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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語
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8 }$ O, R7 g t1 V' H1 B) ^Piano piano green 琴琴青 $ }6 g& m, A3 [) Y
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 6 @, V' r' c7 K) K) E) L5 l; y t
& [4 B6 `5 f& q8 r R! uI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ + ?6 {# s/ i, g* g
9 m0 R8 R8 \. JYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 3 k8 n& ^4 B0 b; m3 b. ^- w2 X9 {7 m
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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* j/ U# b3 _& J( |6 HFish skin~魚皮 。
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( ~7 j3 U8 |& Q, _: UFall on a street@@ 。
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' i, y K! N6 r; u- zfall on your street.""你個"K"
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: z# q8 h& e! \& ]5 U" L. jBlow water吹水
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3 K( T4 N/ U% b6 c/ |8 eMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 0 S: g5 r& {4 I( @' i( r8 {) ?8 T
* a( |- R& d) h3 c8 R8 X" ^I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
" E+ p/ t8 Y/ }2 J: I( V我吹雞打你班友 。
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6 A" w5 f( D' M# N7 D( H {Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 1 _1 [& G# H* k5 _8 K* l k/ a
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Face green green臉青青 。
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1 C/ C5 o& n$ T. s"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 5 Q/ A+ {0 O/ J- f% w
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 5 P* X. _* Q+ k
. v, c2 a+ x8 i2 Y( t. d$ ~: a' T" g4 lYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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" ?- l& I; ?4 x7 ] M+ C4 FYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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6 G/ A4 h3 J2 R4 ?2 }People mountain people sea人山人海。 2 P+ H: y2 i6 ?+ O( a; V
9 y1 ~: |# y, w# H9 JAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 0 w7 g( C' C9 m9 g9 v0 T
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Eat banana食蕉 1 w2 Y! w2 O% y1 |
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 h6 G% C$ Q/ M
9 e9 Y) M" m* ?& }$ l) hHow senior are you?你算老幾? 8 e H" ]1 L- _$ O
2 w% K h8 m ^- M/ @9 M) {What the water are you?你係乜水?
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- L# {- k) o8 v3 ]$ o. aWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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& K2 e3 W c+ P2 L1 u4 _; jDo you big me?你大我呀?
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$ m0 V( P6 q" k' i/ \Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 7 S# V- W2 J0 W+ A5 w
7 u2 p M$ i8 D/ K, D1 B5 @% K/ }6 DBig tea rice大茶飯 。 ( G" ^3 J" m* y% h3 v' F8 Q
& T, T8 k& m$ m' f; o j0 s' I0 v' U$ wWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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5 h& k& t( t/ E& L* ~, E0 ]6 |1 ~Cut girl 界女 & o j! @7 Z M9 D; ?- D
2 v$ J# Q9 B. _The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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: Q# K) z" G' B# x/ p2 rCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 6 D* Z8 p8 Q6 M# Z0 K4 j
& a; s) ^0 Q( p( @# O) B8 i" UCollect father收爹 0 m: c) L( v( \6 G" T: u" ^
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ & i1 n! X5 S: F _
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 2 P" X. U9 [9 D
/ q! {) \4 M4 @You give me stop.你同我企係度。 & F( t6 `: W3 O- G9 Z) D
4 d! d r- f8 N0 @) nAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 ) l" Y' j. j& r9 x/ {! \3 R' @
& H0 R+ r# P$ \: i. b) x8 rHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 : x. m b3 {1 [0 P: N
, W8 \1 c; G- N) J" h9 L7 sYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. + Y) ?/ i; g' V6 O w# o
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! o8 f6 K* O! X$ S) X" f
) d+ U: Z R* Y6 G2 ]3 oKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 w: |: | L. Z
: Q" o; j. H) k$ C. f2 iToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 6 L* G' Q y! R9 X# m5 S8 I
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ ! C( h$ j: ^3 s4 l
! u* ?" D0 N+ @ A5 s7 P4 Y# v; tHigh hand.高手 7 H/ } f! ~0 J/ A- m8 R
; l1 Z5 Q, M6 OA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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. N6 ^: j) F. Z* c8 uTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 . G' k; ]* y! p3 j* h
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Good mother.好娘 % u1 c4 p A3 w1 | l- ]( z
5 u1 F' N8 w4 _ I5 _6 nYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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7 o, V$ b, P0 l; V# k6 Y! H$ OOne old water 一舊水 u, |- g: _# D1 w5 W/ y, ^8 n
$ s. h7 b" J4 p9 ~* WWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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, v; q7 }& z) ]& z/ h+ v; ?0 e- cMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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5 n- q4 @ R/ P6 ^- DA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ( I+ n2 }) u4 H) n/ H' {# l! _
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 # a* Y1 c( C' l$ v0 n
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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