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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ Ta"V,E6K

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fk/{$H}5| Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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hG&Xp-I%s/ALK "Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ Sz&nA2@a-l;t`1Hj
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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JpCD_@\ Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 8A#j,C,R,V(l
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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\DB*T&i I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 7`F`!~O(su

Ks$X0Zq^ I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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*B/e*}HX+h @,T A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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One old water 一舊水
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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x'P&mo%tF Pump water.抽水
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..-{b2S.f;L!eb)[ ~s?
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
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super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough gingerzNk,E-C%S
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
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downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54::s+fm2{2T/i,S#~v
笑到我肚痛﹐ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  笑到... [/quote]
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"Pa fk%f5K/X you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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