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The best Resignation Letter ever in the world

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Dear Mother fucker,

This will confirm my resignation with your fuck up company. I
have accepted a lucrative position with a company where being
a bitch is not a job prerequisite for managerial skills.

I am looking forward to my new position and the challenges
that await me, unlike when I worked with you assholes. My last
day of work will be when you realize I came in late last night
and cleaned out my desk, including all the supplies I requested
and received last week.

Hopefully your dumb ass can figure out all the shit I've left
undone for the new team, as well as the ongoing projects I never
completed.

Once the company figures out that you don't know a Damn thing,
they will not only fire my replacement, but your ass as well.

My experience with this fucking company has been very
unrewarding. I was only rewarded by your secretary, she
is a good fucker and sucker. We fucked all over your
office and also on your desk when you were away. She
revealed that u screwed her when everytime she appeal for
salary increment. She enjoyed sex with me but not to a
corpse like you. In short, you are not only a fucker but a
poor fucker.

Anyway, I appreciate having had the opportunity to use you
as a steppingstone to a better future. I wish you and the
organization not a fucking thing, bitch-ass motherfuckers.

Please feel free not to say a damn thing to me should you
see me on the street, unless you want your ass kicked and
skrewed.



Yours sincerely,

Sign your name
最鍾意黃耀明~
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