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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 6Vu&e
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 7`+i,e9o |9s1eQ1P

4I5bWS(_i$i$E You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 5pbsPgi@A

,Km@+{d-E0o6M] If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Blow water吹水
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Blow chicken吹雞
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Face green green臉青青 。 T2X&U%EuL1w

P6I%Q}JN*Qu "Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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?~b$`2aV/rD3U(my You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 $Y0U6N/Ud_
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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HX/_:Y`3Ro-Q/s Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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!N Z:@p&L&^ What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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NOE8lk Cut girl 界女

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k(o7Hx[R Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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#` w DV.t$n Laugh die me.笑死我。
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F1iN:K9IRe6B You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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!t9e1zr] 你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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King eight egg.王八蛋 "z$c7L8`._)\)[
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Black son黑仔
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 1WG9UV4U*Ni

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Good mother.好娘
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^#Zm#s2V%o You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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,Gk_:[?9fr One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? V8F9gxO){
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 U:R#v8{ymJT
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 -P)WA9u4m2gRu4s)U

I3wf(X8g0?2O?8^ Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM::o9yq#]Nr6i,Ad?:D
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用inside..:D:D:D

tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..k*o4Tte k)c5`\

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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
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super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! #FtSXC |f(]
i very need it !!!

downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
y5H-zC@F 笑到我肚痛﹐ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  笑到... [/quote]Hj$n'}|E
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you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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