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人之初:At the beginning of life. 1 N0 f! t' k" E1 e5 t* z! l

  |* A( Z' N! N0 ]0 }2 ]  \6 Q性本善:Sex is good. % \4 \) j. P* X/ h6 J9 y
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 1 K1 D& S& E( O8 G

& `* }+ Z" J# H. Z/ L習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. . s8 S9 o, v! S/ o

/ z) P) F( y8 G苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ' d5 ]! u/ v7 Y! J

1 O. }' @! s  U! S5 X  Q% X性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 6 I5 a8 e+ F! h2 s9 g- C) h
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. / I& O; |! }, }: S1 W# y

4 ]- g0 e1 r# }' G, a昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 5 e( S- o4 v# }

6 E1 M$ f+ n+ |. H* G擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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! I' J" e  Q& I+ K! p' m1 S子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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3 t) ^, b" A7 M1 f5 K7 o6 @' z- i+ d竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ; g! w! U/ p8 b' v) g

- O# M2 s6 H5 q$ _  G* A- d" l, Q; V; z- }教五子 :All his five son took it
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3 D1 l0 {0 q" o; ]. o" A  k名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. $ b" j" b  `# x

7 R  _7 `+ M$ m- l& ^9 l養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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4 {  l2 Z9 F4 |1 W  c" [父之過 :It is all your fault. " S. V% F5 l" Z* l

7 K6 j! L3 D" B' [, N# D教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 6 J1 V8 ^" F# S

6 k1 d* p* l# c' V3 D+ u. ~9 `師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , w+ \% l& Y3 I) e  Y

0 X4 x  u* ]; Z+ @4 v8 `0 I1 t: p子不學 :You may refuse to study this $ p6 R8 n: L; X* u: V9 B9 s
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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+ U- I3 }# I: _. R6 w, A老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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8 ^& W9 J4 t  `7 H1 {5 }6 s玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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" b' h( l: |2 u: t, v( \- [不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 5 x' u4 G) _; S, \% M( v6 F6 `
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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. z8 Z1 F, _6 w5 I. M0 |不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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