香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ) S- k; ]! @4 q  J4 z  m
甘多人死，唔见你死。 / Z6 ~5 ~' M" o( p* O( _
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
" C* @2 i  @2 q8 m6 l+ |5 y6 g你教我以后点出嚟行?
* k2 F9 l1 P" u/ H4 |3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. / V& _5 u1 Y! i, O
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 & @3 I. s# p7 j' Q
4 "I saw a pork chop"
% ~( ^) S& d9 }: |0 M, M我见到件猪扒啊。 * J8 p* S! h6 M
5 Are you road? # ?) u+ l2 |  g) ]4 c
你系咪路啊？ $ h$ h8 `+ k# t( B8 [$ c) c
6 What the water are you? 4 ]% z, P" @) m. q$ B9 x2 N
你系乜水啊？ # U. F; o7 M2 {8 V" d
7 Do you big me?
# g' T# D- `0 n3 X' ^) y你大我啊？ 0 M6 g& Y9 T, |) Q! S3 l) U
8 Zebra chops people.
. a8 k, O/ j: W6 P+ M* Z$ z1 j班马劈友。
. V4 {3 l9 f( o! ]' F3 s9 The king of the cutting girl. 4 Q6 p) d$ z  O" c( u/ O* i4 h
界女王。
6 n! t. j6 _+ p2 s1 D10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
( g8 f' u* u7 I& {/ a批我个头俾你当凳坐。
% l$ o. c7 C: H, F0 L  W  D11 Do you think me didn't arrive? + x) O6 \: J% N
你当我无到？
+ {" y: F5 M' |! y1 {! D12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
0 G+ y9 }- g# ~! X9 e" B/ ~你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
" E  X2 e/ O3 W. Y  o3 {  |' f13 Today I was very black son.
$ S& P, [3 P% V, r* ~6 H& o今日我好黑仔。
; B  L2 w' ?" D% v14 I am wearing grass.
5 Q4 r3 ]' G) }% J( c8 v我着紧草。
2 C/ Q' |+ A2 S" o4 `7 k- C15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 1 d/ W% P- {) g+ C& b: r
你未够班同我讲数！ . c. Q) G! v+ N) V& A3 X
16 Two beat six.
4 y/ V. x) n2 y" V- K7 }/ A二打六 # T: v: G" V- H$ u6 h1 X
17 Two five son.
9 x. [  K8 x  Q5 y% M; E5 C. B0 F二五仔
- X+ J* M( _! M" _18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 & f- \6 U/ u: K" H; W& [0 R: [8 Z
琴琴青
) O/ b% p5 A  I6 S( o+ p, a1 j" T19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 * }- J9 b1 N) P2 N2 ~
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
  Z* A' \% U. w; p20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
, t0 s9 }! \2 m. b: Q蠢蠢欲動 。 % }2 w% @1 S+ H6 k
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　   Q% h8 y) [1 d* ^! r$ M$ x+ G
人山人海 。
. t+ v1 k+ O$ S7 t" }7 \/ x& \22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
0 s: `# v+ d4 U6 m' n9 q) t你算老幾?
; t( J" L" k/ C! p! C" j23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 1 n/ z- U1 _( A0 U
你講乜鬼?
0 S! @& X+ x* P# V5 Z& Y" f; G; r# ^( F2 U24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
6 ?$ R) J& J  L0 ?5 R) b我驚你有牙！
" e; c/ _5 r& ^3 u& c* _25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 & H  c: x& p0 J- U6 h* F
心花怒放。   
- k. h) u6 y) M( r: p% i  S, WFish skin
% u  |9 k: h# `& A; G" o, S6 a鱼皮 。 ; r5 P9 t. L' _5 `6 c/ h. a8 g
Monster of blowing water. 2 R  Q' X( H: D1 ]# z# w6 A
吹水怪。
. |7 l1 J$ z" v2 n2 m1 jFace green green & R8 d( w2 s! s' v  R6 ?
面青青。
% n3 M  P$ U0 x* Q+ h% ?1 L) a% dYou see road carefully ! D, K8 f4 J4 Z8 _% \8 j. E8 N
你小心睇路 % n; w. M3 E6 U* s, b- R
You go to street carefully
  x' ~% D2 m+ c你出街小心D。 5 r5 d- U% c* O, J
Do the world ; r7 D5 z8 Q" Y) v9 l
做世界 。
9 s$ D+ _4 A4 ?2 z- P/ }5 ]Big tea rice
  \$ W, F3 p$ O& Q4 m; m! F3 ^大茶饭 。
2 n3 c- Z( |$ J$ c) XAmerican chinese not enough.
$ K7 W9 u* s9 ]; x美中不足。 - `/ u6 S0 p* l1 k* B( \
King eight egg.
3 n2 `0 K2 E) g  f! b0 j王八蛋 * C1 [! |" u! D2 i+ ~
High hand.
8 ?  S4 @4 Y4 Y- k: b! q: V6 v% S5 m高手 ' W/ @  T0 O7 A
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Old dot. 1 @7 \! L# m' M, ^4 O) R
老点 * i" g' W% s5 u( v
One old water / K- y9 p/ G( S# N5 w
一旧水 * I( d5 s/ T7 W# {
I know your mouse.
2 T  s  R! m& s  f我识你老鼠！ + n3 D6 a' ^3 {% H7 s% M
Measure water/Pound water.
6 \4 X7 S6 T$ I0 n磅水 $ F; E$ C- J. T$ d' H+ ~
A dragon service.
; T, c3 J2 _4 z& l; V一条龙服务
; p; i4 w' Z! m3 @Pump water.
5 b: d0 t+ R0 c. E5 w% @****
+ w8 z  u/ a% EI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. + d% h* c+ q* Y& b
我吹鸡打你班友。 ' A) F" Y, k- J/ y
You jump building.
6 b* l3 W0 A, P$ b- }你跳楼啦。 " h" R$ K$ T' j  d. F4 s# R
You come back home and eat banana $ H9 [+ }* X8 A$ f/ J/ [1 k2 J
你返屋企食蕉啦 3 x, h5 H& G* J  P' ^/ |  Q
I give you a hair.
3 O4 v8 T+ j* Q4 w* b我俾条毛你ar! $ _4 x/ q# @4 l
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Collect skin # a2 s8 o- \# n0 K- R  F; g! m
收皮
" X9 M8 U$ n; GCollect father
5 Y7 W) N2 e% ?8 u) I) {* V; U收爹
' C7 J' B$ U+ r# q* ^6 S+ pYou give me collect father. 0 a. f2 v- `6 T% U
你同我收爹！ ) U8 l, K9 _2 V/ k
Laugh die me.
& s' K! y* b  e) U3 f笑死我。 $ A  _4 P/ A; b: r
You give me stop.
/ K7 L7 F* \& r- o你同我企系度。 & {  N0 T! m5 _7 `4 \# `
Eight woman * ~& X1 E6 w- \3 C/ q: }
八婆
/ c: Z; c( [7 N  Z. ^" sEight woman,you are good! , J) m; V2 e! ^
八婆，你好o野!
  A- t7 q9 b" J; @What the spring do you do?
) D8 B" P$ O9 k你搞乜春啊?
, ?8 i% s' M( vA dog of eating dung % Y5 a+ n; R6 I- J- Z# }# P
食屎狗 8 n' i  ^! {% Z& `* A7 ?* f6 N
A ghost of ass 0 @8 S. K4 y% J* V/ R* [" O
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
& x, p' x# s4 Q4 Q: t都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......& o8 R9 t, ~1 N; r  @& j2 O
this is not hong kong style english.....% q5 ?; r% O: w7 F) }. p* f' [0 z
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
8 b! N6 _2 E$ u+ M' m% A. }  \( ji've already ban this shit...$ v4 N1 \& p  }, p. |. W( N7 X
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.