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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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9 Y( }5 k0 I# v" \(轉)港式英語
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9 h( V& Y- O6 [6 Q3 c# ]$ ePiano piano green 琴琴青 , e- l6 T" E/ s6 h6 _) E
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 8 w) p1 U3 g( Z+ m& y
( ~5 F) S- G6 R! I' @7 g/ M; fI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! % Y: V' s0 D: k+ Q
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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- Y/ r6 o; k: Y6 T- UIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! $ @. Z5 t) }+ t& d
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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/ G+ ?, a- W- \fall on your street.""你個"K"
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! F; k+ Q# s1 oBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 3 e0 ^7 C! J- P, S3 J4 c
! t3 I& Q% z/ u/ pBlow chicken吹雞 1 n$ h' _; F* r+ x0 w0 e; D
5 P# V6 m) A* ?% n# {4 Z: gI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
1 o6 P/ T* W& O* g. B, H7 S我吹雞打你班友 。
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" T$ m" f% J# OStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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4 U S5 G, q9 SFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
' |9 J+ N' o3 H% r1 M" y8 }& d3 g點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 8 q* f0 ~& r* {& X- I1 s
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 X% {# I; m. a* J* ^' R B% B7 a
# e) h9 W3 \3 |/ S$ z+ X" EPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 ! l7 X6 R( b, g' p n. M
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? - Y, L( e" B+ p+ D3 [! c( r
' V0 r6 B+ o' X. Q( j7 m$ VEat banana食蕉 & D: {1 R9 K1 _# M0 v4 z
& O; x' K' J. ~; Y& bYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 & x2 Y N9 M. l0 `
$ }5 ]2 j) H7 R2 d) _How senior are you?你算老幾? & J: E5 F" q' z/ K2 X7 z- {* A @
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What the water are you?你係乜水? ' i! G4 T' \+ v/ w+ P: _+ x- ]
. }8 T- w# R7 _- u' {7 s( t- k/ G( f- LWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 0 f7 T2 I7 d! T6 h
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 8 a% ]& u+ X0 z% t. c" `! \! i1 [
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Do the world做世界 。 2 B0 \/ c+ V! J
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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, U: M( Q* k* Y8 {# l' L! C; kWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? $ \( @4 E- P$ L/ e$ S
+ h# w" k$ C+ V0 H6 E7 S bCut girl 界女 |0 _1 A" | O
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 / L6 J/ K" @* z- a
( w! T6 w7 @* Q1 {. G1 UCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 2 i1 C, X9 E7 x; n
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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3 E- ?/ ?8 O! z( j; }, G5 P, ]Collect father收爹 2 D, f/ d" I6 }$ P4 \
$ } Z, J h' T- OYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! 7 d2 y- l3 }/ O2 J8 |
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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) I5 C' [: ^3 t' e! W# @6 G+ h& {. jYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 & H6 S% U, W$ A
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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1 G1 ?/ J `& v3 r- MHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 8 a; F0 q' m6 C/ z- f7 s
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 0 B' l0 j+ ?, C% c( o
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! + \5 x8 M; o: n! Q2 I- i9 U; p
( Z) b( t* R# x8 rKing eight egg.王八蛋 ) Z' P/ S& h+ z
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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) C( E7 q; s: J8 iI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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: h( q' T0 X5 [6 _( e, v8 v" [High hand.高手 ) F& |( u1 f* W. v5 T5 q
- ]' |9 w5 i. E4 n! {8 K hA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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: `) |2 D) H1 H2 MTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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3 e z4 I' A/ oGood mother.好娘 6 u9 R3 [1 h' ^2 S
0 \% f7 j: T, @2 J9 h xYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! & k5 `4 `, D+ P4 E
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Old dot.老點
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2 b4 \# W2 X( D1 [8 J- JOne old water 一舊水 6 m; B2 g. _( I6 ~- L/ f
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 / S* p% |% F& `. U+ o! O
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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/ n Y: Q- L- F# u/ {Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ( n/ v' o5 }( n3 S8 n+ Q$ g
, o* y8 O# g5 TA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ( R3 x* O9 `/ p! ]& v' [6 [
' d! ?5 K3 p" Y$ V; t( n3 u) EPump water.抽水 ( N$ A9 [! I1 i! F- n
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Two hit six.二打六 ; B3 Q2 t( t# R! ~
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