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6 H6 k% t7 H% P) x) N; M% d* G0 x(轉)港式英語 + Z- j4 L. F0 k7 }- D
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 * m  c- h3 I* Z. }$ z# }0 ^
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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% W6 ^1 X- T5 NYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 2 g# L% i7 P- A2 ~& L
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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: v% A$ H$ J9 X& J: q- K, |8 xFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水. K0 N* b5 g: M5 g; ^$ R

& y, O- O4 Z5 n0 \9 O$ ZMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 / N1 \  i$ d  q0 t1 F* ~7 d

8 [, o; e! O  U& L. c. C1 N: @& tBlow chicken吹雞
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% h7 ^9 a/ P: oI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. # j" _5 k: Q# o8 ^- m: \
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 - B7 e2 c- |# c: D" Z4 h7 Z
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Face green green臉青青 。
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* z4 B! h8 Z. t" N7 F"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"   M7 g3 ]( D: ?/ N- M- _' M
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 , b8 W* R! O3 i$ ~0 c" Q8 v7 a& t
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ! S, M. h' m3 i/ F

7 B9 [5 `2 U+ z" C1 r1 R5 uYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 0 ?, a' e$ Y# X

7 y6 b8 B' j& N# u) f0 W, K' MYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 . \, ~2 r; X) y. W1 B) @
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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" b" P' f7 w: K( B. w+ cYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 8 S6 r5 L6 `/ i) o5 r4 b
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What the water are you?你係乜水? $ a+ e+ q+ b3 O) k

# a- v' P, G8 a4 N9 Q0 iWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 7 g; [* y* A/ Y1 ~3 k

2 L. I( M! R+ q! p* D# ?Do you big me?你大我呀? & o; t% _; C1 `. f

5 s8 U2 w0 f9 b- }; |0 BZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 1 V1 l# y. O: |0 F2 Q9 k, Z

5 j8 C5 `; k: x# @1 ]# fDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ! R0 T% e# o. A2 C/ A5 F, w

$ ~$ p  d! t$ B4 Z& g/ {What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? * f$ ]2 D/ Q2 t. e8 s8 u& _

' w- V- x$ L, U' {8 hCut girl 界女
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. }. u5 m4 d0 P0 vThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 : f0 E5 K; i* ?: t( l" g

; Q2 @1 F3 D$ O: y7 @" lCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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9 Z) I+ m7 _- {I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 ' y4 q; l) P) j
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 7 h$ S+ C3 r- G- {  |( r

& I6 L0 [# E1 UYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 / g& _9 p/ ~1 }$ H, u

- n& Z6 q! k! T! c0 r: YAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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7 q" ?4 j. W  L3 p3 @% rHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 4 W( ]. N7 J  s+ ~+ z
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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% Y, _3 l+ m9 Z8 Z+ o( D, TEight woman八婆 & s+ j9 }6 s2 t9 p$ B* y2 q

, _& {" z+ l& j7 vEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! + S0 h3 e' m  ?- @2 Q1 y* _* ~0 }5 X7 \

$ l  Z6 a! r' _8 ^8 i/ wKing eight egg.王八蛋 4 c' o  X5 c" J7 h
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 2 @5 L' J  S( o+ H( H

5 C* ]. \- Q$ jWear grass著草 / P6 Y" |" c0 _6 p/ D& e3 Y
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。   W' e0 b! I. k, U" |

, b: A) v3 W9 Z! XI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ; _& o: G9 T5 u5 j+ a! X2 V
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 " f! Y% w* v0 N( w- Q; _
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Good mother.好娘 - a1 V( ?/ y' e- [' H- H1 j3 x

2 Q; M; Z2 y  v. |$ FYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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4 F- q. [4 w7 A/ b9 n0 z* v! UOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ! R4 p3 I7 L6 o. k# Y
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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8 P3 v4 [' k% }6 _! x6 _5 bMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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) ^8 D- W. k7 mHold hold water.楂楂水
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& D4 H$ m; j6 P# c' w3 ]Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 * V7 L. j  E9 b" `  A
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳0 ?: P8 \; _4 [; B1 I* F
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:' d5 }* G$ M6 L' N( }
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0 v+ P, I- i) r/ `0 ]; F+ q5 gyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳& Z8 x5 t+ P; z8 t9 j* j
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...0 z5 ~. ]$ k' v
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下
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2 Q0 J- G3 J, E7 e( i直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
: z, ~! i% ?; h最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。( u; E, T) a. y* u/ y. r
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
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i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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