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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.   X6 d7 u, ^* C" i
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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5 d. `  F0 i" S# Q/ H7 C; j! a* T: @& Q性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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/ r- d8 b( }3 F' y: Z3 N教之道:The way of learning it ; ]3 p' \. c! `5 `. q$ f
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. + x7 z+ U; l0 L
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. , z) M$ T" _& X( v3 n8 S

0 H# C/ ~4 W& e* K+ x子不學:If you don't study hard,
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6 }! r. d1 W" J7 I) A, K斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 u8 m6 S2 l9 \, e' x

- B0 g% U1 X, r: R0 S竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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6 A! h" X  e7 K$ S7 e) z/ A有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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: O$ X9 {( x$ a! L/ |教五子 :All his five son took it / s! a6 A" H- L) F6 n; Z1 s& |. W
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 3 j3 F% j8 A0 ~3 W! C6 C
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父之過 :It is all your fault. - a; h/ }/ F4 P* l$ f
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, $ a" Z' A6 _8 V; J! G
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. & g4 ^3 r3 s6 _* ^( `8 d) V& C
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake : s1 t% F# m8 s6 h$ }; E# p# o

- @3 i4 @2 T& @2 c  @幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. : C8 t; D  m. w  j  V4 r' ]
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 9 ]6 f! c0 {" h* u0 Y* j

: b; M/ H1 Y. }3 ^8 k不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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