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qqwqqwqqw1 發表於 2007-6-23 02:16 AM

想放毒既時候放粒黃豆入屎眼到未得lor:good:

mhkk 發表於 2007-6-23 02:20 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]jimjim12[/i] at 2007-6-23 01:40 AM:
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R,QE(@-o{6` 食埋個腸雙蛋:eek:f0x-L.v9l@x
咪........:haha:

mhkk 發表於 2007-6-23 02:23 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Triangel[/i] at 2007-6-22 01:56 PM:
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mhkk 發表於 2007-6-23 02:32 AM

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jimjim12 發表於 2007-6-23 03:51 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]mhkk[/i] at 2007-6-23 02:20 AM:d)FX?9Q$sOO

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autod 發表於 2007-6-23 04:05 AM

呷成人片....抹都慳返!!:clap::clap::clap:

Edgar_Davids 發表於 2007-6-23 08:08 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]BOYDWAN[/i] at 23-6-2007 00:08:
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Edgar_Davids 發表於 2007-6-23 08:09 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]jimjim12[/i] at 23-6-2007 01:40:BS#^w&h6~{-V
養隻食屎狗,再搽D花生醬喺 C 眼附近,咁隻狗就實幫你瀨乾淨~~ [/quote]
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Edgar_Davids 發表於 2007-6-23 08:12 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]mhkk[/i] at 23-6-2007 02:32:j2M4EmD,o
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12d3 發表於 2007-6-23 10:16 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]vv1668vv[/i] at 2007-6-23 02:08 AM:
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mhkk 發表於 2007-6-24 12:01 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Edgar Davids[/i] at 2007-6-23 08:12 AM:
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mhkk 發表於 2007-6-24 12:06 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Edgar Davids[/i] at 2007-6-23 08:12 AM:.ljf9Vf9fO;J
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wind69 發表於 2007-6-24 10:10 PM

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BOYDWAN 發表於 2007-6-25 01:21 AM

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man9 發表於 2007-6-25 01:25 AM

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sky308 發表於 2007-6-25 01:36 AM

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vv1668vv 發表於 2007-6-25 05:48 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]BOYDWAN[/i] at 2007-6-25 01:21:!L_p2cV_A_%\
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vv1668vv 發表於 2007-6-25 05:50 AM

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jimjim12 發表於 2007-6-25 07:38 AM

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