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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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7Z8m0fR;s M3GH You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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,[?vel&P E@ I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ $LW1wz-N l` UE

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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
8c]]+N;U1Ds6l 點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 f$a4h%eQ*V6Ze
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Do the world做世界 。 HB#F i-u8y3H

[FM^:Z;UT&aO Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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!s@V.F4pHD/v,q Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 j-Bf,^J5nh,p
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ {GI6`.iD5G(xne
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3Qo6Io9OX%iS You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ slE4_,p6K
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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3_;e3F*E(s3v Laugh die me.笑死我。
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l&j`;uy~ \;o|K American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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\%}x"K.i Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 :K'we2o?3|r-O
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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Gn,b8Sa~ I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ `D'[LVu3Q

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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? A3o+u6px)N&YOikz

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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 p0m O6T^+X\r x9w
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Pump water.抽水 @j$LKp

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'tg-m)qVH Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
&sT]*J/a7I%H/L I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
9u*iyrdFJe7H 還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
N"[2]N(cm4v? I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷 [/quote]~0m8j:_6Z2w1l7e
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用inside..:D:D:D

tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。e_M?3Ta#o.Z
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good rope 好索

奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過"oC6kG%?7\|d4a
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。:D
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super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough gingerR'~ t~*R v-?

.oE|8j5A{|W| 我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! _^:G*a0{/L S
i very need it !!!

downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:YLYKF
笑到我肚痛﹐ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  笑到... [/quote]
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&j$y7bO/q_ you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:'{:]f:L.X_oG:d

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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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