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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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: @" U& p) q. [* o3 |& W性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 6 |7 @0 v% u- m9 w$ \# M, ]
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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! N% m, m5 E8 n2 r# j' P  A$ N苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. & W( V% \4 s0 U# l3 F

8 M4 ?" P" J8 \. L: ~% a教之道:The way of learning it 1 `, @4 X: g# i7 p$ I5 U$ R

( ^6 Q3 S" i! h貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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" T; r, C2 ^0 G2 |6 t昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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! R- Y- @9 |2 F, W  F7 I擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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9 X. `& q3 A& @$ F( I( {- y子不學:If you don't study hard,
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& M2 n: G& X3 |. D斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 9 X2 T( m6 l% g4 A$ f
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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6 G) d  U' m0 w; P8 H有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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# ]: Z4 [# i, b- m% G% ~教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ) y' g* ]* m* G9 D+ |/ }

+ e! q) T% `2 R# @6 q% N養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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5 a' N+ g+ v1 j. }) O7 f父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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. q1 ~; B% i7 S師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this / H) J. s+ P& _, c5 |
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake $ `) \) e2 A5 H9 X

% ?( n5 \6 }7 x& E( y9 v& x幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 0 ^( G# W: b- T7 s1 i7 R. k: e
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 5 d' g+ B) a+ R: \( {+ o0 u
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, / f8 W" ?! O7 ^' t! w
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. . t. n5 n% }$ f3 Z

! E3 S9 h  }) O& e! l$ E( S人不學 :If you don't learn sex, - z' e  u6 s0 a4 A
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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