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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 7 v% A9 G/ `& P# r. L, c' J

* p$ z& s# s1 |/ ^+ B- `6 z: Z習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. + x& K% D% P# A$ ]1 a' h

1 S5 J. b9 q% L  ~2 b苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 4 B# \$ e" K* R/ ]

" l4 |/ U* ?9 U6 l! e9 d4 {性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. . |: I( r) e' h; f5 o5 v
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ) q' ^$ H" S) D5 L7 k
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. # c6 I$ V+ z5 m1 ]& u1 z( t

% e; w5 D; c& x" x) H子不學:If you don't study hard,
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& U* K; v6 u7 J' U) g斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; g1 U" s, x+ E2 ]6 s8 a

$ u4 z# N2 @# v6 D- }  T) \% f竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ( g% i& W5 ~/ a! k0 X& \2 [# r, Q

" y' s' O; j* j有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine   n: e- n# f/ o6 H6 Y" X  G5 p

- b) W4 s: \1 ?# }0 s' A: B教五子 :All his five son took it 5 X8 j7 l& e' m* E1 V' j% G: _
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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6 I: g- x& d/ V/ v6 g父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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* @6 C9 e9 q8 E1 @5 `3 ^$ {% z4 r師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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' X: T; \1 D1 J6 U# L! v子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake - d4 {0 I" ~; }! f: I- m( F
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 ^6 [0 m7 V% t  y- M* M9 s0 q
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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- D: H0 x9 c- G' t$ S+ ~( ~" s玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, # J* h5 |9 \2 y% l/ r, O! h
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ! Y2 f9 p; R: `! m

9 {. T' l9 {; u  U* K( `3 M, h人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 6 d! r9 c7 Z0 T6 F) R  I

  g) O# {1 f, @( f+ M0 p' g不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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