[English]: Jokes..

小强

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  O6 o  P9 G5 m. R0 l! \+ |1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 }7 n! R$ i, Q) R' S$ t
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" F! c8 g6 X  j; }3 N1 k" w+ u: X
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?9 i  E, Y% m9 C# e
a.They give like hell. + h& O( ?; E$ l7 q+ M- E: \
b.They do not yell.; k6 y' G/ N1 m7 r) e! H
c.They do not tell.
8 D2 M% n/ }+ o# {d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
4 O: @! d$ I3 {# I( X. @5 q- a HEART to love him,
3 F0 j5 v8 F+ _. H" Z. }2 N0 o" a- a DIAMOND to marry him,
, N1 G' ]' |6 [9 ~$ g: Z- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( ^: v6 J0 ?% Z" b5 r- a SPADE to bury him!$ }/ |) @% R7 B/ j  ^. I
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 q4 H7 i3 ?- Q" y5 i1 T" E1 k$ fBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 U+ N  d3 d3 ~* C2 uThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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% i- R  J# q: u' _6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 n! o- q: R2 R- ^( l7 ~* L
The arse hole is always in front of you.9 D! q+ c" [, m3 A: ?
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" S7 a' C7 S" Z9 d# @* x( \" [/ E
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' z' `/ ~+ v/ l- W5 w0 p

; K7 m: k2 D' ?2 a* `! h2 S. Y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 G/ [& N* P) Q' o3 z/ k* DThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~: ?, J' T, ]+ b9 V7 q
keep it up~~  w4 I/ i/ N* y- ?
cheers

maksim2046

that is great