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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 3v}*|f}(^P

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Fall on a street@@ 。
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Blow water吹水
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$C-O|B@7AxG5PV Blow chicken吹雞
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 CH@Hk;a'?

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1x8vd-I7x2tu "Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 hJMNNM

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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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.d~ ur~r-A Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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$r @k.j8E3L Wear grass著草
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d(Zp0on-cX I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 "_?Z9pQH%]i

%H9o3m&DL You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 3oEw*`*\,^ W

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5q@%N_;M;t.]2M3Q A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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qLz2rWEJ Hold hold water.楂楂水
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'Ek!V:H2Gd Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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;t+y9[a|J you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
!SD6@E$g6jhE I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:8z#F$`7sm8k
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷 [/quote]
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tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..}w5dIh$UaS0Q

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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。

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奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
7X#}[P%O7a 最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。:D
2rd|3^-O 仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger6t9z^7FSq ZM

)obn Z.]/?1i1n-k 我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! /z `s/Ol_m
i very need it !!!

downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:

oOnI$Oj5| 笑到我肚痛﹐ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  笑到... [/quote]
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you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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