香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. & _4 e# O- r* S, w
甘多人死，唔见你死。 ! B" ~% Z/ L: L" p8 }" r
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
2 t& |6 Y1 G& Y' ~- R$ U, V* p) A0 i你教我以后点出嚟行? 6 k5 _6 o' a2 ^" M4 V0 Z
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 8 Z% [0 r; {! d0 J4 Y8 ?
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 % E7 p* }8 \4 S4 r
4 "I saw a pork chop"
6 g2 o7 }, ]6 x7 ^( O我见到件猪扒啊。 % u$ H$ \% [3 E9 c; ~6 X
5 Are you road? / S, S2 v$ q$ Q, t( E
你系咪路啊？ * n# k4 H+ e! v2 M
6 What the water are you?
2 @5 k/ L. r7 `) q4 A$ ^- `* x你系乜水啊？
9 b" K  Q6 b, ?/ ]7 Do you big me?
0 x1 U# d. q+ x* R; G你大我啊？   N- h' o+ X! Q9 @3 z* n
8 Zebra chops people. $ b- {( W* X0 z# a
班马劈友。
+ M5 c  ~6 F+ I% j9 The king of the cutting girl. 8 N$ w3 `2 V) ]  o2 `: `! F
界女王。 / b9 c& u: a$ V. G" O. i+ }
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
3 W( ]5 s0 A; I/ d( D+ b6 q- @批我个头俾你当凳坐。 : f" t" @. l% }- k. u
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
$ @2 D  h' l4 r8 m你当我无到？
) W# V6 h& I1 Y5 N6 V& y12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
' r" O7 E9 w% }3 _7 N你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
; n9 O  @; ]4 Y& p/ {13 Today I was very black son.
& ]3 v0 s+ n& q/ ~2 L今日我好黑仔。 ! s. i0 R1 {& m7 Q. K
14 I am wearing grass.
7 z5 ^: U4 O5 f: C我着紧草。
3 Y- v6 Z; z* r15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ( w9 N" U, Y! N2 e
你未够班同我讲数！
: h4 y3 l0 }; Y16 Two beat six.
0 k/ a7 ^4 }. d# d二打六
; t" e; m2 v% h& ]9 c3 N% A17 Two five son.
( a  ~2 d; H! Y1 T8 k2 M6 g5 R. E二五仔 * j- u: u8 j; Y7 B
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 8 R$ e6 j) d6 n5 L8 R3 T9 u
琴琴青
# v3 t5 H  @7 {; [; H8 b9 |19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
& }: P8 ~# ]4 x! _我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ) c( O! y' y  m' R* u( z
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ) C$ n6 U: q+ T; Z, L
蠢蠢欲動 。
% Y) @8 R+ W. ?( s21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
# r2 k1 O) Q+ b- F; z4 p人山人海 。 3 L$ j4 w. k+ D, ?; c* r
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 " L& D  K- v  Y: C- {
你算老幾?
  g8 q+ e' q: G! n( |23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 % h" S/ Y* c1 L) |  m
你講乜鬼?
4 }, b- f( m/ y% T( }/ X3 m24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 4 e9 l0 T4 M$ C9 R; s
我驚你有牙！
$ h+ X3 G" k! y& ?8 ?- p0 g0 m1 o25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
% E. q1 c6 {$ h$ ]4 l心花怒放。   # r, }% }' [8 B/ B! m# I2 w+ A3 R
Fish skin ( ~, P% `$ ~0 K# U7 w; Y# K
鱼皮 。
. ^; N' @+ Z7 h: HMonster of blowing water.
/ E) ^& p" f! Z; V吹水怪。 & ]. k* x: F$ T0 s3 |4 E
Face green green 0 C+ C- Y. A" @1 l( t
面青青。 7 Y! C1 H, m) h' c- d/ A
You see road carefully
1 m+ j$ k+ Z: {4 o( D9 L5 o. @  ]你小心睇路
% Y  W# _. E& NYou go to street carefully + o) j5 `  J6 Y3 k( ?
你出街小心D。
4 ^1 A' v  ^! \! e3 P: i3 qDo the world
% j  h* n$ h+ c' {- k做世界 。
; O% c& p+ M( j$ `6 s) S  l  u* y3 IBig tea rice
' j+ ~- I& e  X& e大茶饭 。
9 m5 n/ ]( G$ f2 t; c4 oAmerican chinese not enough.
! a. o$ W* Z/ Z1 H8 Y美中不足。
! Q0 s" m/ o6 z3 jKing eight egg. ( P- y; `2 R- M, E3 B- N3 d& p
王八蛋 7 k( T. `7 J3 S9 D- e
High hand. / l6 R4 h5 H$ h- `  q' k
高手
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2 y) j+ A% C6 `. IOld dot. ! \2 v( N9 F  H* T) t$ u
老点
& P) W, D# l3 z/ nOne old water 4 v* q) [9 s- H
一旧水 ! s- I) c, m$ ~6 T9 {5 `/ V
I know your mouse. / L9 S3 N& R8 \. O0 d
我识你老鼠！
- L) T1 W' e% _/ F3 v8 ?9 jMeasure water/Pound water.
! j0 A; U* Q4 k; C) H+ u磅水
  v1 T7 C( ]' `+ MA dragon service.
% r5 K* b, a: R- G9 a3 ~一条龙服务
, ^6 _  b# d0 D6 u2 P+ ZPump water.   R8 \1 l/ W5 H( d
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# m' P- B$ ~4 g# y1 I9 @I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. # M+ K2 O" k( x! p' n5 _/ l
我吹鸡打你班友。
' E# K; q' s; |; b' w3 _You jump building.
/ X3 ?* T! l* O  {7 `你跳楼啦。 3 N& i8 K2 e( f% h$ b9 K
You come back home and eat banana 5 D6 `) {7 v* f$ T- ?" t
你返屋企食蕉啦 ( n3 `* X# S& c% [
I give you a hair.
  T  r" V# k! x我俾条毛你ar!
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6 e2 ~" c7 K; o0 I2 w6 q6 M9 DCollect skin 7 z: L9 @3 y* J' ?2 U
收皮
4 l9 U( ~* d$ y  p$ ^7 N% @6 v% E2 yCollect father
  c: [- }) h0 \6 u% g收爹 + F5 o4 \0 ?6 f, v& I
You give me collect father.
4 o) ]( [8 n' O你同我收爹！ 3 ], }4 h$ k3 b6 j. F
Laugh die me. % _' o' O! x% E$ s+ E. [! C) w
笑死我。 * v. v+ }7 V! q
You give me stop. - d2 N1 h3 Y9 Z' G3 S
你同我企系度。
0 J$ p8 I& i" X9 o6 `5 o; H% \Eight woman " m/ x+ A( Q( j+ J
八婆 * }/ ~1 P$ c0 o/ i( s% D
Eight woman,you are good!
  D1 v: g8 V, A/ g八婆，你好o野!
7 J; M- H& ?8 W" b: @What the spring do you do?
8 W. |" ?" D( C9 F. d你搞乜春啊?
  `0 l! j) n5 }7 W( z3 rA dog of eating dung
1 o& L( a! m$ {' d( g3 t& C食屎狗
+ S" d4 p9 p1 P) TA ghost of ass
/ L3 S& X5 Y+ b4 c$ a7 o屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
) k6 A& h0 x$ ^7 c! \% L# C都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......' M2 Z( V. _9 m% k4 `2 v
this is not hong kong style english.....6 I3 f* n- S4 X+ G* U% R* U' R. Y1 `
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....- ^# U: J1 U, R# T& ~' D3 U* [
i've already ban this shit...
$ u. h: A- ~* G/ L* V: kdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.