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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. $ B% F/ t* U* s2 ~; }

; S, K! [/ k' C, A+ k# ]性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. : n% H, s: {' B5 J  d
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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" `6 C' S8 T# {! z2 O. k教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 3 m+ }8 v6 l2 `# x# _

: g1 L, O3 C, N. M昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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- W7 |) B$ ]) ^' l5 u7 Q擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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& r3 v4 y& Y; q2 B子不學:If you don't study hard, 3 W( \, S* ~/ ~/ a1 b8 C

2 ]/ E3 P; Q6 E( `8 \0 ]斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. * N- g! Z1 r* F3 _& z, R2 \( J, q
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0 \, n0 Q- J" C& R  c; V& [有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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2 _* @  A7 p9 c& c1 d教五子 :All his five son took it
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, H) }5 c! `& P4 j! K2 j% }- L, g名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : _/ A8 F8 O% @
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1 \2 X- G) M# y4 {6 Y. x
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ; n, T3 u% `) i8 b
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ' Y- |+ f* U, g4 j, |, x. [! w2 t

0 |, A  j& o' |老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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( i& `" h& E  v) V4 o2 T# V玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 7 N  ]5 l  C1 n  U. k: [; L

8 l! D# D9 U2 }: j$ ^5 v) b  u& G不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. / @7 f/ ^9 M" S/ E+ u  P
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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