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人之初:At the beginning of life. : j5 W# s# T2 |! x/ J: U+ {
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性本善:Sex is good.
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' J; n2 G4 ^! \5 L% @- Y性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 9 n% m8 w9 N0 v  o

! V7 V, e/ p8 Z0 j" g. A- h! O習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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4 B9 i3 n! [! p  O- m" b性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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6 |4 b: P6 W4 ^7 S( f# F貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. # T6 k# L% M* n/ W+ M: w  S

# `: e/ `: y0 S6 p( `4 L  b昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng + k8 a1 x5 J- n) f0 r! H
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ; \" }( h& X& o7 S
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 t- u5 b# U2 r! M, i- \: Q

, V- P: Y* N& u; w# A教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, - s9 H8 k7 ?$ _+ C9 Y4 t

( A0 x  U* q# T% @7 W: V3 x$ G& U父之過 :It is all your fault.
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8 P; V+ v, @7 x教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ( h4 t; ^- ?' q0 V0 [2 t
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ) w$ D  {( E4 a) O; i
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 5 f, K6 C4 M4 `6 T3 ~! R

& v  K3 \- J4 M; ?' {9 i  y非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 z9 ]+ j" J% M1 ^

% |9 p3 c8 E3 x1 u% ~; \老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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: _% M/ O, ^) `/ J8 z玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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5 _( [( Y# ^0 c/ q不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. " y! B8 e4 A0 o( c9 {& r9 F6 G

* _4 L0 C, [. a, n: {5 J# d! ?人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ' c* b! V7 ]/ G) _* G

# H4 A& v9 o& a2 d6 O不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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