香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ' ^! Y! S7 l, x9 b' j
甘多人死，唔见你死。
$ w% ^( h4 r3 B9 e4 ^5 ~2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
& H, N" `/ r: E5 q你教我以后点出嚟行? 7 f% c6 U4 m7 N$ f8 v& w
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. % `6 o" X* I) y# Q
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
8 [  l* L; O* t4 "I saw a pork chop" * v* u1 c9 ]# t, G4 M2 U* j/ E  U
我见到件猪扒啊。
% {% \8 R1 r- y/ e; q5 Are you road?
7 U8 v/ \( R# N& C9 o7 z你系咪路啊？
: p3 t8 ~& n( ]6 What the water are you?
7 @' K) d* P7 W: R9 T7 Q你系乜水啊？
1 O+ ?7 f' J# k8 K! `9 q7 Do you big me? 8 X3 C" Z' a! t3 n7 e$ C
你大我啊？ + F, i5 O5 K6 [. G! B- Y& R( T2 @& W
8 Zebra chops people. . q; [( q; l+ j$ c# i. A1 Z
班马劈友。
7 k4 q4 J  N/ s! T7 a. i9 The king of the cutting girl. ' }2 f- ^  n1 E' \  |  y
界女王。
6 M8 t% {, v4 O3 O1 \5 w10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.   b7 t6 M+ m6 E% @! Z
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ; a: F5 k( @& l& V  A) y+ I
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
# y! `+ G: x7 O- U' {- i6 Z你当我无到？ $ \" T: o+ }, n
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 1 P' ~# H0 Z7 T8 I+ h/ A
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ( I% q* F$ ?% b0 y
13 Today I was very black son.
) D' ~7 M7 O" z; B# r今日我好黑仔。
3 @8 \, r: S+ H4 P2 I14 I am wearing grass. 9 g( t: W% M% a: v' c
我着紧草。 + S  i8 k- @7 v+ m& G; Y9 v+ z
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 3 L3 W! m9 g; M  V! w
你未够班同我讲数！
7 J: P! Q  V7 X# B' x* u16 Two beat six.
  ^  V/ a+ X$ x: C: i! f二打六
3 m8 V) D2 t0 [7 D+ I) X, V17 Two five son.
/ K$ [2 P9 n9 b" r9 r二五仔 4 p0 C* F" ?% \  B
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
6 S0 [2 k' ~, m5 Z% p7 O9 e琴琴青
5 h2 A0 B- [, Z19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 % h" r8 q1 X" x: J, j! |+ \' ^
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
& {: w, m+ Y5 i$ \5 R+ F20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
  Z. Z9 A$ ]5 Z" y9 g蠢蠢欲動 。 2 z3 e6 ?9 I( e2 |) {4 o9 g: P
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
# `! x! s8 j/ R9 ^( o; k人山人海 。
" K9 U0 I$ a- A22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ) Z* M4 |) t& ^! l1 {( O& {
你算老幾?
+ ~6 l* Q4 p1 n8 }* n5 @, `& J' o23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
, T9 G. ]7 t2 A你講乜鬼? ( Z! \2 N" d8 x+ v
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 9 ~8 h9 h& R/ G2 A
我驚你有牙！ 5 k, L+ f1 ~* }5 I3 e
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
; B+ s2 W! g3 o心花怒放。   
% X7 m+ V) g$ d$ G- ]5 j1 s, fFish skin 6 v9 x( k+ V8 X& e/ c
鱼皮 。 . a$ x6 H* c3 |
Monster of blowing water. : a; Z: c3 ?6 z; p
吹水怪。
5 l# a7 V+ Y: QFace green green % A7 M6 k. @2 o: n* G" t
面青青。 ; j: a1 `' Y: v. L% |- }" V
You see road carefully 1 J3 S2 v6 _. Q
你小心睇路 , Z' s9 A4 ]5 \& Z: u: S
You go to street carefully - V) v- |" A# i: r% V7 ]
你出街小心D。
' ]* g9 x# R" EDo the world 5 k& r( q+ C$ u5 T
做世界 。
7 s4 ~  \: {/ w" |/ ^3 z5 w& C7 [. wBig tea rice ( ~3 `' P7 q$ q! _7 ~& m
大茶饭 。 7 x4 o0 |, p- y: ^4 x; U  `) R
American chinese not enough. ; x. p1 n/ b4 T& u" k! b
美中不足。 3 s4 M4 G, p. k9 W3 p6 W8 q
King eight egg. 7 I' c! ^; h4 ~% |: F$ ~. h
王八蛋
3 g, [1 V+ k7 W8 ]2 uHigh hand.
. S1 z/ Q( E6 Q1 u" A4 S高手 . c9 M+ f* X1 ~- b" z0 Z8 e- h6 x

* }/ B7 c! V( f7 @( J6 }+ V1 k6 U; kOld dot. / l8 `8 `: L6 w+ I
老点 , `! s, Z7 o$ \- o
One old water 8 f" B! e9 E  D7 h  J2 O
一旧水
7 M' ~/ [; y& D7 tI know your mouse.
0 q; E8 o. O+ T: i我识你老鼠！ 2 I& r0 N7 {7 I9 c# y8 O3 H
Measure water/Pound water.
  [; P4 D+ E0 y+ [* u$ t磅水
: ?  y8 ^: \7 R9 l( g2 _0 fA dragon service. 6 z8 t/ @7 X+ g% T) M* I6 N
一条龙服务
' ^7 y; j$ T6 N! P4 e6 ~Pump water. 4 w% ?. B( u% o5 O4 |! }0 a7 U- j
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, c. m$ R. Q5 G& sI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 1 F. R* b" P  D: g! A
我吹鸡打你班友。
1 F- y" q1 q5 }6 SYou jump building.
+ y  y0 {; A4 E/ [& I5 t- p7 E你跳楼啦。
, X# f0 h8 U9 M9 Z3 uYou come back home and eat banana 6 l2 Z; O4 i5 W+ F' p4 Z. u9 c; p! H
你返屋企食蕉啦 0 b4 Z+ \6 ]% O% f- f6 J9 s' E
I give you a hair.
' g3 s; i9 t2 s4 Y# G+ C* U+ J我俾条毛你ar! . I. P6 z' d+ K& i, Y
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Collect skin / S/ l% A) U, N* S0 ~
收皮
% {5 }1 D5 r* m9 ]Collect father $ E4 d: r7 {5 c. Z" F8 |( y) U7 g) l
收爹 ( _6 u' R/ b; @, G- o; X
You give me collect father.
/ W4 Z: J* v* x, u& Q你同我收爹！ # ]' K" r+ U! C5 c8 ]  S: s
Laugh die me. : L, Y8 F2 i& j
笑死我。
$ ?% q0 }+ A9 xYou give me stop.
( {2 j" n& A+ z* C3 F+ r你同我企系度。 * }3 p' l0 _! k: ^3 W6 U
Eight woman 3 h/ i3 o! n. l! d' K
八婆 5 b* h/ }; n3 I+ m
Eight woman,you are good! ; D( H" P0 _) k4 H, |+ F
八婆，你好o野! 0 q1 {% k2 ^! P, _+ y
What the spring do you do?
' H, z9 V3 ?% _! o你搞乜春啊? # D" R3 K: E3 \( m6 P: L
A dog of eating dung
; S( {# ]" {  a1 b食屎狗
& F' T$ u! I  Y" n8 qA ghost of ass
& D4 K" U4 H( U) j屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....2 ]6 Q7 \$ y2 U4 G
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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/ I7 Q+ [. k1 J6 ]5 Ototally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......* L/ W; L+ a4 J% w* @
this is not hong kong style english.....
0 A+ t8 k- |5 C# ]0 Cthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
$ Q* c7 I0 z/ u( P* {i've already ban this shit...8 O5 `% m0 t0 {: g
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.