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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 8 {" G7 z& R* F
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ( Y$ Z# _, Y8 ^* `
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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: P0 ]0 m' A) D; o0 kI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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0 `7 j4 t4 e; H- ~If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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$ _% Z8 U/ z5 C* XFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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' W. Q1 V/ L- @* o& HMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。   R5 x9 @$ P* `% q- f1 B
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Blow chicken吹雞 # X& G1 n5 r4 w8 n
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
' c7 I3 H4 {' C! P+ g我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 4 }% W1 N1 G8 y2 A
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Face green green臉青青 。 5 v, d6 t0 T  P2 V4 u6 c7 Y
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
+ H4 ^" L3 j* z; ~' B點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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; ?/ A" b, H. U& W, ~7 G# X, x7 uYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 " L' T4 Q. p: E, t' u6 d* f
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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/ z% {( G! n- _9 I: m. ~9 B  FYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 " U( c$ p) C# s* r- ]; y8 `$ o

: d8 P* C# j! G7 MHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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4 g. V$ ^- v* d4 i; ZWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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" a& y5 u0 ?, _& JDo you big me?你大我呀? * ]& {  d8 R9 K* n' |  N0 x: C
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 - I0 v2 D( i) Z; e
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Do the world做世界 。
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4 ^2 ~% k) n5 m6 c  m+ ~& sBig tea rice大茶飯 。 & p% S' _  v6 x
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 3 B' k$ N7 t/ q- a

0 }- G% K4 n5 i/ ]3 }The king of cutting girl.界女王。 % }. m" S) D3 `

$ B3 M- |1 O; l) q" S3 Q3 h- v9 RCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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6 r4 z" C- a9 h8 H) RI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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0 K8 Z! u2 G3 b6 N# [& v( O: y5 MYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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9 J: L5 P; H0 k$ M+ VLaugh die me.笑死我。 + D/ T( g& w6 }8 f& S7 T6 p9 w
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 : U- V2 p0 |0 M$ p; ]
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 0 F: _8 _$ w- w3 Z0 E: e. O7 K

( V5 R5 m7 p4 M9 vHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ) G7 g5 {& g2 n( S
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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( s( e8 d+ c3 g& h2 FEight woman八婆 0 z9 o; [: L4 M+ P8 Z' L) D
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! $ M* {8 L4 `; u% \
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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, z2 w4 }8 P( `. \" u  r% oToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!   h4 L9 y# B7 y9 K& _2 X: T8 Y( E* c
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8 L& Z( P" {% W" H, CI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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/ W6 z3 ~) t$ T" f1 {3 J, YI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 2 Q0 m; y' t2 Z  a$ ]' |
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 % K3 k8 Y, V9 V) V7 F  K# }
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! " s8 K9 m$ r/ F8 `, F. F

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One old water 一舊水 - O/ D$ W( |' ^+ R* e1 E1 E

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4 T! j2 G8 }0 {7 vA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 + x' G) q. `  m. D
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 7 R( T+ J2 z7 ~6 C* H4 C

# _7 h9 n1 `  k9 Z6 `Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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; ^$ S+ v7 `# x3 hA dragon service.一條龍服務 3 F; t9 I+ v( t1 n5 K

( \' Q- z* X  i  e* Q& \  i0 Y! HHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 & o9 ?" {  [. b% S* @5 k

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2 s( y! \/ |( F( |; Z) O6 I3 HTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
, s; Z% Q- i( H4 pI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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0 l5 j; A  i5 Z, J( M$ [" \good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
7 f* z" v9 k; r% i# Y) i4 A最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
0 C: C/ k; F2 n6 r仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger4 O7 i  X6 C$ w" l
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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