[轉貼]英文笑話 好笑喔!

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英文笑話 好笑喔!

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

           Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

           Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

           Operator: You are ! talking to someone! Who is
this?

           Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie
Wan! It's urgent.

           Operator: I know you are someone and you want to
talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

           Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan
that our brother Noel Wan was involved in an accident. Noel
Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the
hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

           Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one
was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent
matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time
for this!

           Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

           Operator: I'm Saw Lee.

           Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me
your name!!

           Operator: But I'm Saw Lee.

           Caller: Just give me your name don't keep say
sorry to me!

           Operator: But I'm Saw Lee.

           Caller: JX@#%$&)(*_**)