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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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1 m7 F' F1 G6 Q% U1 @性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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8 g/ ^* W( U3 V2 H! R" }教之道:The way of learning it
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$ `. s& d( G$ K0 n貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. & t, ~6 t- K" y$ ]9 F

2 X/ w6 T5 n0 V4 r# C昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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7 ?9 N" }( G  t3 F0 m& {% \! T擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 2 a" |; B- |+ ~# x

7 `- Y( F2 |$ @; n斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ( d0 J& e" p& l& \

* h7 Q, S) l% I: G竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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( H! ~! [7 J! P( T8 d. R教五子 :All his five son took it 0 R& w3 m6 b3 }( J: ], d$ j- _  S
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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2 J3 j1 W; N) q8 }; V5 q6 B- K* x! z養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, * M9 s0 i; s& C+ ?/ R9 ?  `2 u( {
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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  ?2 z" K; T9 g; m" q& n( T# t教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ( @3 X+ Z1 t. t4 k5 h* U
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. - T" ?, L1 g8 j

8 r4 `9 S+ @5 x. i: C0 q子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 3 v9 @6 L8 i5 _5 z
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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3 J. }1 w" F+ C  A- D+ u不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. / S; c7 @* V1 b' y0 W+ r
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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