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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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Blow water吹水
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我吹雞打你班友 。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?

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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ Zf!A8si+T[2y
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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d人係連inner都唔識...
Ay:eC uh 用inside..:D:D:D

tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
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I7i C0i0BT.dv;r 仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !

_DP)kb i very need it !!!

downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:0D(za)^&S/x(^k0_
笑到我肚痛﹐ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  笑到... [/quote]
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&OM1k!@V8Bl(_ you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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you have today-你有今天 [/quote]xA
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U$IKW4\sG,Q;p 係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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