香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. + K: i: ~6 z( ~$ I, [" Q# f7 R
甘多人死，唔见你死。 / n% J& H4 ^3 C; c! [0 E" c% V& E
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 3 |1 Z( m- N  X/ K3 s) B% i0 B, t
你教我以后点出嚟行?
: @' O% g9 Y3 H$ f4 ~3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
* J8 ~) [! V7 Q4 c9 s/ B9 o5 c如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。   q) @. X: o4 T3 C* w
4 "I saw a pork chop"
1 @* Z) n! g1 `) p+ I, ?4 D: o) l, F我见到件猪扒啊。 + p( v. X3 d( i. }
5 Are you road?
8 v* ?6 k. ]/ A. U+ G. {1 ~+ {你系咪路啊？
( k/ M( p' @) A1 |* b" A% V- f) C6 What the water are you? 9 y/ M" z- n" _9 F+ E
你系乜水啊？
( O& J* K  d' a3 i' y. F! D+ Y7 Do you big me? . o+ O9 o' }% h7 D/ h" J8 d
你大我啊？
: S; P' _" }% `8 Zebra chops people.
: N9 r4 X1 |; W( h7 g班马劈友。
+ ]3 ~5 z; R. x5 J9 K9 The king of the cutting girl. ! L) ^% s- J9 B4 C2 L& Y  O5 G
界女王。 ' ^) v& n' Z& c6 T# ^% v
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 6 \4 M5 }& J& g* l* t! s7 r; L
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
! _+ R- `+ r: U$ D$ R( E11 Do you think me didn't arrive? . z; g& k7 V! g! [+ m& P7 d
你当我无到？
3 q% ^" M& b( s# Q12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 8 @( ?, s! o2 |! Q5 ~  i
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ! l/ E8 y3 B4 D, f6 l8 D9 j3 g
13 Today I was very black son.
9 _% A( S4 B* z7 w5 I4 U* g- Z今日我好黑仔。 1 m: o+ f. a3 p$ e
14 I am wearing grass.
  D1 @# c9 c/ ~7 {" t$ z. j( l1 g我着紧草。
3 h- ^# r! p/ g  o15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ( R1 l: p8 P9 \% J0 E
你未够班同我讲数！
3 v5 P( e' W5 j* q5 p5 F$ F3 W/ W16 Two beat six.
+ m3 [) w' h7 y/ N3 d二打六
" g- `: D7 }3 |" w# B17 Two five son. ! l1 U& M/ z  w' K7 m, e* {. n
二五仔
/ T! o$ @% Y/ k. ~( E$ J18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
, v" d* j. G/ I; g/ [( O8 P" g琴琴青 0 n) P$ V* `1 `7 T
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 3 x" b/ |, k, q: a6 f$ i
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
  ]6 H  K' R1 F6 r  D- J20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
% `* u- g, [/ `) I* ?" Z蠢蠢欲動 。
9 V+ a6 z. ^, W1 |  l+ R0 M21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
7 g/ I& x6 a2 a' c8 X7 c人山人海 。 6 T: L+ W, e- x6 X( E1 A
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 " U- g' i& _) x( e. y1 H  O
你算老幾?
+ p& K$ u4 u- r2 C+ {& x1 S" a7 C23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 - D, U6 Z3 u: Y; M! s
你講乜鬼?
/ ^2 T* j( T! z' O9 [! i5 G9 r: i8 y24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
8 T* R0 J; R% C* k2 {我驚你有牙！
3 V- L6 f) j" A! d9 E25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ' |& }6 ~; k; Z' e! A
心花怒放。   
. w  a" [6 l2 R( Q" G" qFish skin
9 o) C( ]1 i, R- N. ]. H4 J' b) P- ^2 t鱼皮 。 " M4 i% U. l) w& v
Monster of blowing water. - S& C' R. B( b6 |
吹水怪。 ( ]6 M# i/ F  u
Face green green 2 a+ v* `4 `! s. y( _: p/ E
面青青。 9 b8 ?* ?2 b1 j: C/ ?
You see road carefully ( t, D8 U5 d+ V3 c1 V7 W
你小心睇路 8 z7 N, h: |1 `- }  s
You go to street carefully ( q2 F% s# `% p! [1 Q  Z7 c
你出街小心D。 ) N/ v, [, g7 e  P
Do the world - Y1 T1 Z3 O4 g: q
做世界 。 ! U. b% I, q- G- [7 k) y
Big tea rice
! |* ^9 m, ]! j( }7 P( V) o大茶饭 。
1 y: ?# ?2 f# k' g/ w  f0 I8 DAmerican chinese not enough.
0 D- Z3 P  x: K: ~& A美中不足。 5 P5 c& g& X/ y- C
King eight egg. ; ]3 o- `9 R9 U. ~# S
王八蛋 9 s5 Y; L9 J; [( L7 H, {; C
High hand. 9 J; r1 f* A! u4 N& ^, R# ]6 N. ~
高手 # T* _- |) q% i* u
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Old dot. ) ~1 z4 w$ U" x! @) Q0 S
老点
" O" k# }+ r# N. M- r# N; yOne old water
  c9 v+ q3 P& `0 I  n) z一旧水 $ X$ p- j4 l% ^" G- w( Q/ ]7 ~) l
I know your mouse. 3 X1 T+ K2 R9 }  w/ b" y$ q/ j
我识你老鼠！ ' p! ^/ M- z* l2 M4 ^! O
Measure water/Pound water.
7 }" y) g$ Z) u磅水
5 I$ R! K8 L& A! x3 W& _3 q+ `A dragon service. " J& _/ z9 d- Z# }
一条龙服务
% ]; v6 d& \- l' VPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 Q! @+ G; \, J# E1 Y
我吹鸡打你班友。 0 G( J5 j2 F! F! [- L
You jump building. 4 {. n2 L5 d. U2 N
你跳楼啦。 . ]! ]/ u" N" M- Z% H( p4 ?
You come back home and eat banana
( w1 _, [3 j9 J$ W, i你返屋企食蕉啦
, J0 h+ C+ R* D" g( l% O1 xI give you a hair. & K1 z1 v; P; e, b. c8 i" S
我俾条毛你ar!
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5 l) g6 m# ^* v7 e9 q+ DCollect skin * I" S1 j  G; [
收皮
. _* C4 F2 F+ ICollect father 7 Y6 v& {$ G. k3 X3 j. X+ T+ V
收爹 5 N6 N& p0 }8 I
You give me collect father.
/ U! ]* T6 F+ y- p你同我收爹！
5 t4 G) u. u+ D/ q# u8 BLaugh die me. 6 M: N' v  I& s8 v
笑死我。
. U$ u2 b) K4 n9 q, h5 L6 j$ P0 p2 MYou give me stop.
! f5 Y& ?/ X8 |- J你同我企系度。 3 n  O8 U3 x4 A' V6 l) p
Eight woman
; K. k3 ?) c% p4 Z- E7 b八婆   I, h9 x1 J5 n( M, ]$ X! o" ^6 s  m
Eight woman,you are good!
3 ?! `0 @: X" i八婆，你好o野!
5 d8 K% j$ |" L; v2 ^What the spring do you do? ( |$ x; }. j, A8 u* p( b
你搞乜春啊? 1 @5 ?  ]: b5 F7 h7 K( F
A dog of eating dung + o  T1 U4 T' i3 X- }
食屎狗
6 i- Q2 e3 l9 dA ghost of ass
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vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
- G6 x" X; `, @& x都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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: o6 ]* q0 w9 g" y( {totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
5 |! |. o( |4 j  cthis is not hong kong style english.....% s* R, V4 G% v* {6 g4 c1 i4 X
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....4 W% Q) Y- A4 k% x' G
i've already ban this shit...
7 b! U4 m, H- V4 X2 Tdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.