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人之初:At the beginning of life. 0 c+ j  R8 S- A- ^2 P7 M$ ^
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性本善:Sex is good. . h3 ~, S' l4 B. l" j" J9 P
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. . {1 a* b7 s9 O' K
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. / a0 n: a5 e' ]9 \% O) u. h

. u6 f! I) w. K4 l) Z' C- ]苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. % ~2 }# w' ~% `+ f

. G0 p- J( M: G6 u& R$ G教之道:The way of learning it
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  q9 x2 R5 L$ O$ M貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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- A# C+ b- h1 J' ]. a昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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- {. c5 t  C/ ?7 _8 @. S擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 4 N, v& n, c3 v' b& Y+ C

! Z! ]. n0 F$ U2 `. p% U/ S子不學:If you don't study hard, 6 Z) g' x* Q8 ^
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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6 b, `3 V2 @9 O- g3 Z0 b父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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% K3 z; X5 ~$ N3 z5 |3 z師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 0 d; P: R" w% P* Y# B) [$ w
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 9 k  s  p7 D8 y6 l- J2 N  G, ~; z
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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4 R0 a2 {9 M" a# ?& k& v8 `老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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' D# p, o3 ?! c% g0 Q不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. * _3 `' v# z& D5 \

" H6 @* l3 c- p; c7 }/ O  q人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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