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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~9 ?* k& v9 i0 j8 g8 J7 {, Q
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) s- x+ s  K4 Y* g, c5 P8 T(轉)港式英語 # n; F, Y/ U$ m! G/ S) @. m3 s7 `! r5 t
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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! T: q3 ~2 v# ], N" nPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 0 k" I. }' V7 ]3 b+ l. H' I

0 ^0 m$ T6 C4 @. s& k! X& JI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! : [  c' ~' U; A
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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  }( F5 `; B; ], _/ xI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 5 Q% P! S" j8 L) g4 m9 }

5 C+ [8 k* \) }1 V( M4 j+ c8 UIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! , m$ N  B. {1 I% D

, c1 m0 P5 x! ]6 C$ @Fish skin~魚皮 。
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" i0 u; C* P2 {* }; u0 W7 ZFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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2 v2 t) j# x( a  D8 J. A" JMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 + w$ i9 F5 Y( h" d' w$ ~- i) b( q, b
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. / r* `! z; X3 c* s' C
我吹雞打你班友 。
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7 {9 m7 g  ]8 K, ?: t: v+ KStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 4 X! d$ Y8 M2 @/ J  n; u

. ?; T& ?1 W7 lFace green green臉青青 。 ' c7 J6 q$ s) r# e

5 G0 ~- }- N- G! ?4 O"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
2 c/ ~( [9 F" R6 R: ~點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 7 c- y3 ^% Q- i5 J' w; u. n

  v+ h- X" [. l7 L5 P8 XYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 2 ]8 x# B' S" F+ p1 E  Q, E
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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5 |& Y" d3 o% v5 e: h" g9 J7 KEat banana食蕉
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# d# M( V% n' ^! tYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 - P* B9 |+ G5 g; A: L& N, m! J+ o

1 K/ K( x- C" X1 ~# D9 SHow senior are you?你算老幾? 5 ~/ [  Y9 x# _8 n: X3 d" n2 }% @2 a
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 6 d8 {# ~0 l- ^, r- z
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 6 N2 f1 _7 e6 S/ w, X, b- B( V

8 P% |( q& o, H8 T8 oDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 0 b: ?- }5 G: R: D8 O
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? - n' M  B1 D* |4 u# Z. V5 X" r8 `

' c8 Y; y" M& ]( \! H% ]Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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+ u% _- L: |$ T6 ?# DCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! + u6 d0 V# e5 h6 ]* u# L
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! " n. ~' L( Q3 w- s# M
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Collect father收爹
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/ f7 i3 [' H& u, _You give me collect father.你給我收爹! / S5 v+ {: ~# _% s7 [0 n
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ( a$ Q( g7 W5 \( h3 l" G7 e0 `9 Y

+ U; {& D8 h' S: HAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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- U% q) U- R; K7 r) v7 d$ Q" OHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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. M& o9 ~* U$ S2 A; Z6 _You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 4 p# X* J% B4 R/ `, `
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! $ ?2 ?# U1 T. ]

& p2 T$ `+ _" N9 E' S* w7 OEight woman八婆
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5 ]: b$ _6 V1 s: |# j0 d+ TEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! + F9 Z  s' P; I  [' `4 y
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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: P. i, _3 t: \" nBlack son黑仔
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, e3 B8 K( g5 a. R( j$ {5 O. qToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 7 }4 x  N* F; w, f& K, f

* K7 q7 r' v5 W" }Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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+ v: a  g$ X0 d4 e% d7 OI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 2 r- t( D9 @/ i

' R( D7 Z5 N( g* [, IHigh hand.高手 ! Q1 q# O7 o/ H

& a6 j6 i8 M0 w: iA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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9 o; M( a/ R5 r& G- G1 W- fTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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7 r) E; E4 y$ U3 D& P8 kGood mother.好娘 8 I$ O5 d7 j7 c9 i$ c

8 |  `2 E; q4 u. GYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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% R1 X6 M- [4 d- _1 M0 _. ]8 QOld dot.老點
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; ]' L: e7 J, ?- ^# ~* h# @One old water 一舊水 ' i8 g; S; f$ e$ ~8 ~% q; W

, D6 z0 \# i* E4 x9 TWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? $ d; c2 l* N# o! E% R9 D" H5 L2 v
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 / i- ~. I! w* t7 }/ i4 @4 C
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ; G8 P2 j% O; B# `. r
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 5 \+ f" C4 B9 w2 h! K+ g8 m
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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$ c  j: q- i2 ?* hPump water.抽水 , V4 c3 P- _4 p3 s( a# Q: ~' c) p
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:+ B& \' W1 F4 W" M9 v8 `$ B; m4 l
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳: E0 A+ H% `; b. f4 @, C& ^- [& m
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...  _. H( l9 s, N+ `
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..* ?, O) A# o- n9 J7 G/ n7 R
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。/ r. ?2 H0 p6 O( ^" v" \3 Q# w
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
% [$ V9 P* v2 s8 X# P+ a  y最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。, }2 h& {/ ]9 \- X
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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