香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. & M" f: o5 i$ ?
甘多人死，唔见你死。
+ _9 o, {' ]5 d" y6 X) N) s2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 4 m1 x' V# T' j# J6 m9 |2 V9 p4 m. D
你教我以后点出嚟行? 9 s. @6 V: [! r
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 3 D. W4 X2 `3 |3 U" {
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ' |0 q  E! g- t8 z
4 "I saw a pork chop" ( b! l/ |- `6 M$ i6 P! u) X$ ]
我见到件猪扒啊。 / S- r7 m6 q; F  b' g5 C/ ]
5 Are you road?
5 K" ~9 J/ z) L. }1 O( V0 O你系咪路啊？ . K' S/ S1 R' j9 o2 c+ b0 U) Y& I% `
6 What the water are you?
1 x7 p* X7 w7 a; z# L1 u5 y你系乜水啊？ 0 E; [$ B* O! M/ S3 x) p5 r3 A" @
7 Do you big me? / t. q6 v4 G6 r, P0 U7 I4 R9 H
你大我啊？
, V5 P$ \/ i4 R& i# p: J3 e8 Zebra chops people.
0 |) F, e1 j  i) H& I( U班马劈友。
7 k& D/ w4 f: Y0 _9 The king of the cutting girl.
4 D9 K' g' M; R- ^: k界女王。
& z: y* c2 Y" Y9 [10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ' r9 @# V* t9 d; ]- k* [/ n4 i
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 & T' G) `! D+ A2 F/ Y8 U3 K
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
1 I' }( {5 i' Z) U  W" E. m+ D你当我无到？ 2 }/ n3 j6 N2 |0 Z( A
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
. `  P. C9 {9 X: W5 ?你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
, r' w* g3 _7 T% c- U' }$ ^0 o13 Today I was very black son.
3 M( r) ]0 i8 [3 H+ r. X4 F今日我好黑仔。 , U6 f8 b+ o4 k# v8 Y, b# {2 p
14 I am wearing grass.
& I* S; y' i9 ~, c0 M我着紧草。
1 s  J0 M  d" d) k$ _15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ) h7 z. o. T' }
你未够班同我讲数！
  a3 g0 A7 B" y% j% [* O16 Two beat six. 8 O' N9 T5 w, l. l) h8 G9 J# [/ P
二打六 + q. X, |. O( P+ i, B: y2 m
17 Two five son. ! t+ O7 B9 T2 |
二五仔 3 B7 z9 s( c% S" j/ w
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ' F2 A6 J8 G- i" A: h3 N
琴琴青
& h* F& r, X. p% o8 o  |19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 - r4 `  P' o  w+ L2 v) l- c' t6 w
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
  \0 t( y% V2 n, _4 }3 `20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 6 f, O0 ?4 M  u( G0 Y% F
蠢蠢欲動 。 3 _2 U9 J% O/ P, ]0 Y7 i
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
+ y( S. c0 ^  u* Q6 U人山人海 。 & j' |! ?7 m- N" v7 F+ Q  A' X
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 $ d$ X/ \7 E. t: c- ^8 L/ A
你算老幾?
$ P3 }- Y& x* s23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
6 Z1 i3 W; N, `6 }4 i3 @你講乜鬼? $ k* n2 [: Z8 z, m5 z
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 $ r7 t  L8 ]) O5 W% V6 f3 h, c! j
我驚你有牙！
6 U  O: h0 \4 V5 {: T( t2 z: g4 j! b25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 1 Y6 @& S8 Q: s" ~. q4 x
心花怒放。   * T8 {' k  D$ I4 G
Fish skin
6 E8 b7 r' M: ?鱼皮 。 # d) q$ U, V: A' J
Monster of blowing water.
/ r  t* ]$ R5 ?! L- \吹水怪。 ; ~+ n1 p  i/ D! b$ Q
Face green green
$ W" Q, s* K/ p) E6 h$ r  I) R/ k面青青。 2 U/ q2 g# [6 c6 m' Y
You see road carefully 9 h& u6 i; E0 s; ^9 S7 P
你小心睇路
, X, [3 v; R1 b3 IYou go to street carefully
% d. G. p4 w+ R& \, {& z你出街小心D。 9 Y! h8 {' i! c- D+ p
Do the world % ~% E9 A! x" M, K4 @
做世界 。
! v8 t+ \" j  {) Z3 W6 B& uBig tea rice 2 j# m" w8 }" F% P1 Q
大茶饭 。
  u' h2 u( \# P: F9 F/ L- dAmerican chinese not enough. ' U" ~2 z2 U* [9 H' N' m
美中不足。
8 N* V0 c: W- f( @$ }King eight egg.
. a6 X' Q7 t* ]+ x0 q0 o王八蛋
. ]  v7 A/ Q$ y, Q5 p+ y+ j2 o: cHigh hand. 8 q5 d- @' z% v2 w" S
高手
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Old dot.
) Q/ Y% a. R) D" m8 e' X! H老点
3 D: u# s. p$ n3 @One old water
2 g6 d, P  e: F' _/ _  e- M4 U5 ~一旧水
  ]& Q. k. [3 {2 c' |7 u. B8 lI know your mouse. - W8 M/ N2 l) n. o2 X! G  {
我识你老鼠！
5 `( B" d/ s  p2 K" K2 fMeasure water/Pound water. 9 U1 k% F5 x/ k, T  X8 g
磅水
0 w1 [, e1 x7 vA dragon service. ; N9 A* f1 z! t
一条龙服务
5 N' k6 [8 J& S/ B0 [- U: [Pump water. 1 R6 u% t( X, J5 P& z" G
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
8 m; _2 a' t) e& c1 B6 Q) I我吹鸡打你班友。
7 [$ p- }) P$ z  A. I" [You jump building.
7 ?" b: P0 e* J6 L2 _你跳楼啦。 5 J9 m( T; `+ ?: q! H" {0 h. {# p
You come back home and eat banana , `2 G4 k' j; S5 c2 D) N" A+ n
你返屋企食蕉啦 ; r3 F9 X; K6 w% [0 ?* _/ C$ }
I give you a hair.
7 Y! |1 k6 s' K我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
5 e7 ~- }0 e2 q1 X0 v收皮 9 v- g7 z, D8 v
Collect father
. m# E8 b" F; |( H1 x& ]: e. f% u收爹 . X: y0 Z1 W9 w5 R% r( @
You give me collect father. 8 J/ O7 W- Y* {0 K# d: ?
你同我收爹！
: E% C' g8 D& V' r! ]/ ~Laugh die me. 5 _' m9 M6 P/ }5 F+ D* @: p
笑死我。
' S3 p6 ^6 s2 @, j& hYou give me stop. " }/ ?2 Z0 W8 X0 q8 r. B7 v
你同我企系度。 # |- S  Y( t$ t  B5 T) N- B$ \
Eight woman 8 z- M6 W% ]+ i2 F# i; N& Q0 Z1 }/ _
八婆
: X, z( O" ]1 B8 W6 G, i& zEight woman,you are good!
' l3 D5 t; C. G6 ]: l* u八婆，你好o野!
  a- m3 Q' N3 z" A& d- Q! [What the spring do you do?
' Y# B  r& x9 l; s你搞乜春啊?
8 g3 x4 {* G- WA dog of eating dung
8 G. ?' x8 `% ?/ @% ]食屎狗 7 F) f9 J: z; n) l4 @0 X1 M' |8 h
A ghost of ass
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vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....& `+ L% {* K7 C$ j
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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! G9 s+ |- i$ \- b5 @1 f0 B- \* @totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
7 ^7 g: C8 ^5 f; t' D. {5 [this is not hong kong style english.....+ K+ e  R" w. L
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....* b/ P# w, d: M& ]) T4 q* ]
i've already ban this shit...6 Q' H0 O& M4 r  d8 X# l
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.