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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 4 U" I9 o- Q1 l; C% k& o! c
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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& K# \8 w6 {" R/ i0 o9 o  W( v苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. * C& Z+ O. \! `% D' x$ L. C. ~
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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- h( D8 K5 \# u/ a. a教之道:The way of learning it 7 a, e+ W( A5 f6 ]- ?5 G; m& x

7 Z6 c0 Y* c# K7 ?貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 6 ?$ O. H3 n0 `1 O5 R* c

' L4 ?  z. u& Q8 v& y- q昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng . w; a  H! }  t8 i
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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5 k. l$ _8 p! M& X) x子不學:If you don't study hard,   F- h6 `6 {: t: t/ O/ ?6 }
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 z, G: E: V, j# @( a! X: k% M& @

& Z  d5 c5 y* Z: p$ S7 F: P竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous $ E, x) X, p% |" }! Y7 x( ]3 Y0 }

3 @" {% ~7 v) G  O/ u有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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% `& j: w7 Q0 I5 `教五子 :All his five son took it ; L* D9 Z9 [+ H

/ D  b' |: p( a' `名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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% ?4 {# Z2 ^* q% _& _養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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1 X  C8 Y: L- ~父之過 :It is all your fault.
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3 Q; Z$ y4 l7 M( @. @& Z- i教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ( P/ x3 L* i+ {8 h& O) Q% u* A( [' O! [
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 3 a9 H* x# W$ n" v9 g

( K9 o/ `" k6 d3 m非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, # W: R9 N7 @4 F+ n' s9 m/ |
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ' `# ~, O7 C3 S3 l6 Y) O7 W' `& a7 j1 r+ [# n
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 5 \+ F, {# _0 x/ B& Q0 e0 ?" t
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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, [6 P- Z5 a9 `0 v7 P+ D9 v5 t人不學 :If you don't learn sex, $ Q, j2 K& l7 [& @) S9 e: f, r
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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