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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 (R0[/u/j+A[N|tK
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 T8q wJzn:X

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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? /~ vX U)an

BnVQ._P7q6E4G Laugh die me.笑死我。
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(qt4ZO!S"f Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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Qft*lo3]5r Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:K2p@RT RB"d
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y$|"K,?!_Vh d人係連inner都唔識...
H$gr"_0NK 用inside..:D:D:D

tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。:D4Z*Gp,X\$s3FL$F
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough gingerE~#B2k'a$x
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
Pv4{P(S/Ts{ i very need it !!!

downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:8z ]&T#U'N:` m
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Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:-a?8HT@M:AP7p8n

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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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