港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~# m" O; W$ W6 {& \3 X) G

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  F7 }0 f; U; O4 b( X, ?（轉）港式英語
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2 e9 i- Z$ x" \7 d5 BPiano piano green 琴琴青
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% |) P/ h7 \3 R& M0 ?1 bPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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5 B; \8 N% y) x+ ?2 i" v& \% ?7 QYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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" e9 M! Z+ b& Z5 ?I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ : H' K. y( H1 m8 \& X; H
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 2 K- x0 h% I2 t5 s
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Fall on a street@@ 。 & Q1 X5 w3 w4 H# k) f* w
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 5 M, D/ k. u2 A) V

3 b! Q/ O, m( L5 U( m9 CBlow water吹水6 c8 T+ G$ ?# R/ I4 y2 F" M; L# Q
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 4 Y& Z# X9 M$ i* m( ?
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
9 g6 i: ^* U' L1 _( Z( D我吹雞打你班友 。
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' ^8 K7 @% s! WStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ) T+ T! m9 ?" C. i, u

& i' J& P* l, w% |- pFace green green臉青青 。 4 {, V& Z4 r4 i. e

! O- I0 A. t2 m* e4 }  b" x"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
. t$ a3 @% v0 ]8 i* q0 Y" Y7 u點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ( D0 e2 h2 A' v% ~, U' K9 V. B5 R
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 $ D! q! d3 A+ h5 n7 j6 P

; [) E& C1 y9 b; |- p$ [You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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7 E  l% Y6 ^5 Y, G9 HYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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, W" I5 e  P: J3 M! yPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 % E9 `1 _$ `: w& A& I7 l% ?3 m; E* [" v

4 ~) q6 C0 d# qAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 4 |/ H# ~( W! v' ?1 \8 A
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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; p- x& U, I; @! NHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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' A9 M# x. J3 q2 J/ W. K) [What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 3 \6 x: d* A( m. g7 I

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Do the world做世界 。
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. X7 y/ X5 q7 m& `  cBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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/ a! o# m3 G. j: ]8 O$ PWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 - X3 |- x/ s$ D
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ; D) A3 i5 R/ B/ @! y9 B5 t

, ]2 c+ Q# B  d  D8 x3 SCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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9 c# w9 _8 q# YI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ - [. Y/ x9 P6 d+ u& u

" k: I( H9 n  f4 p! nCollect father收爹 ; B+ L+ r% e3 S9 r- H: \* T. ~

% b7 I. H* n9 F- D1 d* N: \& A* IYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ * ]. c+ n1 _4 C& z; H3 H9 s( f

8 D5 ^  l" j+ ?# e; e2 w8 L/ qDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? , O5 }& O0 _4 }# t8 v

3 d3 F/ i8 s1 S4 V# s$ n% B( o' \Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。   M- \- F& s5 _+ m
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 , U4 Q% A9 v" h1 a( W( V  G

3 ^4 T: c0 j( p1 z' Z. B% T6 V& FYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
* t" a+ `/ E( B& M2 O+ {9 N你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 7 A: r3 O. P3 N, b. p3 I$ d
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! & ~! r0 d# _$ G. x5 N
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King eight egg.王八蛋 & E0 I/ w, A+ d
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Black son黑仔
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1 H4 \/ e8 r3 E3 T3 EToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ . H% X7 H* N+ Y$ w5 v* A, \
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Wear grass著草
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# [- _9 v! h9 A* b8 @# a) p3 @I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 3 p1 M" o# V6 A3 P

. V4 |8 u; `* LI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 . R4 s: D) z2 |/ W+ ~

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, Y0 ^5 K) }& P# LTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 ! ]' Z& j/ z4 g% j( `6 i

' q1 N1 C6 Z' Y# n: MYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 8 q: x. Y0 M0 i/ z& L5 U! A
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Old dot.老點
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8 h; ?. _( ?1 s5 w( `One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 9 K! L. @# [1 v) ?8 V: f1 ^
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 9 n' W% E1 B, \, ]/ i8 H4 f

( Q7 \$ B+ ~- R( O5 Z. Y0 O, qMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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1 c( C3 R* F& t& [A dragon service.一條龍服務 ) u- q" Z& Y6 a9 E' |: U

/ j8 {2 x) _* u3 Z, ]Hold hold water.楂楂水 - }9 c/ Q$ `6 b$ L6 _0 @7 x

( U- `+ F- i. i% _+ J* v  xPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 " M3 M$ V- L  r& x6 y

  k0 t0 M. s$ G% a) P- F, ?+ |Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
; T3 j: H3 w7 F, k  t- m8 KI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:+ ^& @; M% |1 R) Q1 u" d' b: U
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳' J; ]0 C) Q. R& Q
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...; L% Q. R/ @/ F- C
用inside..

tkc314

之前睇過啦..8 A! H& d$ g  _( y  l# ?

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直釋-0-

Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。: w$ V' o0 _1 ]' T1 I8 U; |% s
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good rope 好索

奇

有d以前睇過& H$ y. b0 W2 q( w( D& s+ \
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。: B4 q' Z: H* u+ O8 ]# [3 }7 M; ~( u' S
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger
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6 X" L) H0 h# k我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady

oh , thanks ! 1 j$ m" a4 l; d! ^
i very need it !!!