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小强 發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM

[English]: Jokes..

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[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
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[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
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[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]/o0Nhvl

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[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
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p"sI"fm 4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
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"P7S AA8l:Iy7M 5) What is the strongest muscle?(J1w n3KH{r f5AP
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
,@,s EmJU&l [b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]]/JMRU&@
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?\$dh)w1^ ^*S L f
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
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_?!g#y4{?*T 8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
Gm z&a6\G#n*vd [b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b]

arthur8088 發表於 2008-10-6 03:24 PM

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046 發表於 2008-10-8 09:52 PM

that is great :agree: :agree:

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