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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 : U9 ^% E: B! `$ n6 O
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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$ B% m" e, r' kI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! " a* p4 ^7 h& g( ~
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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% f5 d# `0 n$ II give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 7 j) C: I3 u/ R" I# v& k! P* {
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! & G4 T5 n) D" E+ ~# o8 v
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 & F3 n! s2 X; x7 P+ C% T
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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7 H7 W1 B% ~+ Tfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 7 J. A* i$ {2 [
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
& V6 B# O# k+ i7 b4 Z我吹雞打你班友 。 ! A9 J1 v, V3 S& X; `7 ?# p' E, {
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ! h7 Z1 k: [3 m8 |! y! z* g& M- J- q
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Face green green臉青青 。 & ~+ ^% }2 P- t- J, y& C* Z3 d

; O7 D! s  R* i7 r/ |"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
$ n9 l4 Q1 Q9 G7 f% j7 @點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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0 ~6 U: N* {  {$ Y9 I5 ]You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ( a  Y" Z9 v6 U# y
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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# G; L. x' ?3 N4 PEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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8 T% V/ _' l) L3 {3 m- H# _How senior are you?你算老幾? 7 e5 w( q; ~( H4 t( z" z: p+ X; X

$ D0 u9 |5 `2 }8 Z" ~What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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/ N0 t  Q' r9 XZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 ) A, L0 j0 D4 Z, Y8 e9 R' G

5 k  o9 r, n! q% `# }Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? - {/ w" Y) t; G" p

, W" [$ p  U) A+ {Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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3 b& d: b' E% I- G- h3 uCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 ) M8 p- C  s! `
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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. f( q/ _2 b1 M5 {Laugh die me.笑死我。
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; I: ~. L& c8 n: V; uYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 + b/ n. e" c9 A

8 ~9 p+ f- L3 z- |+ WAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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) I1 [- l9 W! FHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 3 N; }# J- m$ V$ I( w: f4 p5 u
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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5 n8 V4 k: o9 @3 l+ J* T2 oKing eight egg.王八蛋 # k4 _& D2 C+ q0 E0 a
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Black son黑仔 . p# v6 W& e; a
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 % E4 H0 _2 W5 Y/ {

, B8 V8 {( a, ^- l2 P; fI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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. m0 p, k1 a! H5 R- p' qHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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) a+ a6 ^3 w, h+ H9 MGood mother.好娘
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% T$ v! X0 V( X. _You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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( A) F+ H. l$ [$ }  \! wWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? ( v- r3 q$ n, ?- [

! G5 l; u" f& m1 x2 i3 gA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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& Z9 V% r5 _9 w9 S' H/ C; LA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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% d0 ]+ K% m1 e$ Y) d0 D; HMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 * I8 D( B5 u1 o! f$ i8 l

, ?( O( b8 X! d- _% K# t+ h; }A dragon service.一條龍服務 ; h0 u$ {  S/ w
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 : @" N% z  f+ u0 @- e
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 ) x: I! u! N" W9 h

7 {0 S' x9 Q: C4 q7 _Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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8 z, Q  w4 ^8 S7 }. k7 H1 Jyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
, C9 X+ H  N; Z0 EI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
: [7 F% z/ ?& z/ G; {% ]I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...& }, V! j( n2 ]5 d% t& S
用inside..
民主定民粹?
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, {6 q: ~, {  P, ~2 x, `+ @好無聊下
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

^^"
呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
: ~4 F1 e2 |% E9 i3 j$ U最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger) U! O, W/ c" ~; [8 o

, q5 e, k" v, Y+ u9 R- i我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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