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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# g4 K# \* ^8 Q W# B% n) C
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) L, c) ?+ M/ \4 c, {
" Q$ x2 P7 D2 ]+ _2 n, o4 C2 r/ ]2 x2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( Q7 S+ L2 [( K! w% c% A# t. U' Ca.They give like hell. % P2 l: E5 T O2 P ^) c: _
b.They do not yell.
( W& ~8 c1 V/ ]7 E- B) Yc.They do not tell.: L4 S; K& B0 Q" U' B* l% R1 F
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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+ i! z2 J& g- [* O3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
- B/ O5 u" Y9 P- a HEART to love him,
6 n" p3 {) i! k1 Z- a DIAMOND to marry him,+ L' f7 y( V6 b" Y2 ]& T* m3 ?
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 h3 k4 L: M; b2 Q- C) P- s- a SPADE to bury him!
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7 T$ G x: u/ a4 R) U4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3 X" I0 q/ O9 j4 J* W
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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9 `2 d, ^4 ^8 S1 @, ~# `$ m5) What is the strongest muscle?8 M; w7 a! t$ k) [
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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! i5 k1 O& _3 \* q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ J( e6 S- m2 q9 b7 ]* T! y9 r% ]
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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9 t I* ?) K t4 K8 M7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 z: t3 i3 z t1 dWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& x9 |+ ]% R( U# i, l
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 \' T& ^% f- ?& r NThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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