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[quote]Originally posted by [i]shanlinlla[/i] at 2008-3-4 20:41:
完全覺得唔好笑:nogood:
呢d只係我心裡面嘅perfect妻子....係心裡面(幻想)
如果你覺得你同我嘅諗法有唔同,你可以講出黎....
講我嘅諗法有d咩唔好.....而唔係一味話我保守,可笑!!!!!!!!!
我睇左咁多repeat,都睇唔出我咁諗有d咩唔岩,同埋唔好!!!!!!!!!!!
你地嘅論點都無說服力嘅 (呢句係笑著講..但我的確係咁諗) [/quote]
我真係覺得好好笑喎~:D
你呢d 似叫妄想多d 喎........:D
我嘅諗法唔係同你唔同，而係根本唔會咁諗~:D
如果係幻想，我會覺得唔夠創意；如果係打算實行，我會覺得係癡人說夢~:D
與其話我地嘅論點無說服力，倒不如話你嘅想法簡直係無人苟同，包括你嘅女朋友~;)
( (呢句我並無笑著講..因為係事實)
你同依家D港女有咩分別....港男:gun::gun:
(純粹個人意見,並非引起版戰)
真係一路睇, 一路諗: 好彩我老公唔係咁....!
我一定一定唔會嫁俾d咁既男人.......
你真係好鬼専制~~
最反感係呢句:
11)我要我老婆十點之前返到屋企..(如果有事嘅...例如外母病左,呢d梗係可以啦....但如果佢係 出左去唔知邊度玩,又唔知同埋咩人玩....咁我會叫佢自己搬出去住啦!!!!).
呢樣我又唔知有乜問題, 連自已一個人去街都話唔得, 我覺得你呢d大男人, 你陪佢行街, 開頭好地地, 問意見又無意見, 行多一陣口黑面黑, 如果去買bra咁唔方便你又跟喎?!:
9)如果無咩特別事,我都唔想佢出街....(shopping我會陪佢去,但我唔想佢自己去!!)
如果真係唔使老婆做野本來都無乜, 但係...你係咪真係可以擔保一世有工做? 衣食無憂?每個月有幾皮野零用錢過佢先?!
我唔會要老婆返工,我會養佢......(包括屋企所有支出)
唔好叫你老婆生仔丫, 好難減架~~不過你可以困佢係屋企做sit up既...
7)體重唔可以超過60kg.....(我唔鍾意肥妹)
其實, 你都可能搵到d咁既條件既老婆既, 不過附帶一個條件: 靚女佢份
但係我都想問: 你使唔使老婆係處女呢??
:haha:
[quote]Originally posted by [i]極樂[/i] at 2008-3-4 10:00 PM:
真係一路睇, 一路諗: 好彩我老公唔係... [/quote]
如果真係唔使老婆做野本來都無乜野 ...
無乜野???:eek: 大佬 , 家庭主婦都會出街拉 ,
如果唔比出街果d , 叫禁固 ; 唔肯出街果d , 叫自閉~~
"各位男人,你地覺得會唔會過份呢..."
樓主你又要問，俾意見你又響樹鬧人，由此可見，心智極之唔成熟‧‧‧‧‧再睇睇你所列舉既所謂要求，實實在在只是如同自瀆一樣，咁當然係你想點都得‧‧‧‧‧無人可以排除樓主將來會有能力可以養起成頭家兼唔使老婆出黎打工，但即使做得到又如何？可以搵到一個傻戇若此既老婆先講啦，樓主真係覺得有錢係乜都得？‧‧‧‧‧
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呢個topic可以做戀愛板開板以黎最離奇嘅自創主題！:good:
抵讚！:win:
[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2008-3-5 00:16:
呢個topic可以做戀愛板開板以黎最離奇嘅自創主題！:good:
抵讚！:win: [/quote]
我都同您講精彩咖啦~~~:D:D:D
交返比您喇，唔好掛住笑唔WWW呀~:D
[quote]Originally posted by [i]BOYDWAN[/i] at 2008-3-5 12:40 AM:
我都同您講精彩咖啦~~~:D:D:D
交返比您喇，唔好掛住笑唔WWW呀~:D [/quote]
一邊笑到:cry:一邊WWW呀~~:cry::cry:
淨係咁已經抵加分:):good::secret::dev:
絕對 no problem!!!
1)識煮飯
7)體重唔可以超過60kg.....(我唔鍾意肥妹)
8)唔知係咪我奇怪,我覺得食晚飯一定要三餸一湯.....(如果唔係嘅話,我會嬲!!!!)
[b][color=Red]只要佢好鍾意煮野食, 又細胃口, 咪得!! 大把啦!![/color][/b]
2)顧好屋企(家務,照顧好仔女)
5)係我放工返屋企時,佢都要係屋企(如果有事,可以打電話同我講)
9)如果無咩特別事,我都唔想佢出街....(shopping我會陪佢去,但我唔想佢自己去!!)
10)唔好將屋企嘅事同人講....(好朋友都唔得,好事就唔緊要,但衰野就唔講得)
11)我要我老婆十點之前返到屋企..(如果有事嘅...例如外母病左,呢d梗係可以啦....但如果佢係 出左去唔知邊度玩,又唔知同埋咩人玩....咁我會叫佢自己搬出去住啦!!!!).
[b][color=Red]只要佢好鍾意留係屋企咪得!! 大把啦!![/color][/b]
3)短裙,短褲,低胸衫同我扔晒佢(我唔想老婆比人係咁望,唔知有無男人同我一樣咁諗呢??)
4)一定唔可以勾佬(比我知道一定離婚)
6)最好唔好帶朋友上屋企(無咩事都唔好叫人上黎,如果比我知有男人上黎屋企,一定嘈!!!!!!)
12)我唔會比我老婆食煙飯酒...
[b][color=Red]只要佢好唔鍾意識朋友咪得!! 大把啦!![/color][/b]
[color=Red][b]不過合適全部條件既人就唔會太多.....樣貌身材就要張就吓.....重要可能神志有d問題....不過你都預咗嫁啦:dev::dev:[/b][/color]
[quote]Originally posted by [i]d228216[/i] at 2008-3-5 01:03:
絕對 no problem!!!
不過合適全部條件既人就唔會太多.....樣貌身材就要張就吓.....重要可能神志有d問題....不過你都預咗嫁啦[/quote]
咁既極品我高攀唔起lu~:lol::lol::lol:
[quote]Originally posted by [i]BOYDWAN[/i] at 2008-3-5 01:13 AM:
咁既極品我高攀唔起lu~:lol::lol::lol: [/quote]
:noway::noway::noway:
你係囡都啱嫁啦
:noway::noway::noway:
:secret::secret::secret::secret:
你列出嘅條件似係請一個"賓賓"多d! 你娶老婆黎做乜!?
老婆去下街都唔得....唔俾出街又點買餸煮飯先? 老婆扮靚d出街又驚俾人睇蝕....咁拖個黃面婆出街你又頂唔頂得順先?
呢個世界唔係剩係得你架, 你睇到自己太重要喇!!!!
[quote]Originally posted by [i]d228216[/i] at 2008-3-5 01:03 AM:
絕對 no problem!!!
1)識煮飯
7)... [/quote]
BASICALLY THAT'S WHAT U TRY SAYING :
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/14/AdditiveColorMixing.png/200px-AdditiveColorMixing.png[/IMG]
:P
[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2008-3-5 01:31 AM:
BASICALLY THAT'S WHAT U TRY SAYING :
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/14/AdditiveColorMixing.png/200px-AdditiveColorMixing.png[/IMG]
:P [/quote]
:fight::fight::fight: I'm colour wolf :secret::secret::secret::secret:
this case is anti the theory between man and women, man ask for women in terms of everything, women exchange sex(general means relationship) with man in terms of everything.
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[quote]Originally posted by [i]d228216[/i] at 2008-3-5 01:15:
:noway::noway::noway:
你係囡都啱嫁啦
:noway::noway::noway:
:secret::secret::secret::secret: [/quote]
喂！我好純情咖~~~:cry::cry::cry:
[quote]Originally posted by [i]BOYDWAN[/i] at 2008-3-5 01:40 AM:
喂！我好純情咖~~~:cry::cry::cry: [/quote]
:kicking::kicking::kicking::kicking::kicking: