[轉貼]搞笑英文翻譯[00+]

yuzhiliang111

no three no four （不三不四）
people mountain people sea.(人山人海）
long time no see (好久不見)
power line （電源線）
morning three night four （朝三暮四）
want money no,want life one! （要錢不給，要命有一條！）
money or life？ （要錢還是要命？）
wang eight eggs 王八蛋
wang old five 王老五
ten three point 十三點
no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一
play a big knife before guangong （關公面前耍大刀）
play an ax before luban （班門弄斧）
we are brothers,who and who ah! （咱們兄弟誰跟誰啊！）
good good study,day day up! （好好學習，天天向上！）
you ask me, i ask who （你問我，我去問誰？）
以下是最經典的一句：
i」ll give you some color to see see（我要給你點顏色看看）


三字經英文翻譯(爆笑)
> >人之初：At the begining of life.
> >性本善：Sex is good.
> >性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
> >習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
> >苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
> >性乃遷：Sex will leave you..
> >教之道：The way of learning it
> >貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.
> >昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
> >擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
> >子不學：If you don't study hard,
> >斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.
> >竇燕山：Dou, the Famous
> >有義方：owned a very effective exciting medicine
> >教五子：All his five son took it
> >名俱揚：and their sexual ability were well-kown.
> >養不教：If your children don't know how to do it,
> >父之過：It is all your fault.
> >教不嚴：If they had lots of problems with it,
> >師之惰：their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
> >子不學：You may refuse to study this
> >非所宜：but that is a real mistake
> >幼不學：If you don't learn it in childhood,
> >老何為：you will lose your ability when aged
> >玉不琢：If you don't exercise your dick,
> >不成器：It won't become hard and strong.
> >人不學：If you don't learn sex,
> >不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

[ Last edited by sfxc0000 on 2005-5-15 at 12:59 PM ]

sfxc0000

+10

jiese

long time no see,
say that all the time.

microgreen

我鍾意3字經個part~....
正正ar~..
人不學：If you don't learn sex,
不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
最後2句笑死我....

justtocc

3字經果度 有人可以用中文講一次嗎?=.=睇唔明~