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發表於 2005-4-25 05:26 PM
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睇睇你每次能燃燒多少的卡路里
Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. % J% C# p+ |$ h
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了
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Look how many calories you can burn: / k/ y- L% h# P' W0 i
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里：
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J( N: l* ?5 R$ k) q* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 . @0 {- G( U0 G! P8 {; _
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 $ ^1 p. H+ Z2 {: E% S" |3 o+ v
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ; `. s- L _2 o
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 6 D% `& H9 V5 p& ?8 o( U) H
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 " z, L* ^% M4 Z( y2 F
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 4 x/ `2 J8 G' ?$ F
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 2 u) Z; ~7 L l* Z2 e0 U
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套
$ S3 o. M9 _ _6 K8 @( xWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 8 s, z. L, w w3 P2 a5 a$ @
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 6 r, D0 R L- b& m9 S+ N& D" A
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次
$ j) X- ~( k( a# c' ZTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 % O" A7 z4 {8 {& i) x- S- {
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 : w% j) |( r% b1 }6 \
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡
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0 j- n1 D% L$ h* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候
4 B$ W+ G2 W! C9 THolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 " e; k# w$ r0 K8 c% |6 {6 c
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡
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8 I) j4 c9 Y/ ~ S: P$ F0 s* POSITIONS 姿勢
! h0 O& f2 B% @: A4 h2 ?daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡
, {: }1 ? x/ b69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡
% |" M+ v) A2 i% j69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡
5 ^) W* x& Y- Y4 W; A- ITrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡
: o# M4 ~/ }2 EItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 Y: h1 B3 v# ] C
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮
3 Q- T f# m, B aReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡
% E: ^$ q& I+ E- c0 e9 AFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ; D( ~6 r3 B0 p$ P( a* A5 W4 N
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡
3 {$ G. B6 m4 R& S, lJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡
+ u2 z, S( Q; H; ^Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 1 E" V% _) a: D+ J$ ^2 N
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1 g4 I8 Z. k0 w0 _- R/ A% Y3 \# e* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起
* R' T1 E3 ~) V% ^8 E( QBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡
; i1 m# ]# K0 V6 j8 X4 b; mfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡
. ~% U$ ] ^) [2 rfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡
! t0 H6 D+ `0 [9 o' qfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 9 ]$ k2 m& p8 |% x. Q3 y+ i
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 - ?$ B5 Z; {2 ^3 ~! h
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 7 Q9 L6 h) S$ n0 i6 N, L
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 " n5 E8 N2 L9 b1 m# _
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ) V( t) n2 ~, [* K8 @+ S
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡 |
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