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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  1 }# e# n! n# L& h1 t
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(轉)港式英語
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$ t1 D+ k6 @' VPiano piano green 琴琴青 * d, E4 [$ L0 g2 G. C, `$ M2 h" m
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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, H7 M: q; N6 ?" oI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! + R2 h6 g/ _- C7 i; u4 P/ }% j
4 i7 I, f; D; j5 I& X0 ~You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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: S, U D7 E7 F, U9 J3 LI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! # m! {3 x0 G# m& K
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! % o# `% P9 u( e7 a8 G+ J
" }' s: H" L$ Y8 _4 ?8 ~6 IFish skin~魚皮 。 5 ^6 i8 G/ W, q/ q8 T5 ^
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Fall on a street@@ 。 * `' h3 h9 T5 Z0 `
( W% F0 {" a U @. `. H0 Ffall on your street.""你個"K"
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! P4 F7 W7 F2 I' tBlow water吹水4 b3 |6 |* v6 l: \# b0 a
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 % v5 K& m: N7 K5 _
. X- _6 Z, h& s3 |Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. * }2 O; H z" D
我吹雞打你班友 。 " T$ b9 @' g/ [' S/ Z
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 2 L- W8 j7 R3 T- k4 \- J. J: v8 u) f
# q9 A& ]3 |' @8 b; s; fFace green green臉青青 。 # o, y$ Q* ~3 P& R. m9 u! d
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 8 p5 B$ `6 m7 a$ T
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 3 _" Z( N2 j3 i" i+ y. E7 w' ?( i
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; p! y9 H7 U0 |; a; u9 VYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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' u+ U. K2 ~, HDo you big me?你大我呀?
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$ p; m+ K8 q* y+ G' i& K8 h, {1 WZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 5 e& l. ~/ L0 ?( Q' I9 ^, b/ I
, u8 ^2 j' |+ O4 Y2 tDo the world做世界 。 9 o, K/ h+ a. f# [0 _& n4 m+ D
& e- }( Y8 G) ABig tea rice大茶飯 。 $ w7 O2 m% p6 m
3 }! p0 P8 R/ K" x% J0 M& oWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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8 O! O/ m4 T6 O2 i; tCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 $ \* t) W# J. ^ C. f9 o2 W) c
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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# J5 @( O% I1 ~0 ^+ J5 o- q" mI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ( Q, y A+ a9 N* H+ i! X7 x
6 @! s' w# p. i8 O; z; d# l4 P) bCollect father收爹 6 a9 u7 f1 n/ M) w
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! - T2 P# Z+ S* l: l' F( b4 W
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 0 M4 L: V1 U- H6 d7 `
! U9 Q2 y8 ~1 s- i; I0 h4 }4 A oLaugh die me.笑死我。
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1 H6 C# x. c& @- W0 Z( xYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 8 Z" R9 x. A) j) Q6 b! @6 u
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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& }; N, @8 G6 |) ?You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. : N @% }" E5 h( P. x8 }/ m
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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$ G( \' m P8 x+ a i2 LEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 % V+ z9 r9 D0 z7 |4 G; A' V
& W& t/ l" T8 u& UBlack son黑仔
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4 j. ]# \7 [9 QToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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% q; ?- R8 l" F# e* q; [7 s1 zI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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M/ Z+ D: r0 l3 BHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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$ j# Q4 x X# i( Y, Y0 XGood mother.好娘 0 `) k: ~. h0 `/ K' [- G
9 o6 M0 ]! p+ CYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! . e" t4 h* k3 j# l7 V1 R2 r# J2 y
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Old dot.老點
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# U* u. t$ M, H5 K2 e9 K5 O4 TOne old water 一舊水 : E& z' @' J2 N+ ]
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 1 m% c: S: w( K, q
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ; i+ L5 F. \, n' v- f' \. P" e( o6 t
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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, t& r4 ?% O+ {8 s% I+ AA dragon service.一條龍服務
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S* G9 Q- ~. MHold hold water.楂楂水
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4 Q% m, G5 q2 z1 m+ U+ E. ~Pump water.抽水
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6 [8 C( F( `* I( m7 A, @5 u7 ]" {Two hit six.二打六 5 d$ d4 |# y2 r& [. }
/ ^& M0 v& e9 HTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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