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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到無力食飯~~) \( v. h. \3 J2 Y! e8 ~
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. |5 Z: ]" D3 s8 KPiano piano green 琴琴青 ( {: B( l: n9 k; V- ?
6 g2 B$ P$ I! X3 g# l2 `% ]1 UPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 * D9 g) C a( u9 \/ g! v
/ M) p/ a; K% n+ K E2 v/ bI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ' m% ]7 b# w9 W8 h
- ^/ X$ O; G! s* h uYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 2 M, v7 n+ v6 }: v- W2 y
1 h4 B1 N' o! b4 }I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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# d5 J1 u U! u: XIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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) ~6 W3 C" k1 t" M, jFish skin~魚皮 。 . ?/ W3 Q7 [0 d0 A
# S: P- L9 B8 M+ p3 d: G" QFall on a street@@ 。 " r) m3 j a! t
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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& x2 z% K( m$ F+ ZBlow water吹水
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9 {$ e5 i- M4 g1 \Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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- _' X7 G8 d! z6 C% V2 yBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ( O( ?2 J S n( A0 L: z
我吹雞打你班友 。 2 j2 `2 O4 q4 U% d- ?8 H
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ( I* S0 F( W, F/ p! q9 Y4 Q& y! J
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 5 E7 s- w8 t: x, N. T5 k4 R8 M
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 + }; u( I) s) S
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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& K5 O5 T9 C" F' a3 l3 R, [You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ' C W/ i L' U: A* I4 o' W# q
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 / }: ` c/ S5 z( Z8 a$ C5 W' A
0 u8 `5 K% q/ @7 v: f- a5 IAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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- q# p7 o2 k4 B: Y b6 m0 ^Eat banana食蕉
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# E6 ~) h/ i. J0 p) a [5 w* CYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 5 U, W& u7 U# |* C3 V& E
4 l/ c. V* `* ~ k; bHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? : R9 h. @, y. ~4 [& E5 ]5 j
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? # p$ {! x3 R) F& s/ F; ^; W
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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9 W- l: C( P" S0 D( pDo the world做世界 。 2 W* K2 g- o. p
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 + C1 y" E7 R& o: A) z a
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? $ Y2 H* A) U3 t9 ]0 \, E9 T# C
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Cut girl 界女 % A8 b% ?- m. f8 x" Y3 R
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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# ], d2 ]9 w" S* g+ }1 l! n2 Q5 CCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! + n& q$ |( p3 h! ^# y% ^
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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8 {- j! q( W! m8 _1 u) NCollect father收爹
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5 r2 S* H' @ a& Y BYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! k6 J0 Z# X" G Y5 J2 W
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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2 J! p- l* n. nLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 4 V. |8 D! `/ H' U# z- u
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 * e; B$ @) z0 a/ C
( J% h9 S( o* S: _Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 2 r# E3 F; E9 i! C1 V% [+ |5 O' ~
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! * j2 e0 v) j( R5 w4 }" v' b
0 w- l# X/ z9 e4 TEight woman八婆 & \( L: e, d9 ~. O- f- c- R
1 W0 a8 H' Z2 s8 o) ?Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! ) v6 h) e ]" h
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King eight egg.王八蛋 , U" Z& m9 ?/ b9 ]: ^- V
4 l3 S7 k9 n/ H( MBlack son黑仔 3 S4 W) }# g6 Y T8 }2 x
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草 1 ^% ~# s) p! M2 ^ A1 v: r
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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9 z# [" R1 J* B5 j. J% yHigh hand.高手 " G. @) ?7 w" r- c5 z2 h: s
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 5 e+ |% Z+ X, ^! q
7 p. E! g0 w: L2 U8 G4 vGood mother.好娘 7 U& G$ t+ n' d% D# }
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! * x, d& Z, _* D: I1 ^; ]
& x8 {9 V: r( N) f) }! SOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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% z I6 ~- ?7 u( s) R0 GA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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3 ~2 g) H+ B; P3 L( W* uA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 - W. H6 x9 w4 I1 |6 n b% `
' c9 B8 \% y, p2 O' ~1 UMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 ) B' A: S! B$ ~4 d& c1 C9 c
& C" A P8 ~9 ?9 ZA dragon service.一條龍服務 5 K9 z. j& |4 R, s
& u- g. F: ]) z2 VHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 t* u$ L4 q. B
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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