[轉貼] English Jokes

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LITTLE TONY ON MATH
Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father?

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,' I said '6'," replies TONY.

"But that's right!" says his dad.

"Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'

"What's the --- difference?" asks the father.

"That's what I said!"




LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER
Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after
another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son,
you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne,
rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own --- business."




LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of
hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence
twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father
bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in It. "

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little
Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on
little TONY.

"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, --- beautiful!'"

stomata

=.= I think I have to leave English comments for English jokes.....
"It's very cold here....."

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I think these three jokes are quite bored =.="