香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
! Z% W9 a  ]2 g9 y甘多人死，唔见你死。 9 X& S' `0 ^) \
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
, {$ E( `- t9 |( h/ [4 ?你教我以后点出嚟行?
: k9 ?  c: O7 ?4 r( l! ~3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 6 P( F! g2 X; j/ E
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 $ v& I! t* j- a# [! t3 h6 y* v9 C  G
4 "I saw a pork chop"
3 x$ K; o$ m! J; J9 ^& P我见到件猪扒啊。 : T$ g8 K7 d6 W, X3 e
5 Are you road?
& W( ]' m) j4 [  b- ~* N你系咪路啊？
" I" A5 s# s' G4 `: V2 N7 h6 What the water are you? 5 F2 h: Q& U1 ]
你系乜水啊？
0 [1 f) ]$ Q* e; W4 f7 Do you big me?
7 k& ~2 N. K% R8 g7 L; ~" ?你大我啊？ " I5 U/ l5 j' M' ?/ a; u
8 Zebra chops people.
3 D0 ]! Y) r1 R' x班马劈友。
4 S* Q% k3 v8 G% C+ K3 a, g9 The king of the cutting girl. 7 }3 U; J8 p. i' A, f5 n
界女王。
. ^: s, H' G+ O/ |10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
! {7 ]5 g" k* v* m批我个头俾你当凳坐。
9 `! j3 C8 x: B4 k, D/ ?5 ^11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 0 y  h  `8 [3 W8 Z' Z
你当我无到？ ) W, g% ^( t# v* O  U: k* E3 y5 m! P
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
  C( X* ?, g4 E$ `2 V你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 5 d6 x1 c8 F  V1 Q/ b! q; q. F9 v
13 Today I was very black son. 3 J  j. d2 m% D) M8 o2 [6 R
今日我好黑仔。
4 `- o# h3 {; a  \* e0 M14 I am wearing grass. ( N' h6 W5 U) F& M) _
我着紧草。 - h! O( C; m* g0 M
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
2 B$ `  V! s1 |) w- p你未够班同我讲数！ % y3 m) W( S8 g1 ^8 b2 @$ e# X
16 Two beat six.
5 [. w4 U7 e' X) F  I3 U. t8 H二打六
: p- c4 }) a$ g4 [7 F( M6 d17 Two five son.
$ X& }% O" G1 O9 J% E6 v. \二五仔
, i) b' w" E- y" m18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 . k2 b  P$ b1 `  S
琴琴青
8 ^3 z* e7 E: z3 E19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ( K% D( j, c- r+ n
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
2 Y: T, y  W: \20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
4 @3 Z5 K5 I+ d5 X4 o" k4 ~6 ?蠢蠢欲動 。 7 J- {/ P% n8 W8 W
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 * v: F( [/ j% L; E, _- e' U
人山人海 。 9 D8 s5 x0 W% R1 j( I9 V
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ; j/ e7 a! ?! V' ]$ b
你算老幾? 0 k- V) N. @/ R5 W( N
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
" Y- N% N) X) p6 I) H5 s: a你講乜鬼? 6 S# \5 a7 R) x, @* M5 K8 L  v
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
$ Q7 ^4 T# Q' k我驚你有牙！
6 @- H/ R  g" U8 E25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 8 K4 x) I3 c% j0 N$ W+ z/ f1 O- B
心花怒放。   ( m4 m# p1 J2 }- V
Fish skin % }% O9 ~9 t# Q2 Z+ R1 B
鱼皮 。
5 T, L. q3 W9 N# T* KMonster of blowing water. 7 B; F7 c; I$ Z9 |! e# r  {
吹水怪。 ( x9 D5 ~4 Q5 p! |$ V3 K
Face green green $ {4 `# r- ^* V* {0 h0 V8 k0 ~
面青青。
) K/ o9 v/ q( ]4 E- p+ t. OYou see road carefully
' v  M" T9 O2 G) o" `% A你小心睇路
3 T+ Y8 R) U7 `7 p5 eYou go to street carefully & a* ]$ y6 j( H# K
你出街小心D。 + g% P) F% B" W' O+ A
Do the world
# w: H7 f* x2 }' Q+ i5 {做世界 。 4 d' O3 k& g. v1 x& p4 K
Big tea rice
, E2 N  @$ L  W' n5 W& J/ H3 r: I大茶饭 。 8 }% b  G; h) y+ R5 v1 }
American chinese not enough.
7 m! H& J. t& q* K# k0 ]* U美中不足。 ; s; W$ t+ {, o, ?. [
King eight egg.
/ @! o  h5 y& ?( t' P  K王八蛋 $ c' M1 s% L; o, X1 Q
High hand. 4 n  A1 w) `2 ?/ v" t
高手
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Old dot. ! J2 o4 |2 B6 G: ^5 |8 X- x
老点 8 W7 D5 c3 X. b9 k  @
One old water . o3 {# N+ v1 y; L3 x
一旧水 ; v3 o% A: U8 E, i
I know your mouse.
  w4 F1 k6 G% [# D7 J7 r我识你老鼠！
5 |' `% j3 A0 q  G7 t6 ?' oMeasure water/Pound water. 6 V$ U! `* _8 a3 o
磅水
9 p8 ^9 P8 i& O. k' q8 s; w+ }0 Q* KA dragon service.
' x$ @* ^) E3 u$ b. `4 y* V% m一条龙服务 0 z9 S; [6 y3 V* @% s
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
1 [# g( u4 W& {+ S% E我吹鸡打你班友。
" ?' C' m; C4 g; E5 I" K% n; uYou jump building. : \7 k1 e6 c" K
你跳楼啦。 2 Y3 {/ |6 G  ^  {6 T
You come back home and eat banana & \( M5 y5 C0 d: ^4 {+ u
你返屋企食蕉啦 - T7 j7 [) ^2 R$ q1 J
I give you a hair. : ~* z! e7 y, k+ j  w- @& j
我俾条毛你ar!
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/ d5 D, T( z) p- ]6 \. c0 p; ICollect skin
4 {; i( k$ G4 E% D9 R3 n) S; n收皮
. G0 U4 o) `4 H: u6 y: H* JCollect father # q0 a& X, G) }! ^
收爹 ) Y9 s% }: f0 x/ j8 w$ J
You give me collect father.
3 ?4 Z% p4 S; G( H: }8 f3 i& u你同我收爹！ 0 P, D; E' `6 l3 h
Laugh die me.
% I+ \. s. x5 U# I3 f笑死我。 ' E7 z6 ?& A9 W  [& `
You give me stop.   {0 X7 J8 H/ N
你同我企系度。
6 ~2 N1 @/ D! ]5 l1 s7 W6 U2 Y' MEight woman
& F" \2 M; B- N" D7 l/ [八婆 0 j0 l6 X* U: k' r# u0 q
Eight woman,you are good! 1 Z5 U1 L. L, \1 [. ~# I9 Z0 s, r
八婆，你好o野! $ C5 T- y6 M5 J# V0 M
What the spring do you do? $ m( h2 [: |3 k, A8 t
你搞乜春啊? / R  _8 s; ~# j9 ~
A dog of eating dung , z5 v" }$ V# _
食屎狗 ) @' W* a% N: ]) d8 Y0 }
A ghost of ass 3 X4 T0 a# b* K
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
1 v; D0 [: A, Y, u7 N  G+ C( d都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......$ v$ X5 R0 z4 \# k$ C3 R
this is not hong kong style english.....' R! o% s# c$ m( P: @. w8 D2 V
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語....., e: W" l' P/ e! u
i've already ban this shit...
6 M7 I/ Z( `% _: ^don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.