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人之初:At the beginning of life. . u$ g( N) o$ n+ h  Z5 i6 a
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 5 a- S' \, t  j# J8 M! a' w3 x
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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2 }* D# C# y& a2 B苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.   ~. l; C! l# Q- }
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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! M. }6 d3 X: x# R, @) R' }貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. / U* r( X0 [$ S$ V' |
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng . c5 ]$ d& C4 o9 j) l* H
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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1 ~# G1 N1 r! @* K) D子不學:If you don't study hard,
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' z% I* b' b6 I: U% I/ L斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ! U; r: t+ S, I* V. g4 x' {& f* V
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 2 M" v1 b- e  {" c( h
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine * O' L4 U- U0 B: D$ E, w
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 2 O! D# Q3 l3 B4 Z2 D1 {0 x' R
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, " x: w6 p$ |- J* j) @3 N) P
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this + F4 f$ J6 [: K
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 5 j* g# C& P7 U1 H7 H

( y! m$ ?8 h" f; h9 N' t老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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' [" x  r. L' ?5 F玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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$ d* t) s6 q# n# r7 U人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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