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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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0 M+ C/ {0 l; w- {(轉)港式英語
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- s" G& @: E' c, qPiano piano green 琴琴青
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0 V9 y% Y6 f: c+ y/ f( hPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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- ^7 K" S$ _8 n8 o- z8 F) ^; |You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? ! M7 y7 ~2 z2 p9 i4 W

1 U8 j7 {9 |+ @4 tI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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, T8 }2 i' r  t7 `5 d+ X# LIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 " X4 {; L# @$ A( z* f
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Fall on a street@@ 。 3 E+ ?% J2 e* v9 I3 e: U

$ A6 K0 ?: B( Y; x) ufall on your street.""你個"K"
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) Y! W# C. r% a0 x6 U4 W. M! F$ ~Blow water吹水0 b. e! M5 y" h, _
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
3 F" H) ]: r& ~3 q6 m- t我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ; w' r! p3 d0 }& z  m7 j- X

6 u% R  v' g( Z* S4 qFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
' O/ x0 o- P6 ~$ z' g+ m* \點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 $ A- F8 ]' ], ?2 `$ t3 k" H

1 ?2 C5 `: M" @* q2 p; C/ QYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 $ n/ i: U7 p4 U' h& @& \  }/ K9 K
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ; y7 x: s6 v' h. v

" e: n0 o5 A& n; LYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 # r8 t. ]1 `1 w% _8 @

% T2 A5 q9 o" A8 i& E, t7 _People mountain people sea人山人海。
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' m, S6 J7 [: j9 N' t" @: W1 q4 I2 i6 iAre you road?你係唔係路呀? + r, t1 H7 x% |0 Q
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Eat banana食蕉 ) k! M0 {2 u1 i; o1 }

2 m$ e* u2 }+ o6 l8 JYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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& Y! W8 R( i/ v/ v8 \( F, e0 i5 yHow senior are you?你算老幾? ; U5 d- a+ S! J7 t/ v

1 g6 c8 U) \0 y% ~  `, OWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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/ T* [5 \* G2 s' g- |Where are you come from?你邊度架? ) ^0 e! Z7 W! _$ s2 v

( G; t1 t4 s! D' zDo you big me?你大我呀? 1 r# }2 _' p/ B' b5 a/ `
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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$ z( k0 j- L* p1 m$ _/ VDo the world做世界 。
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# j# X) C) M; n* k- m" OBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? - A# o1 }+ s* T
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Cut girl 界女
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# ~2 m( h9 O9 A3 t3 CThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 3 }3 t" R2 ~9 Z' `8 T; m( T

5 F1 M# K  p% s5 u( EI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 4 f7 y5 E/ s( M* b. `' h

6 A# ^6 f  {: N  CCollect father收爹 1 Y. l- s9 y* V/ y4 @7 }, p
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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6 h$ H5 `% b6 U3 M6 }7 [Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ) d. t7 C  v3 e' y" ^! |

$ }7 b9 L$ v3 X( ~1 S+ _- ~American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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0 y) S1 p4 `. J4 k! z4 \Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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! U3 {- z+ H0 E/ |/ p; U: zYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 0 c. ?2 `. R9 m. u) U
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! . o8 a# o7 N/ G7 g

2 |# W, M* t: p" W) D# P8 k* K/ oEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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: H/ X! A' H3 C, H$ B$ D0 @King eight egg.王八蛋   \% G# w  b4 f& X# J2 u
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Black son黑仔
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. J( S1 `/ r7 [  [/ X$ m: T% nToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ) A) k4 n$ e* w! U- d

; [3 l/ N& l2 q" cWear grass著草 4 N2 M4 {8 P: Q4 S
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 - o& Q) [- b$ P

5 Q. x+ Y. q; NTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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/ x' H- x' ?, _6 K5 FYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! : W! B" r( _6 M

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( V: h+ u: c8 T* U7 V  B5 V$ `One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?   F# b; n1 G5 R! N# @

: p5 g8 H) K# M- e- LA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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5 j- w( m! S- |' I  ]8 b& @A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 , O: O8 m8 {5 b4 P' h# r7 T" A
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 / Z3 f+ P! I; h, ?" V5 H' @" s$ p
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ( M$ |9 n1 I5 p* t- z

1 e' i0 B* G( G' L9 n2 ZPump water.抽水 2 a. Y) D: w6 E% \4 J! V* N" U
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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, K, p: K4 r: g) V* ]you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
7 R2 l+ i6 q  W- `% @2 BI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:: |( [; s, X% \. \7 s
還有
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/ s) |: ^3 `. d: h3 b0 W* fyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
  O+ A6 f1 U4 yI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...- H" h$ N, X- S/ p+ [0 @) V
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。, v9 `' H6 [' q) E2 g& L
例如:
' d  Q+ {  B/ v# y4 e& j2 l' y$ ]good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
2 _) c% @7 e9 g* Q最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
$ C& l8 L7 I: X* N) c5 ?仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger9 }6 Y* p" J9 k) z* n/ w+ b  F
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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