[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; a+ t' Q) Z$ I. t( ?. z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
, j) ^% K' P! ]5 C5 V, ba.They give like hell.
! Q" j  }$ g, M. tb.They do not yell.( o" O! j0 o% N/ a
c.They do not tell.
1 D, Q: Z, [! P5 i, k' `& qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 C8 i  i1 _6 \: v2 w* }3 i

' X, h& x* O+ c3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/ T8 n# ^) f: u% T% ]- C! a
- a HEART to love him,9 O" H3 s$ |) w+ N( y
- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 E# D' l( f( d3 G4 S* R1 L
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! t. c0 }- d' f4 ^; C* d
- a SPADE to bury him!
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! C' A; T) W8 K7 K  P" j. w4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 k, A2 k( b! A6 V
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, V  w/ Q1 O4 ~0 a

2 q4 u! D' P2 A* K0 k5) What is the strongest muscle?* @( T! J- H3 Z: n" f$ t; a
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 V( A- `3 e6 w* |1 v& N

& k/ F" ?5 o$ M7 e! {, m: X& m6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# {' x- W& C+ J) K5 G4 ^
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 k) X0 o8 t  W
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!6 f$ S1 D2 L2 t' E

* d' K+ O# l, J) Z; k8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ }4 e* m$ k3 FThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~  `' k4 p# [: Z0 m; Z8 h
keep it up~~" t; v4 \* s) s: A7 Q3 w  d
cheers

maksim2046

that is great