港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~& ~4 y; h' s/ h
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* K* Q3 y& T8 D! U8 w（轉）港式英語 ) z7 {. _7 I4 h; K
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 4 l" N9 G9 P. b0 g% M

6 X% d9 Y: |. w- n! K$ T9 y; NI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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# o+ z# ?/ T9 X/ C6 ^You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 8 y* t* g  h0 H7 w5 ~8 d  Z, K
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ % u* s/ w7 K; ?, t; \+ N6 n
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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! H5 ^/ ?0 Z7 T5 M, F6 wFall on a street@@ 。 9 y3 E* Y# C4 G+ ?7 Y# L" H

: q, v( q! W/ x( f3 @" R2 ~fall on your street.""你個"K" 4 p' Y( k# B" q+ E( v  b

3 i- H6 g5 H. h+ O& e6 f1 pBlow water吹水9 x; X6 i2 _, X. j2 j) A" _

' C5 S3 a& g) D& q6 ^( J' cMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 5 q8 t# f: Q1 |. Q' S
我吹雞打你班友 。 # j7 N) L' w. J% w* [
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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, R! d( O8 h! |3 `Face green green臉青青 。 " i( w; F7 y6 \
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" / ^. |; H; q$ I% w+ `& V# g
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 . g& v. E3 v8 O9 _
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。   F; t! g$ f/ J* E

) J& i$ R" |* o& [( gYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ; o  i! T4 i+ ~. G0 u+ n/ s' Z! x
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 9 f% c6 O1 _! J: ^
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 3 u" D/ f: h  w) N1 r8 t7 C+ F% G7 y
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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9 l6 Y2 p9 w; c/ |, n" w- QHow senior are you?你算老幾? 2 ~& P) \) x& y+ }4 u1 `3 ]9 l
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What the water are you?你係乜水? & n1 W$ s+ `/ r' }
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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; x" p( V3 |5 l8 l) t* E8 nDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 + }' I: q" E/ a& \7 l# E# |

$ F% F7 d$ B5 m" ]! h# @Do the world做世界 。 5 H, I5 r( ]8 f/ u

1 L3 S& M6 z( D3 H3 fBig tea rice大茶飯 。 8 t$ d* F- }8 \6 Q; t! ^
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 6 G8 X# m: T) V0 Y

% i7 w3 ]% o; Q3 B# p% F; nThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 ) E* g" {6 S# b+ N
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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1 P4 p" N" j1 @1 O+ |I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ $ v4 ]  e* K6 a; o  U) W. `
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Collect father收爹
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  b& ~! |0 N. A% k  k) J4 {( cYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? , _7 n7 m8 {0 W7 R, O
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 ( \2 N% A" F! y" v. H0 s

# |' H! g- D( HYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 1 m5 R! b+ }, I! G

) }8 `% ?0 ~% E* X7 FHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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0 w" N; K. [% i2 T# j3 j& XYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
; O9 J; y- }5 ?  F$ m2 x; w你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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2 G; Q8 ^$ S5 C, }; E5 v& Z" _Eight woman八婆 1 N/ z; A8 m, N4 q3 H/ Z8 C) |

5 o' Q3 }# R, WEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 7 V# ^) }7 U' D1 y% D" g

1 v  M+ i% J( _; U$ yKing eight egg.王八蛋 % `! y0 A$ X! T

/ ?* k+ n* n6 D/ K$ GBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 0 d# K! H5 z& U; q; R

1 t" h* r+ c/ |: G, CWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 & N2 m0 [- P! D: o: v8 w
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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& L% D' d' L" c/ z6 U1 G1 |1 cHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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: a. {0 d1 K2 a+ r; z1 B7 dTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 : r( x2 w4 g8 r6 X

0 t" A% ^$ m7 C) E, i8 U) nGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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) b8 l6 n* ~+ G+ P3 H5 @$ _" jOld dot.老點 , l7 ~$ Z; Z. q! o' r. o4 K9 X4 {2 m, @
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 9 j0 A. N$ z; n" R

& |/ e3 @: H. l( L1 VA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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5 f; X: @2 S1 r# vA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 . V3 V7 \4 u- Y: G; d. l9 p
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 0 E' n0 Z3 _* M) b2 J2 D! O
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳! W: K- a$ w) x9 S3 H0 i" Y6 V
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
1 c" g2 U" G+ f) X8 ~8 o4 @還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
" T/ t1 b6 i1 G& u/ `/ tI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...
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tkc314

之前睇過啦..+ Q: v$ N0 Q7 Q- k7 E

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直釋-0-

Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

奇

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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。3 H. d6 h0 t* P4 N; _
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady

oh , thanks ! , e) i# J  Z% Q! ]# p
i very need it !!!