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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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; L1 Z; h9 i! D, y) d. ~# K性本善:Sex is good.
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, U$ [, }8 [! D0 N0 W性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 2 Z, U. ]5 a, X+ n8 |( }

, }* c+ s8 [& N2 R9 W5 a習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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$ ?9 ^" E  m: D6 [, h1 H6 s5 C性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 3 M% {$ B. L+ Y! ]$ g8 F; d

/ D3 r4 E9 x) o貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 r9 u  S. C* ^; r' M0 T
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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* f+ A/ y: [$ G8 c擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. % J  y$ @, M) s3 r: K! A3 V/ o

, l, k6 @+ O9 S- r子不學:If you don't study hard,   C7 B8 e5 T* }% |0 u3 h
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous " V/ ?8 I9 @3 X4 L9 K
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine % [4 A3 v6 b6 ]! ~* V
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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. g" M0 w$ A$ @養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ; w' B2 H0 Y8 F+ ~' c

& F, D, c% |+ Z父之過 :It is all your fault.   r: i- ]9 L. u7 E, G

- F6 ~( T5 H0 L1 e/ e教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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& }4 n6 P) L- h8 q  u- j8 W" c師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : ]2 Q  p- e% H1 z' D5 |

" R8 f% ]% g7 F子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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3 m5 t8 m2 X% T+ z非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 7 J8 i6 ?) J* }
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 2 d! s3 \' ~+ O3 k

! K8 ], ?8 x$ e6 l& O老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged # s0 T5 t# P( k( z
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. + o' @9 W2 A/ B0 O# ^) }

; n0 @% W7 C0 F  r: l5 Y7 T人不學 :If you don't learn sex, * H. O3 L) ?. R  d; p6 a( D  \

9 d2 H* |* R9 x* B不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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