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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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Blow chicken吹雞 {'s!VHY^n`o

*z"n_Y1j/as"@fL I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
}x+zH;l%a 我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 EJa+b`e

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點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 *hHit+u|@${ s8[#s
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你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Wear grass著草
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 1gE)FO*{^
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 B`)g+|Qz

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hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳Y%D2C/Kd,qN|G?
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:uA)sEt7nvM\8O,PM
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d人係連inner都唔識...
`_[%}X`JT 用inside..:D:D:D

tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..fYz3cb$A8@d,b
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。6g:SQp.yaMQ
例如：
u1M;AMe3S good rope 好索

奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過]HEmo*v
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。:D

d*Ks3?7];wRVm 仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger;O6QI9XZuq

w:J-o1d^L 我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
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downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
K uqZs E 笑到我肚痛﹐ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  笑到... [/quote]
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you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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