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人之初:At the beginning of life. 9 g  v6 ?# U( c

; k$ K% u) u& ^8 J  P% {: d性本善:Sex is good. : [0 x# k+ h" s

) G4 g, i9 S  z8 i4 ?8 A" R性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 5 Y5 x' q- @8 z9 G3 i/ v1 ]
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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( x# t2 M4 [& |1 P: t苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. + o" {$ L7 w  }, O: X' m

% o) P: {" w' h  \2 p% x性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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+ ^# a  O2 a7 r. F4 ]教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 2 e$ b: f2 j# m: c8 q
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 M9 M+ ~/ j/ k6 ^# @# P9 l子不學:If you don't study hard, ) d$ E9 W: C! Z. Q+ B

) y8 L* O" R. f0 I斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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8 y$ e: F- e8 ^2 x, }  i( C竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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* e& r8 u) j8 F) y有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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& W: A! T; B- k5 I4 n教五子 :All his five son took it ) W# R) v0 ?# N, m+ t9 R- R
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : W* Y8 M0 c, w  L

8 `3 Z+ a) q# |) p7 N; ~* W養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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# M4 l8 @+ k3 }9 j父之過 :It is all your fault. 8 E2 i6 l, Z* s9 s5 [

" t3 n- y3 O1 v8 e教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 c/ \( U# X% }" z* S# _
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 5 I2 ]9 y2 D7 t# _0 O4 _
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 0 J3 v2 R8 F, |; \6 C! U2 z9 z
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, $ y; \* r3 {( P

: ]/ u7 Y7 @8 A( ~不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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+ y- C( g& U4 i3 `$ J人不學 :If you don't learn sex, . h1 [" @9 Y1 g: b( G. y: [
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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