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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b](X xo+v4a&rA
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]2P(ur E)h"~
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:h{6A[7e*@,_
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b] Bmr+So;k!j#{
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]` F)o6fR,B#\
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?K[+A!p E/LOM
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]%]?$@$]0G+g Q"G
5) What is the strongest muscle?3d W!U`,R6?,Kw
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]^2O e(obmF3i
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?DwZTTi,S
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b] d [dA?.~G3j5Oa*MZM
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7t e2D`:b's
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?P$r.z }x
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~5hGm i#@` V
keep it up~~
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