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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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'n Bt-^5YV(V/h Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 4U&D?|MoX

U6uscU I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ Pm)J8D Ko.C @7j8f,M
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ Yv L'A:VM%N&Z5C-~5]

Gq(wQ4fy Fish skin~魚皮 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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u#kb:ks Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 J!Wp-vE,aBFH
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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(ip2iFK#P You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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3Wlw#J@2P9X You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 -TeFZA:f:i2Q#N+J,z

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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? dL Z"g"m]o mN

m l3IWFg%^$H Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ,lS+oD6Fl^

8JaYvugs0Q What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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&wy)WZu5{ Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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"J0te(h}u,M I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ (\)@:~5r%gu7Z


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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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2A:Q;Xy m5cf+X Laugh die me.笑死我。 X_4W"b+}K3E;yE

3w@w7S ~ You give me stop.你同我企係度。 [ig^*A&CM1{
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。

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你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ .r-gx.VMc L
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 O&?CM`yH&?]
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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!C)NL6Q#rA Pump water.抽水
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QU$O5k2mr%} Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳d2Dpt-S?p
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:S2E9Tp8j2SPF)][
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tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..rCq8V:r

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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。Ok*{G|:yC;`"SD
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奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

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super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! 4c(k:}*X^
i very need it !!!

downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
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|"z @(`!_ you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:sf]ECk `1B
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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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