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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  ' W/ U2 l. Y# u4 _
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% I+ N) M$ R; q# c+ X# ^(轉)港式英語 ! S* j$ I5 h4 n+ s/ i/ B
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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" ^& G: h$ x' ^6 x: w* k, v. D tPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! * s% _6 m5 V8 i' u/ }8 R" G
: l4 L4 B% j1 i& x% I3 ~You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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, w: M2 M( ]! j2 T" _I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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7 ^ {' V' E6 M1 {If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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3 W) Z* e# `4 DFish skin~魚皮 。 ! k* _( P' |/ b
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Fall on a street@@ 。 7 g' }2 Y$ R9 {. m; s/ s4 R$ W
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 1 R; w) I. i! [+ x
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Blow water吹水; ^ j6 J/ h) m) a5 R% E' Q; N
% [) B! V. f6 P6 A. {+ t8 {Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 8 B4 i0 R0 n0 @) |* @
+ s k9 i0 W" U9 Y, G+ b/ wI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 8 B2 ^9 B7 ]) [
我吹雞打你班友 。
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7 R( L5 v# h1 C X- C2 Y: fStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ; D0 g, q' F) E4 _4 Q3 x5 k8 h: v
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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# V Z/ V/ O9 l0 E& ?: YYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ' S! i7 p6 I; v: e! P2 {
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 6 l0 d' i3 q4 w: k/ p" j
& S0 J7 }* u8 {& l' b' rYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 % U. l4 |) d3 |) |# W' F: x
% o1 ^/ n& L0 \' D- _% F* rPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 % s8 Y5 T# w" M- V# o
7 c( e, f" c, O8 MAre you road?你係唔係路呀? % w% ]8 `( U" e3 L0 Z
; X+ M' m/ ~$ I$ E) w, IEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ( ]+ c3 O" L9 B( r
4 [0 L: F5 O4 y& n4 N- s% g4 z0 KHow senior are you?你算老幾? " S" p) @, l2 f2 l* t3 d7 o2 ^
9 P% e9 C% T" x) h2 _9 r( mWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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, W7 n0 d$ J5 n' t' NWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? & S; W( J$ G" g5 {5 o
3 B4 @' d: Z: W T- IZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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- j( c- M: s @2 G/ NDo the world做世界 。 6 `/ `. G F3 p$ a! D2 j* _$ t! Y# _
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 1 x9 `; v" x* h+ i3 n, z
3 _: c% u) ?2 J. G! ^" K: ]What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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6 Y6 ]# Q) b, e% A6 B9 XCut girl 界女
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7 v o+ N" B% m, Z5 V bThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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) f2 W5 d) H& Z' {1 RCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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: c. t: Z( s2 t" O0 FI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 8 y6 B' ?( ?1 \9 v- M
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 / N. c9 n# g, x# d0 {0 e
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 m ~3 E+ M, w9 H
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 4 X+ Z. x# B' v4 V! _
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 8 g: ^' n4 D( \( G! l A( p
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
# B" |5 c# S `9 }# |: X你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 / _' ^- N6 @3 c
6 G8 M( ~9 o, w3 X) m! L, cEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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Q8 M5 ?1 r$ NKing eight egg.王八蛋 - _8 Q( E5 W! N, v( Q
. [9 N* }: q" Z2 FBlack son黑仔
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& m1 \$ r& e. \* c' E" x8 uToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! $ T3 D# U; Z! @5 q: u
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Wear grass著草 7 @- F$ I4 p$ L
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ) `+ U7 r# O3 e* o, N1 V6 s
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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8 `) ~5 x9 u- z. D$ DA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 & A5 f* }/ I3 N+ s7 T' ~+ ?4 o. n1 M
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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! m5 m$ t+ ]/ G; ~) xGood mother.好娘 5 Z3 E v+ d" z. A. q& l
7 S, [+ {5 L! ^0 p( XYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ' [4 }( S! A4 m% s* @! Y
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: }7 D- U8 a: q+ A' R* Y4 l' vOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 6 @$ j5 v6 M2 Q( P. I0 p% l, }. u
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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* V9 V$ D$ _$ @ I0 ?A dragon service.一條龍服務 " O5 B" B! T/ W9 Z u. D2 A: N z& H b
: R) a6 e8 \! r7 _Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 + e% _+ \: `2 L0 \. s( d A' G
1 A& E* D$ T4 J6 ?Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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