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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 6 @: Z5 }$ R3 c5 }# k$ A
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（轉）港式英語
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9 u7 A; O+ N, d' Q7 z/ F6 JPiano piano green 琴琴青 % E, g- y$ x. r- |2 r- C; N& J, v
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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6 ^/ L, H$ V* }; l$ o" B) JYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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$ E% Z- l- E% A- c" U4 mIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ & p$ Y! {4 ~7 {1 b+ Z% U$ O( G! G' `
' F) E, b( t( WFish skin~魚皮 。 - d- d" {# e$ m/ {& W: v
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# e0 Q3 Y! u) mfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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9 ?; ^, d a" L, a; e( EMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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1 B ]) y/ i5 Q4 W% SBlow chicken吹雞
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7 z4 p+ ^( b" L5 Q* n. }. ]I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
( b; U, d( P% ^7 o! g R* v% ^/ c我吹雞打你班友 。 . _' P+ s& A0 L* i: K2 a5 v
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ( i: E4 ?# W# }$ F. F3 Z( U
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Face green green臉青青 。 - l% ~% i0 O) t; s
6 R! E+ B$ v0 y/ {7 Z* K"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 6 Q' X8 T, h( }0 V/ F2 Q
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 . n2 w; q: t% e [- d
8 F5 R/ c1 _4 E# IYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 " @5 z, M' t1 {1 n
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 5 W" @& P& ^8 B, ^2 C1 \4 E
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 3 a9 y' y5 ~7 X: Y% ~4 L
- |6 X. R" c% @$ APeople mountain people sea人山人海。 4 ?) A" A4 Z+ {' e" a/ p
4 N& H3 v) N9 K2 T2 hAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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. F( e& E( y' F. y4 ?$ [Eat banana食蕉 7 R; |/ d; w9 ], `* N
, J7 j1 i5 h5 H$ K, wYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 # \% `, W8 A" ], n; G" y0 H
0 y7 y$ I7 u6 m4 zHow senior are you?你算老幾? p2 `; u' i1 z2 W5 n
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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, D/ f9 L6 x2 CWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ) ]( U9 E* M9 T- g) e! b# R& t2 t
2 T! `' P1 I( M9 C, {2 jDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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e! V' {: o) ~7 |, h: Y5 tDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 2 u* ^/ U4 K3 B o9 b& u. b5 f
0 o0 H3 ]. r8 QWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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6 q1 O- v* U n) D# b- jCut girl 界女 * W& v- R7 Y0 V
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 : H5 I0 A5 m2 i7 E8 S9 \
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ . a% c b! J" M; f: }0 F1 B
/ V: q$ A- i8 }6 p. LCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ " e; i% q8 C, t7 ]5 ?; A' R
& g# L7 A$ K! x- I9 u# Y# DDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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- o- A* x- |. W. hLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ! P2 a# [1 v5 W G: A
7 {% W( f+ h6 ~" R1 W0 f, KAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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s* L! o- s# G* GHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 9 k: }8 x; p0 b- z9 P" z( K9 N+ G% v
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 4 \; v& \ J# Z+ g L- _0 a
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ , v' J+ e4 j2 v: l
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Eight woman八婆 : [& C. L9 x/ @
# S# r- m+ M/ I8 oEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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z2 N0 f- a1 c1 A4 bKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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4 Y# k8 N) }2 d+ VToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ ; R# T) a0 u$ y# s: B5 e
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 : e7 f# Y q! Z7 h3 B
5 m+ ~9 j6 ]! M' r. N& nI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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0 }" i$ ^) ]1 n. Q) ~A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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[ e5 H6 I) N4 s0 FTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ % Z: N2 r! Z% ^' ~ n) j( s$ X
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 , K9 N* T( U2 d1 n6 q8 |0 x
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ' ~8 O9 c! @9 C- ]" i* k, S
' g7 v" m+ ~9 AA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 . Q4 O8 E' U! P# t4 ]; o1 W
9 p5 i! E, k- }3 S H) K! ~5 r& ?A dragon service.一條龍服務 5 g' d3 P" H- x4 }% B
2 j7 ~& F$ s- V N' W6 |Hold hold water.楂楂水
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: z) z% {" r! M& Z% P& sPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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