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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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: W9 j; N/ `- Q: G3 `: M) {（轉）港式英語 ) A+ n9 E6 n4 W5 Y
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 : _9 P8 i* C1 U3 K9 U) B
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ) y1 G2 [4 y: N5 {$ H
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ ; p- d6 o6 H2 V0 v0 W
/ C) [2 r" m5 a4 @8 n/ R/ kFish skin~魚皮 。
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4 O2 b" W- `' j3 ]! k0 p4 |Fall on a street@@ 。 ! T& m5 O& c, _2 `6 Y6 ]9 k9 y! P
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ) l+ t; \3 A3 g4 N6 |9 \
- b1 @- O9 \% b8 \/ p! aBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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; {" g0 F9 i4 UI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
; x" Q8 p" s$ n我吹雞打你班友 。 & _ q9 \1 l4 T, s, u& O
4 l& _, o7 E5 g- ]. Q7 wStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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( A0 |# A* G: Y) J2 {Face green green臉青青 。 / v- y" X( C1 P& @9 g0 W) V
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
4 l" `! G1 ^- h點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 - z3 a. F( C+ Z* @: S; w
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 2 E, w" c* v8 V7 `9 c1 o
) G [* z# I$ h0 S/ p* \ P( jYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 7 h& z) u+ d: ]! m
( X) }5 ?8 e& q4 h$ U; QAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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! }4 ?7 x) x" ]7 Z z9 IYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? " q, t& V# I- w! K, Q2 \# G
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 9 V! v( H/ i M, X. E" k
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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( C, c, \+ e1 w$ J" H/ h- c) vZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 / n, E5 i; M. r, t
/ A7 W0 G( z( DDo the world做世界 。 2 g0 J! H8 T; ]/ s" x: K" Z
1 @" H4 e0 w" c% _Big tea rice大茶飯 。 6 ?, V7 q% ]# T. U2 U( V# h2 [2 `
5 @% \& \5 V% \$ zWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 5 @0 W+ t* q4 H* v2 O+ B
8 B4 C" ~$ B& C v0 C$ x; qCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 8 d# @. S* N/ a$ c
$ B5 m C1 o& q0 ? KCollect father收爹 & F; ^ c+ q% H6 V; w6 g% x
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ' N% Q8 H, R* v; r
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 % O1 ~, H8 k" O
8 N' I" L" `2 B% iYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 1 c6 i5 h/ s. r+ h
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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: s* i1 _/ C6 L, O& L& d+ OHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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, q1 n9 O3 }) T2 d: t- x2 G! kYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
3 G" ~# c) R$ j" \' Z: Q" q/ X4 {你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 4 Z/ c$ [4 _* s0 ]
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Eight woman八婆
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' @3 t, x3 ]/ x( W. z% Y3 b# REight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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0 G" a" i4 S! k+ LKing eight egg.王八蛋 7 R1 q! L$ c' r3 M7 Y& y! `
2 ?% W5 f" j/ n m* C$ R% GBlack son黑仔
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" g, {9 W0 D E4 H& c5 QToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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* q' n5 y, a: _/ TWear grass著草 9 [6 D! ] @ e, V! ?% R
5 B0 w$ a D8 fI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ( f9 p8 S- p/ T2 ~/ M
$ d& l3 W" _, }$ S' T! ?# ]I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ % i: g2 E4 `! y
7 C. @% O0 u* E% W1 M2 e, e* F# DHigh hand.高手 2 F6 S" g' g# F- Y
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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2 N9 M! m k$ fTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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# d1 @ N8 P* V" h+ z( j% @- ]Good mother.好娘
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/ s; T' Y! a4 m6 G" Z2 ~7 cYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ : _' F# _9 `7 O4 y$ u& ?6 U
, r u, [ d1 D- lOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 4 q5 N( ^/ z7 `6 z2 Y% Q+ e: k
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? - T2 T4 \) ?$ Q" R- Q2 J3 i
' l, M, ]2 C3 B( G/ R0 v- q$ V+ MA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ( u% U6 K6 \) L r- ^
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6 a: Q" o9 ]. L! N7 cA dragon service.一條龍服務 - a5 M9 R% i+ k8 N8 B2 ^
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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