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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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1 f2 D$ T) D+ q' N* y) R* y  \: nPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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: G2 R# j2 a9 q/ b# B! }I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? % S4 ?. [! r$ Y5 r$ G6 ?

' }" o) U9 S1 ]1 o+ Z1 PI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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, |+ e- J, ?* u' KIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! + ~. b5 @& x# D2 E- s# E
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 1 e+ Q9 ^5 X  |5 C
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fall on your street.""你個"K" % N& u+ x( X+ U3 U& L( J5 X, A% u  t
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Blow water吹水3 g% N( e5 V! _  P

+ }# x" Y/ Y8 V& {" m6 rMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 & B5 [5 [1 b# r/ ]( a9 g' o

- e& E' P4 G( |' TBlow chicken吹雞 0 E5 l' Y; @" E2 w, O4 m. }: Q1 \. U
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ) {" {( d, n3 m0 @" d
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 . B: v8 I. m- w$ I3 T3 u. w+ A
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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( ~( R8 o" ]' V5 E( bYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 & X1 y- e2 S, _; z. O& F% m

; r) r+ m) d# r  i( hYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ; H& D0 n1 ]* _: m/ ^- L
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 0 {+ T6 J5 E: ^( P6 y9 E$ A
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 ; C" z: }  A$ C$ W; O
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 4 t7 c" a' ^. {
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How senior are you?你算老幾? % g, M8 s3 o3 Y

$ u; y& [7 _( W& IWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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1 P% I! f; t/ S( z" E0 t" NWhere are you come from?你邊度架? # c! H! K- ^) O0 F8 l. b! s) D5 W/ b
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Do you big me?你大我呀? & z3 q+ s# J7 w3 z+ ~

! w( Z4 n: y; m; ?0 [3 R# f6 QZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 3 T" [: ^/ {/ v% L1 A1 J
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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& j& ?" l, Z/ V( Q9 XCut girl 界女
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. t! M# `2 _$ Q% y) UThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 0 M, R" ~8 x# V, z( i4 E

3 n2 R4 N8 T% v  O+ e+ B6 PI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹   H7 P. r$ \4 J

5 N; [- a& ]7 i1 ^% F/ sYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! / T5 G* D% r7 S4 i# P8 U: E" e2 W, e. p
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ' G1 k* p- ]3 Y

7 K3 Q( A/ b8 J3 N+ J2 S& lLaugh die me.笑死我。 & p$ V/ i- U! r

/ y+ [. \4 ^5 Q- wYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 ; `: V" |# C4 c) J' P! Z
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 " ]5 u% o8 Y+ O2 t

' ^6 O6 v" O5 {1 E- K# HYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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8 g8 Z6 C* N% ~Eight woman八婆 " _% A' D0 c% r" T/ `, X
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!   m  W" J; i% |2 T' _# [
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 9 f2 t  y) b" y% ]

. @0 a8 J$ J4 j2 X, |Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 5 E+ l' s  a" U% O& ?/ f9 y  v

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5 v5 ^4 D$ A1 {+ fI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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7 I0 f' F% f8 |% sI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ( c- b) p/ G+ T/ f- ]

) S0 U1 ^( I0 i  W  Y+ A* HHigh hand.高手
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" A, `& x, A; `3 i+ n5 K$ K, pA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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  X$ @7 |6 L: Q. o0 d& u5 p2 [To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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% X; x! T( C8 ~, X* xGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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2 N( H3 V7 Y( h9 }Old dot.老點 3 @! A6 f% x8 \5 }

- A& L" P- m, L: l0 }One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 * T6 A) {2 ~" e, [9 g0 P. D3 S

# c3 L9 R- ~3 Q' ~+ tMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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& U1 L3 Q7 @* V. x: o/ w+ S6 v- T7 MHold hold water.楂楂水 , E- X) f9 j" p2 F

  g# w! i$ e! i. fPump water.抽水 ! a$ }- [9 K1 @; F7 q& o4 ]
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Two hit six.二打六 - C6 v8 _/ X- @' ^$ ~2 |4 m
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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2 \; R. ?, X3 d. lyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
" ^% ]) p- H* d1 r+ VI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:9 s( Y1 F; E& M5 }4 A
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
9 h* _$ i3 f! H3 b5 eI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...+ Z& c0 m2 D* i" M
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。7 e5 d% {; {) q: P0 @0 D. J" r/ r# `
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
$ g; r( Q' a% r, C8 u5 A9 Z最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger1 |% n  }0 r. K  o; w7 d
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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