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人之初:At the beginning of life. $ D0 l+ j8 y/ ^* u# x

+ @; u6 v5 j5 ^( F  z性本善:Sex is good.
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8 O! |: n" u7 C( J8 ^% |1 a( |性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.   T0 T) C  y1 R( A$ h. O

* g* z% Q2 R! \' i習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 }) m" {( I" c" l3 |

0 M9 ~. h' P( n% ~9 I! W苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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; v. s$ l6 W) |2 j) g性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it ( b7 Q. o/ K& I) y/ y- I$ t

7 J( K8 V+ }$ H1 ~貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. + \& |' V8 T3 O; h: W3 K

1 u2 ^, [, w. a. \# }3 P昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ; c0 p- A7 @4 V* L" K$ R  W: Z
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 5 u# c5 V6 U8 m8 M& T6 r7 `
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 8 D4 o' }0 ^5 x; |" @7 e1 V
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. + F: N% B7 V( w3 e3 ]$ Z% N- G: B
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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1 E! B1 o$ W9 L教五子 :All his five son took it 3 c: Q6 f5 K& a9 n6 \% K

4 A! x8 R* \% {: f7 o名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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% i% \# |: Y! f$ x養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 6 ]2 t# Z2 a1 Y# X% d( p% q
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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$ }4 s! v  m! h$ G, G子不學 :You may refuse to study this + I+ `8 L+ @$ p% [. A; W  n
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake - M& ?. W4 ^$ h2 h) n- T8 w
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged / I7 H5 ]3 ?$ m. |5 _0 Z" I

7 p4 q. X4 J7 I1 N" }玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, + Z6 `' }9 s" ~$ A4 R# u
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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