[English]: Jokes..
:D :D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]5~:[w x]9O1V h
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]3W_]5J:c H$U
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]I&x.r3~P,qr5z5F
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]i s2u2u/f(I
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]J _ \i'xx2B a!^'|F
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]"t#C+I3T v2W k]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?g~ D|"Or(e#]
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b] h$K4kd#e Um8E|
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]1OQ1O Fb-W,]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?'i'c]({ l2V%t+V
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~0|#br;a y
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