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小强 發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM

[English]: Jokes..

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,s;h"ZD7T_u?9U,t 1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7w!sg:XZX.r:v
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
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[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]r3o"YtD#P:f1f

)CKFMbx 5) What is the strongest muscle? gun/_*D9k/X
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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*A G)[(I7\;E1xh 6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1E@~f@ vN2Dy
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]ux"B k"I!W
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?B/@N:d{8N'o C
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b] pLzsU*z~ ~/R
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
gUr6B} z2{ [b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b]

arthur8088 發表於 2008-10-6 03:24 PM

that's funny~~haha~~&e(r D0g avve
keep it up~~'I;i_qb|!l
cheers

maksim2046 發表於 2008-10-8 09:52 PM

that is great :agree: :agree:

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