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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  2 C$ m, T/ F, u) E. o
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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3 D1 Z' A6 E! x/ k/ u. _I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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3 G+ i4 a8 f! n/ T- M2 @. V; dFish skin~魚皮 。
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7 y' t) L$ M1 X! ` p- c: a" z; FFall on a street@@ 。 ! F1 Q" f0 H9 D4 U! T) P) z
, a `0 K" K4 {4 S3 gfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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. d: O5 e$ }# }, _8 d/ A5 v& V/ }Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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3 L, G5 ~# e" t7 E0 \- [I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. # b5 t0 m( f+ t2 i# D+ ]
我吹雞打你班友 。
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2 Z8 U* D! [$ d7 O* G+ cStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 " p! z8 Y0 K1 U7 k8 v
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Face green green臉青青 。 . D" B! R" m4 m& D s5 x" d
- h6 q( Y6 G/ e2 Q2 U( O5 ^"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 1 h( d2 C: F& r
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ) n& ]) s9 K" v9 A% e7 p
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ( a6 r3 T) u3 ~! A- s, ~
: [* y% A3 X" M* T3 H1 H4 v% wYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 , N/ d8 l; V: a8 K) K8 w1 V) W
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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3 C/ r% R* }4 {# j: HPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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: |4 C- c1 k$ Q0 CAre you road?你係唔係路呀? ! q+ h1 k4 `* W: k3 _' U& }* Z: E
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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$ K. \/ }9 k8 ^How senior are you?你算老幾? ' U: v( r/ u! Z! u1 L
8 C* |0 O) s8 b/ `7 [" _What the water are you?你係乜水? , L5 _- s& t: ?: M
) |! {; @! l2 f% yWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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6 W0 d5 h3 b/ n4 F- G* }Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 . S A* t% U# W3 v
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Do the world做世界 。 ' p% q. j& ~+ c8 A! l
* L4 o" N$ a: u, K+ s0 J" YBig tea rice大茶飯 。 , |4 [3 M: j& L
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 8 V% G" i; i+ `, Y( s
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Cut girl 界女
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4 I" o3 _. B1 y9 GThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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0 x8 }0 N$ Z* ]: z+ ]$ `Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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4 p9 Y8 a) e: ~2 Q- j Z7 y. O" PI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ; E# t* l+ e5 C7 B3 j9 Z
3 a* ~/ x+ Z* ^5 V) OCollect father收爹 ?) d: ^5 @& h( J1 P4 A7 y7 h
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? * J6 W. P6 i8 c4 c; {* [
9 a4 L2 a6 U1 L KLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆 & x$ @0 q5 h- M, V/ Q/ Y
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! / ?! B! X" h2 W, r l( |
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King eight egg.王八蛋 , i: n5 Z u/ i8 v; m
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Black son黑仔
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2 q! Y% C- r1 I* n1 dToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 5 i4 e! {2 d; }2 Y7 ]: T
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Wear grass著草 ( @0 O& X. i1 \' Z. l* ]
. X# H' W2 w2 v* O F+ JI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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6 [# v: U4 A9 X4 o' F q- LI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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+ W1 s% C z! Z- J ~0 @- dHigh hand.高手 ( z( E8 C |! \
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! + d, |+ j/ D/ J# c; Y) |6 E: x4 i/ y* X
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ) t/ Q9 z* M/ \
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 1 q3 l, W" G5 Z
" [0 [* u3 b. o/ }Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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& ~5 I/ x0 X4 P/ hA dragon service.一條龍服務 ) p3 _. u' Y0 X0 d, H
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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: A0 j c' u; q+ }Pump water.抽水 ; Z* j# ~) Y. A2 P# _
9 Y" C6 Z; p/ zTwo hit six.二打六
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