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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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3 Q2 m3 b6 T9 o: y* l, P(轉)港式英語 ) n9 w0 ?% w5 p" L- K9 M

! t- n: z+ N/ ^  ~) bPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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5 p$ D( w* `8 }5 ZYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? ! T, i# g- C" U

7 @. T* a6 T4 q# h) Z  U$ vI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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/ m) `$ A0 a4 D( d6 M/ M$ B6 ~If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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0 ^" e* o1 w, OFish skin~魚皮 。 5 o: X5 t  ?4 Q; G0 t& e( ~
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Fall on a street@@ 。 ! U4 `# q& H2 ]

% N: u* k: ]* ofall on your street.""你個"K" ! X; L3 K9 ?' L
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Blow water吹水
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/ c+ }4 r- z2 a9 H* JMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞   w% L. [1 [( K9 @3 v

0 O$ A+ s9 h5 b0 gI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , ]3 J9 i# t+ ]% b% e& C
我吹雞打你班友 。 # s- f9 h7 W1 ?0 F

( d: G0 [0 ~; [' @, x' ]3 bStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 1 @0 B' o0 r: e. j, R$ g# c

7 N: s3 H: m# ^1 L5 l: p# wFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 5 s, R2 @4 Y' T
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 " G! \6 {! ^/ ?- C, ?6 _4 R# m4 l
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 - {9 ?4 Z) n- \' W0 M
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 3 ^2 X0 T" y9 U' H% u) [6 Y( A* d

2 F! Y5 ?! g+ P4 K# r8 d( ]& x. O9 iYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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) t( F7 M- Q$ V4 D- y2 H/ KAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 8 I/ E3 \1 H9 o2 x- d! Z8 R
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Eat banana食蕉
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# N$ a$ a$ ]2 E# K0 x4 UYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 + m6 C2 f8 P. g

4 |8 u* P$ i, x; G: Q5 THow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? * p1 P5 `3 h3 Q, R2 {0 j( x
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 7 \) q! q5 k+ }3 A; N0 m9 v
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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* Q* y% N% \. z+ y: O2 L" _, eZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 1 S( z+ x. F2 W3 U
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Do the world做世界 。 8 m( G3 x9 f9 H! }" F. Z

8 [! I9 f. b# z- D$ OBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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: r9 m+ G3 e  o: V; U0 jCut girl 界女
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6 d! ]+ @: T1 G* @* w' v% i- ^The king of cutting girl.界女王。 & ]6 Q! u! p& v" r) Z3 S. B9 F. |" A
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 5 D$ U& f8 T& U2 r& Z: L& }( H2 `

3 d5 H9 q3 c6 d: K% z' k. @2 U0 v/ zI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 7 M/ |6 t  h0 Z0 \3 F! y3 U

4 M# m& E/ y+ T3 y  F$ SDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? , z. v1 q' ^4 P6 W  [8 P
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 4 |/ G8 ^% i( f5 U

2 }: B4 z, I5 F4 [4 u( r0 _& CYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 / u: I: m  S, L  {

) J: {. y9 m9 P6 x! X/ o4 ~; m8 ?American chinese not enough.美中不足。 7 q" w7 _% y6 F0 ~8 a  l
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 * _3 S4 \" ~# K2 w
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
- a% S+ @1 }* @+ w7 Z6 G0 ~6 n你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 # h8 R: g) M' L6 |, c5 a6 M* V

) E9 i. Y; q4 \0 QEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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9 n$ T! z; n3 ~* ?( y2 k' M9 e2 ~King eight egg.王八蛋 : l' p5 {% s, `) p. h0 g

+ A6 F( H5 ]: @; IBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ( M& B% |7 r  J: \( w
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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- h( W! g$ \8 f& ]3 Y5 v% R/ V6 o+ l) LI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 % N- @  n4 ]! g* u0 G) U! i6 S# d3 ~

0 k% F$ x" k8 QA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 / a% a; x* E; q6 F! _# A! C

1 g  |0 G( n7 Y, R! c/ V( rTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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+ {7 v8 A' h1 h; v3 ]Good mother.好娘 - S4 W& l5 u7 m6 t& n/ |4 R/ O
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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) A8 R/ M1 n/ }: p# s+ ?One old water 一舊水 * o. w, w+ @0 [$ A  B6 C
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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0 r/ ?0 l* c' B& K( e3 _" Z0 EA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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8 p! q  I5 M; `Measure water/Pound water.磅水 % |, E" |( V3 ~, d
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 7 X) g( ~& E, i! ?0 W, e! J: W. q

' |9 G$ F% k7 A- m4 T  ]Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 # l: f+ T4 U+ w! [

* ?, `% s* J9 c6 X. [Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳0 D" C! ~! j9 d9 P: ?0 N
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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, n  W" _+ H5 ]1 {( S8 Oyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳+ g0 S$ b3 f& C7 l7 x2 L
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
& w6 z9 g- D* V: H& ld人係連inner都唔識...5 c( y. J0 k9 Z* J  x+ I% b
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
! b, |, }8 B2 T# r* L: f: v& Q3 V3 W例如:
- g- K. I+ A+ i9 i+ n1 `good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
* t* ^3 a) V# [% n3 u, C最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。& |! c4 P0 V) q
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger4 K5 Z* w4 k) G4 u$ b3 Y6 p

) S+ e! a2 L& m我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! # @8 T/ ~+ r" p1 e3 b; x
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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