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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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$ n: |* w; n  G9 x' B9 u# S性本善:Sex is good. 1 u, }* m9 B0 C& |

* C4 @+ u8 E: ^. y- n; j性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 1 |( n6 a2 k5 M7 K  q
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 1 {0 ^3 Q, a6 [0 R. X

7 _8 D9 L5 K. q4 C5 Q" V: [苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.   y! `! x( x2 M
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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- ~1 j/ z5 m( O' r$ x' n貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 5 u) o. l+ j" d( M# b$ S  i: e

4 h: `( |  H4 a昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng : \. Y( A5 d3 @0 x) ?6 {& v
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. . l  ?1 ]& |/ H7 N. m' \* w5 U

! X/ T" P) b5 t子不學:If you don't study hard,
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5 u* l$ D% H5 C$ d2 C0 S2 o斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 y* ]9 g7 g* Y% ~# h% M

6 ^2 q5 E- f8 x+ j. t# j$ u2 q竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 0 F1 a# w8 G" {( O/ h4 u/ i

" d. R/ R& ?( k: l( F  X. Q1 Y教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.   c; r+ E/ a7 n0 @/ V0 G: D
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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1 e0 A- f# _4 i# d- B父之過 :It is all your fault. - w2 x8 c' R, @2 I: _
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, : r6 t$ }  W- d
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1 T/ x# M, A1 [! [& T; O* q  c8 x; E

! t- S, r) Y: C/ F' J0 C0 K4 F子不學 :You may refuse to study this   o0 x$ K+ u" ^* ~

9 y8 I8 T" ^. Z; J# V3 p  o非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ; p) _. ]9 z/ l: M' ?
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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: J8 N7 P7 Y8 \" i6 ~8 f老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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4 }: S/ ?9 N5 y# Q& j玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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5 n5 D* l! L. ?1 C' Q) r不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, , S9 p) ]9 @) D  V
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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