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Kei2005

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, X" G$ `: ]/ s+ Y& ], A" i2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)$ J& p  |! T3 e  A+ l+ `( v
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3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)' g0 Q& w8 ~6 P7 w
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4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎$ }/ d! E2 ]- |# m* `, y
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5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻5 q: e6 }3 V4 H9 T1 O0 b
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6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)
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7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)
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0 w* I$ ^9 H  M0 v5 E! p8 K8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)
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10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)
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6 w- q! F3 F$ p4 a2 z: }我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:
+ p' U2 y: w" j! T 正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:7 r8 j5 ]- q- O0 Y4 }

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6 B" E- x! Z8 x. t# I9 u& `! T好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good