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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  8 v1 V6 Y5 o5 ]" z* K/ P' d
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+ Q8 i/ x! [3 o' _(轉)港式英語
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; C( _' F2 L$ e* H- TPiano piano green 琴琴青
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) W* O, p. |" v5 d7 N q$ b% B0 \. ?Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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/ M: O$ M% i$ A& ? lYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 4 e+ l/ m( v. ^( c6 ~2 w8 p* F) [
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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/ F9 e& d! L0 ?% {- i- _Fish skin~魚皮 。 + S2 _; N* A. r! l3 q
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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# y( T Y& O' f# A* F0 F3 ]6 yfall on your street.""你個"K" + I+ D, g0 L h5 C! G- c
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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- @+ s& n" ^# @# DBlow chicken吹雞 9 N2 y* G* c9 {0 ]
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. % h" z- e# M1 k2 B# U5 T3 _, P
我吹雞打你班友 。
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) S) ^, |8 h8 J* B) ]Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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- h. S1 ` M9 K8 L' {Face green green臉青青 。
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, K: A- G2 C# [5 s5 k/ o# h* u"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
9 I2 _# L) [2 p3 ^& E點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 " E) I: K/ q6 d: C0 D
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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3 }" o F& x R' T& D+ [7 n) aYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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! ~8 r. g/ B* ?/ A) A! i+ X5 E9 BAre you road?你係唔係路呀? : |# ^3 b" w( d7 O4 _8 u/ k- I
4 q; ~0 h4 t7 X. O( ~Eat banana食蕉 6 |1 R6 s( G2 s# U3 o4 S0 \
/ F1 g( L' E) D9 K- Y2 bYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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/ d& T- u C! t4 @7 Z* ^0 Y* TWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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9 F; H) U: n8 S% q. SDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 ( f7 u7 s0 y/ G6 O1 J B6 g
6 p+ ~9 |- R$ X* G% d {5 wBig tea rice大茶飯 。 / x/ ~: t, ` W8 D; \
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? * U+ F4 t7 a) p5 n: l5 {
& {& P9 h. L9 b5 O, y2 n" Y# qCut girl 界女
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5 G: B# }, X) C! @& x VThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 0 `5 @4 @' T; m j
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! / ?. @# n! P" e
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 % g1 H4 L4 Y: |" Q8 |4 T I
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! * J# c" [) f* j4 n* \* R
0 ^, w/ T( b0 [: UDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? : I/ ~" e8 }0 b8 I U `
) c$ ^% t+ |$ L3 NLaugh die me.笑死我。
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2 {1 Y3 r6 D& o5 j9 u& h" VYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 & h! U9 G9 [$ ~: M" w4 N% y3 U3 N
7 X, s7 z. ~- p& x# [American chinese not enough.美中不足。 . d4 V0 w- M* G% ?! x& m% L2 H6 r5 t
3 i- g, n: C/ |% t/ wHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 , u" [* N) B: E7 I+ u0 C2 G" j7 h
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆 0 l/ e4 x, c% ^1 Q. U
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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& t; c5 f2 M/ C6 PToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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& |7 l1 q- G1 a( kI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 8 J1 U& [9 e. D6 ^
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 8 k' |$ t/ w, w4 K& ^" O( V
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High hand.高手 % H# k) _5 i' S/ m1 t1 h, ?
& e2 Y& O3 y/ ~ U3 \ NA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 & ~3 D: y/ P& @+ @
2 S" r, [4 j# q" E& d4 d! oTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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8 R! \' G; n+ R |* D8 {! U7 kWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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! e- \ q* X- W& nA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 1 G9 p( g2 h9 X# t/ K' R+ _, c, l6 g
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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; p* `2 J- M2 i/ g" {0 O( oMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 4 O# w b$ f6 p
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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3 z6 Y% ?2 L5 s) [" gHold hold water.楂楂水
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. H* K- g% J! p3 Q4 nPump water.抽水
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B2 s7 k/ Y1 h0 v$ J& ^Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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