香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
/ \+ Z, ]4 f% v  D7 O甘多人死，唔见你死。 ) m& f' W% `: C' S
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
9 F) V7 g" N) m你教我以后点出嚟行?
* v) A. e0 h, O' _, @  v3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
0 V: @8 l* {1 r如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 + n) h0 {  v0 ?" m! v( \
4 "I saw a pork chop"
  B( [7 c9 s0 w" Q: V1 I4 O, ^我见到件猪扒啊。 & M4 A; R% z6 n4 A# O9 V
5 Are you road? ! `9 ^  L1 D, M' G" b- Y, }: R
你系咪路啊？
# u8 Y; T" E; x6 What the water are you?
- ~7 u& ]7 w! v$ c你系乜水啊？ % B+ {1 N% b9 p) \: q8 }
7 Do you big me?
. D$ b) Q3 M: G" u你大我啊？ ; g9 t2 h/ d  n( w
8 Zebra chops people.
6 ^4 n! P9 h- L2 ^; P- u/ ]  l班马劈友。 / f+ x* p/ B" a8 b" ?9 b7 |- D
9 The king of the cutting girl. , H" `. Y2 z' B& T
界女王。 ; F# }$ n: J3 g7 v
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. . c) U* x6 w: X, I' S
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 0 [* l; e- q& q: o4 S- Y3 i
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? - z6 ~) S6 O  Y, B
你当我无到？
& `' P8 i: b6 E( y* e12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. / I( t& y- O( c- o
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ # x/ D' J" P% V9 m2 m' b( _
13 Today I was very black son.
1 U( j" ~4 l* c3 e! |今日我好黑仔。
# J( m# `+ L! O14 I am wearing grass.
4 X  M" }$ X+ g& q我着紧草。
0 i6 v7 E- J" ^! s" b% O15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! - w, Y2 x" w. }6 j' H. r# o
你未够班同我讲数！
/ B0 w+ V; k" I1 u16 Two beat six.
' F+ T, a* g- W- v二打六 & V! s- g0 a2 w
17 Two five son. 9 X: M6 c5 ]5 ~9 a
二五仔 + d8 k/ r7 }4 a. x
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
; U9 F; ?! y! M" a: I( V! s琴琴青 : ]) w3 Z$ ~. [7 I  {  a) V/ Z1 {, e4 D
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 & |: o' s1 p9 D$ N* _
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ * v" F3 |6 x" d
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
  s/ g9 f1 \7 ]; l% X! {蠢蠢欲動 。
/ m7 V% w% Q+ M3 v" g$ y: `+ s8 d21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 5 ]/ g# f* l/ _! x( C
人山人海 。 ' W! C, k* ~* M* B4 c$ r
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
% D/ S# \+ j: D$ t2 ~  k你算老幾?
: @  M( M9 z- ~7 }7 M6 f5 s1 r23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
0 c4 k' l/ I, f0 m. j: ]你講乜鬼?
0 u- N( ]5 |; C5 R; b. J24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
& Y: ^4 B& f# s* W9 [  F8 z我驚你有牙！ 5 `& c  ?9 _* f( v) e" C; x
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
, G% v- y4 A0 g$ v/ v' a& [心花怒放。   
$ x4 u3 S+ {" Y4 P# YFish skin , i" S/ R2 c" I7 I! }! P2 d
鱼皮 。
- [# W+ X. Q' ?+ ]Monster of blowing water.
  m3 @- A% S& R4 D- Y& {吹水怪。 5 E# c# z7 X0 z; z9 I
Face green green
1 t1 E, \- m- U$ F面青青。
% B' Z+ P. y0 h0 Q# X/ u4 hYou see road carefully * o* b4 C  x6 L
你小心睇路
  i, ^& s5 N* H! q2 @3 f# {) M, I$ QYou go to street carefully
' V0 a6 z: ]1 u: i: a% r. }( I! j) u你出街小心D。
% z+ }$ \. J* CDo the world
2 L5 }" Z' [; n8 ~9 O1 Z1 p做世界 。
" P5 `+ @6 H# |1 r9 BBig tea rice
) {  t8 _  t4 p* K% V  w7 P6 V大茶饭 。 8 f( B! S$ m: c
American chinese not enough. / d+ z! `' q" A& e( m( p  \7 ~
美中不足。 9 F. Y! R$ s' ]7 d, H
King eight egg. ) j) d( L/ d- P/ f3 m8 s+ ]/ A
王八蛋
$ ~  t& A* |* ^High hand. 0 V& C  n: f+ Z8 Z
高手 9 v( o  v3 N6 m0 z

) G) u4 u2 r( ]( `: @" AOld dot.
! D' z: u+ n! _5 E0 g老点
: {& d) \7 I& Z% F7 ?One old water 0 D. I# Q9 I- `) [$ |2 R6 ?" c3 D
一旧水 1 O1 O) C. `% w* n
I know your mouse. " ?. s+ g( a8 _+ j
我识你老鼠！
9 ~* D, g/ H$ ^6 ^/ l5 X' Y* [9 p) d  iMeasure water/Pound water.
: S: \- ^" f; d% Z2 Z) ?' n磅水 + D- u: V( R/ b7 s& @
A dragon service.
; ^% u1 q% @# c8 W9 m! Z& D6 u一条龙服务
! s7 u. R5 H' D% l8 ^Pump water. 2 @  e- ?  k: i7 P/ [5 K
****
& z# v/ G1 S  A6 }8 B5 fI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 g4 m+ r7 k) ?, Y$ ~
我吹鸡打你班友。 ! Y9 V. m& d) U7 J: _
You jump building. 8 X' W& J- a" U! t8 B' A, m
你跳楼啦。 & R1 P/ V; Y, O' W' G
You come back home and eat banana ; B% f8 X9 O! v4 k) y- ?1 h
你返屋企食蕉啦 . h; g2 M8 p8 h6 i/ w
I give you a hair.
9 V& h: V1 w$ g1 B: X) v% C/ w我俾条毛你ar! # z; _0 u& j& `8 X

- U$ z, |. d5 r$ a! zCollect skin
, V& K4 }  T( U; Y4 c% ]! k: Z收皮 2 t& P& Z1 m9 q: o# b  @
Collect father
1 g. e% Z0 Z6 m3 B收爹 3 K4 e8 l/ z3 a
You give me collect father. 0 ^% V% c4 Q4 F
你同我收爹！ 6 s8 S$ l, a/ u
Laugh die me. , G* V( g# D" d2 F& y; u, D
笑死我。
6 N; V2 X3 X" k3 x5 fYou give me stop. 2 x. U+ Y2 o# ~* z  q1 J
你同我企系度。 ' o/ ^  ~; c$ L) h
Eight woman 9 y2 G- \4 V. |" E; A# M' Q
八婆 0 \9 v( Q6 I4 c2 F- G# J8 i* ~
Eight woman,you are good! 6 Q* _. Y9 Y3 d. f0 s
八婆，你好o野! 2 Y- h7 E. e8 N
What the spring do you do? ! `$ K7 O+ `: o5 R7 N1 O0 M' m
你搞乜春啊? 1 m! q0 L3 h* A# e9 N8 t
A dog of eating dung
% W" o9 W: b6 t: C8 D食屎狗 % ^: t9 D# n; R( l" w, A7 @
A ghost of ass
% C4 V6 P- a: F9 ]: H屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
1 o, E  a2 D* N, F# `' I" a! k( V( J都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

  a1 H0 x1 b2 T+ t
9 q9 s% s* S9 _* i$ rtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......2 L. v6 o9 P6 m' J  u7 B
this is not hong kong style english.....
4 q" G+ t: y3 U$ G. o4 jthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....5 O" O) n& s# O5 i7 u  [% x
i've already ban this shit...6 g. M# X; m! `9 `
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.