港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語 1 A- [3 j% S# n* a" w
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 6 z# x7 E  Y3 @  I6 r! K6 Y! o

' g. N9 J5 `/ b# ]7 o9 q. aPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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$ k7 _' t+ H, x+ L* O, ^You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 7 K! a  I+ D2 M4 U" M
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ : q1 Y& ]/ W, N* L# _' v
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 4 K( N1 n. P, ], r' U* ?

+ M6 ]0 {* I& R$ Y. B' IFall on a street@@ 。 % U! t5 k. s- B4 x0 E3 q* ~
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水) K  x' t# }0 @& _" p- u+ L
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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+ F- N: c- f1 o4 x$ i, m, c# x) R8 JBlow chicken吹雞
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# p. `% Q8 V3 k; D. kI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ( K2 |, ^! T) {& x( d0 ^; G
我吹雞打你班友 。 % W9 d0 ^( u6 @- F
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 $ [* K3 B1 k' a# U- K' g

3 E* ?8 v2 r' P- TFace green green臉青青 。
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1 N7 g- I8 A: Y* F- H"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" $ A+ N. p& n' h( Z7 ~& g8 ~
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 & S! b$ F/ p/ i
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 , L8 T" Y, n2 ]

, i! C# f( D$ R8 I% `2 e* IYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ; H1 @! ?4 e) G7 n7 J& H0 R
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 0 q/ a1 Q, X' X, }- W

6 _9 `% z4 q3 i7 GAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 8 I9 G! S6 J" ^5 W2 _
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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9 h/ p) x$ c2 }  v4 zHow senior are you?你算老幾? # b% B# w2 T6 }  A0 _2 W5 D
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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5 I: u6 Q1 ]8 ]$ ^- M, E0 ^% n0 k  jWhere are you come from?你邊度架? * {6 t* F( N! E* p/ ~/ G3 o$ y+ y3 [
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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: t, O+ L; @9 `) ZZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ) L. i1 C* m( C- f0 U2 V, @

, G, N( q! _/ {! w: K% k6 mWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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$ T) d; X, D- u1 HCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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3 q% T0 `$ T9 Z* rCollect father收爹 " G3 E% N) i6 e

0 a1 \, K2 E  W. s) b( GYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ % u: U! q* L$ Z4 K
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 , c- |' _1 d5 b! g0 n* n

1 p* L$ w- s5 r1 U1 O: IYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 0 U* g+ h  o# k; o0 R; a
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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% z8 H/ w4 Z8 {0 `0 X" C* ]Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 " I. O" m/ M4 B+ O* C  K+ r* x

+ m6 ]# e/ v+ m$ N" yYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
: S7 I6 s; f/ ^4 T' M9 ^- M你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 ; j! ^- t( Q$ Q* _' l
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! ( u5 w, Y: m, E! w  O
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King eight egg.王八蛋 6 Z2 u1 |* Y% k$ W& c3 f$ a

" q( o  p8 v0 }. L1 DBlack son黑仔 * a2 d' ~" Z, u. b

" d3 H* T3 Q7 P9 n! iToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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( J2 v3 o. X1 |/ }) }Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 . [! F* c- t# b; W' |( d
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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2 ^9 _. j* @) @! a# O) OHigh hand.高手
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; G" `. G( q4 |2 d, r% ~1 qA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ( b4 Y2 n/ V0 @" o4 `" r

/ p/ E: z" e7 x9 f. L% ^To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 6 ?+ j$ c: D- h5 H4 K
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點 ' Y; M( H; Y9 b. M3 l

& c! `* E. y, a3 T/ N9 {$ L& cOne old water 一舊水 , P7 X1 V& y! g/ j7 E6 j

8 t8 F" o/ R# ~* ^What the spring do you do?你做乜春? : l% ]7 @+ _8 h6 v; e- b

% _" |- X" m: aA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 2 `; D$ }  p/ B4 X2 W; P2 a

& y$ J3 W8 ?9 L3 pA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 . {3 m+ I9 T9 ~. }4 M- s
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 7 \) k- J( i7 _' O/ f, O/ c+ [# ]

7 [! @* I; t( j- K8 @& R( o2 DA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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+ V+ `; {- L- m! d# c: _! G9 x5 F# BPump water.抽水 4 s( \, B3 _7 r6 s5 Z
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
+ _5 v, k8 W8 i) vI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:' P1 h( Z3 L4 b$ X* H4 X/ o
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- y$ w# o+ G- k( Nyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳# b6 C: i( l1 E
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...& s5 E4 r  X% J7 |
用inside..

tkc314

之前睇過啦..: e2 o* F+ s0 p: R

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Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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/ j! }9 h- [$ g; B' n; u  c" ?good rope 好索

奇

有d以前睇過
7 K( Y9 `4 |9 Y$ t7 y% r' X最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。( _; m% u" P7 U" T
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger0 G; [4 W4 Y8 C8 p2 z6 d
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady

oh , thanks !
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