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Kei2005

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2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)) L' X. p4 W' z: K# D
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3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)
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4 f2 V" g: n% e2 t* L( o! M4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎: [9 }3 ?! {  h

) Z3 [6 j% k$ k& T+ Q! X9 g5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻
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7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)
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三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:- a) V( N) z" J2 n" k3 Q
正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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1 ?0 x3 z9 Q: A6 R好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:2 Y/ J. q: p7 m& o$ Q

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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

" c+ b' b% m* k7 N* f3 q我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good