香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
0 a; }" T: Y# P: Z, S: G+ \甘多人死，唔见你死。
& \3 C  ~3 T* n7 F, d) @# V2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
7 @8 p# W" ]8 B7 h/ e) Q# z你教我以后点出嚟行? ( `# }) f0 P3 X5 M* g
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. % k. j2 b1 \/ h: j+ l
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
2 A& ~- ^  m1 |3 Q; s9 I4 "I saw a pork chop" $ l# B) }6 w5 P; k3 d) Y  f
我见到件猪扒啊。 ; h, S2 @. g! L/ Y: k. Q# |
5 Are you road?
9 o4 M4 C; x+ Y$ J' s9 B你系咪路啊？ 2 C( S7 ]8 e/ X( [1 a* @' a
6 What the water are you? ) ?  I9 a5 i& V) {7 r' [! C
你系乜水啊？ ' T# w& |. X1 T: y% N( d
7 Do you big me?
' }9 ?, d$ v$ G4 ]你大我啊？ ; }; V  F, C0 ]) s; L( B
8 Zebra chops people. * J) n" r8 W  ^
班马劈友。 * C9 H& h% h* v8 Z  q( i- ^
9 The king of the cutting girl. & M9 Y  w' p4 a5 T# z3 y
界女王。   w9 h" M- l& M- K1 B
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. $ K) {2 v, j' r3 a) ~
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 " s3 ]4 {9 r* ~3 E6 N8 O# p7 q0 K3 A
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 5 w7 L; q+ I7 A  _7 e! ~
你当我无到？
" T3 A- m! N3 E8 g12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
) [* ?  |! e1 J2 `. J, s你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 8 |& c+ p3 j; B0 G6 p) H
13 Today I was very black son.
: \. H& y0 F- m) F5 a, u8 Q今日我好黑仔。
# N! ~) ^. n0 ~- ]0 p0 U14 I am wearing grass.
" |. i! ^5 ^0 K我着紧草。
) j$ Y' V* u' k3 T8 l15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
: X" p5 Q, l7 ]$ |& X你未够班同我讲数！   r& G2 y. H% b7 d% R
16 Two beat six. . e+ r  N. `) b
二打六 0 ]7 G1 {. s  e( R# ]9 }
17 Two five son. " J7 z& I8 a" G+ |2 e6 k
二五仔
4 G3 W5 f+ {) T& l0 Y) D18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
* Q* t6 A) Z: a琴琴青 6 S/ o' {/ L3 d! z' f' t( a) _
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
# c2 x- C% k( s% G7 c我俾D顏色你睇睇！ - B/ D& Z. H: s! u
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 - ?' k. x/ r& C) x2 t. \: t3 o
蠢蠢欲動 。 9 K/ M5 d& g6 I4 X' q1 a" f3 W
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 0 l. }8 `/ m# u
人山人海 。
8 _  A% T( c- n; E22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
" i) M% S( \/ q/ c你算老幾? : _  V8 e+ `  k1 z' w
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 2 X% s; |# T# A' m% E2 G
你講乜鬼? 7 D; W2 f& h5 c" J" X& Q' [
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ; z8 z0 s& W: p( c0 v3 {5 I
我驚你有牙！
7 c7 ^. C. D* P3 d0 w25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 $ v% `' u3 W$ M1 [; f+ S: U/ V' @
心花怒放。   
/ h2 b+ g: y( IFish skin * ?5 E6 ]( C" S; ~, _
鱼皮 。
4 Y$ Z3 v% ?9 o. g' t' P( S3 t7 j. ZMonster of blowing water.
; h1 S* U, {# B" u& l吹水怪。 ! g1 G7 U+ `  Y& Y  M! C; {1 }; ^
Face green green 6 |' G, s# H: A) H
面青青。
* [! [7 t) W; |. Y# {You see road carefully
8 j$ Q9 g; m4 l- \, D" |你小心睇路 $ X! D( K( A+ h3 F! {; b$ a2 L8 Z. ~
You go to street carefully / v. Z: W  Q* ]" }; A4 ^* h
你出街小心D。 : P8 f, d; U2 h+ W
Do the world 4 R/ w5 M' s: m0 q& c8 }2 A
做世界 。 / T+ [9 j, s  [3 w+ g3 a) d
Big tea rice
4 e2 a$ Q$ e. `6 c大茶饭 。
. C. f$ G7 A' w- y7 q1 @/ k! B$ _2 ?American chinese not enough. ! G7 R3 H2 Q6 \' [5 O
美中不足。 * a! W) P, m; V2 {
King eight egg.
% D! s# L. ?1 s0 b6 Y. u0 }王八蛋 4 r- [6 g1 e1 i1 \4 d: e% v
High hand. : V+ W( G2 n2 v/ h
高手
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Old dot. " `2 {5 x. U3 I# l
老点 ( G( O) ?8 y) a9 q0 {% D
One old water
- T% {  \( ^1 ?( W8 g% ^一旧水 # |, X# T( z, m- n0 C: @
I know your mouse. + A6 B# X5 c* F0 g9 F
我识你老鼠！ 1 o' ^" W6 f% A' g0 e4 C6 q
Measure water/Pound water.
* s0 a9 k$ B# x  i" d磅水 ! C, T1 J5 j& r0 p, ]; W
A dragon service. - J+ Q6 ?9 q5 m) g: `
一条龙服务   }* i. q9 K, m/ z) ~& y# \7 x2 b
Pump water. & `8 ]& Y# P) j$ |3 x: d) {
****
9 L& f. S! z0 L! L" XI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
1 \7 ]2 [( n$ G4 H* `1 A1 @: p我吹鸡打你班友。 * X' f9 ?# i. r$ [
You jump building. - e0 \: Q8 F  z& m, r
你跳楼啦。
7 b7 [3 b4 Y3 s9 KYou come back home and eat banana
& q) v$ @9 |0 z你返屋企食蕉啦
$ K# w) }$ X" s$ I( t, H- O9 uI give you a hair.
% I7 X5 j% t$ k+ a我俾条毛你ar! 1 l  N4 b. \& M% y) F; r  i
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Collect skin ! ^+ j/ I7 N& t- Q, _5 [
收皮
' q$ P1 K) ~. j% h7 OCollect father $ I% j# _/ ~+ a) u0 Q# n7 l+ ~# g
收爹 9 k- z  j3 j, H
You give me collect father.
7 v" d& {: z. U# X, f: Z+ {' L! ?你同我收爹！
  L2 P* x1 o' D6 `" C. d6 ^Laugh die me.
$ x. A6 z. b( W, j0 }8 X笑死我。 $ x' |/ m# |1 x1 {& j4 E
You give me stop. 3 T' }4 w7 g! c8 g
你同我企系度。 * y0 ]4 c% Z' I! b, p3 X4 u5 t8 P
Eight woman 1 M/ P* d2 r9 {5 U* Y) k
八婆
* x% ]$ h8 O1 rEight woman,you are good!
# {* n9 {0 T! l- M- \3 ?7 k八婆，你好o野!   J3 j* {* Z1 E0 r
What the spring do you do? ( n1 x' R2 s3 m. I
你搞乜春啊? $ l5 w% Y  m# I
A dog of eating dung
# Z4 s2 `% q3 J3 n食屎狗
, j; ~) F6 _3 YA ghost of ass
+ _/ h6 T' L' b  l& F8 E屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....# i6 ~7 Q0 v' A- V
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

0 j5 O- c# X7 [% T3 p1 ^" e3 w( u+ K0 {$ f3 i" J+ y$ n
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......$ D# ?3 D3 f% [1 W6 T0 T
this is not hong kong style english.....( ]2 g7 Z0 u0 a* l1 y
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
' R- o* W) c  \# ^0 ui've already ban this shit...
  d) n. y( `+ r2 u# F8 Ddon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.