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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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; b1 |! q6 F) Y3 |: m1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 q) V6 ~( ~( z s; I99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence7 Z8 n/ R' N8 |& \- Q" Y! o
! ^$ h7 W+ q& |1 w2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 G! v* h- }" m; Va.They give like hell. ( R+ @. Q* y2 J2 ]
b.They do not yell.2 i* Z/ v4 ]6 V2 P" w9 i( W
c.They do not tell.5 a3 ^( e a* S9 C8 f$ @
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. o. K/ ^* o. H& f5 E
( Q/ u9 ` Y) c7 z& }. S0 l$ t' f! \3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, y& E u8 c( q& x$ U: L) f$ _- a HEART to love him,) g$ u& H' z7 m4 i
- a DIAMOND to marry him,# s* [) O6 h- M3 O7 U7 Q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) R0 J% {+ @9 V! @( q
- a SPADE to bury him!' o7 _2 H& l& D
9 p: [% U S' h1 J* H( }. x4 N4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 S0 C3 g; X: l! s3 hBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later [9 ]7 m$ V$ i) U
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5) What is the strongest muscle?5 T( n' ]* {+ N; H
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& W4 W; N5 @. J2 V9 _9 V! ~% h; H
2 f" m( [1 H) n6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* ^0 J4 A+ }0 V" p! g7 tThe arse hole is always in front of you.+ ~9 N( a; \6 J: E% \6 t
) N' O& q6 L) {1 m* p7 J z7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# Q8 O# F8 V$ X, _When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ I0 E7 D2 v7 b" K
1 s, l g4 Y+ }8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* W8 U _3 M2 i) w
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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