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Kei2005

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% B2 `% H9 T4 n( `2 }1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到)3 B# U; K  X. J  P8 G
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2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)6 h9 q9 @; l! u5 R1 W3 O3 B

4 k0 U( U+ {, J7 f- Z3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)
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' f* R  t! w/ w% G4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎2 I2 T4 i" x3 m6 b/ Q6 _
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5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻
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9 C% U& ?% E* B. x7 ~3 a8 F, F6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)
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- ]- O5 h; C- W7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)
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8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)3 G& K: W6 ~) r5 s/ L' _% W
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10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)
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+ R8 b- C' y; J7 b; X4 E我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:
4 m! x5 B; V: X3 o2 N% g 正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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& \* t9 H2 m1 I0 ?) B好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:
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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

! a4 F+ f4 }9 h7 e我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good