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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. % M% N9 U$ u4 q& }
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 4 c( Q% Y% u9 h- B( P: o

- h  X, J$ {, V) L; }; R, W/ w苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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. E9 L1 ]) e+ h性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 y  b4 d/ c) i. r: Z7 e

8 o4 l. }! |5 F; K  [教之道:The way of learning it % R1 K8 K9 ^5 M. t" x
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ! D; k# m" ?( X' F

1 A  x/ g/ P& h. P  j擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 4 `; m6 j, q7 e2 {
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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8 |. Q6 g6 ~3 u, X有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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. n- j3 n  }, r2 U名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ! J% [/ ^' L  m

" s" N1 ~! X, F養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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1 [! S2 H) `, u' p教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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+ @( u; o0 T$ `/ L子不學 :You may refuse to study this & ^2 A3 w; m2 }0 ]/ B/ n  R4 h

" p( v  A% J# f, L* Q非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 9 a9 y; L+ k3 ?1 D) d) [1 I" Z
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, # |1 j3 F% o+ \' I9 Z
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 2 W( |/ U' {, j1 F; q
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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, d6 n) x2 N4 C' c' U4 b! F不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. . W6 ?  m% E  Y% I7 H8 F4 Z7 E* C* ~

* |+ Y3 q* V/ p人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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