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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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9 `9 B  Q" A8 Y8 r性本善:Sex is good.
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7 j# Z+ X  e; W+ u, |- e性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 5 h+ X, A( C4 v5 O  X& C$ z: ]

# L) v5 O+ H& H$ i( w習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. : M0 W9 ?( {+ u
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. + C! K. C% f5 f& m9 P

% [- w8 H2 z: _& ?% R& e; m' L* O# U教之道:The way of learning it   g! D- z& o: m/ S

, d% d: a& U3 n3 [  p, ?2 |% ^2 M- a貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. : x# v! @. p3 z# b$ c2 J/ ^1 C

5 @4 y5 I( F  B  `. _* A& Q子不學:If you don't study hard, & w: d4 J  Q8 k% E0 Y' z, l# ^3 F/ h

- U5 x8 ^! M, \- r斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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7 i8 Q& r; a; `# G6 @! i竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 2 x" n, M9 U0 i. t0 g0 L  F. B

% n: ?* j4 ?* X有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ( v2 q7 K& G, |9 X/ g" P. |2 B6 e

( c, i7 i" W8 t8 k1 K教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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! w1 j' ~- d/ }8 \% ~教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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3 R+ Y3 i: h4 H$ o5 a2 p& c子不學 :You may refuse to study this 8 s" W. \7 n  w: N) B

. }- d4 L7 V3 S( K, ~' t. p非所宜 :but that is a real mistake . m7 i, n7 m) C9 q( u/ h! f
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, # J0 B6 b$ G+ u" f+ ~
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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1 ~$ T3 q: Y2 u不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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3 m8 [6 ], x* }6 r+ G人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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