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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  * Z/ H2 A. u5 b/ a) _6 l
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 8 I2 p6 Y" D+ B( }, J Z
, {7 B6 a5 M: Q) |1 o0 b- MPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ; O. n" I6 ~ D6 n- R2 D$ z
: C5 H+ ~8 B# v0 v H9 R' z! a5 \You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 ' _0 [. a2 l6 |
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水$ y* g3 M6 c& ]. {
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 . _# z, X/ M& T* e# I
5 q! V' z7 e$ Q( e0 X* IBlow chicken吹雞 " \) t: z( ]- P- G. L
/ P, B- {4 Q0 b" @I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. . ~3 `9 z$ ^. z( `
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 # {6 \9 m4 s) D1 |# u7 x" Z
6 s1 Z( \ h0 E/ n" c+ Z5 BFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" - v/ D" v/ H5 ^. A j
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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7 S- G( z* \- ?: O% ]% ZYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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% f- r' m- Z9 }3 BYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 8 V3 d. m3 V0 i. s- {- j. S
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ) V* g5 T( }6 P0 q; O- F
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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8 F) h$ h0 V* gAre you road?你係唔係路呀? - y4 a1 C; N7 u' z* A$ u
& O* K" q- {" X9 bEat banana食蕉 & z, [: y4 C( a
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 # ~. n! _% x% @
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 1 v7 g0 {/ ]4 E/ H I6 i
% \/ f& I7 b7 vWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 5 C. n# Q4 b( q; P7 _& l
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? . b7 Z# h5 J. Z; r ^
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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: y8 k# K X9 {) L+ cZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 , L5 W* p9 k9 ]! y/ }* e5 n! P
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Do the world做世界 。 ! ~; a+ t" P+ X
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 9 L! Q3 v v: e( Y% L% V- |$ h
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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5 A+ C5 i. r$ P/ Q* A$ _3 RCut girl 界女 * i$ w$ b2 `2 Y
& u, w, a, Q& \6 [3 g& LThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 * C# s2 m2 z2 J! X
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! % _: h% I( G3 F: a1 e
3 Q) ?- Y3 m7 }# n4 E2 O. v9 WCollect father收爹 * q4 D8 I' A, J" k
& V( W. `! a6 ]8 |0 y! B' PYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! 2 k+ A: K. [$ c5 p6 m
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 $ [5 s7 R' t* w% u- A; ?; N
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 + w" W/ v* N! u/ R$ I: D
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 8 k8 q0 Q! ?& {9 B
# q3 K# ?3 P& G, D" eYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆 , b, Y* x9 `- h! A4 H) _9 O8 Q
3 J# [& e7 Z8 WEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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$ [; q1 \, P- z- C/ XBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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% Q- f; ~4 o/ w; y/ aI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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* @" l- }) C5 W; {I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ) B/ @/ o, ~! V& e* k& O& J: g5 K
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High hand.高手
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% X, r& M9 J4 ~1 Z. {* iA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 : m& P" q, P$ B/ a' }# l/ b& Q
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 $ s" ?9 N0 o) r4 A
' K- D+ s) g% @Good mother.好娘 5 R k3 r5 F6 V6 K+ F* Z3 E* ?& G
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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2 }6 p1 R2 g- S* HOld dot.老點 9 E2 L# ~8 [) w4 A0 l1 V0 N. J
/ g) h. R+ [ X+ OOne old water 一舊水 8 x" F& s' X2 e9 _5 Z* s$ O5 z
* e- Q( y7 \* B3 y s4 \' NWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? ' n \: k1 D: G3 [3 R
$ p2 v5 ]1 z2 T& a7 Z, j& pA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 2 `9 U6 G8 c# T* S; ^9 G; `
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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" m1 x& c- W6 A! o3 u: rMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 & P3 A: M4 l" W0 {
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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' r! |& ^: h+ R- E' R P( B* j7 zHold hold water.楂楂水 3 ? l+ r, i1 t/ }, D* W. x
* A" D( i+ R2 G0 j9 M" n: \Pump water.抽水 % {9 _1 y4 @' A7 a
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Two hit six.二打六 Q* _7 Y H4 ]
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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