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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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T!Oxl;y/r)A2~ If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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.VtY3VBYP Blow chicken吹雞
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;L[3x0U;z Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Le6o)_F)W;Y;S You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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5as0_4r"pw How senior are you?你算老幾? D g4C
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Do the world做世界 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? @? [9OF]
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Cut girl 界女
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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}&~0[J%s Black son黑仔
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ p G6sB6i
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,?zW GA-vf One old water 一舊水
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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|8q2H|X5@ you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
s,n-d8un\4}K2V I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
"`1Z$J*v;Z^ 還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳~]4];mPiR
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷 [/quote]
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tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。:D
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super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
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downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
vXo_$y 笑到我肚痛﹐ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  笑到... [/quote],d}VAhG
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4q G/ZX!O A you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:0l6wJ+P+t2B6X:\V
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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