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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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0B/W/VD&Q fall on your street.""你個"K"
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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ad:{fo(R How senior are you?你算老幾?
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'X3n"kt2C2si Do the world做世界 。
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,`/Y8Qn,B+W Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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H1W!p}3^bh What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ ,~
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你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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H1Px!o:Hn_uI King eight egg.王八蛋
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ -D-^0DJqzl

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Good mother.好娘
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One old water 一舊水 )^a*E!d3w$\
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 |D
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(g.py*T&l Pump water.抽水
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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+|%i&q!c^)S$ZUX/p you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳B%z7P J{:M
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
Gz!B'Fp:\nje9K I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷 [/quote]
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用inside..:D:D:D

tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦.. o[#wbpr7bz2M`

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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過L_U3L$nl*^~(t
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。:D
VZY3}XE/G 仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger)U%~SOO
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
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downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:;EMkPWsdQg
笑到我肚痛﹐ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  笑到... [/quote]
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n p|Ci"{p1Qf you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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you have today-你有今天 [/quote]
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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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