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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ' f& v) o% l4 `7 i
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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' j; s4 J& Z: S" @( g' \4 {苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. * }9 A+ R' ^& r+ H" E/ I
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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$ `7 G# n! |  f: {教之道:The way of learning it
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/ }, K# W4 Z1 N: s  P% ?5 x: ^貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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/ ^( p4 m3 s2 l" T擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 ]$ P4 c. o+ _子不學:If you don't study hard, 5 N6 e" o3 G% l' [) J+ U# P5 V

: C8 B* P- u. W+ _, L( H斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ' a2 n6 S) r$ U/ p

* w2 q, W! ^) D竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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; v% I: d1 S+ O- A% m8 [5 a& U$ S有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine , d) G( e1 N+ X% E( J7 `9 T$ K1 G

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8 T% S: Y* V! U: C/ X; Z名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 5 N0 A/ C* j+ Q* T
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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) H6 x4 b% t( b- N師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this , |8 o2 c" H8 ^5 ]2 `
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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* K/ C" M# Z" r' Y幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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- x" o: o' U  z  {% c% b8 z不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 5 R0 z  w9 s$ I
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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: x8 T) v$ d) Z& I  {不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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