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[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?'D(S Q"p lL"M
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b];s'bJgw|,]p"C#Y
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]{*mPyh[o MQ
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]~Y{}(G7bN i!z
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b] el"ME:C4x
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]Kr o+h{ ~} [,TC
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5) What is the strongest muscle?`(Y |m4S s/U
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]+q$l%TR#Cs'[ `
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b] rc bgB
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?P.Jpn;Q1D
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?_ PeY"Cq*M
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~2n$`5H(O M/yu UI'u Zb@
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