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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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$ }0 {9 c$ {) Z(轉)港式英語 - s/ B3 P7 _9 i
0 @0 G0 O4 X p @" k% dPiano piano green 琴琴青 , e4 }9 p- g1 Q- e; W# y; _
# A) A8 ~+ m( ~+ u% R/ TPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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1 K; I( u, `: n; p. \3 D9 R4 n" LYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 9 [3 |1 Y& @ M# ~, e3 I" I
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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- F" [+ T! b) Y3 [If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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$ U/ A x3 I d; {Fish skin~魚皮 。 3 d7 G$ r& s* L) d. Q3 _# g
- M' ]/ J* `5 `" g- j4 h! @$ {9 p- AFall on a street@@ 。
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& d' P2 e% j+ ]6 J; N. a6 A! Dfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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, s9 V+ |' ?+ UMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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5 v. k0 t7 X4 [" s& L0 dBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 8 H; g; X* @0 P" v0 ^ V7 L
我吹雞打你班友 。 : d1 x' c1 W) T6 O9 N
8 H+ {" [- a3 L# Q0 P1 gStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
& P& o9 D9 f' A9 F$ P點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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$ u* X3 _' ~) z; @% jYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 : I, W9 A6 Z; T. a. {
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 . s! K* ^$ L4 q0 w. d* G- i
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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0 ]1 T7 A* C! k) t5 A) sEat banana食蕉
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6 u9 K! b$ T- o# h4 EYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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+ _# k. e5 [9 n# Q5 c2 O( T; iHow senior are you?你算老幾? % a) p6 @' v5 L7 e$ g
8 x$ z0 k6 d& \' `What the water are you?你係乜水?
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, g2 t1 j9 K$ o% sWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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! B& U4 K$ K) O. j' a4 N1 HDo you big me?你大我呀?
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; z* y9 v) G/ g* IZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 $ i8 y- H- z& T0 F
! t& d3 q# Y6 D% rDo the world做世界 。 7 t) m& ^, G1 s! [1 Q' @6 W0 Q
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 6 b( E5 E: X- i% @ V) P% a, B7 E
4 o: C" @4 x/ Q# wWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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* x( J0 j5 ~4 x, vCut girl 界女
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: C( P- ~" I; B$ [* {! M6 _The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ' d, Y& }. ^6 o' Z! D, S
& t8 C8 y1 R m) h9 C! ?: n4 zCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 5 Q" M" X2 B8 r, X+ @' o) O& t
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 # N- p' [# A' Y6 x) u# {
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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( x) k# I: |$ L5 ], EAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. / O5 d3 \3 _" m
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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: S8 H5 N% {. d5 vEight woman八婆
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1 }* }5 H" k6 C( TEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! - \2 o1 N+ u" W# G
2 G w2 T+ H. {King eight egg.王八蛋 & Z7 o6 \5 }' Y1 p$ X
! B( @( J* A3 o+ h" w% b/ {Black son黑仔 9 ?9 s1 S& v; C2 _" j% _# d
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! / M9 p1 M A4 a) J, H( v d
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Wear grass著草 6 i' ~# R9 |1 c6 }$ z9 F
( j" c8 u& S: l0 n. \4 @- D& K/ TI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! + ~2 G; l! H$ b" \& |# o. G
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High hand.高手
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! N$ J. l, c4 a$ s- \7 a% p: A' \A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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1 |1 d/ E! w7 tGood mother.好娘 9 r& D; [" ?) A- W- O
5 b3 g: G( \1 i8 O+ Y1 _6 w6 NYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! / x4 w0 e E* J: K/ i% M
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Old dot.老點
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- [0 H' J, ^ A6 @, T8 |7 ?! g6 Y2 X6 pOne old water 一舊水
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! M g6 ~6 Z6 \/ yWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? - |3 c# {9 Z8 E! E( O g7 t
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 , \# Y, [' y/ N3 v
) O' R! ^% l+ \5 j4 L0 u/ \Measure water/Pound water.磅水 . M0 N0 A% w5 b* F! i
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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6 r9 p- u1 N7 f3 K4 WHold hold water.楂楂水
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' _3 P9 `+ c. O7 L4 F, S- CPump water.抽水
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, |7 H% q% [) i% WTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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