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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 9 z2 T7 h7 `$ \! b( I
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 % v" k1 T' w" f) B6 s
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ' n' R- ~7 ]# a8 r
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 9 ?* m5 k' r/ t9 p! @' ]* b
! _% I5 X' o4 R& k! g" F. ?I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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: t$ k: z, J/ e+ o8 z( a; h9 oIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 1 M3 G3 c$ q2 U8 u S; U+ }
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 2 l& O1 E* o6 f
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Fall on a street@@ 。 . L: c! F8 _5 D" C- b& e4 V
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fall on your street.""你個"K" . X/ K; H u+ D0 f4 f9 q/ e
' |% c/ h5 r8 h# _Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 & B/ s; r: f( o5 l/ Y
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Blow chicken吹雞 / P& X1 E; C7 s% X3 ?; P
( q* F1 U+ O9 L' DI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
+ y$ l. |! c: a M3 ?+ Z1 U1 s我吹雞打你班友 。 ' E2 \- i$ a. k0 e1 c9 P: i
9 `) R9 r+ @' u8 CStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 5 ^: N' P9 q4 R. ?* u, k
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Face green green臉青青 。
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8 l) f& |/ H! S7 j"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 0 \( Y8 Q3 @9 |0 R
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 7 ^, i; x8 ]% U1 ~( z- G1 h
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ) q' U& @) \1 k1 Y9 n3 A" A
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 3 }/ ~' ?3 w: C
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? ( f6 ^" ]% R& @ w: _- V6 \2 t
4 R3 G! E1 y1 J, v% g! AWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 4 x' m$ M6 Y }) \) H
$ N4 r' r& d' g" ZWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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5 R f' P! x. X- J( n) |Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 # J% L5 F" W2 H- d* c
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 2 c M% Y2 ?6 _0 V; a
9 v! Y/ Z9 i8 ]9 ?* Y7 ]: l @5 a5 ?Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 0 ]# S' V, V* B" x' ?
2 r0 ]+ E# r# b5 UCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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) [5 H5 j& d! D9 M bI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 . H, s: T* O7 g- G. P1 ^
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 6 C% J0 b- M: p& A) B# K7 o0 `
' n( b6 v2 U3 BLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 & T' h1 c8 V/ D1 q& S/ D6 W
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ( D# t# x9 H4 l& ~0 Q8 _' G8 l
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. / }% F0 M1 d/ A' L
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! % c( k; e' o3 ]- t
* [' t9 T) T1 R& t* I }) @Eight woman八婆
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( X; h: B5 t1 n% Q6 v b2 M' W+ o9 pEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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1 P4 I* h* V8 J, P+ A0 CKing eight egg.王八蛋 " a! P) ~# h9 ?; }' f8 I% T
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Black son黑仔 . C( D" }- F+ j: c( J, Z7 j3 o2 n
3 m0 U( S0 R W- W, j* k1 f$ d7 x; z! ZToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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. Y8 h4 d n+ F4 i6 `2 R5 }1 l4 m* hWear grass著草 6 d9 U) P" o" o8 Z9 a2 F |
+ E; l0 `' _+ n! B* g8 Y' D6 m2 VI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ' Y- J9 a# i; i* L8 _2 H' Z
' y% e# R' r( s, I- {$ u- C- WI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! # a; N5 S! u6 J! l
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High hand.高手 # D5 {3 y2 J. O) Q9 u
& O$ z b% s, Z# j# ^ |A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 / b" \$ E) C2 J& V* x
' z5 \7 {2 [1 Y' ^Good mother.好娘 1 L3 P: e9 _& o
2 S7 @) _+ N; A' g4 |8 x4 oYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點 4 w7 r' {7 s6 j# E* h" P W" _
1 q. Q" e g- A4 l7 Y @One old water 一舊水 - c" ? Z6 A; i, a9 ^4 Y
: O8 U4 ^% o, e% J$ bWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ; |& M# d, }' S, k. X
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 + m) h# K0 b* F) [$ s8 y
* f' A, b% L1 g1 s6 kMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 ! Y7 v; }. G; Q% g+ X0 A) J2 M
6 s- h8 u. M9 z5 ^A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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@% S& ~; o: ]! w! U0 C5 PTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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