香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
0 Y% O7 Z. |2 T' [8 A; R: M甘多人死，唔见你死。 0 P( i+ y0 t2 S' D6 m5 N
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? / d$ r# F# v* p6 o2 U2 f; k
你教我以后点出嚟行? 1 h( c  [, i( \8 }" O& v6 b. g
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. * X  E4 F( Y% y" x
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
: {" x8 _7 V& y; q1 \4 "I saw a pork chop" % u0 ^6 v' W% y2 Q  R8 ?' {. Z
我见到件猪扒啊。
6 [2 n9 I6 n5 |; x0 L0 X" [5 Are you road?
- L  s" F2 o! c& z你系咪路啊？ , Q7 e" {$ R8 |% E5 ?0 y' Z# \
6 What the water are you?
/ W: y/ x2 `; W4 a% i  I' z你系乜水啊？
- I; }# B% U2 ~7 Do you big me? 6 T/ `& ]" [# t3 N1 V8 ?
你大我啊？
9 Q. T5 Y) C8 V/ ?) n8 Zebra chops people.
: v4 B, S$ }& U. s- ]班马劈友。
+ m! W" @% |! B/ e) R1 N9 The king of the cutting girl.
: b9 Q( K7 k4 w3 L- q% H4 G, j界女王。
0 ?% C1 B, K' g  ~& l# s/ S10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 4 A3 b5 p5 G  }/ k2 l
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 5 \! T/ A+ X- o  T% ~
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
1 [$ [; ^. E6 J( R' j0 I你当我无到？
4 C) i" v( ?/ f  W) l7 Q1 z5 W1 V12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 2 q9 E( v. }: h/ v; P
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
5 m. x$ H7 G2 Y+ I* l4 `' F9 N13 Today I was very black son.   K- {. h0 [! a6 j1 [: q3 a  A
今日我好黑仔。 & {1 `$ O/ O! a4 U* B
14 I am wearing grass.   D2 b3 O) Z4 J  g& |6 Y4 E
我着紧草。
& b9 g4 ?* S2 A, `5 m15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! $ W; w2 |5 i9 C. }4 J) d
你未够班同我讲数！
% o  R" n& O6 f- ?3 S! Z9 ~, A16 Two beat six. 9 P6 V  f( S; m; h. j7 D
二打六 2 v2 p' s9 u( l* x; T2 `
17 Two five son. : G( `& n8 n4 \
二五仔 ( H1 G( D" }! \
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
- g* p1 W7 ?3 s琴琴青
4 p, K# `2 I% P5 V9 J- w4 O3 E19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
3 i9 c! U( V/ x' M( A( L我俾D顏色你睇睇！
8 M9 W1 f5 G1 l) B3 @20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
- U& \/ o2 D  z& }$ l蠢蠢欲動 。 0 r, J1 f# q7 k4 b" c* Y
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
7 Q2 q7 s# H3 U& O4 `5 o! d人山人海 。 . L" M4 l5 E6 K7 p) i
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 8 f. b. @. Z6 ]8 j2 I# t
你算老幾?
3 W& i+ f+ N$ d8 R2 x23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ) |, |9 L2 v2 l- w% y" F2 o% M
你講乜鬼?
" I8 n; Y, R4 ^7 k3 l24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
% I8 N% U8 D" ]# ?' L( l) i& R7 I我驚你有牙！
! ?* R+ k& [% Z% w" t8 s9 H. t+ n25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
( m& J' _5 S- q9 ^2 F9 ]9 }心花怒放。   
5 R3 E9 e1 |# A6 G6 G% X: v: yFish skin 9 D1 r; M/ ^. P; G2 A+ Y' G
鱼皮 。
1 o% e1 w. V0 @9 {; b' w* MMonster of blowing water.
6 E' b! n( c& ~8 W. W# `吹水怪。
5 k) ?$ e5 Z' x  J  lFace green green : B) ?8 z5 b" O
面青青。 2 j" O; G2 ^! I. g* _0 b& Z( s
You see road carefully
( ^  D6 z( n2 B4 ?( m; _你小心睇路
2 n1 J3 M0 u# A( {; @; Q4 qYou go to street carefully
- L* n) `% i4 h9 X, R+ k/ ^你出街小心D。 " V- L7 l9 z* b( R0 |$ z) B7 F
Do the world 1 ^( X& A% b2 x# C3 n
做世界 。 ' o& j; x7 o* v6 o& h% ~9 i
Big tea rice - ~! B/ \( Y0 u, a/ [! b
大茶饭 。
8 ^; w7 v& ?5 W' A% A) JAmerican chinese not enough.
0 J, @$ Y- D8 H4 j# ~0 D美中不足。 : \+ h- P' g  i6 H5 J' {! |' ?0 \
King eight egg. 9 L% G9 w/ ^4 T+ a% n0 Z3 P7 q
王八蛋 ( _% J3 S- r* e) Y4 [0 A3 W4 [8 o; E
High hand. ; Q0 \% g; s4 h  W
高手 : R: [/ s7 H  _
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Old dot.
: ~7 p2 i( g( K老点 2 J: T2 ^$ j7 c; h5 _
One old water % f1 B# S' C* b! B# R
一旧水
1 q, S5 A6 M+ k" x) |! ]4 t  BI know your mouse.
: Z6 S/ z1 S) |6 f我识你老鼠！ 2 D4 j- H3 S+ u' G3 o+ ]
Measure water/Pound water. ! ^; H. k' j! p! m
磅水 + r) g: l5 e% c9 T4 b
A dragon service.
8 N7 X+ K( _# f, H0 B3 c  v一条龙服务 2 Z% S" i' V2 \- M( @! ]
Pump water. 7 U. j6 S# a+ r6 n' ?: X9 W5 a2 x
**** ; l5 I( k  Q/ [! d2 }2 [
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 3 {% A8 c. R0 A
我吹鸡打你班友。 5 \* ~7 q, ~/ |6 ~, F
You jump building. 7 [* e/ `: [9 r2 A) h3 I! L! p
你跳楼啦。 7 Z1 y2 V5 G" s" j
You come back home and eat banana . [+ r3 Z1 }. t8 a7 I: ^; d
你返屋企食蕉啦
0 a* g' d, f, f/ ^  p  iI give you a hair. / B, M1 S* @6 f  {/ F
我俾条毛你ar! 5 O3 d' F: k) ~" O1 {
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Collect skin * `( g. V- t+ V, V: R8 ^
收皮   N4 o' d1 e& k" U! F; H2 `
Collect father , ?8 g5 f; y! y6 n
收爹 ) |  q% B) z# i3 m+ h
You give me collect father.
( [/ h; a. q) [' w2 |5 C你同我收爹！
# _: p; O/ f1 b5 N+ q6 VLaugh die me.
5 [  P1 }" ?2 P& C" a$ K, c笑死我。 & W+ m3 F- P- P) g( g: j4 N
You give me stop. - J4 J8 l, y& x2 }# E1 C+ \
你同我企系度。 ! a6 x. e6 Y/ `% x# j4 k' M# }3 m
Eight woman
% e- u+ O' q& V, P) B2 t八婆
  z8 P6 X* y, u( H' U1 D8 Q8 aEight woman,you are good!
) T) m; G; T/ s# s八婆，你好o野! 4 f1 X* G: Z% A% h8 z* N5 _- V
What the spring do you do?
6 u0 C) L: t* X" \( C$ ?你搞乜春啊?
1 Q. O# M5 H; m8 hA dog of eating dung
  f4 g" Y" i' U+ V0 u: N* E食屎狗 ' q1 ^, }9 E, R- z! D
A ghost of ass
8 V+ r! A* ^4 X4 `: @3 m) i  X0 o% B: U屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....% h& O' n( a3 X! p! c4 i0 ]! j+ b
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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& I$ I, U9 A* G8 x5 z0 y& @
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......! V( V9 e+ o; g7 i& I% `
this is not hong kong style english.....1 T- E' I/ P, H0 R
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....2 D4 f) E' s: s* T9 d# D6 |$ v) ^
i've already ban this shit...
" O) O* o& x. D0 g2 r2 Zdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.