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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語 5 j( n2 @9 S; p' Q
, K8 @$ M# ] _ hPiano piano green 琴琴青
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8 y7 |7 o7 v+ z; z+ o) GPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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( I5 V" e0 x$ U. s& |7 dI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 3 q# w) c! G7 N- C& }6 z3 q; O- X
: O) w3 F5 T, F' PYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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% p) r' Y& s$ H# N+ n- W% O- |I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 3 y4 n/ K" k: U; |/ c
+ }$ A2 F4 c! {+ n4 R, }Fish skin~魚皮 。
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# {# n1 C( V, X7 {/ G3 E. gFall on a street@@ 。 & P" }! ~- o' H% l
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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7 _) ~* ^/ a9 Z& L; _Blow water吹水& F# s* X0 n& s
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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% k; O2 X" ]- I- }" s5 `3 q* h7 xBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
- Z* {4 p5 X$ {. @9 t: C我吹雞打你班友 。 7 H8 |0 ^6 k1 c; y! g; Z+ f- {
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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& ^* {2 I0 i0 d"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" " A2 m$ s5 Z5 {/ {
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ) o6 x6 i( U% ^7 X. c
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 , _/ w. ?/ d6 T9 w% n
4 C! _: c2 `: \% N$ `# kYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ! d. S' U/ B2 y7 g1 w7 @( j1 o* R
+ ^. a9 s2 k9 W b+ l/ xPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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" A# b, U0 `5 eEat banana食蕉 * P: Z& v7 t& a4 ~ z
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 0 X" r# c: X! n0 V" a7 Y$ C% U3 G
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? , j2 f, |# V, Z* h- B9 p. p/ [/ s, {8 F" }
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ' U9 A/ h8 I! I4 P
. R% l% Y0 N5 ?0 c' q! {4 f ^Do you big me?你大我呀? ! _0 f# m& X3 U: m6 V* r( c
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 5 Y9 I o0 M/ [5 K u' H
- _& [" B" N& ]7 m# p* r; P2 h) ?Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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" ?5 [8 j/ A! o! eWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ; ?( ?3 I' n0 g- }
5 r5 |0 a2 M0 m+ S6 _$ gCut girl 界女 " G( h( ?$ O* d$ S
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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* ~- G' P L$ ^. P/ g( M9 NCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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& @& K( e, x9 w% n3 X0 EI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ & C7 @; a/ k- c( _9 a. S. e$ R
5 }7 w+ h1 m6 L2 }0 HCollect father收爹
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9 o( x- |0 O9 N/ sYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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5 H! O: n, a8 \# l5 K, z) pDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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8 r7 P9 h! D$ C' a' e% e" U6 CLaugh die me.笑死我。
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* L& @ X! n4 f0 f) a4 f3 D4 VYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 ; p( O K# r( S5 `- N l3 p
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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4 x. u. X3 N4 m" Y7 M' qHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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1 R2 i- X4 o* h9 KYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 7 g. J2 G0 N" j5 p$ U
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ , j. z; @% L" m$ p# G2 U6 g; d
' E) J( Y! F4 Y. M0 ~' rEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 3 X9 x0 S' y6 W* _ v# G8 n5 R8 l% I" a
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 2 R& _2 _% x& w0 ]0 y7 S
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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! t) Z( y. `& I6 x+ G6 d N; r$ eWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 8 s- u; A/ B+ A: t% }+ I
6 P8 ]6 C$ i& n: O3 OI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ ( o' F# Q+ e4 G% b( d5 H
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High hand.高手 ' L; w+ C0 o& Y# n
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ! g( I9 \2 r8 ?2 Q
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Good mother.好娘
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F0 N t6 A2 N* ~7 y9 ^You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點 9 e {: k$ ~7 M% ^
" D8 o* e6 a5 V7 B$ O' K) [One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 0 ^/ e( p6 T$ e8 p$ n7 Q$ c
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ! k0 R5 Y# I% }+ E& l3 y9 b
( o$ d% K8 s4 v3 \Measure water/Pound water.磅水 / y: I1 S( l/ Z% {
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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+ s- h3 Y/ {' MHold hold water.楂楂水 F% @: |1 d, ?
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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