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Kei2005

十大阿媽口頭襌
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1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到)
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2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)/ D2 _2 @  n; @3 c" w2 h
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3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)$ A4 f( `. H+ J- U+ c- B
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4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎
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5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻& k( _& m: k5 u# x3 @

7 l! o+ d% ?" g% |, R: g7 z) K6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)6 C- e; _" ?3 l

) _$ _3 k% t! H/ B$ Y8 L7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)
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9 G, E3 Z6 }+ J& {9 S: \" h& K7 c. r2 N8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)- T" Y( W5 [' L

- ~* N- |/ V5 c4 h' `9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎)
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% B8 ?: g/ {) J" @! `10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)! H+ K" n6 ?- x8 ?) _& t3 J

, c1 \, p9 L1 b! e6 V$ E2 `; W我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:
) y3 b% T  |0 G3 o* [5 u9 H  z 正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:
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! ?  u( n% _3 t& }好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good