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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  0 u( B. p5 }( W
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; Q+ o7 |% n1 w$ y(轉)港式英語
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" c" a' J! k% [( g; c1 T7 O% p7 oPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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j% c% o5 V7 ]/ a' o) n/ SYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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l* S9 k) G" {If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 6 E2 _4 m1 J+ }1 i7 y4 P
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 3 m7 r2 s( H' G+ K
7 m! j8 ]5 _/ O7 G. j$ m* xFall on a street@@ 。 a5 z8 K# O& I. @- s* c9 S
& q/ x3 @( _" P: _+ U* J, d* b( Afall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水* G- o" E$ `7 l( ^7 L- ]
/ _, j, b1 ^/ AMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 + `% O; ?/ D+ {( [ z6 u J
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
, M8 |: l4 E4 x! u9 R( k8 B3 K9 p我吹雞打你班友 。
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$ u/ @& f5 o* F1 M7 c" q& GStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 # ?, \7 R7 S! l+ K, ^, R
2 E/ }7 y' F5 T$ V# P2 ?5 AFace green green臉青青 。 M% X: S( s/ w1 l
3 q3 J( ?) w \" p& j# E$ h" e* P"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
7 W) Q6 p# d* p! R點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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* d( D4 g3 s9 [3 R Y! HYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 " Y7 H5 w! R) v' c6 T# H0 }
) B' g8 t) `8 k8 H) gYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 : t4 J9 I2 B4 C) O5 M/ Z
) ?! r* r/ k+ t( c$ HYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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$ m( v" F; M/ G% n$ |7 B) P8 lAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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8 {, ]9 r0 x x, _Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 - @! M" i; Z! I
, G6 e& R' }) o8 E/ d2 @How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ) [: w7 ~' a$ n: _! P
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ) F' l+ J3 U n0 z
, L+ m) x, m5 r- x: aDo the world做世界 。
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9 D+ z" X- s0 q# o/ F6 RBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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; ^ Q+ U9 v7 k7 r% PWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ; J% }: z. J. i
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Cut girl 界女 - }# n/ z- t( Q8 g9 U
5 ^4 o9 }/ L6 s7 b dThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 2 N4 b- M: T) k
3 g3 ?, ?; A* L, xCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ! G( x q3 M/ P& G6 t5 A" n
8 C) W4 S- _1 a: s# Z8 j+ pCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! / H* \; ~% Y c2 \* z/ A( s
- o6 g: A: b- X N5 N6 `Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 / d/ t$ I- g7 U' {/ G/ ]' ?7 C
2 k: \5 F0 X/ s M: W cYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 " C! _$ C8 L/ l1 z7 `
- X1 }8 \ x: ]: p4 @& s8 eHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 0 ^, [$ ]% p% h. J7 Q/ Y
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆 ' \' Q7 L4 o, x
0 k* s! r. G. U! d2 S& ?, cEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 5 v) y$ N! t1 T L$ S
- _' s& G$ h2 f5 X9 L- c5 bKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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( |/ P) O0 O1 E) bWear grass著草 - l( v+ j0 `* U# I& J/ K
& ?! H% J4 u/ ~; \I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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}1 }3 X; U4 v1 ~, b7 l( J) K3 jI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 9 }- i+ Z7 l5 W2 _3 b
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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2 ?0 ]* k3 s/ b$ f* k1 JTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 , _' C/ C% v0 R, y g
6 U, ?; N9 i& E' ^Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! # z9 Q* v& c2 h( n+ F
: p) _' |# L0 k4 Q4 B TOld dot.老點 ( c9 ^0 s; }1 U8 `% N+ D1 @; |& X
2 X1 m+ |8 i1 K2 i2 xOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 3 o/ H7 C; O7 o s$ O" [/ i1 D& y N
" n: E1 p& X! K. pA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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% w) d0 n* ~: g; @A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ) X+ p% J8 x" l H8 Y$ l$ \0 X
" j' a2 x% w' P& `. jMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 " m n( t1 l X; v+ Q1 w0 U2 G# d
* v1 N. a( ?: EA dragon service.一條龍服務
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( @1 a' [% D3 K( T1 u5 V( }, o+ YHold hold water.楂楂水 4 z" r- ]3 y: M6 E2 N' |# F2 B
2 J0 H% o' R# L% h- |Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 " \, l& L9 f- _7 {& |
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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