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:D :D 6QG7x;XB&\ ? |h1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]+l8i'z{UzQ
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]/|6b} HA ?%{%Z
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]&Pz5f m2i(J
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: } iw N;D@'~
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]Tyu AB0r
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b];g [P2A)[#b I.w
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]8es$? QQ&z,H
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$G x*c~? n t"j
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]"] h(K @|*y
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]t&dc2|WH
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?| dW+\u:x @8|*H
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~
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