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人之初:At the beginning of life. 9 x5 [$ w7 W7 m

9 H9 u6 ^. y8 X性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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- Q% m  [% {5 O) @習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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( Y1 O; K% U/ W* ^6 W$ t苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. - O: F$ c3 ^& W
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教之道:The way of learning it & S# v+ H) ~4 W/ G0 E
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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% R9 X. K- e2 z) S* C0 h昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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, t$ C+ Q: a8 h2 h/ K  ^- @  p擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 2 \. D1 X" E  {$ o

. W4 t; H, D  D# Z0 X子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. " z9 H- B( _7 l( a

* Z+ n8 K2 U1 ~+ U竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 3 l/ ?* z+ R7 n0 U0 w- r1 m" l
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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! }! f* s- \! @3 |教五子 :All his five son took it ! x4 F1 Z+ ?; j  L( s4 G

3 i. b9 Y  P; P1 A* r1 G3 h# I$ s名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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) I/ R. M  e) \6 j: F養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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% ~4 M/ ~7 R: ?% v& }父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 2 w$ v! W& I0 G

+ V% B: ^$ \6 s, o. x4 g* n幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, / i+ g% O: G9 o, J9 {( r& `

& u$ D6 I. x2 Z; d" C7 |) a) U老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ) i' Z1 }3 ~* N' c

! B+ _& q4 u7 b玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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6 G. q' K) H0 `$ O1 ?! `7 v不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, % Q; L7 g$ h" ?4 H4 Q$ j+ v8 |3 P

7 W+ r' k, Z! k& m不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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