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人之初:At the beginning of life. : ^9 E! T" t7 F! K
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性本善:Sex is good. + r# y9 y! M* J) k

$ s0 l3 j2 P6 c. Q性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. / k6 `* @  n1 x
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 6 D9 V1 Q- D2 b4 P8 J  Z

- U: o& Z# u& ^$ Y7 d苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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9 T* o0 m  T. |# I( k+ b性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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& C6 y7 M2 X8 a/ p4 j, }; y% f貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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, T+ K% s6 n  d7 Y! J3 [昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng : c" B1 R$ C5 i/ W# h$ t- i
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. , C: {! B0 H7 l6 u5 N, p  o2 E
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ( B" F, A% n4 @( t& v( ~" z
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . q* q5 j8 }; N" @0 t3 [
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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  L. f3 m6 G3 ~0 C$ U! D0 y有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 6 D! _0 g8 }) S1 u% T. n! ?

$ Y8 N! _" ]0 a4 C0 o/ Z  E教五子 :All his five son took it
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' ?1 X* u8 Z2 l% |  U, t$ h名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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' H2 B6 |  k* d6 h9 I養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, $ ]4 Q  G( i7 X/ F; C$ ~" f' ?

+ p. z' W( ~2 k父之過 :It is all your fault. 1 _# Q4 n2 |& K1 I" ?
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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; p: v0 v8 x1 Q5 X7 s8 X0 v( U子不學 :You may refuse to study this + q1 @6 ^0 w7 N
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake / l" f& D  N3 @5 k' z

9 i3 p( r+ K5 u2 u9 `4 \' w幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged & v  j! v6 M9 k+ L. w+ Y! ]
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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. }: b; c7 k1 |* D5 k; J( n; L不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , e& A: H. Q8 T. v& D) L% S, h

; O/ \6 L. |: s& c6 n人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 9 F7 V" J' g$ w3 h" o

: a7 N0 h4 {( T不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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