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人之初:At the beginning of life. ) x" K: m' @' Q# F
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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% N! n$ M) s) Q習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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  t5 k0 G0 w' @2 J苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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/ _& P) _' H% ~' x7 a5 ]性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. + ]: H3 q- m" m4 e) B' q  w

8 R* B2 O- s7 j/ t4 P' Q, D教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 2 D1 J- e" M4 ]' \

. o) @; ?  l- D1 T! v, E昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 1 w+ p% {6 l/ q* Q3 ?

& T$ m7 O6 T/ m+ ?擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) t+ i! V8 C6 T8 t. h) P
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous + D. @5 \. p2 [

/ \; f& B, t$ Q3 _有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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, v) d1 o- J0 _7 c+ y( m" J0 a教五子 :All his five son took it 9 a# D$ W' S2 H2 X) k

9 k1 K# Y; P/ X: f1 X) E名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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7 f) q1 z, F2 C3 C/ ~1 i' V養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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/ U. Z5 m% \( z! i教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, $ p8 q2 h+ g! b, h8 ~
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # _! O/ _2 ^; G

- x7 h. a8 S1 a) F子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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! Q' m1 q. ^  t% O+ B* D4 n幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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1 e& @4 L1 |; W, e; K5 r老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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8 P- D- O1 R4 y' I9 C7 V不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 4 Y. i7 r" B1 y! e- P

4 Y  ^9 P% R2 |& {- Y人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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. T3 {; R" e9 S不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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