[English]: Jokes..

小强

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; w; y$ |7 Q# x# H0 f3 \+ x1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 E1 C; l) b; C1 S+ t* v
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  P" P( i( _9 M# _
a.They give like hell.
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c.They do not tell.
; t+ O7 A! y7 Z+ r- T: fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, @; a7 t" f# r2 O. _: H5 Y8 z
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 c) Q' H& g% ^' y7 r3 u9 G( |
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& i! u1 T# }/ n, g/ x
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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& q4 V$ h/ o& Q$ G5 Q) g6 q1 o5) What is the strongest muscle?1 o5 P6 ^9 }2 H! y/ O6 c1 N
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* a5 W  x' i1 B
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 `  u3 B" n! Z% ~# ~; X
The arse hole is always in front of you.7 i$ A3 v' j: a

: Z& r4 z; N3 p+ Z( L7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?$ `* x% `4 n* _) ~; V' z7 @
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 b/ R8 B1 V' j+ V/ j
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~5 \$ Y, X- S, q% `* }4 r
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great