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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 5 h5 `; U& u5 X! B# s
8 J0 ?& G% E6 T) N8 pPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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& M% X& |0 {' ^' c7 {0 X3 r; ?- VI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ' \3 G1 {4 w+ e4 j! ^
3 I* c: F& c( S+ \You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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8 [: H( ~7 o1 h( d4 EI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! , ~( q3 E- V( v8 a
+ r. q" X/ @# ZIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 7 c% y* l) x+ i- F- D
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Blow water吹水, w0 l g4 ?1 Q4 |* I- i; B. P0 ^
+ C" n" n* @+ k, v2 b& zMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ( _2 d1 q% T. f+ Q4 _4 X3 \: B W6 v
, Q, Q6 Y. N9 W4 B! y; c6 yBlow chicken吹雞 5 _# L- C/ z" H' R) H
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. . R8 \5 ]# d- u
我吹雞打你班友 。
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/ }2 y$ n7 f, k; {, vStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 # o# v' e% B+ t
0 C: D' {% N/ mFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" " N/ S/ L1 c/ p
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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$ P, q2 E6 \) j' c* }* WYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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; e4 u- X# t9 S! ~You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ; h+ Z. m) C/ F1 w9 m
) ^0 F- I( O2 e0 Q" Z! ?( FPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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3 P) r2 p+ O5 W) i( x2 }% g3 T2 TAre you road?你係唔係路呀? # E) ?4 k; B/ e0 s G; [# e* j3 ^
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Eat banana食蕉 - J, R% g) M1 v: }6 ?2 A" i
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 % |; g8 o4 W! O) ^4 A* G. b% N1 l
: b4 ^# }: F* ^How senior are you?你算老幾?
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. Z8 P2 @ C, X/ C: OWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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4 z$ x( M2 f9 YDo you big me?你大我呀? * f; l. M: P2 E
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ' R% c9 M2 p. C/ n! h- _
: G! w2 p4 u! U! JDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ' D, N- e0 _& R5 X# J- G/ {
) z6 s+ Y# K' Y4 T+ C: a2 L" p" GWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ; n. j; _ y2 E) B
! A+ E' g1 h. k2 X: ^1 p$ fCut girl 界女 ( E# S5 }& R1 b8 l/ G7 x) ]
( W* z1 g, Q4 q: E! uThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 ' @* o! w. F' H' t$ K
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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# y8 D( u1 [/ u3 J3 P: S# I+ ICollect father收爹
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, J: i# M! b1 J$ g9 J! c) Q1 ^, CYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! 4 a2 @1 ]+ A$ Z4 D4 n7 v
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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* T: X# B/ ]: H. N/ eLaugh die me.笑死我。 $ L( S! W0 b. ^3 k
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 3 h, E* }+ L2 z' H+ N' t
' ?5 O$ E5 e# T. j4 B6 xAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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# w2 b1 c' s+ |$ M, ?8 WHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. : }( C+ v5 }+ Z& o3 m8 A
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 7 {3 C: M) m9 V# G% X) Y
$ r3 h. E6 b; rEight woman八婆
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; `9 R; ?- x; Y8 }+ P' TEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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3 r/ ]! U2 Y. E- Z' p" nKing eight egg.王八蛋 ; z# {4 Y3 v2 r# _; |, T: @& {
7 j) T0 a- {5 t& f# V3 hBlack son黑仔 4 S0 o, V+ I/ U& ]+ {
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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$ c( F z# a9 X. D4 Z. EI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 0 j) X2 s* R! O" s( o5 A! h" d
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 & w6 W: }6 L# q ^- n0 p
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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* l' R6 S7 I9 h5 q* o$ \0 cGood mother.好娘 2 ?9 x0 o% z8 j4 |& A; P
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! % n* E X9 X* N) \6 x+ z; W
% o- {/ O& ~+ R \1 B+ b- ]' wOld dot.老點 2 \6 y6 K1 A6 G2 K3 t
6 @1 d) ?' i! |* T7 S" N8 jOne old water 一舊水
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8 X3 i3 G! o/ uWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 5 o& H1 H) }; L& Y. G/ R, m$ H H7 @; @
7 \( ~/ [4 `( |3 t% BA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ( R* ]1 t8 E5 ?; j
0 e& n4 @- B' D; H$ i7 yA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 - W! A6 r2 J; P4 c: n3 ~3 B. v
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 " d1 R8 N, R1 x0 r1 C
9 ?+ x" J/ W+ h! z! ^A dragon service.一條龍服務
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8 H5 G( B+ f% y% MHold hold water.楂楂水 + @. D: r/ ~6 Y0 z! V) p. P
- X, l7 h0 A; [5 @: V; _1 f2 }Pump water.抽水
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9 e& J6 R& T' {2 H i- {3 Q) y2 cTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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