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發表於 2005-5-13 11:49 PM
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Originally posted by ilove---you at 2005-5-12 06:21 PM:
$ n( Z% P5 K6 b: B用銀紙!!! - ~# i$ h( O5 g
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You must be loaded with $.2 ~3 R) ^4 W# o* S
But the banknote is so hard and it will scratch you a-hole wor!
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+ t- n6 N" ^! V* [8 [My method at public toilets:3 Z# F5 y# ?1 {
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If my 'deposit' are 'hard' on that instance, I would first put my left and right hand on the respective halves of my ass...pull it sideways to test if there are residues leftover or not. When clear, I would rub the two halves gently until I feel the touching points of both sides are dry. I would pull my pants back on and head to a place for tissue ASAP.7 v( {" J6 \8 d5 w" V
1 ^5 B( ?# \+ L# b0 Z. WIn the case of a wet deposit. The steps are similiar but I would pull the gap open so it can dry up faster.
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z; ~6 t" \. W) |: kOne word of caution: never pull too hard with you hands.... |
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