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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  6 N1 w3 O3 R$ a/ q7 u3 `% A Z
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, E8 L2 Z1 P6 m! r* Q. A(轉)港式英語 / U4 k# {0 n8 ~3 k
' `2 [) d- b5 f9 {5 j5 QPiano piano green 琴琴青 ! w/ l0 h+ s8 V. {2 [! g- T
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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3 g$ \0 W' p# u2 Q$ B7 [% `) [You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? . h; Q$ h e. s( }' M, }
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ^4 `" Q( y1 c5 L$ B% W
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 6 C5 v, | `$ l0 z- F2 l
' L. e/ J3 ?! M ^# mFish skin~魚皮 。 6 m" O( M5 p" @( m* e6 w" k
; l3 O2 k1 c6 q _( E. u9 rFall on a street@@ 。 % S+ O$ U* P/ x4 ~; V! g1 p3 h
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水/ C- @& p6 |5 ?5 z
! k3 C* T$ g8 d; U6 ^* qMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 6 e2 e) Q: e# T% t' w
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Blow chicken吹雞 ' ^+ a* B2 u$ d9 g2 ^
; i( n8 C, @$ T# cI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
7 D. O+ |' o( U% e3 y& x6 C2 D6 R我吹雞打你班友 。 ) P8 X* C; z; }( h
2 L- w4 v; c2 t- J( n7 R7 ^Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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, v. N4 ~, u$ |& j* x9 O) RFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 5 a- Y) z0 `$ U, Q3 y4 k! v
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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: F0 G/ E. e" p2 }1 d( n7 EYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 - y- o; ]# \4 j8 n' y
- |9 a! E( c4 n5 s4 YYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 2 k& ^* G5 ?& t0 r
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 $ T7 D+ R8 f7 L/ B: ?- \$ c
+ |8 f7 A7 R/ c& DHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? + c) q7 d g! _/ @/ t% ~ |, U
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 9 b+ U' [" A# K9 |. [
% b# Y) B! R8 I; o; b, t. v) X9 a% RZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 - a( j* s, Z6 X: s: l1 ]7 P) G9 O
9 K2 A9 ]6 V& J# U2 {6 aWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 2 k' c! k/ _$ Y" d- W8 T+ X
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Cut girl 界女
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6 x% Z. ^: G- _5 p4 E# B1 Q$ w3 RThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! - @9 B8 [0 e. i9 n4 `
0 R! B# i- n2 zCollect father收爹 : j4 W) Q* W. k ~) a$ K# ]+ R
m# H# \: }# G% s& d0 JYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! ' r- K& N. m3 C2 c
8 M( g6 x7 Z( W% D HDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 2 j0 j3 [6 Q8 B) G$ A
7 L' o0 q9 r. h2 A$ kLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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' z& o( M$ l" K( \8 c: dAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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" k# J9 [/ b: d! U8 j# y2 o9 tHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. $ R" m" [( J. J9 r6 G" f( G" O
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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) P6 U) P( Y5 ]% ?5 _$ i* }Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! & _9 s _: {' v4 ~1 ^, U- [$ u
( A, u# {5 ?- U! X- |* c9 G: MKing eight egg.王八蛋
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: ~. K2 U: _& Z& j+ s3 ^8 _8 PBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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0 N" L ~- S* OWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 # v2 B6 J1 c" X/ |% i- m. O) j7 z
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 : W7 z4 |- ?4 J) b& W. f% ~
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ! x" k0 z5 j" X
2 c* o" e7 j2 kTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 9 D& g7 j& I7 N- Q. z3 j
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Good mother.好娘 5 A( a" d4 q+ f* O8 d& S$ y0 H
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! # x2 Q2 ]4 H1 u; ^5 f& G
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Old dot.老點 7 f# X' S/ I* [* m: |2 J
3 _4 |0 `! y0 b* GOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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# r: [6 V& G# g7 q7 }6 MA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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( \6 W* k% I5 N2 }( d% h, hMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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( |1 e$ J7 w6 Z, \6 LHold hold water.楂楂水 7 _4 _( D q! a5 W3 |
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Pump water.抽水 & G2 L* V% ~" P+ R
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Two hit six.二打六 6 G5 b. Z+ J, Q) Z
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