香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 2 I0 u. C8 ]+ `/ ~: [
甘多人死，唔见你死。 . [1 O: c+ T/ w
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
4 L" y+ v. R; [, y9 m你教我以后点出嚟行? " T( r7 Z  b$ [3 b' P( o
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
, d9 b+ X3 a# ]% h. r如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
* Q: \- H, d8 Z; a; |$ D4 "I saw a pork chop"
2 K5 z2 m' O- y0 f. h' j+ Y: u2 z5 n5 v我见到件猪扒啊。 $ A5 ]! F0 x' |) ]4 F& P% H9 H
5 Are you road? 5 L8 g1 c, t7 S& U, \0 v
你系咪路啊？ # S; e7 C8 ?) \+ t. N6 _" j/ v: t
6 What the water are you?
' t+ |/ B$ n8 s你系乜水啊？ ) t0 n3 g/ @7 ]( H
7 Do you big me? ' m9 n1 @* e2 l4 R4 X
你大我啊？
. j7 F: u8 x$ c3 ^- @8 Zebra chops people.
2 f0 t: s; l$ \" |3 r班马劈友。 : J3 V% C2 w; A1 g
9 The king of the cutting girl. 5 R* e$ ~$ w0 @9 G$ \1 c2 G
界女王。
4 c* n5 `  [! ~# h+ N6 U10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
  h  Y( I/ d6 z9 B4 Q1 v批我个头俾你当凳坐。 : }% d, q. E/ V% ]' m+ n& G3 G
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? # R. V8 }. i: |: E, n
你当我无到？ 0 Y1 q: h# S' C2 h' r/ q* ]
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. % ?3 u( `% L4 k. o6 \
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ # {& S* l, I. ?# W& p
13 Today I was very black son.
0 ~$ C9 `# E* Z6 r4 ~) h今日我好黑仔。
7 H5 n/ D0 X! k14 I am wearing grass. 6 T" b6 z( J+ _1 E8 u6 n
我着紧草。 * r+ T, }" A9 E6 U3 |! d
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! : [3 M) t( N' F8 t" \  b; k
你未够班同我讲数！
* e% ?3 n: V) D3 C% {16 Two beat six. + Z5 v3 K8 g& h7 }+ X8 A
二打六
' N; D( [( L+ t' G3 R17 Two five son. / L7 c7 l" Z8 T/ p4 M9 S6 i' ^
二五仔
) ]* u5 A/ j: t- E! L8 q18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
, l; D! y- u: R7 K1 C5 ^- a7 g琴琴青 2 j' k) _6 n- h$ b( U
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
* d( k6 @8 A  {9 e6 M" G我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 1 E  W3 @2 g8 }) h5 a
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
3 T  {! Y* X0 x3 v7 d0 ~( A蠢蠢欲動 。 ) W& p6 W) N! l0 X* p# H4 C
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
, `% D9 o% j( t6 D/ j7 M人山人海 。
5 ]8 T+ ?! K! J  v7 ]% W0 f) J22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
, W1 G0 G/ M$ a4 ]( I你算老幾? + S+ n5 T0 }+ P% T/ c# N
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 6 G4 n* k: G5 l( Y  `
你講乜鬼? : ~" w4 `6 z, \* c2 K
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
0 J# y+ C! s8 f- O我驚你有牙！
( ?% R- y( c, c) @% Z/ _; p6 V25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 , M9 ~2 g& N) l# y' ~- D# E8 _
心花怒放。   
7 {  J/ B: t, a- J5 _9 SFish skin ) ^  P# z% t: [0 X* Z9 k
鱼皮 。 4 ~* B  m" |* k# d/ t. K% }
Monster of blowing water.
6 v2 f  o- o: M- U% k* {吹水怪。
& ^, O( Y  }7 J$ p$ z  m! {7 f6 ?Face green green
& ]* u! w; o/ |0 j/ Z面青青。
4 x7 t6 y, G' NYou see road carefully
! x0 G4 ]3 F' L1 w  N你小心睇路 ( Y( O( Q, B/ n
You go to street carefully " {! [5 |4 I* z7 ?) d/ @3 [
你出街小心D。
( W' [% \0 ^) c, qDo the world
. H3 \" u6 V3 l+ J/ D0 `( a6 g做世界 。 2 b' r3 v3 e# }6 ]
Big tea rice   f: x2 v; V0 N  [3 _8 `3 T
大茶饭 。 ( m! z- D9 J, t* [" k: O
American chinese not enough. . K2 c  X; l5 K- ]; S
美中不足。
! p3 I- T8 Q5 W' x9 ~$ Q3 aKing eight egg. / \3 H" M0 M& p+ K+ C" @: f
王八蛋 $ Y. C2 Y9 ?7 `2 B  ~
High hand. ! \! R; h1 `; v
高手
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+ J- v( p& t- u5 p' @2 g8 T4 {. aOld dot. " L5 [# @1 {/ t4 ^6 l7 {
老点
; \0 [. c2 z* iOne old water
( ?# O; J  P4 y! r+ F一旧水
% B/ q+ r/ f3 DI know your mouse.
- i4 J5 d" O+ C+ j我识你老鼠！ * w4 Y3 I$ }, Z9 Z
Measure water/Pound water. 0 J0 Z1 H) c% k2 H  O" ^
磅水 - J3 I( f* `, {8 `/ e$ {: v
A dragon service.
/ v) w9 f3 @& d6 T1 s' t& G一条龙服务
8 Q( p- m  n) e5 c, J1 j; O$ MPump water.
2 }8 J% s9 t* F$ _2 |9 _9 M****
8 ]  m+ G" y1 D2 G& r" [+ m  GI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
5 j( m! _; ~) W, u+ r9 S我吹鸡打你班友。 ; y. x4 V! l& G9 G' J' S
You jump building.
- r. `" a5 A8 u& _( _你跳楼啦。 9 Q8 r* D! [1 B* q
You come back home and eat banana - v& I8 W+ Q. t7 T6 M" f0 S
你返屋企食蕉啦
- m3 `& p! D6 @% z0 }' A7 SI give you a hair. % ]* w. D$ r$ ~6 x- o+ I" @1 U) m
我俾条毛你ar! 5 w( Y$ K% H  h' S+ O4 s# p9 T
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Collect skin 8 G8 @# K2 l9 x$ ~
收皮
- R! l/ Y6 c9 ~! aCollect father 9 C. \# U- g- Q
收爹
: B0 _# h6 d) W# d& R3 R' ZYou give me collect father.
/ @5 J, o: p# V$ d3 T! J' X4 l你同我收爹！ $ n5 W" N7 E+ M( }! Z* v# p+ `5 Y
Laugh die me. 8 d# M0 t% d" m+ a2 Y
笑死我。
3 `' c0 s& C1 j0 y9 c8 `You give me stop.
! C+ y, k6 Y1 w2 V你同我企系度。 * A8 R2 F* _) u  l" u1 [8 s
Eight woman ! K6 w9 t3 T( \) E
八婆
: ]& h! s! n5 i2 w2 [" P1 nEight woman,you are good!
& U; m  ?1 w. [3 n6 I- n& N% k; R八婆，你好o野! / p$ l+ \9 u: w6 E5 O
What the spring do you do?
! j" ~! ?- \2 q4 J你搞乜春啊? 5 f' F. E, a# B4 K  c
A dog of eating dung
& a- D& u7 \8 G  ]) S9 m食屎狗 ! z* P- n& T; p0 }) i& S
A ghost of ass / C% }: x$ d- h0 w# T1 T1 O
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....1 \2 c8 d5 ?* ]$ ?
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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- o5 N- k) L% O) t/ `8 P, Vtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
5 W$ B, R4 Y* C8 a( `0 kthis is not hong kong style english.....
2 @  q. F: {' S: n, _* D! n- Vthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
" T1 B) l3 w0 d: E; yi've already ban this shit...) c! @" h9 L! G3 \# k% D8 u3 F- w/ x
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.