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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ / l0 f9 H v$ ~8 ~4 B- x& Z
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3 b9 e: }- h+ h$ }3 u L（轉）港式英語 . Z# K7 L; ~8 X+ H
) f% ?8 R4 F" e# m) i' ?Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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& r6 R$ ]9 _) E8 S- mI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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- N, O$ F7 T* C. g' \You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 5 n( ?) F' l7 D4 v
5 l# h. E" `4 F. J4 sI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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. Q3 @. x% x) H, D& FIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ * E2 u! J$ ^7 b
. @ [1 Y( J0 {Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 + s7 x+ P/ }9 |' c+ F7 [
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 Z, Z% a* k; R
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Blow chicken吹雞
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2 o% K, X6 U5 m" a" z! xI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
7 ]2 v. b# s7 G" p, H- C我吹雞打你班友 。
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: j- t5 } t z( v% c5 Q3 ^8 ZStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 3 w: g3 z: b6 e. i
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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' U8 }! `+ ?+ K* X2 D) h- cYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 , L) K% }6 J1 j0 A6 _( \1 `. N
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 / o7 p3 d) D' J& G0 F. E* f
; u5 T% Z9 n7 J1 q) O& k: X/ z; mAre you road?你係唔係路呀? & b7 R6 G- Z, J1 @% r
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Eat banana食蕉 ^5 C5 |% H9 y* h" P8 ]
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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- M" [: i, K9 A' IHow senior are you?你算老幾? / |. _8 K- x' j# [& j
: o Y/ ~. ]9 t& yWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 4 h4 k2 j: P0 T7 o6 H2 o
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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( f: W+ Y. N9 J3 y* f7 m' \Do you big me?你大我呀? B4 v, Y9 a6 q
4 F9 h- L$ o# `8 N& [! bZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 5 _8 z2 w) h' a/ b! N$ k
- j8 z* A/ _( h- EDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 + I4 a( ^4 J/ I4 `
# w' t- A# w) i# g9 F4 E1 bWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ( e' \, ~5 t3 s& ?8 Y
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Cut girl 界女
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, W9 j# `! C+ K: v8 |2 u. @The king of cutting girl.界女王。 0 W* X i8 M; [; C7 p p4 D
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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+ P6 ~2 h4 _7 sI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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! j3 t& h0 R: Z9 C, h* K5 MCollect father收爹 6 H G6 C9 U8 w& l
) E+ J# I9 A# |: L2 x" o9 Q( q' YYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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( L5 n, s+ \7 E3 m q( {Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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% c+ y% H8 ]' t1 }# v! x& y" BLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ; a9 K _# s5 z
6 O- v2 { r P& H" a5 t% C9 GAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 # Z( j2 L7 P! i+ x' `
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 / f3 p" Q/ V. @' R4 F* }# K2 ~' F
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. : k# D6 B8 L$ C, k9 l
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 ) O [! B- ?. s& z
z& R2 d/ A b0 f pEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 + l; f8 _& V, \+ D% r5 p: ~) E
N/ E: f1 _2 ^3 |Black son黑仔 8 \+ s4 \6 ^3 \
+ l, n% _- Z) W# Q+ m! A$ SToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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4 y6 v* N& c9 uWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 5 y& s2 S3 C5 G
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High hand.高手 : i. J/ _' S5 ~/ l
H3 x( `+ [0 H+ O' q& tA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 / o K4 S, \/ }
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 : h& }+ h' T5 Y( o1 p
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Good mother.好娘 2 {! Y. \% l* s# D* p
% a2 S( @5 A0 L- \! R- U7 T7 hYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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j* m! L# C$ Q% z. v# O* m! JOld dot.老點 % ~ r" T& { z+ ^8 z
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One old water 一舊水
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6 H& B- K! ?' Y+ u& y9 p4 |: K" DWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? & J! O( d+ K" t1 l
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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* N: b+ F# M. s# `A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 4 S* u$ p( c7 ^
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ) I5 E5 u3 E+ r3 b! Y7 _: _* d
) k& W/ k7 G# P# w% A- Q$ cA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 - \0 g& _7 m3 P
/ [# w% ~& w# F4 H+ O5 OPump water.抽水 * _! P X; i7 c! S& T P
+ Q) a/ j# k7 t/ R( JTwo hit six.二打六
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! m" Z4 Y' Y7 D7 B2 \Two five boy.二五仔 |
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