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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  . m1 ^# i6 V/ }5 n2 j, x
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! W8 o3 i# m, C/ P$ v(轉)港式英語
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: Y* S' C7 a- JPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 3 p* X, R/ J" p2 i0 {& }
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! + F( [1 G' c, M; D
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 0 n7 ]4 q* w8 g; Z# E- C6 C
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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+ i: u4 |) @1 s, k" NFish skin~魚皮 。 & @. f4 f$ ^: V
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水* f' n" P" f( `% ]
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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1 \& h) A5 ?. [! r: pStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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5 C) T7 `, n ~: q* Y- U. \1 n6 [0 L& ?Face green green臉青青 。 4 S9 }# x6 d, h& _8 b9 r5 i
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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. [5 W: x- d* q' {$ }3 o( UYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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, ?. ~2 {" M. e) i2 xYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 2 Z3 K' @* P6 `* f" T
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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* o! B& W, d6 _& s1 Y$ H5 SAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? , x; F, g2 v# Z+ S+ J
' Z: a8 c2 |3 G$ A6 b, jWhat the water are you?你係乜水? : R9 H: ~ a# Z% r: x5 G
* v$ z9 E- F8 D$ lWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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. V& n( _/ }9 i) A5 PDo you big me?你大我呀? 8 i. d$ A$ t( y. ?
7 _$ T) f6 f+ R1 mZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 % `& n8 p1 r$ O# X3 T- Q j
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Do the world做世界 。 + M3 d( g$ g9 c: Z, {
& ^& _0 k _% t/ _" Y/ j" {( j2 P6 vBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? , ^* v6 f) W* ]
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Cut girl 界女
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+ t. { u) h- FThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 - W4 M* Z8 }8 E- j3 n8 y+ d; s
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ) b; N5 I9 [' ~% c
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 7 B: Z$ J1 P x: v/ d+ V3 z
9 r( D+ Z9 J. ^8 a2 @$ R5 V* kCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! * ?" V3 ~2 T' O5 N3 [. M
; e# N' N c1 R6 bDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? * W/ L" X+ V9 `- ?2 g F. Y
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 # B- i4 T: h7 c7 G) `& `+ K9 o0 |5 f
; u0 ?" T% l* b/ h8 c- AYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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6 T0 ?5 K! I, \9 V3 ^. ZAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 $ B* Y; [8 L; K% C
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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- o$ `* D* Z: c- HYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 9 @" g' _' z, T+ I$ e) ^! v4 ~& z
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! " ~( }- y8 F3 a* {
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Eight woman八婆 1 z$ q5 {9 o& K! i( e
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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8 ]0 O1 w) g |1 `Black son黑仔 ' J2 O7 {" `4 q: `$ ?; r, g! L
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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6 H4 Y# e8 S7 s: B; w0 S) q( lWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! # ~" T7 W% @" i4 A i9 H+ W' g
C, E3 p4 g5 a; I5 UHigh hand.高手 , |+ D! q- c: k
+ O" @5 B; [; R# @A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 + b' }) N1 H& n, w% U) T
* R+ i! D n3 d# l' Z; G8 GTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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- H: |2 d6 p. h6 d) ^/ {1 a3 }You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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+ B. X. K% L5 A8 L8 xOne old water 一舊水 7 @& k; [$ z/ w i. s8 [7 u
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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+ y9 Q0 V! J( p b2 o3 ~2 u' j# _6 a& _; xA dragon service.一條龍服務 9 C" d5 u, Z/ O- J4 n
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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