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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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(]8[{0m(is&HP Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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}v3V$d,UG9b If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ d:W.P8MHjj

4RjXFv\+}/\i Fish skin~魚皮 。 m:mRX;~E$z*r;N.Ql

X$k@Mj#\!h9D Fall on a street@@ 。
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我吹雞打你班友 。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? :Zz5P:W9U#wX

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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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%L.eup+fJ(b You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ;?F5I ~P{$F

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$TW8C I0_;D You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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Eight woman八婆
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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5ohbe+I4Ho6r Wear grass著草
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#j,[k/t/y*OVA I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 :F#D|*Z I['_ I
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ .}f-X9NF6^ e

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One old water 一舊水
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳$j(woG#K{(Tn
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:0k
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用inside..:D:D:D

tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..$|H?N3X#]cr;@e

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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
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SS Rn@4Y#] 仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough gingerT"E3MU
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-ssj+y\g#wI3J 我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! Lj N5kIiL,}$G\
i very need it !!!

downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
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you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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EV'd-dRU 係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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