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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語
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. ]1 I" I( y9 L1 s5 v9 w+ `8 }Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 1 P# K( A) U' _- A+ B% u
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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- _5 {: F, ^& A9 h0 oIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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. \) G8 }7 D9 [2 d7 cFish skin~魚皮 。
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3 V- s% h# g0 JFall on a street@@ 。 ( E% P7 A5 a7 T+ Q4 F
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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& o* W- W! x+ i9 r- h9 Y: D* {- bBlow water吹水; S1 _6 C5 n: w! l  g) P
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 9 W- e$ d+ G1 y: N9 J
我吹雞打你班友 。 2 P% b+ E* J9 N. f5 @# o8 r
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 9 v. z6 J& s* y' F

) ~. j2 t! Y# I6 CFace green green臉青青 。 % H1 [& @( L/ a! z- V
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" & n. C# k( Y! I: f+ r) s$ ]2 `/ s7 Z
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 3 D, j5 v2 F4 o; h' b

- I7 K# O/ w, c' M2 D9 lYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 & l6 ^1 l" J+ _; o
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ! W5 X: K; k, F5 n1 O
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 " A/ w, |0 B. O0 T: e9 e

/ q/ e1 ?# {5 J3 Z8 z& l7 ]+ tYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? ' i8 s& o* e, E) j4 e

. d+ W: N9 X3 [2 S- |What the water are you?你係乜水?
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7 K. |; Z0 Z4 t$ z% v& _Where are you come from?你邊度架? : ]: Y+ ?- s: k6 A* }, q5 b: K% n# U9 E9 Z
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Do you big me?你大我呀? " @+ Z$ y# w0 j; p- G8 s
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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! c6 J" X  M. M' Q6 N; c! [9 YBig tea rice大茶飯 。 % p& c) i: M; x6 r- X$ Y/ y4 q

; g  S/ k7 @" B' y  BWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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6 h, V: Z6 T6 F# F4 X) V4 JCut girl 界女
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3 k  g0 {, g2 M' J% Z3 {, AThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 1 n& v* u9 s9 _! i5 A) i) Z

/ R0 e$ u/ J9 FCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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$ i1 }  Q8 p0 j4 t% L# P/ ZYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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, t2 y: N, ~8 O, B) xDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。   N" W1 d, _. D  ?3 I5 [/ r) Q
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ( m. s/ S8 {- s* B
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! . y$ n# M& d5 f  c* j' H

% a& f% v9 K7 V" YEight woman八婆 1 o' O) u# ~  s! U

8 L: h! R' O: C& ^* \; ?# U0 I( _Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 $ p, `+ S: _" c
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 0 m( K1 ]2 H; B. A
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Wear grass著草
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3 V7 J+ Z% c, Z/ tI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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7 r* b8 G# L6 I! ]. M* yI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! " A2 F1 m; F0 i6 h
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High hand.高手
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4 F: ?8 n) x* wA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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3 y9 Y( P* U4 ?8 a; CGood mother.好娘
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$ X, R# e+ C# l( aYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 1 H8 S4 w) Z9 v" g( m3 R

" _3 U" m6 G8 w* [* N6 qOld dot.老點
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! L; J% y* P+ A0 D* ^One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ) B4 R" h' W4 l

1 G% z5 k$ z0 p& TA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ) Z7 r) x. m/ I$ p

+ W* }( y9 A+ a4 ]( VMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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  `. R0 z0 G% aHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 ! t5 e4 C' \6 t3 U4 k. ~0 E0 ]" h
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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' C1 ^+ A  K8 e4 qyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳  z% S: }+ o- |; H# N1 k( u7 t
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:9 P) Z. {2 A- U# r
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
! v6 `9 b3 J7 `! x8 l9 P9 b. MI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
( }6 f5 d/ v+ l7 `- e( {( M例如:
9 E( U7 v: Y$ igood rope 好索
有d以前睇過
- l8 `4 m0 x6 o) M9 d最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。6 p0 i2 ?9 Q5 N. A
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
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i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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