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小强 發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM

[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
Mo!e1~4p [b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b],GU!R'`[A

sc`'C"Z j{z,a6P 2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
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[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
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[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
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[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]q3kw9Ihs&p
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4\&ZE$g%e [b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
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5) What is the strongest muscle?dCz^*m*Qz6E
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b] L([z:@5}l@&~-glC"n

.G8F3w!bP'ML 6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
`^N.y$^9B C [b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
;^3d[e:X,{fR#v [b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1{1Fj1[u
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b]

arthur8088 發表於 2008-10-6 03:24 PM

that's funny~~haha~~
,SUx] |ML keep it up~~
;Vp^0c,xd)q cheers

maksim2046 發表於 2008-10-8 09:52 PM

that is great :agree: :agree:

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