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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ / y7 G! L' z! h6 u* ~, y/ _% S
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1 D Z" ~$ S+ X" b% H* z5 |（轉）港式英語
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5 d. |3 m/ n& o" a3 b1 GPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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0 `+ n" r: y- [! T5 E1 V* LI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ( y& [4 Y+ o5 ~ J# A7 `% [9 K
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 4 i! n+ t: y# z& G" n% a& Z0 e
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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4 ^- t# E1 H$ h9 f% E# \fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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) B' }9 z/ H' f2 V |& ~Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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2 J' F5 Q0 E# S# u, p' HBlow chicken吹雞 7 g0 W8 ]' y! [/ i6 d5 B
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. % \" M# p2 W3 R \/ y6 l3 S3 W; ~
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 4 X, ]: `- c" x
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" : D! g9 ~9 I. k5 h
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ) A9 q9 d! }' b/ n' V
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 7 Q6 m0 d. A6 y4 u" J7 n; c
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 5 Y& ]+ s9 S5 d) v' V
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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* l, U. f4 b1 ?& ~1 FAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 9 c" Y* o) b8 G" \1 z/ ?6 @" D
( ~! p' d7 M# t- T& d4 qHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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8 G% P0 R/ M7 Z. [What the water are you?你係乜水?
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, F$ |( p* Y0 G3 QWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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: g: `6 p- g/ g* b; LDo you big me?你大我呀? 3 G; w; L6 i; e. p
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 7 z2 Y' `0 D; f4 L5 H% f
- R# G9 i: T* t9 D4 \+ O* O( h6 nBig tea rice大茶飯 。 . j/ [) I& C2 h- @1 N7 p& I
8 R0 o: D" j: S* n( {What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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7 j0 k6 Q$ Y7 e1 G; B, s( vCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ) c; q3 f- t" _, a) b0 ~* j& U* v
; _! x- W2 |6 c2 R- qCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ ; Z! R9 r8 D; l3 a) B# n" h
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ & T3 Q4 i+ k, p7 ~, m9 g% ?
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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x6 {& m* K4 e' PDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 9 B) R5 B8 N. q2 J+ P; `) D
* s" l) I+ p0 D% N7 k* x y0 [Laugh die me.笑死我。 : W$ R* W' o% d, k! P! S" K
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. + [0 v& l1 s7 n* _6 ~& F
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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; I. X( T1 p1 M$ M6 `+ ]/ wEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! + R$ Q- X) Q& H) {
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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2 w7 b. [/ N k' f( ^Black son黑仔 : {( ?9 ~) b, p% y7 [: z m
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草 : P/ ?% g4 g N3 J& R8 D
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 # v+ g1 Y( w% ?
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ / V. v+ C1 ?; [$ [9 C, V9 x5 A
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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4 `- V# a' h3 c" f) v" }# LTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 8 g# R/ C g8 M* E( i
) A- M+ T. k0 U0 d6 jGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ % g2 b$ Z- y+ v" L3 m
3 _; O1 b9 a8 b5 hOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 " S; G0 Z3 a: O" \2 L i# }
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 3 R; A) e% w! B; u0 D
( n/ P' N, A8 ?% c5 j0 S6 F$ b$ a+ CA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 - a3 d, G! C# I! J+ _) M5 O1 N
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 7 }# }! J% F- L6 }8 s. p8 @
; ?9 r, L0 `% xA dragon service.一條龍服務 ; w& c6 Z5 s5 k
o8 x: ~# \7 I% h# p0 B! NHold hold water.楂楂水
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/ t8 p" t/ O- ^* U; CPump water.抽水 3 Y6 R% ^# Q+ g' _
^3 O9 L- t& v) a2 n# a: i+ z1 _2 JTwo hit six.二打六 3 |+ M* f( d% E$ y& {
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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