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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  & s' f4 [, s/ c; a
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7 Y$ J: s6 b( z& y1 ](轉)港式英語 ( }5 |% I* ^! W7 ~3 j
+ u% U! [% ?; C, }: t& g1 j* ~7 C) ^9 XPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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) ~/ M2 a* t$ K9 o5 jI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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: G) j4 h% {4 Y. R N; C9 iYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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7 `0 B. P1 K, t: k/ X2 S+ |I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ' z" G8 j8 I& @( `; M$ Q9 {
& p; j+ m; M9 u; o' yIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ) ]& Z4 L" P7 v( ?
8 p1 B( Z+ o* a+ s% h: z; FFish skin~魚皮 。 $ R. _ q! |& Y5 A3 f
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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- g D% Q8 s# E/ ?6 Hfall on your street.""你個"K"
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! }- K; ^6 i* w1 d% K) i5 oBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 * {- j8 ~% V* s: [3 {
5 \* W, Q$ h: ?; m/ _( RBlow chicken吹雞 5 @* z7 H+ D3 _5 W1 g
! f( W4 B6 {1 a ?I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
. l" `/ F9 V& `1 l, n$ [我吹雞打你班友 。 7 L$ I- M0 S2 Z6 }, Y6 w9 M
/ S0 I2 g) s. ]4 IStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 / B) g, m+ p+ o% E$ \* W' f9 ~
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 . k- i& y, B/ A+ h# k
4 p* T3 m& W$ ZYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 J" s! h, L9 ^8 Z& j6 ?
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 / ]1 d& n; X1 a6 w# j
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 5 z8 H V# Z) V" A/ r5 `# \
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? m4 X: W: Q5 k; O% I6 a3 G; Z- @
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? # K9 w8 g% d* b Q4 X& X
: G$ U2 g) N8 XDo you big me?你大我呀? % n3 x" q0 p4 q' O9 p
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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$ M3 z9 ?) @' v, `) q) ?1 ZDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 " C/ w/ p1 @+ z% } D7 d! i
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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; J. q- z) Z4 D6 l- \- jThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! & {/ g, }: l# L# \0 h( b% z
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! , m* f; D- u7 e
; C3 G) U" a4 f; MCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! ) [) [ p6 q5 z0 f6 a& X
* _5 H$ Z' n ]Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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( O" K) A' E$ }You give me stop.你同我企係度。 . P; P+ D- L/ e9 g# \/ H
! ?4 W' @& s9 ^* P5 H4 SAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 0 n; j, `, F: ^( d; ^
( f% W) Y3 J7 D8 d/ ZHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 g" s+ `0 |* a L# a7 U0 a: e
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. " ^3 J) d+ N; J
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 9 _5 J/ n# u- f/ e! `
- \8 c6 n ]! O/ EKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 X$ U4 E+ t0 [9 P- g
: ~7 A. p I% l) w, VToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ( z1 P2 B6 n4 e3 \
: t3 h% ]" N8 x/ rWear grass著草 ) j' Q0 }, n+ D# L+ E% d
$ q1 e$ k0 Q- _) YI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! % M0 z$ r0 o* h( I
4 s( Z j- O+ v2 @High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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6 c9 M/ x8 w3 A9 ~% pGood mother.好娘 ( K3 q8 }) }) u. o
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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2 r& h$ g2 g2 F# ?Old dot.老點 - H/ }* E3 ~! [9 S5 ^
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One old water 一舊水
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. J$ z8 V) M( ^" M( F+ a8 e* \What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ( A* p5 |( g4 @# k: T
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 0 X5 \. T8 N. Z1 U. w3 b: z: \
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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- `6 @+ {5 O! QMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 ) B- o$ G D/ R0 ?+ o1 k% V6 H
* Q3 ^ |9 V; y4 P# m3 @A dragon service.一條龍服務 4 Y% P7 H& D) Z9 ^' u
* H2 j" j F5 ]2 QHold hold water.楂楂水 4 t& @! R! ]1 M0 }
8 X- @% Z' x; b8 Z$ {Pump water.抽水 / v- I6 _: Q r0 W3 L% j. V5 U
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Two hit six.二打六 % Q- e6 R* z2 B; l
6 Z. x+ T& p5 l7 |Two five boy.二五仔 |
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