[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1 y! j9 h# ?. ~" Q+ Y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 w1 S5 ^8 [* M* t. W# `99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% a1 g: l. M3 r0 e' F9 f2 a+ d# Z

6 ]: v& ?! X: E" k" r2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: g% |: Q; {0 `1 ~9 d/ u, `) t
a.They give like hell.
' P1 i" Y3 S1 ?# z) F4 e+ n6 Ib.They do not yell.% |& S1 F( \% \- l
c.They do not tell.
. j* c& l* C) j5 n; D) I7 Dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  g, D: }5 Q6 B! c2 m
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( l: \5 o4 b! q( S  \- S- a HEART to love him,
2 o; p, N! N' z- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ D3 ]6 W! k" a7 U" K, F7 k  @- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 m( G' s( X2 x8 j5 \9 s
- a SPADE to bury him!
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; K% C# h3 z+ i& `4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 }3 Q( U; z4 f' V& G
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 b) U7 a  t8 Q2 `' T' Y" y9 A
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5) What is the strongest muscle?+ U3 c! ~! `! X% P
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, `( u) J- f! S1 d) n
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& Y) o6 S. {9 Q# bThe arse hole is always in front of you.8 V$ f. Y% b- ?1 _8 T
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) j1 E' c# L" X
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# t) p0 L& ?  X
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) U; w' {' d" eThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
0 V: e+ a" J% |4 Z% dkeep it up~~
, y) t0 ~2 l, t4 F  H7 V$ }5 F: ~cheers

maksim2046

that is great