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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 : n7 Y1 j( m) t0 V9 s% `+ K

! c4 R7 G- L& M$ V6 mPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 4 C9 C/ n( q( W7 ^

$ X$ ~$ {" L8 Q% M; t  O8 YI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 4 `5 y* E2 Q& Q0 X3 P2 T. o

, L* n0 J- q( {9 i. D' w' VYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 1 x, X: b/ M6 j) {6 A2 V6 p
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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5 c' b$ m" A, P0 U  fIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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2 H# F5 u$ a9 h( w4 F- V0 cFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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) E1 Z$ S" }4 SBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ; w# a  {: }2 a$ T1 F3 q
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
: \, R, E3 Y. Z$ I3 Y' e我吹雞打你班友 。
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1 _/ B3 ^! x) y: V1 mStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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2 G  {# Q0 B' n! Z3 z& ]* n3 ^2 i$ nFace green green臉青青 。 7 m8 K9 a8 J+ O, p% M8 \
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ' o( k0 Y, l2 ^! g: x/ K
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 % v& ~3 \$ N. k; j" o3 g
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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* o( r" `3 v7 q! q7 |You jump building.你跳樓啦。   j. h. Z$ n2 D% V9 w& D% O
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ! Z$ _4 W) p3 m/ ?- A  \
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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. Y  X# [8 U/ D9 Q4 L- ?You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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9 D4 H) Z0 L! A% @What the water are you?你係乜水? # F* k# i1 p- B  w4 X

0 @7 q( I+ K5 i! SWhere are you come from?你邊度架? : k, D5 [6 J- b. f
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 9 ]6 t4 H9 N1 s* x  c
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 4 v3 o; v. w8 j7 g, C

0 ~6 v' r5 P4 [$ @% ^! U% _' y5 w: EDo the world做世界 。 $ j% Q: Q7 [) O7 Z) U- p

2 h. j! _' {: B# G: dBig tea rice大茶飯 。 & I6 T8 c& r" f: y4 T

- d/ ~6 Z, b# V2 K0 n0 r# nWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? - w# _, Z* s/ v# [# z
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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8 T) O/ b) o6 S; xCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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  l! J$ ?8 W1 BI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! . I* u; c& o) {$ h) j

5 R( W) d4 S+ }1 rCollect father收爹 5 H8 H2 M9 K3 M- _* W# z9 N+ u

% G2 [" k: m6 x! T1 wYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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$ y- z# Q0 x% R1 YDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 ( k, H7 G+ R- s# y' }' k. ^

( ~! Z0 x. v9 D- j% aYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 / j# a8 p6 W" J7 \7 C0 O, G. m5 Y
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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" I) ?5 `9 U% _Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 # U7 E5 W: W9 U4 |) Y( l9 t. t

6 O- h) d/ m8 B7 ~You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
0 j2 q% S; W$ Q6 w) M$ p4 L3 O你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! $ M6 {" C0 m5 Z

' Z3 _0 b" M* q3 o4 H: gEight woman八婆 - D3 @! k# j5 N$ N; `

* J( J& E: L8 u( C/ [7 K4 Q! zEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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8 G7 i9 I" V. S# Z2 w4 j/ \' X: H  SKing eight egg.王八蛋 " Y; p& t2 J3 ?! o4 G/ Z

8 ~; q# B+ `! vBlack son黑仔
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( _# i  u1 i" kToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草   }. I, T4 x* d7 _8 a
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 5 B/ w; b) t* e+ k
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! / N- O7 k) d* `7 S# A
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High hand.高手 . ?: L7 Q% {- p2 R$ F
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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: _$ K6 t' t! ]2 n3 s6 ^Good mother.好娘
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; @% Z' u) ]  E5 @$ p. _You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 8 n7 T4 N1 ~# l5 h
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 * V6 k! W/ M+ t  f5 y

* m3 O1 A+ ^  m; }! uWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? & c- ~8 g1 S. X0 Q& E( s8 l
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 0 v2 R: X8 o5 F% H" H! b

% u! A0 B7 X6 n+ [, W7 V9 `! ^, O  oA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 " w$ Q% r" |' C" X
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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! _/ u, V3 G  [" U5 nPump water.抽水
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" B6 A+ r/ I* C! A# Z/ HTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳8 U9 N( S# F2 C- x+ f
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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( K) U$ X1 A  Xyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳! |2 y, r9 L( `5 [$ `. s3 p
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..3 M! o* V, ?/ u, `& J

8 C/ C# T# g7 \/ [9 K7 S3 q好無聊下9 D: Q& S9 N  f& J' e  Y5 X5 f! _, @

- j2 G$ O5 e) |  C9 c3 Q直釋-0-
個人意見~~

^^"
呢d野﹐可以自創。
1 |9 m9 I' v# }/ z# v: E& j$ o% R例如:
7 {0 `  d- _' [/ Mgood rope 好索
有d以前睇過
7 \( F9 B+ p; n/ e# n( U最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger  A; s, b* z* Y; P

& V* n/ H, l; c我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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