/ b6 G/ g$ f& d8 a8 s
7 |2 W) O; @+ @fall on your street.""你個"K" % d& [7 b2 i3 \0 F, j
" l" W( j- Z! S% V! `8 {* SBlow water吹水- T; {6 K$ Y* k
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 8 n! w; b2 v: K; g% s1 V) ^
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Blow chicken吹雞 3 x5 n# u0 P% {1 i* F7 j# ?
5 _/ I& H5 M& {6 {9 YI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
g5 {$ M! b8 n8 w. W我吹雞打你班友 。
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7 {. T8 e/ }" _* F8 q* pStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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% w3 c/ O/ a* _8 R# s AFace green green臉青青 。 0 ^9 X2 c) ?: k. E2 \
, d7 H# k6 U M, A" p"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
. I+ R) y; l. k3 }點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ! o( e) Q9 J7 a7 C* @! l# q
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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8 _' Y' H5 X+ S X' }Are you road?你係唔係路呀? + B+ k: o1 h' h" U" E% k6 D4 d
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Eat banana食蕉
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" ~+ C6 B: U3 Q# P: S/ FYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 " R; M# @: j6 |$ t$ g0 I
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How senior are you?你算老幾? / |0 B# ~- l) D' Z% k, X$ y
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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6 n, H# ^% p9 `" |. ?/ UWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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9 u- b @* g0 v9 z3 w8 g( e5 gDo you big me?你大我呀?
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- x9 O; n( v' F- ?1 LZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 9 ?) d' a. j7 { K( Y
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Do the world做世界 。 : ^4 G) m. J( u; H7 v$ |7 p
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? - @ u1 d4 p- A! s( |( a
' R. t. F4 E% ~+ {. O3 G+ bCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 2 `, y& J4 |% w
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ' i" c. v; ` f% f8 u$ r8 A& c
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Collect father收爹 0 S2 R9 Q& c5 |; `# ~
# @5 O+ m) R+ X2 @# }) p8 pYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ' z5 Y" c+ {; v. [5 V" [4 ?% F1 S
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 ; J% a7 S6 P% b8 y
5 [8 V' }7 y, x. ?1 h/ N! JYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 * Y) e* B# T5 Y- R9 s( @
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 0 h2 |$ _5 o+ B( X1 ]3 c; n6 S
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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. g) G* H/ Y% S' b8 M7 t0 Q, L% _You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
/ Z- H3 L- q5 ?' w! c你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! - [7 H1 E6 T0 m9 F9 s
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King eight egg.王八蛋 & @, N9 y! C% N( @# b
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Black son黑仔 , [. ^& ]1 T1 I. x7 R
; l3 \& J% j+ i' tToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 1 g9 h4 M" }) I% A R* i6 m0 x
- }7 v1 D+ E: f0 y) U6 c1 z LWear grass著草 ! q& D" i0 S' Q6 Q( A! G+ Z
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 + L6 k4 P- \0 c( M, I: l$ ^; y; p
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 1 i/ m- @: }8 J/ d! M* ]- D
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High hand.高手 7 v1 U, G1 S' F7 [' g5 f- m: I1 C, I
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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3 X# B h) {: Z0 K/ t, {; H& WTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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( X, K Q3 V7 HYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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9 z' `9 L( q- W/ nOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? " a* Z3 i: u" b" a$ [7 Y+ w
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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5 D2 r6 T/ v; m- ?5 MMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 1 H9 G x/ O, B, a5 ?- {
# N8 T1 s% k7 ~! u. `3 H! sHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 , m/ m0 G; J; Z
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Two hit six.二打六
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8 m* ]5 Y& p; Y# A' N5 l$ hTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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