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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  5 N8 W4 S7 m. p) [/ `- ]
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& M. `3 {6 H; ~" [0 g" K/ s7 BPiano piano green 琴琴青 9 A+ Y( T# [ o
8 U( T' | c0 {Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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1 B+ n0 {" |! MI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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" P+ y D, ~# A. R9 ]7 S' LI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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" F- |/ G7 c' I" J: [! ~. D$ r# |" tFish skin~魚皮 。 % ]' O' ?2 P$ W& `% }
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Fall on a street@@ 。 0 r7 q2 Z+ i! i) N. h8 ~0 i
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 8 r2 s$ l4 ~' C0 \
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Blow water吹水1 N# K: q6 O& p5 M4 _) w' p7 p
! D4 b) I1 y' U' _' k0 E# [6 pMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 - C1 Y \1 m& m8 ~6 _
3 a* K* F5 U( ~Blow chicken吹雞 , r- [3 F% h8 L& x1 ?3 }
1 v" l: U, @" n" M$ s3 W- h! gI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
: v6 ~2 e C* G& V: u我吹雞打你班友 。
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& |6 o) T4 T* F2 C$ | U$ l2 ~+ zStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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4 i2 D$ E& h& R" rFace green green臉青青 。 : `8 R* i0 v% D) b2 `
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
, L; H& y/ U9 z9 q3 x, ?# v3 K k點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 . C8 @0 ~& d2 _! G
8 _$ h4 ~6 g) u) I; |* wYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 1 r9 o) a; ~& P* ]
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 % e- M9 a u, o/ g1 w; ?) M
0 \ x2 }2 X" \9 xAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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4 o% u1 ~. z& a2 n* JYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 5 I1 V8 o9 a* r# _
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How senior are you?你算老幾? + O+ R$ [& L7 f# ]5 G x( y
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What the water are you?你係乜水? # J) H& g$ P. c8 f
I" a0 f* J( ]+ lWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 7 U9 z& W9 X, W, D& Q% D
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 9 }0 S! }1 r& r6 ^; }( c) Y
" d ~2 Y) {* o e1 P- fDo the world做世界 。 / P* z L4 ~3 [1 G6 s1 ?
% V9 H4 Y9 d4 }5 t+ H3 I% @9 N- ]; P7 _Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ' Y5 I1 N' \# w; Q# L
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 2 D2 h8 [# o8 ^! m
3 J8 P3 _; A6 ]Cut girl 界女
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- F" {' a8 r9 g+ C6 f. O7 h9 AThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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6 o/ `7 R' ]: }" jCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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2 Z9 t8 h" M- c. ^% f' |I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ; K+ Y# r8 ?; P* t
' T* Q2 ?9 x, V% zCollect father收爹 / Y2 z' A; b2 e3 w) C8 o9 b+ G
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 2 e, y2 w& M' K0 ^# _
& v @ e/ u: X: K/ ^$ m: t! A4 q' J' kLaugh die me.笑死我。 / ^8 h% _/ v& t7 Y, g# u
4 P' I" f I3 `# n9 d, Q" yYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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& N( g+ g* e' O kAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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; P* [+ V t$ XHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. : p- b+ B/ t. O+ A
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! . S7 ~ h# }- a! V8 R
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 3 C* d8 n4 `; J5 f" S
: U+ t, C7 M4 gKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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* ?. a- [1 c! T: ~0 |1 }! sToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 * \1 O0 V9 }; h/ Z' T
- x0 V2 t& K% [3 D4 m5 nI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 3 I( G/ B# o$ w7 q" G5 [
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% a. }& [) M8 ^6 `! H* P9 dA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 + Y) j* ~& w s
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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& d! a8 b) L6 P0 W3 IGood mother.好娘 ( \6 m$ y+ `% R9 y- N, @2 n+ P
. ]* e0 [/ K! | a8 ]" [% u4 ]You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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( k/ g9 O h& d: } b! W( \3 |Old dot.老點 , W( I5 D/ Z" K7 _
8 a& b8 D0 M% t# zOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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) b( m: ?. Z5 ?9 U- R1 h* ]( ~A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 - a! f) W# J) m7 x! ?; ~, b, H7 P
- ~9 i" e2 O3 B' ?Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 , V4 l# o- t( }4 D! G2 u% b
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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& H$ ?7 b9 J/ U, {Pump water.抽水 # Y6 J' X+ [ w! \" K" I
; D& x4 B& I! A2 C. } s! \9 x( }Two hit six.二打六 8 @% S5 x- @ X( q2 P
1 y8 j& n2 z4 c2 ZTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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