八兩斤,黃夏慰,余冒蓮,菜瘋華之瘋狂關係.請幫一幫八兩斤

happylion99

八: 八兩斤
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余: 余冒蓮
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以下故事乃純粹虛構,如有雷同,實屬巧合,敬請原諒. ()乃正確讀音,由於八兩斤的廣東話唔正之故~ 請大家幻想下各人物的聲線~
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八: "你呢個屎(死)人黃夏慰,你你..你呢個賤婦,錢(尋)晚明明呀..約約..約左你去笨
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(半)島沼(酒)店502號房到,你竟然走左去菜瘋華係九龍塘既別墅到.今日生果二(日)報既頭版
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; s+ O" A) w, o" ^/ x6 z1 U賣灑出黎啦,而家成頂綠帽笠落我到,你你..你都對得我住,而家我仲駛出黎見人?"
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黃: " 阿斤生,你人又矮,樣又唔掂,上次阿冒蓮妹都話你床上功課唔了得,你仲叫我尋晚
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$ M$ A! |& d; G* ^$ c去你個間沼店到,你係唔係露啊? 我同你已經離左婚好多年,你既綠帽唔係我俾你,係你自己$ \& ~) v. I6 ~" C

0 Y/ W8 C; u! e* U+ v4 V) U想戴.仲有呀,抽水你就叻,你同華華D床上功夫仲爭10皮."; F5 k2 q4 \6 B. Q# V5 W4 w2 a# ^
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此刻,菜瘋華戴住個黑超楂住佢架benz黎到,八兩斤一腳伸落架車到,點知,佢做左一件我地由4 @' a" C" `% w; H' `

9 `% v7 x) @4 f- W, Q5 E細講到大,由笑到唔笑的一件事上--踩蕉皮PK,成個人仆落地下到,鵬牙全崩,最搞笑係佢PK伸1 Z! U7 i6 s3 ?/ R9 S
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腳時同菜瘋華講了一句話--"我要打爆你呢個仆街鵬牙!"* m/ _$ v, E6 C+ `: f: D

3 ^) Y) c, I5 `1 v% A菜:       (仲講咁多想幫夏慰妹咩?楂車送夏慰妹遊車河好2 v3 D' v' e/ w( C9 q. J
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過啦~)
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當菜瘋華同夏慰妹離開後,八兩金便即刻起身.此刻,一件令人意想不到既事件俾八兩斤見到,
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) ^. b* m7 G. U- l2 u/ Y& @佢見到余冒蓮係天橋底打佢既小人.
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+ f$ ]$ f# O$ T0 c5 F+ P余: "打你個小人頭,打到你有氣無訂抖.打你個小人腳,打到你成世仆響到.打你個何B! G( l' X& A( R& I5 I! x* h
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仔,邊鬼個叫你性無能!"; p. c3 |& b: X  n, F1 q# ]2 m$ V

! P0 M/ V6 x. U5 |  b; l雖然阿八兩斤想走佢鬧佢,但佢已經朝著反方向去牙醫診所方向出發!! j% `. @0 F' U' I( n8 G. G+ m

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請問八兩斤可以點報仇?請有心者幫一幫八兩斤!

singleung

post b4 la,係未加你10分太小,所以再post亞
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[ Last edited by singleung on 2005-6-17 at 10:40 PM ]

happylion99

Originally posted by singleung at 2005-6-17 10:38 PM:
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想徵詢d creative人才的高見睇下點樣可以幫阿八兩斤. 因為呢區人流多d 加上是吹水區~

威尼斯人蛇

happylion99兄,可唔可以比您email我,我有d野想您幫忙,唔該你

威尼斯人蛇

Originally posted by happylion99 at 2005-6-17 10:48 PM:# B/ D$ ~$ {6 i3 G% j
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唔關加分事~* t1 S7 h2 r) |: p0 s% G/ m
想徵詢d creative人才的高見睇下點樣可以幫阿八兩斤. 因為呢區人流多d 加上是吹水區~

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happylion99

Originally posted by 威尼斯人蛇 at 2005-6-17 11:57 PM:5 c: g0 k9 u6 ?3 n7 ]/ b2 n2 o

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幫咩忙? are u 甲狀腺?. B5 _8 k/ T4 P; U
點解要我幫忙呢? 點解要email呢?; j# I$ _$ g+ U9 ^+ Z! v+ K
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[ Last edited by happylion99 on 2005-6-18 at 12:48 AM ]

威尼斯人蛇

Originally posted by happylion99 at 2005-6-18 12:45 AM:, Y- z; O, h& I" G4 C) A
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幫咩忙? are u 甲狀腺?
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[ Last edited by happylion99 on 2005-6-18 at 12:48 AM ]

  V0 l+ }5 ]+ [& D' \+ k搵你係有原因的!
( J  }6 V6 E1 ~( R1 s9 Y我係甲狀腺的fans,有d野想同您講但唔可以係lee道!
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happylion99

我send我的email去你呢個email:
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唔好send virsu + d無聊野俾我0 }" Q, ?/ [" }1 s
同埋我唔多開send俾你的email account$ N6 Z3 ^# s% o# \8 G/ \- K5 S

- {7 v! d: G+ j3 l! a; y請在emai標題註明是26fun,因為我晤會開垃圾email而會即刻delete6 Q5 x# J& ?7 F9 Z8 z5 ~
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你register了2,3日便是甲狀腺的fans?有點奇怪
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威尼斯人蛇

Originally posted by happylion99 at 2005-6-18 01:02 PM:
8 d  i6 U' E( p1 y/ K* z4 A我send我的email去你呢個email:
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