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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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{_1W;f0oD Blow chicken吹雞
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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V:`nb^pX What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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`:FCF$Q Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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WXV Nur ?0y Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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}"F2p.q4Np'PN3] I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:"k2XJK3q3i{E
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tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..0\,Z:I.pGno

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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過(xdJyv#@:QQ
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。:D
K%bwqs#^\*@9C%c"y 仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! c,[!b`Q
i very need it !!!

downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
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cp"Ib.ao you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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