[English]: Jokes..
:D :D bA(D4u Z/T4Y:L5TN#`1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job R C d/YJ @3v0n,lk
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b];tU aSStlV;P;G
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]5_Y Qr5e.p:p
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/cW%X+G+] a
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]} e Wh%I
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? o FBuy7} U3e
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b] W)u![6WT
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?A}!q s,z2I,^
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]o4O-M v(V'U:~
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b] ws%_Dj+Oy x
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?+A I \ q0]^noOQ
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~)J#^ B| b"hq Y
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