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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 `"U8@n"Aj|2Z
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(o:^?ij+^-]^ Good mother.好娘
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One old water 一舊水
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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Pump water.抽水
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hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:Tg3|0}&f*W[
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tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。g6XVbRQG*b'{
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good rope 好索

奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
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super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! vW~8gn
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downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
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.O4U8j]r2GVC3r you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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