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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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) ?4 c. r# ?9 R1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
@# w1 ]6 T' U L y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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f* ^4 M$ k$ \$ l$ _# N! \& g2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 x+ u, ^; [0 E7 ~3 qa.They give like hell. ) t2 u: ~4 r9 m* P X4 C
b.They do not yell.
Q8 {7 p. ~! L: ?c.They do not tell.9 m4 z7 L" {9 v5 L6 H" u6 C
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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( M' P. [# ~4 x! g3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, K( s! Y3 `2 s4 v3 [" |8 Y! C) K. S
- a HEART to love him,; U2 ]- D7 ]& w6 U% `$ w" |/ k
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! a, r: Q/ r' v& @! ~& {& N* q- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
; H, |! D) C: D. F: @$ j- a SPADE to bury him!
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% b: `, {/ N# M* q: k; i4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 B5 I% E) c3 z9 ~. g5 _- Y1 j+ y" N
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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: Z6 `! l+ j. \- D# R& i5) What is the strongest muscle?7 p3 b7 c7 v9 V
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& k6 G2 e0 \2 E/ w1 a; j
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 u$ Z) m$ D! ~3 T+ [* R
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! C0 Y; L3 F- o9 F! t9 _* P3 d: d1 R$ uWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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6 v/ y4 D4 V: }! h7 ]8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! _+ ~/ H, _! y6 ~
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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