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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9^m6[p @9j
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b],J`#@%O$Y+Y \ x
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?s3I+W J:F b1\9~ jo?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b] uRk!{R `/e
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:?e#S Xd TD1F
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]pm:| n x+\ l@!]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]U)u+UB\:~'W
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?#{`w"S&M4`xm'ps
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b] q ti0b v h*Ap ^;QtH
5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]b-D EO W
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]!z5a,r7L `%l T.w
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? ^:l1_WzCL+t"g5{
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~ k?2V/Ex i(r Y~U
keep it up~~
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