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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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Collect father收爹
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你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 6^|/?R]w#d
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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One old water 一舊水
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&`!I,U(Mu6vy&N Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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MiJ1k4A Pump water.抽水
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hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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*G.b)W.H&m9E${ you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
@)S{]7g I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:+V k)](Q3~2v,xe3x4v
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
{S{x_ I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷 [/quote]
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用inside..:D:D:D

tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。4K\Q!daRM.[(A-q
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good rope 好索

奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! mcQ d+r(M6IS
i very need it !!!

downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:'F;Ld;PVd;q
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you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:$BrAQ'\"D

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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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