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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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2 V% L6 j7 S: \% _習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. , B9 B% V. ]0 i! A
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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  ]9 W; E4 s1 Q* k1 B+ E性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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% c3 I5 W( D' h' ~+ \教之道:The way of learning it   \) q5 }' i7 v9 ^1 r2 V  [+ i0 A+ T

7 i) s5 e4 K2 g  a" k; b貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 2 n8 K* Z% k; a

$ U& P# A3 h: F( R3 [0 C昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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6 V/ Y! g" G3 h& e. e# Y! L子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. - o  L" d, Q, q, x) l' }
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 7 r& W& i8 c; |. }% _, y( O+ Y

0 r( G/ a% ]. ~* Z/ L有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine * |. X2 K) a, u8 C

/ r% O$ B$ y- a# k% T教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : u: K% A, {5 O8 i, `" ^4 Q( U1 F

) d: n, g: r5 L+ Z3 S# i( q養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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* q- }/ B. Z7 G  ~9 M& T7 V5 O5 l) T父之過 :It is all your fault. ) j$ }$ Q. g2 W1 E3 j' J, D- [

0 _2 F' d+ G$ a: n- B  i1 W教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, , K! Y5 _2 m% N2 D1 ]. r$ a
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 8 Q6 d) m. I8 z$ m8 T" Q0 J$ X
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this - Q* U8 ^  O+ b- R0 V2 B, J# R

: y/ n4 j' g1 S: ?' O) n# l9 x非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 5 \) s/ z  |/ q' J3 M$ d

5 p6 b8 }" Q& Q幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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& ]2 \3 ^6 w$ L  I) f! ]不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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6 y: o9 P3 ?, d+ j3 Y. p人不學 :If you don't learn sex, , \. ?$ g; e. {( j. Q4 H. x0 S  ]' F7 b
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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