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小强 發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM

[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow jobX&k[ n-g&MU3v
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
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[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6A-w{GQ(| @
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]ET'g |;B9rV h
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5) What is the strongest muscle?wit6T2YW(`
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b] \5m+F3|UBoWF8^

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[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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e;V$b l$?b(N0xv-E 7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9N)U._R/Y [b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]Zq-{RR1lk)xG"~
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?uhK1I|O5^ \U P
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b]

arthur8088 發表於 2008-10-6 03:24 PM

that's funny~~haha~~ Z'B}U!k2V\
keep it up~~
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maksim2046 發表於 2008-10-8 09:52 PM

that is great :agree: :agree:

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