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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 4 m1 m) h9 ?: O7 E, k/ X
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 $ y, i) ^# m; |3 H) M: d. W
3 y5 A: y/ F4 p3 N, }5 f; EPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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& G6 E0 J: p& B9 E! ?7 ~6 rI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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( L: y) H* j4 E1 u2 b% k$ DYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 2 o, t+ K7 O2 D- x0 u' G/ l
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ " [# {5 N7 v7 D* z) N
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ ( U, _2 ~# ^0 U" H- C% f. I- `
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 ; \# u6 ^2 i; \6 g1 H2 ^" B: i
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Fall on a street@@ 。 & M2 L: l0 q9 P3 K" c& ^; g
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水0 p2 @8 p1 x0 F) x" V+ S
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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{' V- q: Z3 |1 J6 R% CBlow chicken吹雞 ) L1 X7 d9 n$ O9 z
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 I1 B+ e$ s; f0 _0 Y. @" T
我吹雞打你班友 。 % ^) t9 j9 r: T0 z1 L. y1 o. ?
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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' b+ b, @6 g& @ E9 NFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 1 U& D+ T, k5 q" r. u9 f/ x
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 9 _# l4 C* }# o7 S: t! N- A
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 9 M# T7 g& L; W. p& T
' X1 O4 ~$ f8 u( d0 L& [) t6 b4 T$ S; ^You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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: Y b& B$ u1 z3 w6 C, iYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 & ~+ h/ K7 l( k1 i1 T/ [. ^. K+ N
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? / w9 x' m# C, S) Y' C" O) Y
9 C: L: { J; w; S, s O) VEat banana食蕉 ! C5 q: ^4 p" ?; M/ e
2 A/ t' O, d# KYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 0 o2 O% D& ~% ^
" s2 p* i1 n( B X3 x) `What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? # { A$ r' w6 P( Y: u# c3 N, N
! k- d7 M: i! d4 lZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ; V* f8 y! [9 o2 I" N+ K' C( v G
3 V4 h" D5 _# Z' A$ u3 RDo the world做世界 。
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& h8 J- @7 C' o/ EBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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3 |' x/ P( A. p& r. A( c. u$ C* C6 NI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ * q' z* ]/ M8 J& R8 y) Z
1 T3 J+ X# @ Q4 `% @Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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- A+ V+ N+ O6 l: |; K' `% M& `Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 : N5 A" } J: I. u( X& ?# L
3 ]1 T6 [2 p( U7 U$ O9 hAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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. ]8 @2 h& {2 `$ t2 P8 sHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ) ?9 A; O& k7 P% H6 Y
- D0 P$ O. ~) g# d) h T- IYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
$ h+ F) _- F/ C/ l2 {你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Z. \, n1 T! k0 [, OEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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m- B& ?! T1 [8 K! yBlack son黑仔 2 f& E; T& l S8 Z$ T; T; ?+ W
& J( \& G7 J! b/ c6 v( uToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草 8 s7 e4 N1 e$ V% z$ h
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ) ^1 n: S+ K5 B" c
7 q" C) D; I3 L9 \" `- x$ ^- NI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ % |6 m( N3 q+ l9 {7 W$ C1 k' x
' U) Q) V+ {0 t' BHigh hand.高手
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7 T! z& x/ l: h o" s- hTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 0 `% u/ W* a9 H
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Good mother.好娘 ) v/ }, v! O& h, f$ [
0 M* E: L2 f$ PYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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0 N9 ?4 a7 E$ VOne old water 一舊水
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E+ b7 W, v' v$ T$ I; G4 BWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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& o" R& h; W ~' nA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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) F) \( a$ r* Q( \& @6 EMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 4 E! ~& F/ o/ d) X9 w! n- p; E3 _
& n# f" T* i7 B# y% @* b* KA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 1 c$ i" y; S- V% x/ n
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Two hit six.二打六
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" X9 R8 k5 ~; ~+ FTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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