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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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9 T) E) f$ z5 a6 c/ d& X/ z1 iPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 3 |3 ~+ J# a; k9 F0 a
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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' p# |+ f$ ]& |0 s3 PYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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7 R8 O H2 I" j% NI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 5 @" g- {8 v7 m; A R
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 2 m# J0 R- [* q* p: L- Y
8 T, O, C$ U8 ~$ J. Cfall on your street.""你個"K" # {9 e9 W9 {1 ]! x) ?7 V( ^/ w
6 j+ d7 X0 e% Z, @4 @Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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$ `7 F# @( T% m( u" V) EI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
& W& d9 [% h- h1 G8 B& Y我吹雞打你班友 。 2 \! V$ Y, y& d. G
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 $ L* ^" Z" @& F& w! n# z. U
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
; `* Q- `. s" c0 U3 x' s點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 0 k# q$ w' H7 H8 g) V5 [' o+ }; {
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ) F M) _0 E, t7 V- V, z9 R
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 : g5 V9 w7 ^! Z' t( }0 d" V
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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+ X _* X3 y6 m5 J$ F5 sAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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9 R. f9 s Q3 P1 z1 P$ q% r' ?Eat banana食蕉 . |3 Y" W M4 k' J$ j- I% A
$ t0 _: m* U; R& i8 N$ FYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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" B1 @# k( {* y4 N& J! ZHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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* U1 @) g" o* I" t# I5 w- V DWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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! O8 s) Q# D) K6 L0 Z. ^Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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* |# D0 f! Y& qDo the world做世界 。 }! K, ^1 L8 a# q! k! d
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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/ ]+ a9 g4 b% h$ X+ _What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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4 c/ s: p7 p2 W* ]) u& Q% gCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 7 k8 ^3 R8 E+ o) _' \/ j
# f! M+ s1 W2 x: u2 d, h4 ACut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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1 {7 P+ V* z$ V& NI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 ) W& @, G2 U: z6 S
$ I- Y5 A# e9 V! @9 |/ x1 l7 L IYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! 9 `6 S0 h3 n, F0 m
- m7 O- q$ U1 \+ b3 v$ R* {Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 7 y+ F/ @8 n% ?3 ~, n, D3 [; a
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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% c+ C0 U. s5 \You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ) M$ A3 k y2 b# g1 S9 j# K" T+ a- x
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 4 o, b0 L) ?6 m
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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0 O6 ]0 `" c5 J. a5 r9 CYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
1 u5 N0 N; Y$ P7 v7 H8 T, g h$ b你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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! A9 H9 v) f* X- SEight woman八婆
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% r/ T/ s* k2 Z; J% j4 g4 w7 w9 ]3 OEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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+ }5 w& v1 u6 j; V6 N# Z# JKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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* X" S5 [3 ^) qWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 3 X$ q: w5 f6 |: Q+ g5 e
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! - l$ f5 h9 k4 X- [- X' Y
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High hand.高手 : [) P1 q/ \$ B4 Z$ F
) n a4 T- F- l3 k1 @A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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3 w* ?6 D1 U* j8 n' Q: ATo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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: q0 p7 S1 F. Z0 {4 bGood mother.好娘 ) O7 X3 W" k& F& F0 _! v0 u5 H
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! Q3 o# b$ m4 Q2 w
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Old dot.老點 3 Q9 ^$ Z3 Y6 p. i5 w( U" J; ^1 s. k
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One old water 一舊水 ( q6 i' A: M4 T1 u" s0 }& U
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? - L) S- N; ~$ k$ q, p
8 R9 F' ]3 Q2 W9 w" M. CA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 - X9 w I: `& H7 l
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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) J. t% v w$ g* D- ?: U" ^! bMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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$ ]4 ~, S7 \1 D$ J9 W* j$ `A dragon service.一條龍服務
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0 _! V" H* {0 F. b4 `1 G) G6 O9 ^Hold hold water.楂楂水
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5 T! _- ~! }- r ?Pump water.抽水
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' [5 X! M7 d! HTwo hit six.二打六
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, W; O X8 ?$ {Two five boy.二五仔 |
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