香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 4 t# G7 m7 f% w$ l" j
甘多人死，唔见你死。
$ J9 x: D! j( c, U' d2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 7 d8 T; b" ?: }8 ]. k4 ?
你教我以后点出嚟行? 4 h& l4 G2 Y2 `' Q& d7 P
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ( N) a. w  _# J) H8 D* l, ]
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
1 q& `3 S% U8 _+ o! K5 T6 X4 "I saw a pork chop" 6 {' g4 [9 p. J/ ~+ n  J, ]
我见到件猪扒啊。 / R9 |2 `3 f0 E
5 Are you road?
8 f5 l) }( a" S6 A$ u/ H你系咪路啊？
) m8 x& N- r5 N5 y4 c: c, }. U1 E6 What the water are you? , t9 c" z0 O, z  y; N$ V
你系乜水啊？ ; ^8 i9 }' V- }. I; @
7 Do you big me?
7 j, i* b* K! G- j8 W. s: d% y你大我啊？
& P4 q- W* ?! q, @# X; Q8 Zebra chops people.
7 O5 J2 A4 j: i2 k3 v班马劈友。 0 _4 }1 _/ p' a9 c' X/ m7 l0 J
9 The king of the cutting girl.
" S$ _, D/ @* ~; K7 ]& _9 U( m界女王。 8 ~, H$ G: q5 l8 R9 u0 n
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. " k3 Q8 o5 d  t
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 % c+ w' E& I" D0 a+ S3 I8 `: q
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
% ^9 A! F4 ~* A! r$ v你当我无到？
! L* x" S9 X$ \! o9 ?, x12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. * n- H0 Z" h3 o, ~/ ]
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 6 q* H% C9 F0 H+ N6 F& o% H/ U9 e' I9 h! h
13 Today I was very black son.
/ m4 N/ l7 U& T& O% m1 j8 X  R' Z3 O今日我好黑仔。 # V. H7 O/ T! I; K/ `. ^
14 I am wearing grass. / V8 P0 h0 ]! A; K
我着紧草。 , z: y. A6 P  a3 z0 c! k4 Y
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
! C8 l, J  d6 G: t9 [0 }9 K( L9 B你未够班同我讲数！
8 i; p3 L% a5 G7 M$ k3 o4 c16 Two beat six.
. u+ u$ U+ Y4 \% \  D) {, X二打六
: y* G6 B! M3 _/ i+ n1 L2 w+ f& M5 Z& y: x17 Two five son. 3 e; v8 C" \- O5 z. t
二五仔
9 `: D4 X" M7 s' q7 o% _18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
: b7 Q0 ?2 l7 V琴琴青
& }+ g1 N+ H( q1 t7 `& Y6 k19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 4 e! {, h( E& T3 m6 E2 F  u2 r
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
' E% C5 h- ~) _3 Y4 C20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 5 H& d2 ~! T& T0 _- W+ a' x5 P) U
蠢蠢欲動 。
4 Z3 `" |2 V. d) H3 m21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 0 `' l% X6 p: W4 D. \# S+ @, x
人山人海 。 6 J7 F% d% {2 n+ q& ~. Q7 f) u
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 + _' R- H6 r! A; p
你算老幾? : `2 c* d9 m3 U& O, [
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 2 @$ E7 j( ^$ x
你講乜鬼? " K6 \' \! H# l9 |& I, u
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
( |% ^6 J- ^$ z+ Z$ t% K我驚你有牙！
* R) \. c. k4 f) ]6 @25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
  c  `0 {* Y; w# N. m% s! C心花怒放。   
. B8 [( ~4 l3 }$ O9 z; N  oFish skin & g) |3 ]6 p; S- h7 J8 Q
鱼皮 。
9 }* S& s% E' W2 O) FMonster of blowing water. : q. |( ^% p+ F7 X  V) D
吹水怪。 : D6 K/ ~; ?3 T9 R" V5 d; |, a5 c
Face green green - N) R3 {3 P# p
面青青。 $ P2 J7 i6 @' c% g6 A5 r% F6 B' L
You see road carefully . Y9 y3 ?( Q+ C+ O2 Q9 \) E' Q" j$ Z
你小心睇路 7 L" ^5 r" H( |3 I4 O
You go to street carefully " S9 C- I+ w0 B  @; y
你出街小心D。
. d8 v7 b' Y, d( X- S- I4 Y+ l: T4 nDo the world
, M# F$ Q$ D9 b做世界 。 9 e+ I- L* b9 C
Big tea rice 6 Y' {) Z- M: I# H% _8 }
大茶饭 。
5 y9 k+ `, W/ w. }American chinese not enough.
- U9 s- E% ]& }2 {; n美中不足。 1 {6 m. [: p+ s; y. a! I" ~
King eight egg.
; _; c: Q1 r/ X% C王八蛋 " R6 F* X. o6 K) }  [
High hand. - P8 B' J3 V; x/ I6 y9 F
高手
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Old dot.
8 \7 M9 J' C" l$ Z9 q2 t老点
5 v8 }% h3 H! H$ l. Y/ ]) r3 z( BOne old water
3 l4 f. h7 U$ @2 W" @7 Z, B一旧水 * A' J) ~- p9 y" f( F6 t4 s: A- s3 |5 `! s
I know your mouse.
$ j; s$ _; {1 q- d4 G我识你老鼠！ 6 o. N! V- F" P. ^
Measure water/Pound water. ( f+ j" R9 ~7 i& C- V% K
磅水 4 b8 s7 [- }' N) |' G
A dragon service. + V1 P& b) r5 E. e
一条龙服务
9 b) z- h) s* pPump water. " Z) ^- b+ d# i: |( d5 ^0 W
****
! i+ N* E: r* BI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , J$ S3 F' O2 _- D
我吹鸡打你班友。
: W6 |$ Q: b& \- e. EYou jump building.
2 v& b& x3 G/ H: h: I/ v你跳楼啦。
/ Q* \7 o: l& a4 V; mYou come back home and eat banana
; c& G) L2 q; q7 w3 q5 k# {& E/ E你返屋企食蕉啦
7 v' h  i% u' X" e( }I give you a hair. ! c: R, o- ?  I4 {5 b
我俾条毛你ar!
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  U+ g; i. [3 zCollect skin
3 B0 U9 z; n& a' T* Z收皮 ( h7 a" K2 J9 r% F! h
Collect father
7 ]7 x; m) Q- `# b收爹 . d, }* S6 `& F" R2 {" ?( g2 ^
You give me collect father. - H8 x/ u( g! V6 I$ J
你同我收爹！
; Z0 E) B( _* ?2 p' w# t  JLaugh die me. 5 A0 D9 X3 B( f8 f: q3 \/ \* D5 o
笑死我。 $ z& i. x( k$ s. O; a9 q
You give me stop. / P7 p6 O9 Q% x9 C: e
你同我企系度。 3 }/ e$ m2 i8 K& B: S
Eight woman # `6 G, F, F. ?% f5 S: d
八婆
* R1 u+ v8 A0 {  HEight woman,you are good! 4 q. o8 A0 j/ P2 ^" m' b7 p. K
八婆，你好o野! $ Q* i6 t5 n" R. A! f1 a4 h: M+ c
What the spring do you do? 4 L/ w/ W- n$ f3 E7 j5 y
你搞乜春啊?
2 R4 S1 W1 \$ l- X' U( FA dog of eating dung
8 j$ D* z* P' z% Z. G- p8 w食屎狗 * T0 ~* ]: h- `/ {) e/ ]3 ?: X
A ghost of ass + r3 s, S9 C( [4 B, O1 {2 C4 J4 g
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
& x4 M# U9 G  a5 @都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

8 i4 d* B* T6 ~# h# d& p

. L1 y9 M) ~7 t2 H+ ]totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......0 x  y0 |( a' i0 Z) c9 `$ {7 g5 N) d& M$ J
this is not hong kong style english.....
) A) n. h: W4 m% t( {this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....6 P) d$ ?) I: L4 T# `8 `
i've already ban this shit...$ M0 \0 h* g; P7 X
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.