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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 4 o0 T5 M4 R$ j; B% Y
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ( b1 i2 v2 @+ W8 g
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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9 a8 Z0 R. y3 k) p! p+ AYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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, D) D5 G2 N$ I/ l3 ]0 `+ lI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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4 l- {' W: m, P2 i( b6 Y7 ?Fish skin~魚皮 。
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% d: s0 k& Y2 }8 B1 {4 ?$ u! }Fall on a street@@ 。 $ R/ W9 a! R/ G9 _1 `2 O; O }
& [5 M3 Y* R1 F$ L) I; \# Yfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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& T& l6 i w0 x1 t7 F$ pBlow chicken吹雞 5 B% Q4 L4 I3 N9 }7 X
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. + D1 z& _+ e) }* O5 W7 g/ |/ [
我吹雞打你班友 。 7 L5 o% @& h) `# a r x; z8 Q
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 A; d6 x9 d+ h' Y# @2 X
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Face green green臉青青 。 6 W( x! c' f- {
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
) C5 P i) E& x3 a8 T點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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* ` l/ {2 {- f* KYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 6 Q0 E" Q& V- [% v' _+ r. N
: ]+ N/ D- j6 D; n. {# ^You jump building.你跳樓啦。 / M" _( e: F, f+ C. X
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 : G% R: O' ^9 H
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? , a0 A# ]2 L! j# F: i- i- h) a
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7 J7 o; ` A# O9 xYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 7 X# k0 s# M$ {
- w+ I7 x$ U& N- `" \) yWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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o Z" j. u9 x" zZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 % }- P/ q; J2 [: x, h" u
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Do the world做世界 。 0 T- U6 h* k# a$ l. f& p
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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' Z) L$ }* j5 Y+ ^, l7 \( yThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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- N# n# c% V: U& z4 l3 r, aI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 9 j: k- c) C8 C
) j U' f6 u- s( T, f$ N0 U3 }Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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) @) j" [ _/ x$ ZLaugh die me.笑死我。
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" X6 G. y5 B& j2 eYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 & @; }* T8 r$ x" [8 B
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ( Z( g( W' M) U# j$ r
! V, @2 h8 W% \5 pHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. " ?" Z4 A3 w1 L! n! t
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 ) t9 e: @7 m4 M1 S; ~
( g4 b ?" q, S: t9 ZEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 - n) c0 I, Y h+ c3 p6 u+ W
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 9 c) M/ |/ _! X0 L) D0 @0 R
1 K& y' i7 D7 l2 J6 `/ O6 SWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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, @/ X y3 j7 o' q, a- ?I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 8 G. j' {/ |3 q( n; l$ y
) U! e* \* G: JHigh hand.高手 * w. j4 `5 t* s! I8 ?3 f& Q
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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7 H5 B8 n5 i% f. t4 rTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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) n. q1 G D8 Z9 xGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 1 ?9 H8 p0 |* ]6 {1 l
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Old dot.老點 4 [" v- E C0 \/ ~
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One old water 一舊水
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- z+ ^: B0 }% d3 z; zA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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- v t7 k- J: C+ t, pMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 ( U7 z' ^$ P/ L3 T: S
2 `% z7 s* T$ @0 x+ iA dragon service.一條龍服務 2 k8 W- V' R M6 O) `
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 6 Q- b- A, V7 Q- b" Q2 W0 C2 v
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Pump water.抽水 ( s$ @0 d( e9 v+ t& f
- s) n7 m4 c8 ?; \( O4 ETwo hit six.二打六
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' W* }& w; Z6 Q+ D7 ~# l: WTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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