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:D :D "\b `/ME!A2?e!Y7IK1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+AG @-DQRY
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b] N\RQ6?
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]6z3w8ukr`5QV6|#H'F-B(b
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]6q2Poz5xMZKX6B'^
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b] @.| U R!A#n
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]E3m q3[&G
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b],Y jGIF ~8h3U
5) What is the strongest muscle?mIH6M p2y g j$o
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3k1M1l s;w F R0I8z
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]@ ^rZ$O:q
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]]4f fN2v0bk4r
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9psk_ E*{
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~"}5xU Q-i,LV
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