[English]: Jokes..

小强

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8 ]+ a1 k2 u& {! Q* v1 v1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' `1 ?! z" X  J7 w3 d5 }- k- P7 A
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. W' r* R8 F" N% T/ n( ?a.They give like hell. ( u8 a4 w! p0 V% e0 K
b.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' A! l; [2 b' i' _$ K# N
- a HEART to love him,
' @' r- ?5 y* W  E8 H- a DIAMOND to marry him,
; F2 u8 \1 }+ v3 h) i0 e+ ]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 _& N. p6 J! G
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 S4 V# K4 A# M8 g" Z' E& O( z/ i3 B* EBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. e5 q" h1 o  I$ ]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ R/ v5 B* J, F2 n' p. N
The arse hole is always in front of you.  E. t9 Q. G% o

, ?$ C# W( |% F7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) p+ R0 k! {6 t% z) t
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 {: W2 `- |& F4 j7 y

8 K- f7 o, b4 R, ^! R8 p2 u% _' ?8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! W' d0 n8 A# ]% ?8 I8 g
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
+ b8 `5 H) K4 bkeep it up~~
# C7 J$ y- [8 P$ rcheers

maksim2046

that is great