[轉貼]An English Joke 2 (18+) [月+]
[轉貼]An English Joke 2 (18+)
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students,
> one by one -
>
> "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how
> would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.
>
> "Just a minute, I have to go piss."
>
> The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"
>
> "What about you John, how would you say it?"
>
> "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
>
> The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say
> the word bathroom at the table."
>
> "And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us
> your good manners?"
>
> "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to
> shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
> meet after supper."
>
> The teacher fainted...
[ Last edited by 月月鳥 on 2006-2-4 at 11:42 AM ] |
發表於 2006-2-4 04:16 AM
| 