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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ ' W' O5 j- n# u1 T8 F
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ $ z' I! G( o4 F9 |4 @+ G8 t! K
- k6 U+ K. d0 d3 a) U. k; UYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ , N$ Y% G4 x0 a* q
/ |8 ^4 T/ ^) Q1 D+ T. r4 H2 _If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ ; }. e* g* u7 b0 ^. o1 I# t
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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* A7 I6 x* L' t7 G. s( JBlow chicken吹雞 8 O" g' F6 k% e
N2 H% g; y0 b0 q4 _; ~I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 9 C7 t* I) w1 c$ Y3 I! ~; c. Z7 O
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 , {$ L. Q$ ^+ D. m/ J3 G
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Face green green臉青青 。
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/ {( [& f% w; \3 N& b* s"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
; @% f* B! d) \, G, K點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 , J% }- x% u, G" Z; J
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ' u; i1 R7 r1 H* ~4 o" e( A
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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( I8 n3 {7 j7 e, W$ @People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ! t4 C# B1 ]+ }# {) p+ x6 L4 n. l
6 w6 F3 L& G U; G0 ?$ X' XEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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4 G) ^4 e5 g2 Z7 aWhere are you come from?你邊度架? + j& p! v$ u; T1 E
( \1 W$ p6 \/ ^Do you big me?你大我呀? 4 u* E/ l' V" U; [; Y+ j
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 9 C, b+ A8 v) |
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Do the world做世界 。
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; ]5 K) K" A. B: {6 uBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 % T" s9 b* o: l' S+ {( S+ }
6 @" D0 \4 C; bThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 - G+ a: `; b# e! `* H. s
) R4 p: P4 H* V% T' |: xCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ ) F C7 c, G1 k! t8 ^
3 |! {6 O: L3 F$ O- zI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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/ d5 w3 ~' `( nYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? # k; n) l( H7 V/ c$ a
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 " e: ^% [+ _, L p4 p3 k, s
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 0 Y2 @ j( |8 {- ^, e
9 T' i& \( ?6 W& `8 u* EAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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$ n$ z& M+ ?& u; cHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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' V" O- H) [6 \2 p8 t1 y( JYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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. i! l/ h. J8 i: q. d5 v) sEight woman八婆 7 q6 o A0 Q- q u+ A
* T4 e. ~: t) U9 LEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 4 E& T( l+ L v5 X
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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, e) i& W5 `0 i# y7 [& RBlack son黑仔 ! r. ]' V. [; `0 Z7 U7 Z. k4 c
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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" I8 z! X# i9 {, l1 QWear grass著草 % x3 Z6 G# o+ x( f& q6 S
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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# |) C$ D' o8 k1 c" tA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 % m% b/ p( m& ]: U' ^: Y
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 % h2 Y0 J* ^/ X7 D
# u# C2 E# h+ x& R# o) EGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 9 [( c2 d J5 ]2 i) G* q5 M" |' w
7 w' K6 Z3 D/ I! X# h$ }2 _( u+ B$ UOld dot.老點 3 D! [/ D! x8 |" g& ^6 c. \ z
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 / w7 ~5 N: g9 W2 {
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 - F5 l3 p; U, l6 {+ v' C: [# P
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 * S p% r, k1 E# v, h x4 _& N
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 " R. D' n) z% ]8 F) |' _
. I! L: a Y5 {- ~8 W; yPump water.抽水 6 f" k" ~( U# u+ [ i6 b
' H" Y# D% l( t2 I% S+ T! ^5 K- BTwo hit six.二打六 * b* L q2 W! F( p, f5 I
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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