[English]: Jokes..
:D :D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b](i.d nk i7iIlH
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?,gC4T.tz6~r5D/o
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]/U!p ?/\1H f,j'U-|
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
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[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]7_7k't,C0` W n:m
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]%q%F#N(D:}"nI
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?)U7i(k9k!j%k/H bp
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
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5) What is the strongest muscle?A5S,~;Z*aq
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?F7yI C Bn,b0O:J!l@
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b] Dx.nS5kH)IgA
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2Z[^ch o
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~~6H^,c2j/u|
keep it up~~
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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