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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. ) g' C2 _8 ~2 W9 b
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. # C3 n( E8 o- J0 y0 j
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 8 Y5 y. c7 |8 b' H

5 b; ~2 K1 o. f0 B3 k5 u9 Q' e性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. : r* x" }, L4 ~5 V# D
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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, v" I+ V" I  b) U) y+ ^) {/ O: p昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 5 \8 a" N9 {- H3 |  v( w

; g3 }! Q6 k7 J9 |1 n擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 E4 Z/ W; J( r4 S1 W) g8 o. P7 h) w子不學:If you don't study hard, " I2 _4 @- z; t& `- N

8 L7 r- ~$ W( ~% t& b, t" `斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 i/ M6 g, r& ?9 \) P  P
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous , j$ \4 i0 u2 A' G# I

& ]2 T& d( v% D- l" g有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine & d0 ~1 ?6 Q2 n5 t! V. p+ M

1 R/ |3 f8 F8 k% i0 H4 M$ _教五子 :All his five son took it " T0 N% V1 p, W4 D+ W

0 _4 Z: [% f; o! M名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 4 X, }, [8 K  C* X6 P) W  C
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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) \- ?! o/ v3 U% g父之過 :It is all your fault. ) ~( ]2 L% t+ H

( j+ u1 s  \% s1 o教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, / r. v. b+ j1 s! H1 _; U
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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4 X# a5 F5 f2 L子不學 :You may refuse to study this ( H! n, _% j7 {% p
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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7 V, e; y+ z  d# L幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 6 H, S& x) U3 U: k8 r- W
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, / N  R0 Y& u; X1 U, _$ E0 ^( j2 s* G% i; a

3 X( ^: W3 C( f1 `" F不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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