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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 * O( ^( J ]" t+ r, B, S0 z
$ I1 p6 [3 m/ q- e" B6 |I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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, h& d; J& v: T+ h" K! Q; lYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 6 H8 s. D7 i$ u$ v2 ? a4 F7 h
9 Q; k4 e( L: b. tI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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" z% ?; C, x5 h; ?Fall on a street@@ 。 # U' O& _, f. D. v+ e
$ r& V9 \/ M3 ifall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水5 \5 |1 Z" | M2 }- p: ?( x
3 Y; O' c# {6 d9 `- @: Q( _3 E- Z- d& uMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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" | F6 \0 B P; JI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. # p/ a$ Q( ]- m6 b/ H! ?% e4 s
我吹雞打你班友 。 . O/ J7 O: [. `" T. [% n. N; b6 U
! M6 t& f# u' _6 K; B! y( T9 aStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 8 `9 ~3 v3 {, Q$ t$ b$ M
7 p b7 m; p- D# C& E# @# w: `. ~7 ]"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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& v' P u8 Q: H, QYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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0 Y& z! K% N, _0 zYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 . n' I# q7 V! S! Z; ?' v( \, Z# T0 u/ r
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 9 {/ ?. P: L) j; f3 e7 H! _
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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' t8 }0 H: l1 ?: k) }" OEat banana食蕉
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, D2 O/ u9 b' [. d* k1 ~You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 5 x( A3 r/ v4 L* E. E2 e
( C* {, ~0 J m6 AHow senior are you?你算老幾? ! b* Y4 B l& B1 S3 Y9 W
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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& A7 }4 H! w9 M- ^" a# s( gWhere are you come from?你邊度架? " W5 e% t3 O* w- P/ |: L( D
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 8 j0 Q8 y- Y% l3 u) M( V* Y/ P: S
- x1 W; S4 f% j6 }( wZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 , w" L$ x4 j; n! \( L. P# v; H- A
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Do the world做世界 。
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2 n; q- T0 ?( r/ a6 x4 z, t6 \0 eBig tea rice大茶飯 。 F! y0 g1 q% U B ^
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ! J$ i1 Z! M7 Z
6 d) R/ |+ h' _5 h& }$ C0 n2 ]Cut girl 界女
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- H0 z, m. @ r6 f* Z7 U/ L& qThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 ( L o$ H7 e' v3 V+ ~' ]. X
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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]3 V; a) x) P" LI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 5 F8 }/ R/ [ y- ?
! N, c- F4 o# ]+ s. LCollect father收爹
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( x6 Y5 {; C6 E* ?' vYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! ( k; g( w2 L3 m/ z. Q- ?
! L' t8 P$ d- Z0 j8 MDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? / ] L6 E$ y" I! I# S# v% b
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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! H8 B( j4 q# g1 B. n3 v# IYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 1 i9 d6 H. k0 C. Y6 J
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 # I0 s3 U$ M' B e
- j$ H8 u, U! D# k. u& Y0 t) VHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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$ }" l; Y' M; gYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 6 p* a# C2 I9 h: G& i' T
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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( v0 w8 O t3 x5 K1 zEight woman八婆 & m6 F& G- `4 P) V" p/ K
, R& [2 _! `5 {- v# \/ h& |Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! . S$ Q8 B/ h% Y0 P
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King eight egg.王八蛋 5 }9 p7 Q, X2 }" x; K0 D
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Black son黑仔
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* ?5 y7 K: w0 F3 y# b5 w: h- |( QToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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: p0 ^, {' k4 O- i) x' dWear grass著草 6 y' d3 |0 q9 Q& p
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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/ `$ m h2 ]) a; }I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 + g3 y- p; X" o' b( |' E B5 Y, r5 w) a
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ) o: ?5 w8 I( j2 T$ ]* N$ Y
4 ?2 v* {! R. eTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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" `( {7 d B4 n; M: ?+ \+ }Good mother.好娘 4 V' I! O D( ]5 x* A7 O
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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One old water 一舊水 # |4 h7 A+ e( }7 i
5 u2 H* K# X) j/ i! P# XWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? , f3 \, |' {0 F7 O2 T, c9 z: ?( w
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 2 ^# w" c8 r* G
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 , Q: _+ K$ C) p( Q
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 / o3 d0 I" J1 m& I9 k+ A1 ?
5 T: q! |! J+ g9 q }* J+ [A dragon service.一條龍服務 * [) x0 n9 v4 F6 `- w) {
" Z: T5 X+ K9 F$ I, x) U$ y1 c) ?Hold hold water.楂楂水
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9 @5 `* I, w9 H- _" c( dPump water.抽水
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. i( a" q0 P/ E2 fTwo hit six.二打六
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' h/ V' }8 a: x# v0 z* `' CTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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