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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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* z j, r& G4 p! H1 C% ?/ c(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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9 T' D; I( m$ n# ~Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! + B5 ^0 Z$ [% b. F$ x
h M; y2 [0 O2 sYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 1 t) a/ t- G% ?" s
9 h; {) \( Y1 E* I. n* S- r J6 rI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! / I! U9 D* C! X
4 S) E& q d8 y7 U3 W p6 w" VFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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4 r2 H/ x& r& t8 b, U. ~fall on your street.""你個"K" ; f1 t* A0 @- M# M8 e5 Y
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Blow water吹水( j9 e5 e( C5 [
! w8 c: B W* f$ \Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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1 h, [* v( `+ ^Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. * C5 L6 K9 }. ?' A
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 p& ]! M7 c5 |) N k9 i. \
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Face green green臉青青 。 ) d7 k3 f3 T# `. A
O# H/ C, U* Y$ K7 C"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
4 [" S% B- r% w `( ?$ I0 p點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 1 @! M' e" d2 K5 g+ S
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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9 j) {& Y4 N/ B( q9 U* I+ mYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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6 F! I$ o" x- e( q& ?You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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, V) c* N+ h2 p- s. o, D W8 RPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 % T+ p* a, ~4 P1 Y4 o; x A+ W
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? . \# |& [/ f3 b; e% N
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9 U( w3 `$ R9 n @6 [You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 , M$ p, H6 z3 X: d7 i! ~4 ^
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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0 z1 o7 m! i$ ~0 j6 d# T- PWhat the water are you?你係乜水? # H, L% \: T' \. H$ L0 f7 ?2 k [
+ H8 v# Z+ V5 d6 CWhere are you come from?你邊度架? - J. ~8 `8 T6 U9 M* Y5 m8 Z
$ [ P$ o6 X5 E; vDo you big me?你大我呀? $ I8 m, c9 r R# f, P# @
' C! u" v8 X$ E' g7 m# nZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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* [" E T& `% t# I+ ]Do the world做世界 。 H# P0 V! R" Z# y
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 # Q5 e# x0 F; W: x
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! / K1 f5 P1 L6 r! w: ], o1 j6 U
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 6 U; x, f) a* ^
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 4 C8 y- [ F/ d1 Q
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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( Z" n1 F7 _1 Z' U7 E: iHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ' {: M% F* v8 X9 H; L
: e& [6 P! R$ M' SYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 9 X6 l' j. _1 h( W ^9 k
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! . S" f$ E' V1 A
) h) A9 f9 b- M/ {, [: q3 j. m( dEight woman八婆 : ^9 G0 s" U' \: e! g' F
* r9 [( V$ b! R& z. H; o- uEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 2 W- O1 `( {- ^
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King eight egg.王八蛋 3 p" D; q* w! X" j" u
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/ q* u& ]+ L: Y7 S; T: _2 L" g, B" AToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! : i* D+ |% u# d7 D2 a
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Wear grass著草 * k) ]5 L) ]; S
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ' b' z7 [9 c4 v# P0 ^. D5 l
* H$ M7 d$ L+ u; y5 B$ zI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! / D2 Y( ^! s' G9 s6 ]4 w
. x; g! u# i: t9 {& sHigh hand.高手 2 p& h4 x" H8 X( A6 ^5 \5 V$ m
* L, u" i0 }1 U, Z& A. u; Y! R- pA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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$ J3 Z6 ?- z+ Q1 c9 Z% KTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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0 y! ]6 ^. W/ p2 {% Z$ YGood mother.好娘 0 r2 p- S; ?! i" N2 f' E; b
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ! s0 E) Y( `* h
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. O- v3 r9 `* S6 C+ ?One old water 一舊水 5 s# [4 {; h- ] o) Y
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 6 E# W; k7 c2 p
P3 l$ H' i* e7 Y0 z( P3 _1 ?+ FA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 & V' \0 M2 R' @- t! O# K
+ }" h" i) |5 r2 RMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 U) I$ Z$ `1 p$ H! ^$ {
$ u1 f1 Q, H, bA dragon service.一條龍服務 . s# k& S. \7 l3 e
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 ' w, V( S% x: J
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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