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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ & b" D# s' B: q* ^; E& |7 m) X8 q; x
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0 X& I! a1 ]5 W# J! \2 X& I" N2 p% b9 m（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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2 N4 k- X0 t" l* U. oPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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4 Z/ ]9 W, ^/ Z, V" l; W. {$ BYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ - k- m8 }1 g5 K* X
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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9 R+ ~3 r- n4 Q% o3 L. W( P0 YIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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- D/ w" y' K0 K: U6 ^' n$ I7 B1 Q4 oFish skin~魚皮 。 7 u4 P0 V. \" e Y1 j
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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- x7 ]# \4 v# \# y; u3 [5 S3 k% |* K7 ?fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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2 J4 K l' d. g$ Y! T: `' t7 kMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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( R8 q9 b9 M6 N o5 P3 W! j2 W) [+ fBlow chicken吹雞 - ]/ M4 f& t a% O4 l& Q
1 z- j. } O. oI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. # d1 X, k4 s+ B+ ^
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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. o( Y. f0 S+ bYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 : u u$ {) [# ^0 @ q
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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" A& }9 X. D, f" A- oYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 , [$ H4 Q3 V0 |+ J* C& ]- h! [$ s7 I
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 % ]) l3 N1 r: O4 ~# |
& \2 K) x8 d- _# M* ?Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 8 p& q) S9 s1 _* ^, n
( Z/ q1 V7 Q( ~7 _, oEat banana食蕉 5 s/ I- c* b5 m# j
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 8 K# H+ n, ?8 d$ C5 w3 r% z
' C. U* w, b, B6 S7 fWhat the water are you?你係乜水? ( T1 ?; O) h6 C) u4 [: f
; @8 g0 `. Z _# qWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? ; w# P% m, n7 [0 R8 W0 r% z' L+ @
4 L4 |) Q- a* `9 `. K# z- K% v! OZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 . Y. l- T' f( ]( }+ y; f% T V
3 s% K& \9 Q: E* W0 TBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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& Y- e, `9 e5 x, y# w# mWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 9 b) O* E$ B* e6 Z2 h; ^* w# V, J$ }& V
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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: _/ {4 X( P8 pI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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1 q) Y# S: [% u- i- x* H1 r4 oCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ & f4 v; E( O& ~, T
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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* e h" k5 T) Y+ F# W& o5 `Laugh die me.笑死我。
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w' [/ ~# G* ^3 Z" {/ k( IYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 * y" n' Z8 e1 m! D5 b
7 `- d2 O: @3 W' f, X9 ^( yAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 5 \6 k7 `3 u0 j! S, ]6 {% n
4 a9 _ o5 h, {. J" [* D4 |) AHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. / y5 x7 U( f+ S' }/ Z9 z Z
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 5 V4 O8 g8 t0 ~$ M% V/ p( f
+ T9 L6 V3 Z% J8 ?. ~1 ?Eight woman八婆
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i! b6 r: J$ X, v0 E, tEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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6 `5 M ~2 B5 g7 i2 i+ x4 V+ u9 {/ LKing eight egg.王八蛋 ; t4 y6 a9 P6 }! c" g; Z
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Black son黑仔
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l% b9 R- g, S% R3 XToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 7 Y! f: Q x+ T% d% f% x
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Wear grass著草
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- d+ @# S! e: d5 `& I& S yI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ' [# }2 _) Z' Q. `
. \3 f1 N- j, C: j% bI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ $ d4 w5 y/ s. j5 K
3 ]4 L- H3 H& ?* H+ n; v: V7 n- iHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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% f: B, s1 |$ A; hTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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5 d! Q& {0 M- Z1 A2 }Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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0 H& `; i' J: y' oOld dot.老點
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$ _, Y+ T% |; l3 O. VOne old water 一舊水
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6 a6 @/ {- s& ?3 MWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 , U0 E; u7 f3 A" F t
! c" ^* e! a6 }& x% V2 f0 AA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 1 ~7 B7 Q/ ?8 u1 R; [
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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) i, T) B: n+ a+ C2 I, kA dragon service.一條龍服務
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& X" e% i0 H+ j( j4 P8 y& F/ oHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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2 E, W7 ^5 J/ R9 sTwo hit six.二打六 * \8 e* p8 T2 O6 v, q% K/ O
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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