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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow jobX&k[ n-g&MU3v
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?k?~rK
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b][dk ]M:f _
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:#k h9C YBzu
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b](V@9TIL
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b] fr0{0r1n
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6A-w{G Q(| @
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]ET'g |;B9rV h
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5) What is the strongest muscle?wit6T2YW(`
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b] \5m+F3|UBoWF8^
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? O,~"U sW
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b] Zq-{RR1lk)x G"~
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?u hK1I|O5^ \U P
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~ Z'B }U!k2V\
keep it up~~
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