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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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# S$ o0 n* N4 l' T# {1 A7 bPiano piano green 琴琴青
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* u( ~/ x4 }# WPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 0 t% J8 Q8 N. |- K! j+ S5 \% H

" `" Y$ @2 G; M! U. y# eI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 9 f( H4 J& x& |: z; b; d. }

/ d' m1 _. l. G' U1 DYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 8 i  U0 `3 }* c! S. c* Y
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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  B8 p$ f5 \; K/ e9 BFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 3 w, I; B* l# ^

3 j* p. \0 i6 b, A/ kfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水+ h5 S2 j( v2 J/ U& R4 p7 ~3 p# a
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ; a- T# U; U& V! R9 C  X9 x5 h3 E
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Blow chicken吹雞 * A% M) n% b$ f. {3 c& d5 c
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 8 D" m5 O" \% q$ m& ?( y
我吹雞打你班友 。 " Y( _$ _/ j  U( m- X$ n7 S: x3 P
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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. S$ y4 O5 y+ A4 d0 }! N. {Face green green臉青青 。 6 [5 E9 a1 ]0 a3 H+ F% y
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" " R8 o6 h, ^" G* l6 c1 T3 V' _
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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3 p3 }8 h1 `2 OYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 % A4 k+ s8 R+ R- B0 ~) c  N6 w' f

! D7 s" D4 }# [) n. vYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 3 `+ S9 y4 ?2 |, b

4 x8 g& d3 d3 w! v) D* }, KPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 1 @$ D9 z2 C0 Z% [& n" \4 @! u9 E

" j+ q$ Q( f  n$ ^+ mAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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( ~; |, z% j/ x8 {Eat banana食蕉 , Q' V2 _, a. L% i3 B

: e/ g$ w& t. H/ {& G, |9 }6 eYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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- j; T$ K9 ^  R/ V5 dHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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3 G) F; P' S$ Y7 a2 MWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 9 K" w8 R* s- J6 W8 `
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? " X: O4 i% J7 ]" y
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Do you big me?你大我呀?   V. Q" ]! |7 W
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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. W! D; {" @1 E) O" WDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 3 }# \6 G# g  D$ T
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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/ T6 G9 {6 Z" ~( [8 a/ m8 j* qThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 # y2 X, t+ W% o% H1 f6 g: p# i

# \$ l( ~  F3 O+ B! ICut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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/ A3 g* _8 L/ ~' AI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ' ]* x# X# h; f# {; l

+ \3 X+ O' P; _, b( Z! XCollect father收爹
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  t# H" U7 M# |, T: \3 EYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! , k7 }- L- G+ w- g

, x7 u* s3 n- s) _Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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6 p3 Y( S" c; V& m+ |0 oYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 + N) Z# J0 ]+ `6 X4 ^

$ D) F- a9 k. {2 c+ Z' ~( oHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 4 D; l$ X& ]( z1 x

( O* {6 q/ o) n; m- W0 JYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ) i! e6 {+ k# a) ?. x* T
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! * _: L9 P0 n3 b3 P, \7 w1 b2 f9 q
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Eight woman八婆
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% p7 a+ g2 H# O' VEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 4 [  _& g/ K4 U! @4 a) T/ E% K

. z- h$ u2 b: u" e% ?King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 $ d2 M# A5 i$ o: M
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草 3 p# A5 d# O1 E8 o5 f* \( |& d

) L- A. S! g/ iI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 , u4 G/ ?- {# z. `, T& i4 y/ I
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 9 u% x' ^3 [' [  V, d
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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" K5 f- s. m; ?  [Old dot.老點
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3 X3 J+ |- E8 T9 n* Q- ?+ l' zOne old water 一舊水 8 X; a. k" ]' |2 ?. W% {
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ( c$ p. l% I* E8 j9 r8 h) x

* z' n, U. Y5 A. b: ]! q% g' rA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 " E- |& i+ Z4 I: i

- k& H, b4 I. ^8 c* j8 _" ~- `* aA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 . a: O, R" z+ r$ S6 w
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 9 h: o5 J8 a$ f) _& x7 p

5 Q$ P& j2 B  u# x  [1 B, \8 [Two hit six.二打六 6 Q; l0 s! }- I  `* v" f8 N/ v+ u
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
, g' @0 @2 I" R  |: {, tI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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9 w# X  T5 o5 E4 Eyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
- q2 H+ v9 Q* J+ p$ ], `I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...' z8 G2 ?9 L* x9 k1 f( c
用inside..
民主定民粹?
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。0 J* v, f) W. l1 e' {- u
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
0 J+ L, C7 g) W- q) ~最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。! _4 E$ u2 k3 ?0 E
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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