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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語
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/ B1 q' S; h4 oPiano piano green 琴琴青
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+ Q* [! Y$ B1 a. Q* oPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 9 [' x* V) S/ X! e" J& y
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 6 `# j2 N/ t4 J x1 E+ l
" `8 V% F) ~6 L/ X6 AI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 2 ?) l- P" U0 T) e6 q8 |9 N5 S( d! [
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 6 @5 l) S/ o: V5 o+ \
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 6 A' { U" u* V" z! M# G1 q
: F" D! ]; U6 B& @' w8 t GFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水0 H& H0 e6 t" p( y5 s
7 ]6 ^1 f" I/ O) j& f, E* wMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 0 x0 s7 z# R. O0 h6 s0 e. G
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. + P$ y4 s7 {. {$ {
我吹雞打你班友 。 5 T1 I, ]2 z) S# f8 g& ~
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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; A# l4 C$ D' H" r" LFace green green臉青青 。 1 Z4 k& o5 J( J
9 t0 f) G9 U( y. f% T, {2 E"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" + C6 f! ?0 E" u3 X3 Z& q ^
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ! o4 ?$ U9 f- F7 V7 W
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 F8 [0 `4 Y& @
' ~- Z( \+ ~, T+ w# Y9 jYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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) E/ n: i& b& b3 hYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 8 g0 v- H* r2 s( L- A
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ; [, K- O) e- e. ~8 Y+ {' E8 M
) h; x3 U$ z$ ^' B* ^+ EAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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2 x, g0 \" L+ H9 y8 \. Z/ EYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 7 U8 j! ~6 {+ Y; C4 W' i8 m$ w8 X
5 W3 u a* x JHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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+ z6 U1 i0 l) ^0 ], _& d+ A$ LWhere are you come from?你邊度架? - L) r; O2 Z9 P. v7 x: D, Z$ U
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Do you big me?你大我呀? ; z9 p. {7 P8 R8 D4 D) ]4 w
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 6 i. X% B. C! y/ E
2 {1 Y1 D9 c% |/ L0 \. s5 }5 nDo the world做世界 。
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" b: y& e9 ^; e! U7 |0 p6 g9 V0 jBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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, }0 X2 |2 S JWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 5 g/ Q1 X- B( s2 ?. s# K
6 P7 m, H9 E6 r! f6 H$ \The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ; g/ r7 W% c4 O( e8 T6 l7 W% p, O
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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& ^" |! }, T& D' Z+ OI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! - D. _$ {& ]5 ?6 @
0 d: L$ k. L8 aCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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; a2 j( N h' _9 ?9 k: b$ EDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? T2 x( m4 n4 h5 j) a4 D( }6 `" @4 @
2 S# @: |- p. k2 P% F, s X! a7 E6 |Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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/ J4 V& b& k8 }: d! R; jAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 ( ?) {$ a+ \* z0 O
. D$ N- m8 v& n* r& n2 I' l2 ZHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 $ R9 b3 v' G) s, c4 Y
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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7 o- { F2 [% B8 L) _! t2 ZEight woman八婆 p3 J' w/ ^2 }+ G& L2 ?
. N7 q L& U* C% K0 \Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! ( w: |, p, i7 a% {: _
1 I3 i3 x2 e; B) gKing eight egg.王八蛋 9 `# i* w( {( t$ X5 Q9 w: s7 w
7 s- {6 O$ B2 f$ C, K3 YBlack son黑仔
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5 u; Z# l( d g2 |) _ @: X. N2 `9 }Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! : |- J5 L% t9 l, }3 L _8 |: g
- N5 U$ g& |& R0 d) |, i6 Q1 WWear grass著草 2 m( \! s6 P# p) u, C
6 e6 y9 _4 n5 S% t/ V ?+ M$ W0 w9 ]I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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3 u0 O0 }% D( I5 @I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ! u0 _& s' y, ^) Y' }
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 . j/ J& f" y) s+ d
" j; o0 t( Y' i7 [6 j2 nTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點 5 X5 }& F3 I7 T/ p0 E6 [
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 1 H2 v d! {9 d- H9 P2 R. v
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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0 G7 y: T% K' @# `A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 . Y6 z- a/ Z d! y4 s; N
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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' ~* B: ~$ Y- o6 J, V dA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 2 w) Z3 N* b' x. e8 C
; z0 _ g0 h) i1 Y1 xPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 7 C$ ?/ s7 U+ @& K! \% U
* T( n; I. g3 m4 OTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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