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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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6 d  r& }0 H+ Q; T) h  S(轉)港式英語 ) N  z8 m0 C3 `5 o: H
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 : [  H* ?3 Q! z6 ^. \; v

: ~/ l; }6 X3 N2 I  C+ M9 JPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ! G$ Y* K" G, Q
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? / V* D6 A- [6 H& G' ]0 v8 L0 I

& r4 F, c5 \) A& Z8 t4 nI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ' x0 _" R3 e8 d
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 7 F  z5 ?$ @2 L8 s8 I+ {' v( v

  d+ v5 p" n% _- c6 L8 u" ?* YFish skin~魚皮 。
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5 s! |7 ^6 y3 p5 U( IFall on a street@@ 。
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( \& g" X: h1 i& z' _: C1 Y' a1 |/ l( zfall on your street.""你個"K" . E3 q+ ?* Y5 r0 P
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Blow water吹水0 x+ w+ k# o; I
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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# \" W! k0 K. |( hI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 5 F) F, x& A' w* Q% C* w  n6 ?
我吹雞打你班友 。 1 H/ V; j3 n" H2 q" R9 Q1 o  O. J

% W! O5 m* l, E+ X6 iStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 8 p$ }$ k( F+ B/ d9 \' F

3 V% m8 Y. z1 X8 ~1 aFace green green臉青青 。
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/ h; ~7 I+ M  B! {' h+ r1 I"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 7 |" Z1 `1 C$ b4 `
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 , l" d/ d+ d% r* I! ]0 k* ^

. j; a; b$ I5 G; _3 c& N3 eYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ( y' K4 i. T) a
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 . F& f3 @5 j$ t
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 9 ?7 l( }0 }7 ]1 R: s" O
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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% S" ~: U: T7 qEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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" o5 I) y" a0 C. S2 J) X) B7 RWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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# L+ t2 a  `) {0 ]: \8 DDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 * B  ]( j/ n& a9 s
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Do the world做世界 。 % Z# j7 [6 C# ], c6 C
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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" Z2 J) t7 ~+ p2 `0 gThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 ; V  g& r8 a: y# @2 G0 U6 [6 N5 `- Y. D
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! * C5 l2 l/ {0 c2 n2 l8 L8 C: [. w
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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* _$ D. c9 J0 J, k. L( \; _8 ^You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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8 Q% y/ o$ E; A0 \Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 $ O* H% d8 c0 q7 M

, j  h" H+ u: p1 a. ?5 O4 ]9 ^You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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) i' b; D; M! f1 ?American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ; P. M+ a* k- y( K, }( D
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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! v, C- {2 D" r! M. i) t7 yYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
* b/ x9 Q$ \/ E你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ( y. ?5 m; v; A4 y$ G. ?$ L. @% m) ~

' ^+ [! Q1 m+ DEight woman八婆
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* s* R. y, B1 T6 ^Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! / e; d0 ^" X! n2 l) X( V% N

1 i! L& u" g% l6 T% v+ xKing eight egg.王八蛋
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$ m2 _. _: i; NBlack son黑仔
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. c8 ]' o  w% I8 F6 V% x! \8 wToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 4 q- A( B* Q/ @, I" c

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3 W7 O  g* t8 D# zI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 1 ]; x/ L* R" V* M: o8 Z
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High hand.高手
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  o, S; ^+ w/ B" ^& g+ mA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 $ r4 Z: K& |) e% `+ Q
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 + L, {/ U: R5 }8 Y1 U

6 ~/ w' H, ?- ~) T! Y5 p5 V8 WGood mother.好娘 , M* U: F& J3 b7 z2 D
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 3 }9 V+ K; g/ |4 W( u5 D' q

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8 y* r2 u0 J; R. W9 vOne old water 一舊水
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; ]! V; k7 w/ A" ~7 Q5 W0 BWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 & h$ E( e; g7 l; `( n7 c5 L/ d8 s
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 9 y: [. f; \) E! W) q( s7 `

& H6 P9 w3 ?% B8 F0 p3 m$ {A dragon service.一條龍服務 & K3 v0 |9 b" I: D3 p
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 # M! q5 y: Z! u& w) ~: `

# M; t) ?. V- G; }Pump water.抽水 : n* `/ i8 C5 f' G# A

5 e5 [$ Z) c' C4 R: I) K' NTwo hit six.二打六   x' |% J8 `7 {/ V0 K
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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# e5 ?$ ^* S" Y0 q0 N- |1 U1 v" C5 ]you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
3 b; ~1 m4 }2 r6 |7 A! l/ EI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:5 W6 p# [! }, g1 H1 R2 X7 d
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
& L3 w" z$ X: S( l. ZI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
; ^, V! W4 i' `' e, |% xd人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。6 _3 n, U% |" s. S
例如:
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。; r5 E0 c" P/ B& D" Z" |$ }2 C
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger4 O0 U9 b2 w+ i5 s; d3 J" F8 }
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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