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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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3 S9 ~5 M$ V: M5 h/ \9 u1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( m+ J1 h" r. p* G: @99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
@9 ^; A2 H( t T$ @6 Ba.They give like hell. ( k+ ^# x) Q+ T% c X/ m
b.They do not yell.: M+ K0 N$ j7 C3 Z. p0 ~
c.They do not tell. G% X& e1 h+ `- g4 D! B$ j! w' m
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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; F% r( v. s. u O& l7 v3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: e) l; g8 O& v
- a HEART to love him,
9 ~9 l( v: c/ G i! N$ d0 ]: J W- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 U' K4 U& q- `6 g; t
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" [. Z- H1 I+ g: ~) f4 b- a SPADE to bury him! I" q' |# {- W U! H2 p* N
/ i$ f7 y+ F6 N" Y/ k4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 @9 b% {) c+ b' @: XBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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$ J) e- d, C+ R2 H6 m2 d+ V5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 {9 e$ B/ \) f7 Z5 a2 hThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& z# Z) A, J* v7 i
" E2 P: U9 J, i4 q% Z5 I( N6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 @% ]9 ?# R" [; c; d. k4 p
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ d: u: V7 |" [7 r
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) }: P6 E' B) Z7 k- C/ L( p7 y2 FThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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