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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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; o; _/ L7 j- y( q$ j# N) q3 p, f性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ; F, ]$ r6 v. S/ _

# M, o$ q; x4 T& [0 T4 y& ^習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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: q$ K  g! O/ P9 m% A苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ) L$ H- D9 |: }  N# Y4 B
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教之道:The way of learning it   N8 e0 S4 e% U$ R

5 `8 d- j# F- M9 Q7 o貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. . [! s' r4 R& m' B- A

. p4 g- i4 g0 J) m昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. . T/ `& |8 A( A/ |3 Z; f& Z

! q4 A6 }: b$ O: g子不學:If you don't study hard,
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" r( z! z7 f9 L% O3 \斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. $ r9 I8 G' M, ]& y, N
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous + g4 P$ ~6 L5 u) }  S6 p
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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& l" c: e1 b6 C* l0 ~* }. Z教五子 :All his five son took it
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# p$ G' S3 U5 B3 L; b0 W名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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8 Z2 i- n: i& Y9 i8 x/ |養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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" e7 A3 Y( F9 G& B父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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: l  F5 s9 v8 P0 [師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 2 P! Z; s( Q3 p! Z7 w
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ! J7 C8 i. }& B$ _, r- M& V1 N

9 m& k/ ?4 s9 b+ q1 F不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.   i+ ~2 g3 w& Z# B

& i3 }1 n  y1 a, E  m" B人不學 :If you don't learn sex, * w, \7 N3 W: H) c
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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