[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- {' C7 i0 r/ k; z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 h. s: m+ R) h99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 k. V5 D; N' ~) {& ?$ j, K
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! m" T. `& }; ~) ^( Z# |# e6 ~
a.They give like hell. 0 F. Q( K9 i8 _; {
b.They do not yell.# C# w# Y" V" D% U7 H5 F' i- S- J" s
c.They do not tell.
. M; j7 N" w5 W6 [  Pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
$ u* Q/ C0 |% @0 p% p0 q6 y- a HEART to love him,& u; I, ?. Z) J, e  i
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 }7 N  w  A7 f# O, K1 ]7 p; A- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 }( ^  C4 e& y
- a SPADE to bury him!
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: _+ M" |) D8 c5 ~4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ {$ c# \& t% L. _
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& Q0 I( w7 d  `5) What is the strongest muscle?4 {8 {) {8 Y# T6 A: c$ @7 K
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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$ {9 l) [0 E; c( P4 [6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
2 z1 n4 k) D! s' k$ G+ UThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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5 d, l5 _* R# ]0 U" I7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?$ Z: ^) d6 R$ J& @3 x4 A  i5 M3 A& b
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: V& Q8 p" O2 J2 R0 x) NThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~5 x* \' u6 \  N8 R
keep it up~~) ?2 C1 p: i' F$ ^6 s/ F
cheers

maksim2046

that is great