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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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2 d {+ o `( M) M/ n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' J+ o2 N0 w' c+ I7 v6 ~* f6 S
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; s4 @# w: [& x6 A/ ?a.They give like hell.
1 |. ^% z9 n- \3 ~6 h. r& ub.They do not yell.
% i/ t. ^8 H8 s5 vc.They do not tell.
' s$ b+ Q9 h2 R* S. m {& Ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 w! o6 z2 [. z1 o
! C! Y0 X3 ` B3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- g6 h" a i& ?' k7 V; n3 _
- a HEART to love him,
4 Y1 Q. z6 }+ i$ x5 h$ [- a DIAMOND to marry him,
8 H( Y4 M: _" ^6 `3 C0 _- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- R8 L/ q) ~) w2 v3 u3 r4 `: a- a SPADE to bury him!
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6 u* Q7 `& ^$ d4 ~4 B4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# W" B6 B" E$ X# O% K
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?. Y6 Z9 F9 c' Y
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!# g: K! `4 u Z: h% Y% s0 E3 P( y" D
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! g2 b6 g8 Q5 p7 e$ DThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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5 u& D) X9 t# I! [4 C2 J; M7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
* z4 B1 ~6 K% |6 r- V& u- G( G+ |When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ f3 t1 p3 c1 M4 N2 }4 F
* Z% X5 G$ L0 q9 o0 h6 f8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 l; P- U+ v7 l* J$ oThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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