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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 T E)[$W5B*NI'\

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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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One old water 一舊水 3G)iz0u!u

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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Two hit six.二打六
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hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳ii%|nl
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:o2s'yir:z^&h
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6?!Q8C#Q2U you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
G'd$lOOo]C#A I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷 [/quote]l.Rl(s(~w([
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tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..)K%q$`B-hV
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過R&@DAo7w7S
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。:D1uw
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super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough gingery}'c|-L"A J"c/I `

`,Q6YV2m+k2WIy 我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
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downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:+K-|}?qr
笑到我肚痛﹐ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  笑到... [/quote]:K_cHtdR$N7B
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you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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