香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ) U4 ^) a4 @3 v8 z. P: Q8 j
甘多人死，唔见你死。 3 x, A6 }* q1 R
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?   {+ ^0 K) f. O* {* t
你教我以后点出嚟行? 3 ~, }. V$ H8 D& M
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. # o- j2 x$ X# b4 \% V8 D! I! a
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
; ^9 N, u2 f# Z5 c. O4 "I saw a pork chop"
* I" K6 J/ ~' x7 G% J. x0 ]我见到件猪扒啊。
: ]* T" s, T0 B3 g4 p5 Are you road?
+ {; H8 ]% T, I7 m% a# H! r( o0 A你系咪路啊？
9 {! y: ~* K8 ]9 q! {+ m/ g$ @6 What the water are you? - ?& t/ x% I2 l3 J5 c. x0 ?
你系乜水啊？
) P. b0 @8 @/ N7 Do you big me? 5 K$ N( g$ C0 _* Y  a
你大我啊？ 0 [4 T: ?8 |! g9 y; Z8 \
8 Zebra chops people.
5 X6 j" v/ `2 x班马劈友。
2 C5 k$ v: K0 N/ N. t: |9 The king of the cutting girl. 9 {8 P% @* t( P* S: w9 ]! I4 L. F3 Q
界女王。
7 E# O( Q# N" o10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
0 W" n' h. p9 S% H# I, R批我个头俾你当凳坐。
# @, v8 b, t# W- o2 ]* P5 [11 Do you think me didn't arrive? / f" @4 E1 B9 F6 e; X" t+ i1 e
你当我无到？
4 ?8 h: U  e: c2 I12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
2 T4 i3 @1 v' |: Q3 E& d: [% H你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 4 W- b2 v6 \" l
13 Today I was very black son.
# W" d7 @# H. _2 l$ R! E0 u0 W今日我好黑仔。
7 j5 S% \9 o3 E& d" _+ r5 `14 I am wearing grass. 9 ?- |( k+ n1 M9 R8 s* {' ^
我着紧草。 3 b6 K2 K" O6 e, J1 b# O- V
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 4 E3 D8 @5 k9 ~; l6 j) Y
你未够班同我讲数！
( Z5 K  x3 w6 P( b4 r16 Two beat six. / M% S1 @# w7 S* j* S
二打六 & J9 e' ?* l) Q% [7 N, Q
17 Two five son. ! q+ E9 o. j/ g! }
二五仔 ( m4 ~9 \7 a/ X1 o0 }" R% m
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　   l- S2 B6 o+ W* n5 C/ ?. f+ V
琴琴青
& P4 d( N7 N. ~4 P8 J  O19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 1 F& c6 Y3 P4 r$ B; }
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
" X$ [* F/ R+ N20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
! ~8 q7 K9 }% ~( v- u; ^蠢蠢欲動 。
5 J% Z  n: R4 D. A21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 : `5 f3 Q/ c* [" H" i" `$ g2 I( S
人山人海 。
9 Q, l" @/ n, p7 }4 w. @# m* W. {22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 / ?8 C7 w# ^0 T' m  [- k% }
你算老幾? - M( t! w+ N! N6 w' S4 A% H/ z
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 * h- b4 z* Q/ B5 f* N
你講乜鬼?
4 [* l) M& {6 \24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 : M( {1 _) M( Y4 T; {) }8 ~
我驚你有牙！ 3 L# E8 Y; g) z
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
6 A+ m! f9 O( q0 c3 V心花怒放。   
2 a  \( E) C' s2 i% g# IFish skin
$ B. H  z7 L! P4 @  _鱼皮 。 ( o; L, Q4 X; \1 ~
Monster of blowing water. & ]5 |- S+ R, {9 `; f8 Z% O
吹水怪。 : |( T* X$ {6 ]$ @
Face green green % c4 |6 c, ?1 U$ |5 W6 n
面青青。 0 Z! ^" r9 e$ S/ [' z% }7 n+ [
You see road carefully
( g, S8 J0 y1 Z你小心睇路 , `% b, {" Q' a6 @* ~( R
You go to street carefully 3 C7 h3 m4 [# E" b) w& W: a
你出街小心D。
, ?7 w- Z4 v; `: [Do the world
, ]% T( h7 b+ G" Z& C: Y* Q做世界 。 1 J9 |  Q8 B1 M2 i3 D+ S6 w; ?
Big tea rice
$ I/ c' V( j% O8 n1 [) e. [大茶饭 。 ! A& W& M, V7 B% M5 k; Q  E6 z4 H
American chinese not enough. ! X; c& ~( V5 g0 \. z! w. u# i
美中不足。   q; j" X6 K9 ]6 M" K
King eight egg. : C3 f8 D+ P; _2 B2 z
王八蛋
5 \  t; w1 X6 ]+ LHigh hand. & b' K. Z( R3 f: y. V7 l  V; i
高手 ' |% Y% ?% x% o

5 B  }$ p9 I4 t) Y3 X9 z# }Old dot.
8 X. ?( j1 |1 m6 ^老点
3 [/ u) Q0 y9 f! JOne old water
$ c! j, X9 C" J: y( M$ N一旧水
' L5 S0 z. B6 O# ?' T2 Z) `I know your mouse.
3 t4 Z/ w/ D9 b/ d我识你老鼠！ 5 Q1 `3 x$ f; o/ b6 Y
Measure water/Pound water.
! U3 K* I5 B  y& j磅水 0 e, h8 P2 y/ @: Q$ C
A dragon service. 9 {. B9 M  q3 f9 I0 t
一条龙服务
! F6 B5 E/ k% K. |7 h0 u* }Pump water. ; I1 ^3 K7 K9 d1 \+ R
**** + \4 l/ F4 M0 R8 V
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. % r. {# s' u: y. l  Y* r
我吹鸡打你班友。
: {! H4 J& m, S: ^+ e' }" cYou jump building.
! u4 D7 W& ?& p你跳楼啦。
+ D2 D% h# V+ P1 J% _! g  d! a* n" dYou come back home and eat banana - B9 {# U& g% c) d: ]) {) M, k3 k
你返屋企食蕉啦
7 i! s( m  @4 ]& N, xI give you a hair.
8 b. [. c% w9 H" h我俾条毛你ar! # Z3 c; q& v9 O9 [, I& O. L( X

0 X8 }6 {! l4 MCollect skin ' S; h! p$ f: B: \9 Z2 t' }# J
收皮 " ^- C+ L8 c6 i' ]0 i# q+ \
Collect father $ I! \3 H. S, M( P2 y* x8 d9 a
收爹 % ?2 }* `! R& I, ?$ S
You give me collect father.
: Q. _. [/ V9 n. s你同我收爹！
$ y5 a: E' B3 ^) TLaugh die me.
# Q) F" [3 x8 u( S笑死我。
( r6 D3 ?% ]7 z5 g) ?# }7 Q; g* m, IYou give me stop. + v6 f+ O# A  d) z
你同我企系度。
: U. O) I2 M2 x6 K$ p6 l/ E' o3 V7 }9 mEight woman & E" K% w( _7 K, o" n# v1 H2 `
八婆 6 Z8 L& _$ f5 E% w4 \  z
Eight woman,you are good!
" V. s' o. x7 [' U! }$ h八婆，你好o野! 0 k5 g7 ^: E& y3 }$ k
What the spring do you do?
$ z( A& a6 l9 k- e0 e你搞乜春啊?
" m& J0 U$ J; s) H) ?% ~9 tA dog of eating dung 0 w7 z$ K( V% y0 a
食屎狗
0 T/ h; R6 p, a  e6 L; HA ghost of ass , {( ^7 Y+ b- y; o
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
( c/ O0 }8 o! Z( Y8 f. R都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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; j" P* ~& W# Btotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......; r5 a. }# A9 Z! T' q  O
this is not hong kong style english.....6 \3 B) L& q" N7 v6 `2 G) p, T
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....4 B4 A% a( u. Z" P
i've already ban this shit.../ o! F7 o/ p* a$ P5 W( B" I; H% C
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.