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:D :D J#~P^w f/IbX1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]i$\;WX3L_py
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?;p Gh k(PAX
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]fP5V,GJm
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]imp.W'}#K
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: SfW W'N(D
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]$? @1j m,g9A\K4L+RA
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b].f(q L\-umO
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]u NZ B7_? C
5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]?0B4XX8C2q
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8xwe2l*ex U[
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]8hxV@u J"|
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?:A4k@9l H ^h,E2Xh$@*t
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b] V,i1D7] T,r2}
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~ R|"KfucG7Nn
keep it up~~
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