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人之初:At the beginning of life. ! h; G- Y, g$ i; ?2 {0 ?
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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# C* x- ^" f9 J- Y. X習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.   K2 M) M6 L. V3 t
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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9 _" Q9 C' E: c; ~! L) r2 t性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ( r( ?+ Y2 [- s+ k2 c
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教之道:The way of learning it
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7 ~5 B, W- E* w8 l' m5 Q  A貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. & c8 F! _$ z9 _& ?6 r1 ]9 k

' X) k9 X" @4 h7 o0 a* o昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng $ y! V2 m9 B' S  ?( m) ~! W

9 u# `" |5 M. s+ h4 N  B1 M4 p擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 ^* W8 M. ^. y% f子不學:If you don't study hard,
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6 t& E% B5 }, ]; X/ D7 D" r斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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) g# r: q1 C6 [" ~$ A竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous * V/ b+ G4 ?3 \& _
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 y1 o1 j) I$ b( f  l

. S% S0 R9 M' C) e2 r6 p8 X教五子 :All his five son took it 0 k3 o1 ]; L4 V  C( j
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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% Z5 n0 S6 M6 G9 e. ?  D養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 4 u# p. N$ G, r) Z4 n

7 j1 H" E+ b& l/ A& K( D  w! F  K1 U師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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. m) f1 Z2 E/ [$ w子不學 :You may refuse to study this 8 G7 m3 j/ z" _1 B3 {2 a$ h

$ U" n  F! ^: K) l/ x5 f非所宜 :but that is a real mistake / M% c* |  g/ Z+ i" l% [& k

8 \' w" t5 h9 t$ Z幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ; b  T8 e# ?: i7 L9 @4 c" ~

5 i( p' ^9 _0 ^% s: J8 |% V8 Y老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ) O. b: ?2 Z9 H+ c

7 O% O; O2 O. o$ c( i: _- g不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. $ U) ^) t3 G2 t; B# `4 {& T
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ( _7 Z- b9 q8 u

! W: @2 l- Z* T( f) k' k不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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