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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 ; B) Q0 @: t; H$ q4 p+ |
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? & M! Z* ^1 n. Y) o( E
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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- V0 p5 _4 t1 R' F; R; p0 B6 cIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! " W7 C# g9 B- s5 C
; U# C; _- b1 |) v/ ^0 yFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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j/ I8 D/ T5 A+ f7 \& O' Q, `0 Wfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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6 T8 S, A# E) JMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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+ G5 o* K8 A, FBlow chicken吹雞 ! X- n6 V+ W, [
8 N4 r5 a& K3 \+ J8 a. ?7 qI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 9 M4 F& `: V& P, Q {9 ?
我吹雞打你班友 。
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% F( I, E) P: I1 b, I4 eStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 % T: o( k9 c. z/ K7 `: ` L
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Face green green臉青青 。 - K6 p: v- Z* X( |5 U1 F1 ]0 \, K
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
% s" H# y% e" a' A" e, J點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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& o0 i9 g' D; w7 ^, S" c/ e) NYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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4 n) c; m$ m! l ]( b! sYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 * W2 M f( o, |4 v% m4 B5 r
) V4 X6 r& T/ JPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 6 |* w+ k* x0 X; p( t( d6 R% G" h& i$ g
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ' R; f. T" A0 w+ r$ w" \( S: `
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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- I% f4 v# x4 ^How senior are you?你算老幾?
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! c% l6 C, n% \What the water are you?你係乜水? / E" R. v2 y% N7 E% A6 Q
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? + L% m5 A: S) z$ O o! i( Z F
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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+ Z$ v; R) n" \$ }2 UDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 3 N3 k T6 Z2 p- a# D: K, `. Y
& M1 ^+ e& l3 ?# u! k- Z' dWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ' X) j7 ^. _9 z8 y* \3 e- L
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Cut girl 界女
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/ M2 c, G0 _( RThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 % B5 O5 Y* L- H( q. S4 s7 B
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! / n/ y( L3 Z# S+ a/ y' C
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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2 F. S( D8 D$ r9 jCollect father收爹 : p- ^! [$ b" a8 K
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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) }( t0 G+ M: g3 q% a* Z; G7 R' ADo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 . N2 x) y' O' i( p# W( Z9 R& k
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 - c" Z$ ~9 w9 y% M5 ]6 v6 G/ Z: H( W* P
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 9 B4 m8 Q. e1 }- I/ Z; t" O& p
- N: q8 v- j9 d; rHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 o, L2 S7 P0 s, i
7 `7 n E1 x1 n5 e. F& S7 UYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 5 R2 d# m$ U/ F/ J% M- z! \# y; P7 b
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! : N# F9 W% b7 q6 Q& {
/ O: S- ?% c6 x7 @' [' R% SEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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t& o/ S' B/ I8 Q9 W: QKing eight egg.王八蛋 . R3 T+ J- x' Q* Z8 _
$ G F6 v. t. m kBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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% O8 k! [/ X- Z3 i7 P, dWear grass著草
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# T J/ E5 {, \* k: ~- U0 B( eI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 # s( a7 B4 {+ F! e" P: }. R1 h/ p m
& a1 L( _* H, {% `% w5 o' zA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 7 ^( w# U4 i& h. u
8 K, t; F2 W" ]9 fTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 % n. z! `! ~3 [, H) q; o
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/ Z% C9 Q$ d! `/ q; u; LYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! % D" Z1 I' l5 n* x" h. _
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 L$ Y' Q$ ]7 E1 [7 u; k6 o
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 , m, v- O' j3 H3 r- R- c
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Pump water.抽水 ) k6 s3 O0 c' z
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Two hit six.二打六 1 V' h7 w8 Q3 f, q- o" O! K' ?
3 w+ c# E: t- b+ _* wTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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