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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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我吹雞打你班友 。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? QXBXDZ @y;E

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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Do the world做世界 。
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ T#T#^x]?
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:"H F ~GD3];@
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d人係連inner都唔識...
Z\b)J*JELH 用inside..:D:D:D

tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..u&}&QZ$}.sD1q7v

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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過?he0^*I"m
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。:D+|2[H:c){2y
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger.K
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! yH |2F-\$j,xBg
i very need it !!!

downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:;HxGQOq
笑到我肚痛﹐ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  笑到... [/quote]6E&O-d,w[Dk+j%v
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you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:XT;Ro:IEE0y
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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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