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:D :D .Iul B?H$U G#A1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job\@X~;Q1BS
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]A-~2]Ta#Td
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?#n p:p9CN t:D
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]6A0fL G7D#p N;M? h:v
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]X@:e!k1Y&FL
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b] @{ j-[Jl:Ao
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:!XjX X?-E
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]X1x3if$s~"b
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]pv @E,T6\ g(X
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]q{._3Mx)Ft9a L
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+\N5J7J }b
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?s4Y*{(^ OT#?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5r$aNd-@2w
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~ S6|'FvR)R [%f5v~(DC
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