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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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3 Y8 @5 C) L% h' N* q性本善:Sex is good. 1 B; a' I4 h7 J

9 W4 Y/ u' f* u) S/ c性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. # n: M7 K& j8 J3 u9 t/ {6 q8 b
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 1 {/ U4 z0 L- L6 h1 j6 L

4 H. D% G8 E( U% a苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. - E# w1 {& ]9 W. _1 ?5 I: e0 ]& }
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. , N0 i: h  A2 |2 ]) w/ p5 z

2 {. q7 T" @1 ^+ J: e) q& i教之道:The way of learning it , v" L: }( h+ E* I% J* z6 }6 U3 }

. p. q1 O: B1 Z3 q* I貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. . v' S( k  L4 _# ?
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 6 E- y2 l; x3 W$ [
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, , N( z7 l5 q1 R& C- {# F  s( Y, }

% i; O2 D1 ?2 x% w* f0 \斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ' a) m$ d6 ~% k& ?$ ^
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 0 c0 [( g* Y2 c

7 @8 D9 K0 G( B- ?6 Q有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ! d, \1 @* G" J2 a: m

+ s$ N( d; X+ H教五子 :All his five son took it
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6 Y- l3 }, \" o* u$ O名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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3 L4 P2 c5 `  G% J. X3 T* h* X" r8 `養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 8 }9 B0 x1 s" d4 O& s( h: v) G, ^0 V
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, # D4 u# X/ l! E5 G- J1 ~1 E( f
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 w& x& x& l2 j, D6 A) w+ x
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 7 p% _# F! H2 M% c+ r/ D
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake # Y  _" f& W. E; ~
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 5 T# `! @0 ], y& Q

+ |2 {6 w& |, x  P6 x& K+ a2 f老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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0 s3 s; L" N' C) p; B1 T玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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) o2 w* z  M3 Y( i9 Q8 u8 ~不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 2 r/ }8 J5 V. j* _+ w1 [( G1 S% M

/ y8 _' ]/ M. P) X. w人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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