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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到無力食飯~~' i6 P! a+ s; x' s6 |4 G
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' e+ ~5 X/ e5 QPiano piano green 琴琴青
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+ z. i0 Q) a ~5 Y9 a4 `Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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! C" V: i3 A3 g. ~) HI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! $ U/ W- Z* G3 J5 G
" B$ j# w# q+ p- Q( L \You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 0 @9 i% e1 u& V5 |" q$ J, O
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 6 |5 k; c0 q$ F. c; }$ j( V% ^
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! . n5 _( p/ q' }: v2 }
# ]* V7 e+ y& {Fish skin~魚皮 。
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5 w& d$ G$ |% g5 BFall on a street@@ 。 3 C7 p" ]# a- W; d$ E8 p2 c3 V* z3 l( m
4 R) @$ u) D# ^4 H# }: _fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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, Z) e! A4 f' }3 j9 v( bMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 $ j& z. t4 e0 O
0 u! Z. D1 z% p. y6 \" E! h- sBlow chicken吹雞 8 r. P1 i* j2 e* g! n; B. J' d
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 8 Z3 v' Z* x# Z5 O6 t1 {% s
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 1 Z# ^- P' l; _& _+ ^
# b; v' P5 n/ v" oYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ' X+ q7 P5 q4 |
4 @* M! J' J7 rYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 1 }' B& i/ _8 d$ D9 y7 M
) s3 E& }7 v" x" b" B- HPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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; ], z' e1 k) f' L' k+ ]+ D0 _# zAre you road?你係唔係路呀? ) ]/ a1 u. X$ [
( \- x& T- V+ p! b9 w4 [Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? ; T% n$ h, f# m! M6 ^! z1 [6 x
% \, k6 n( I/ K$ k. m5 }+ _$ cWhat the water are you?你係乜水? t& Y4 z6 J. m t3 N4 J
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ' z! R$ P Q, E8 Y" I
% R0 o4 I# `2 L0 d! I: ?' X }7 BDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 % y# y! L, N) n) I# k
! n) O% d% z4 sDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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; V$ g6 l1 `6 D4 q8 \. T; mCut girl 界女 - z- q( `% [6 O. e! ~: l
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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3 @, R& t7 R# K7 I' N& ^Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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" c. S! ?3 S1 RI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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# a: T5 W/ G' A& |Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ( _# h+ B& ]. `% E4 a, @: ~
9 ]# I3 h" I7 r8 V4 e sLaugh die me.笑死我。 3 {7 l v; P+ E( a7 r& O
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ; L: r7 Y, {, N7 w* g
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ' H D% i5 D$ `: n0 b+ {4 Z, k
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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, J! x- @* Z. X; @Eight woman八婆 , I" [ u0 a( w' }7 r
' j' `% o7 q V+ e6 aEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! ; X9 }. o5 Z% S; R4 n: C5 ^
- O; g l! o9 e4 S, v, ]" WKing eight egg.王八蛋
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& a& @* U2 f2 I7 iBlack son黑仔 U, O+ [, \+ T+ y/ X$ l! |2 G8 [
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ; O/ l- ` p3 X5 @; c; A
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Wear grass著草
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* Z: E* k& s1 ?/ H! b* EI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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( A: k5 H6 h; G# {" R3 uGood mother.好娘
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* F9 P9 {; P3 ~' H: `# ^You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 ' t+ @$ b; G. @" R4 f
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? . p( |5 J- U- i* e
, e4 T4 q) i) i5 b; q/ b9 fA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 * b1 F( Y& ^: e4 U' v
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 # l d4 P4 y8 a6 f% s5 O# T6 l9 W! b
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ; i& o; |0 ]4 [: W* H0 S( V
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 - Y& z6 i5 \5 l2 e
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Pump water.抽水 ' H. b. I3 A! W1 D, }% |" m
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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