[English]: Jokes..

小强

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0 ^1 I3 e/ k: b0 e/ |1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  @" k% @: w1 {2 {5 ^
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# [9 t- u5 ^8 u3 w3 [0 D$ v# {
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& s4 N* W& u. u  Y3 u* K$ [a.They give like hell.
6 s( t: w, u  r. K. x3 P% _% J& hb.They do not yell.
4 s6 n, I( R% y+ ~( C) q! X: mc.They do not tell.
$ y8 r! o' @$ W3 Sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! ?! a( M/ \+ }; k, ?

2 P* ]% K: d+ [+ N8 N+ ~% O3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
' S: k8 _. ^# N$ R/ n! T- p- a HEART to love him,
3 I: W& s9 a$ h& I- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 t% A/ O# N( K- a CLUB to smash his head in, and; Q  P2 @% [' U- l
- a SPADE to bury him!
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; X8 i3 {. Z# J4 P6 }# z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ u, P. d9 ?9 E$ v
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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3 s3 [  y. W- Z5) What is the strongest muscle?
* X" ~6 {, ~/ ^* Z+ @- sThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!  f+ `# x0 P1 N# W: ?( O

7 P! W" f& Y3 ]( k- |6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% z1 u1 k8 T, ~4 Y
The arse hole is always in front of you.- o) _% `7 f% J+ e6 H, ~
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 C, M, A" w: A5 V2 a0 a
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& n" m" L" `# `( k
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 F7 [4 I3 M/ a- Q" oThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~7 d' b* s* d5 G; I  i
keep it up~~
7 ]9 p, B, d9 F+ v! @cheers

maksim2046

that is great