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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  + ^0 h( j( I/ y. o% D
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(轉)港式英語
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U: ?2 h8 x9 M. {- {" APiano piano green 琴琴青 * q1 n! }+ k" V+ J5 y
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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3 W3 A3 b' n5 |+ [" F" [" B& dI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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# c$ Q! z" L0 N4 OYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 9 W. W$ m7 d; O9 u0 |+ }
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 2 F9 g" w, O/ n: T% a! S
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! - \) @/ P& s Y
" ]4 ]6 d0 c* n4 p4 m3 LFish skin~魚皮 。 " Q3 p m( Z% A# \2 K. N9 I4 F4 e
# _, o- \. @+ X% i$ KFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ' I: }4 I' r1 ?6 W1 F9 g% W: z1 @
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Blow water吹水4 Z8 q* p: f7 H/ f9 Z
|* [9 s" _1 p8 _# i: [: K# UMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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! f1 Z& Q1 |; v' R$ ?Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ) v$ k8 e" Y, w/ {* X
我吹雞打你班友 。
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: {7 d9 X( i4 q/ D z4 w! X8 MStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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& q8 r! R9 b6 c1 |* LFace green green臉青青 。 2 a( ]& y* t }5 b" P" V
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ! ^+ ]* g/ |8 c0 W& D( n2 [
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 : k% q2 t/ h: S6 G. ?; T
: F3 R3 ]; |. Q h0 N. ]You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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! V" l0 n$ G" fYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ) _' [9 o5 P- y# N5 i1 ?/ `
( N L: [" L) GAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 + s5 }) M. O8 _& v- L0 ?
; Y/ f, K6 J. M v, ^7 n: w/ [You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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2 F$ F( O6 `1 C7 q* b1 p+ fHow senior are you?你算老幾? 1 K: ?0 u+ Z+ s& C$ t1 d1 ?
) a% }; f8 o2 o, s5 fWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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/ N" W' g# ?4 I7 Q% aWhere are you come from?你邊度架? : e, p) z9 x, D; ?9 o* m
+ V) U2 ]! j) g& W2 E' d" [& \Do you big me?你大我呀? * a5 i$ }' Q* w$ h( E' u" f/ A
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 ( w L0 |" O5 W
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ' r1 o3 o1 v6 X8 t/ `5 Z5 i6 h
( ^4 _0 t p, g ^1 n! [+ `4 I fWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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: X8 b8 V4 C! `8 U: f" j" y/ XThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! $ S, Q7 `2 E& B: b$ d5 k! b5 D z; D
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 & E5 L- N* p1 m
]) L3 H$ a! C" ZYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! ! n- C# @; `4 q; d9 Y) `4 ]
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 3 }3 j" t0 s1 M' P
& q" A$ g& s8 fLaugh die me.笑死我。 $ B! w+ j1 S3 m! M2 K- r" K: r7 g
9 Q1 ]% x9 G; D9 I5 SYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 0 i# x3 e# h' D
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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3 l" D2 y/ G4 G- mYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 9 H) K, x& L6 W7 M. w7 }
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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9 c3 s# R! i' C. \Eight woman八婆 : F3 x5 Y* B) c6 u& a# [
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 " ~/ X; s5 V: O
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! : d# |$ s. T3 w# T' a5 x
6 P; F$ W. o4 }, D0 IWear grass著草 2 Y5 W. x( t4 g
" q( D- Q$ @* Z: iI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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0 c3 v" @! I7 n. [7 s. @/ U5 wI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 6 z. _" L0 s1 b0 U" n$ W( a
5 Y. M8 v m/ _) p6 o; zA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 0 R- S) a1 C' O2 @3 ]8 O
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ; C9 ?6 |- |" w
" f9 s p& ]) U, CGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 3 B. Y, O! l7 u) i9 |6 T1 E9 P; L
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Old dot.老點 6 I. Z) W1 s! t: p4 y
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One old water 一舊水
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$ f% ]3 M! L7 K) RWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? , ?0 K) F/ F3 t, \- q! V2 o
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 6 Y7 W/ c. u _ O9 S& n) }2 c
9 z, M0 `# U {( r3 j# A! c8 w/ eMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 0 l1 Z0 t. l' O2 Z
% R! [ a2 O0 wA dragon service.一條龍服務 & k5 p) Q @3 p# ~8 q$ A* i
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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- U- a6 t" j0 G/ | l' u! S8 cPump water.抽水
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& {) {) I' d7 m2 G. nTwo hit six.二打六 2 ?2 x( W! R7 Q, l# Y2 P* Q! p
0 S3 ]! E6 H. L* E6 ^; ?! rTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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