[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- B  Z5 V" C, _( E6 ?6 @99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! c9 p- E8 P1 @5 o) N$ m) h! I
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 p# e9 `* F: G+ h
a.They give like hell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 ^5 g  @/ P( U& L0 d; ^$ T
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/ U1 `/ r0 K; ]& e1 I
- a HEART to love him,
; {! Y9 b6 ]6 L9 _; d- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 Q  Y3 l# I" v+ q' F
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! {  V( r2 @. ~2 C7 ~0 N' @- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! r# t' G2 t) i# |4 ]& s& r9 q' [
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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" K8 R% v! z/ t5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 j8 L( t. _# S, p1 MThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# k) e, Q% u) l8 q3 P5 y' Q- b9 ~The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. t5 b2 z! m, i$ E: {, n+ T
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 F+ k2 e0 @8 H  ]; z0 O3 N: OThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great