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Kei2005

十大阿媽口頭襌
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4 a6 X& H3 R! Q6 W* V: ]6 D1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到)
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6 x& k8 N8 J& c& Y2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)
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5 [' t* M" o; J+ s3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)7 F2 d' }* H( R3 E/ }  q/ B3 M& S

- y' `0 S) P( Q7 Z8 H2 y9 S4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎
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7 c$ W5 w8 v. S. e5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻% X( X, Y5 c% g- Q! Z$ x4 J! N
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6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)
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7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)
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5 k. H" v& J/ S6 R8 `8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)8 k# `6 ~% Y' R0 i& x$ L

; j7 H2 \  I1 z; b5 s! C9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎)
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. Q' [* X# b8 `( A$ R: A% E& Y10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)
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我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:# f# I' j( v1 K  d
正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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8 W( r# E  @, S好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:, \0 d- h5 f& c
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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good