[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! {1 z- i4 Y  v6 n9 ]
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; W8 S6 Y: t& L  l
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* C! D, l) Q; _6 }a.They give like hell. + ]6 v; M# X9 ]' C0 D
b.They do not yell.8 }6 r6 _. x2 A3 \% [
c.They do not tell.1 e; X, g) e* q+ _9 Q
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- |. G- r  S/ X5 n) O' |/ I1 n
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 V. ]" J+ J' V+ }$ R
- a HEART to love him,/ V' D  e) q2 @1 |" A6 ]; G& X
- a DIAMOND to marry him,  R! ]- R6 o/ c, E5 u  z8 G
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
; @0 t  t) G9 y, {0 I2 S- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( A: W8 h, g2 O/ |2 Y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 }$ E) X+ t3 y

, v: M! E+ \7 `- V1 o" u& ~% i5) What is the strongest muscle?6 Y* F, J1 _$ v0 F6 G6 t
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!  I  [+ t$ v8 n  b
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# h! |: k5 F! ~8 UThe arse hole is always in front of you.+ z; r" g0 Q* J! d! r7 H$ j
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) X% i5 e' f5 q* N% ^
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8 D5 `0 S% t$ ^& ?- x  k8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 Q: j/ \; M" e6 J6 Y' U. }
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~2 u; H& S4 V" T
keep it up~~7 a( g( k) Z' s. l( W
cheers

maksim2046

that is great