[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 u& E$ @& {" q. U99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- Y- a7 S! |& w+ m6 R8 o# f6 h4 _

1 s9 ]1 w3 N1 U8 K5 `( J& V2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& ^& j( J1 w9 I. d! X* H! Oa.They give like hell.
' ]0 U# X. @. z6 l3 |) n. yb.They do not yell.
4 L( y9 B, a0 _$ d7 p2 sc.They do not tell.6 o8 [6 K& m; ]- I
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, w% C  R8 m. x' j- a HEART to love him,
1 H9 @4 L# v5 ?) n2 ]& B! p- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: N7 E7 T! i7 A/ l4 G0 B- g7 k; j- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 E1 B& g+ x8 q/ a8 Z8 C6 k+ [9 m
- a SPADE to bury him!0 Y; D5 T' G3 M* ]( w& T& a
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: o9 @# Y+ I6 ~, D% i: mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% V: O* `  T( U# u% D% M

0 E8 v: s% V3 O. m" J5) What is the strongest muscle?+ ]( U# _% b9 X  u
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* `6 u8 y- R8 h) v% Y: p

! r' w* G; @' j6 k5 q8 ]6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 P1 R" w% n6 p
The arse hole is always in front of you.: t( j. a+ h6 D; e4 b

( F3 c5 \8 _2 g  S7 G. o* Y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! Q+ p' L! c( [+ K  d; g2 uWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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- ~8 t* n; l. j% k* w% ?) y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! [; |* g& X, g, sThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~- R# @8 u3 X5 J4 P: L) x
keep it up~~& N( {9 W* I5 P( g7 F6 B9 M- g$ u
cheers

maksim2046

that is great