香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 2 \7 c, F) ^4 V$ Y& G% ^  w8 \
甘多人死，唔见你死。 . c. S; ]+ T; L8 G& v
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
5 s9 v2 F; G$ g  q8 _你教我以后点出嚟行?
, i: u/ H# x& ^) K3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. & Y& w# F: M3 p- H
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
1 j5 K! `# M# W5 k, ]4 "I saw a pork chop"
+ B3 x" x) h# [# X我见到件猪扒啊。 . v$ Q3 \3 }/ v5 r7 v* e
5 Are you road? / F( e' f- Q6 z
你系咪路啊？
% {" S. m, g( v0 c0 l0 w8 a& \6 What the water are you? 9 {  B, q: R  R' ?+ @$ ]1 h( s
你系乜水啊？ ! B7 O3 x) ~; T7 ?+ K
7 Do you big me? 5 R* R: z' v$ [# c# ^8 L
你大我啊？ ( E+ |) v7 o2 c0 _
8 Zebra chops people. " M2 w1 c* P; {
班马劈友。 * z. q( u5 w+ W) Q
9 The king of the cutting girl. $ k6 y) A4 u/ u: q/ ?# Y" z
界女王。 * \/ i5 X! l0 V0 B0 f
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
7 l( S9 z) }# {批我个头俾你当凳坐。 9 x* g  ~. T0 P! p$ m* h
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
! ]- l! I1 V! l9 q3 s1 m! l) ?- ]你当我无到？
7 H- i. n. W3 q6 o3 @12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. " s" p) D, _* \; m" `& r: E0 v2 @
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
7 w2 w, f8 |6 j' M$ Y' b13 Today I was very black son.
; R! Y% B: ^( |- F2 P今日我好黑仔。
4 t$ i8 T) b1 y14 I am wearing grass. & Q1 M, X4 [* G; D+ d
我着紧草。 $ l8 |6 v* A# {# V( _2 T
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! * A* P2 p4 m: F1 k; [9 V4 e* ~$ N
你未够班同我讲数！ , x2 |9 b, h0 b+ O
16 Two beat six. 8 s) r+ N" @% ?6 l8 T& B
二打六
6 e) M1 t" S( K. M* ?  N7 U17 Two five son.
0 f/ g6 g7 z0 x二五仔 : H, ~* ?) Q- L
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
6 _( a* j3 X) |3 t; A  J4 D* |琴琴青 ' ?' ^/ N( z  ~  O% Q" o
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
' b& n# c0 }6 Y5 L7 R我俾D顏色你睇睇！ & [' }2 |5 C, U
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 1 y- N1 _- j  w- N
蠢蠢欲動 。
. Y& J* ~9 h2 [4 @( M5 s21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
6 O* s* M, ]' f6 l人山人海 。
2 P( p. c6 z. T22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
2 G+ G9 }4 Y! b( I* i1 A你算老幾?
4 t/ e* x  a9 G  k0 s9 k23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 1 u' a2 ?% D, F$ f) u
你講乜鬼? 6 m% k4 t2 N/ l1 E6 Z. |
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 * Z$ h9 A1 _6 ?
我驚你有牙！
3 c3 F' a% r2 n25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 / _3 v8 q. t, i" L+ t0 H
心花怒放。   
: W0 G  a. C; B. sFish skin
) `# L2 L1 g4 {8 }' T5 I7 o" e5 I7 n; q! _鱼皮 。
& H7 L9 n9 A- w& N( R# CMonster of blowing water. # \: D# ]2 P& Q1 i; J. ?9 H" t8 W
吹水怪。 ) n% T! g5 b% [* G6 O9 D
Face green green
& Y3 f" \2 u8 A% l* T. ^6 x面青青。 : z" d: ^; z  S8 E, r& Q7 i
You see road carefully : Y5 V5 N( k! A
你小心睇路
+ Z+ f2 \# z, z) [, [You go to street carefully
0 b7 Z+ l/ C: M你出街小心D。 ' I$ K6 V; [! d- e- L
Do the world
2 H: \  n4 j9 I' m$ u+ E做世界 。 ! N0 e8 J/ d! K- K; D: L" v. ]
Big tea rice % Q; @( s: w1 k( s8 E* |
大茶饭 。 * w# P4 E% h7 W( Y; _
American chinese not enough. # u  q7 g7 G" r9 Q
美中不足。 % |# m% n; v& j2 s
King eight egg.
- G2 R2 H1 I& w王八蛋
9 {6 P2 ^9 M# p- u7 FHigh hand.
9 ]: N; {0 e* ^4 k$ C1 A高手 - W- \% j9 n$ R" W! C

3 r. P6 g1 j1 \0 P- {+ sOld dot. " j" v8 s  x5 }" k: L
老点
7 @. |* F1 T; P6 F2 L3 pOne old water
3 D, w4 K' {( K; H/ K! }一旧水
6 _8 c( K  g% aI know your mouse. . R  l- F* l2 `/ y
我识你老鼠！
6 k7 r1 B  R/ r+ e% t% pMeasure water/Pound water. 0 N- X1 P: A7 h( b: p9 w
磅水   q: R# k1 O) G+ |% Q
A dragon service.
1 b- s8 H8 C2 f( j一条龙服务
: O( u5 n, o+ w; W8 x! O  b! KPump water. ; Q( a3 A9 W/ ^4 C  e$ h
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ( @2 ^5 y7 x7 Z' ?4 X- [7 ]
我吹鸡打你班友。 $ {# y  _+ Y6 U" I8 z0 @% e) n
You jump building.
8 F) f9 o/ e8 ^- k0 Y$ h8 c: |你跳楼啦。 + r5 }# @+ }  j& n
You come back home and eat banana $ i: J, N3 v( P% x4 E
你返屋企食蕉啦
  l- ?6 l6 L1 d2 \% b0 p' _' n5 _I give you a hair. 5 y1 u; N- B+ q
我俾条毛你ar!
$ Y5 d/ O9 O2 }2 G* V8 `4 A- Y$ Z, [) ~' W" }
Collect skin " e1 L% _; {. f$ [
收皮
- l, a8 M6 ~( QCollect father " B8 I9 G3 E) j7 F4 J0 Y7 G3 q
收爹 2 ~  ]" V' @6 x$ l* D
You give me collect father. 8 U5 `/ k; s# ?4 R; \& w
你同我收爹！
1 s! }1 {% x6 m0 W) m3 s3 KLaugh die me. # ^# ~% {  ~  f3 T
笑死我。
1 ^7 _% ]9 ^) g2 g* R0 JYou give me stop. 0 @! J8 A7 V) I) {% }9 X
你同我企系度。 8 V) y/ L8 P0 m  r4 f1 k  w! X
Eight woman
* e' k: e( P* {* e八婆 % f9 x$ B/ \6 x4 k9 \3 I  G4 a9 h0 P+ E
Eight woman,you are good!   y. y0 i9 z3 n" H- ~* [
八婆，你好o野!
; k  O7 Q+ V0 `# l. Z1 IWhat the spring do you do?
- n! u4 G& O' \你搞乜春啊?
) @7 R5 i* }! }1 ^" ZA dog of eating dung : A' O  c; P: R: {
食屎狗
/ [9 k$ C. L& _" P( v, E' lA ghost of ass " ]; Z) \8 a( @- b! W4 W! g2 o
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....$ s( J( G& t4 I2 u8 x
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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- T% A& O) ?- n- h$ Ztotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......3 p2 m% V3 ~7 [) d( o; ?
this is not hong kong style english.....
5 S  p8 U! R1 A* V) wthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
2 h. p8 m8 Y5 S; `! Li've already ban this shit...% k+ O" E1 w+ D
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.