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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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8 m$ N# ~% D- W( }" x: p習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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& f+ s  A& F3 T9 }/ [& E苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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) M7 \: c% R2 F7 [( ^教之道:The way of learning it   u- x) {8 h3 ]: C2 e

- p+ L7 y$ _$ p" h/ f# D& U貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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2 O0 H' }0 E8 X$ S4 v昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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7 H- T1 h& V1 y子不學:If you don't study hard, # y+ m; V4 k# o3 C8 e8 W. d

* |/ M/ P3 a* I% m5 }6 V6 ?斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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  r6 o* O4 Z3 r+ t) c竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 9 Z0 c% H6 ?# I( x+ y
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it . |! j* u8 y0 {! `) Y) u# y4 V$ F

( z, ~1 w' V+ h' q* R/ l* R名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. " |8 v+ t7 s3 I3 p0 r$ R* C  [
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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$ J( y8 \1 M# o3 t# v6 \父之過 :It is all your fault.
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' l: |( y/ H: i- }& n教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, * f5 Z6 W! u7 N
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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' w' F( W/ G! H" k" m( Q: B( O子不學 :You may refuse to study this 0 w/ @8 H+ _8 t
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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. d( [" O% H9 v& u+ |! V' P* _老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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3 v* F, S8 }! A" n* Q% K, V玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 6 v) m' @5 b! x

8 g+ F! G! i, T/ d, f4 e; v/ A不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 2 `" k0 q/ t6 O
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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" z4 q" r1 M7 W- z8 f' G" v! k不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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