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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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3 W. H' z$ b! r  y+ Y) U% y6 H性本善:Sex is good. ( E& e0 o# [" l

$ j$ d( e( o) |* A4 J1 t8 A性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ! D+ U+ z' a# U  b. c
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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4 @% W+ j: P( W! Q/ y# C. q& m苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ; Q& `) x/ E4 _  B) y' P1 r

( L, ^& w) R/ b; w性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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, C5 \2 h* q: {3 a% l教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 1 B4 W* {1 i" k, i1 F, A) A0 Y: Z

' H) y. a! H: p1 b; {昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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4 }# v1 T6 E& @8 M子不學:If you don't study hard, 6 ]& ?' F' S. c3 ~& F) M2 u; Y

" @# q6 O' n( b; v! |& x8 S斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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+ z, h6 ^3 o# m# n竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous # ]& u& G& L( H, L
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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' H5 U0 P: E$ u  D1 ?* l' P教五子 :All his five son took it 9 i. v/ G" D9 {; g: K4 _6 ]( z3 K
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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5 _, i& f( ~% a9 _3 x養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 1 V5 \. u, }1 f$ X- x  b( a% `0 e

4 H4 w! |+ m' X! V1 L: Y& F" p: J父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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: y! m& P3 R/ f$ ~1 K4 u3 X7 Z% u師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + G" v% i( w( M
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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9 ?* u5 |! y& \) \2 ~# ]$ d非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, " W; S: w" x8 s/ L

9 j! g. P; ?/ W老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged % m+ @& F+ i: U$ u5 _1 h

5 m  S# B# T( \6 h/ g" t玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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# s8 H# e2 i( r0 H+ |% X不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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