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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. ; k5 ?6 y) s2 \0 }! }& q# A" ~

: W- `: l% ?' G2 n7 Y性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ; ~6 v8 i* l6 v- a; ^' I8 Z2 F

! z/ @0 c" E+ L4 Z  j, K習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.   D, s& W' K. }* ]: N! }$ K
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. . f. S8 r8 o! G

) _/ W  `6 }* N  I$ P2 P" d% R性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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5 A' ^8 n6 x# s! f* C8 P- R! B4 W6 f貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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% [) [* G5 {0 a$ R9 M  n昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,   ?9 N! x# [. O! d. V, V& A

  `0 h) F* b0 F" L- a: s- ~6 G斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. / }3 p+ T1 A, ^- T4 K8 @

' }9 M0 F1 i# ], ^竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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  r- f1 o1 b7 h2 Q2 l4 I* D" s有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 5 n- }. Q! z/ k4 @! P

: P* y; S5 i" y2 ~% w名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. + n/ q5 g' q+ s  k: w; h& n6 M
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,   ]+ o, `4 L! g* ]4 U" [. {3 H8 N

1 Q1 b0 y" J/ l! F, T3 m$ r父之過 :It is all your fault. 4 }; x% c  C3 m3 _

8 o; a4 c% E- G1 l4 c教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ! a5 K  n/ p% b0 X* b+ z. k! E

7 n9 ]9 w& I! }8 v; f師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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, {# B5 x, N* }) B1 g3 S子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, , G/ k' ?3 D& k5 `- t
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged - y+ M& @+ q1 _- T/ E) S! C* d2 I2 L
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 6 t1 x7 J8 f8 z

* S, P7 `9 n* e# G+ t4 [5 K; k人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 9 }& U* e" w4 t7 A+ x
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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