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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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# L2 N3 {( [& [( l2 K/ m9 c( I; l性本善:Sex is good. 6 [) p3 Q4 c2 d
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ! q+ i0 I8 @4 R

5 \3 e( `0 E- q- Q習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. * z8 u9 i. G) |; d' F# y6 O

; y4 W  l' \# P. U5 q. Z* x性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. , |, _; ^+ J3 s6 U- Y7 {; n

  `) N. d! J, J教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. . g- r3 D5 U* O
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 9 b$ r  u$ M* ?; j6 S
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.   {9 d" s, _; S$ `# C9 q- L/ y
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 W8 s; A# ?# @2 Z  {! d3 |8 j5 w
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 a5 F  c) o3 h+ G, f: p- H  S7 y

$ [; R6 Y* }" V0 F教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, + V9 r5 t5 G6 U) _
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ! \0 S* S# y: f& D" I+ A4 Z4 F

2 z5 W) _- ], b0 r; \教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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8 P$ B7 o$ D7 f% v9 m) n  Q師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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; |+ e* {4 ~9 k3 }# h2 O! B幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 8 }, E) }$ N/ o
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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1 H+ w* |' u2 @/ Z# t- f, a0 c0 h玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 8 U! u, M1 S! j/ p( e

8 [4 {& y* h  z/ C$ @" v人不學 :If you don't learn sex, & Q& s" J0 o! b" Y

* _- @6 a" X" i3 [$ d. M6 }  w不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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