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小强 發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM

[English]: Jokes..

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v&n ?!r E'^+V 1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
^5EY@$L [b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]eS7uW#hyZ

)kc(M/HtsK(r 2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
Zs+|N6U&F0~ [b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
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4P#~4BU9q.Z'z'L 3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
.\ C7t5Mc)f [b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
@ y(U&S,|#t9D [b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
JWcn` [b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
V2B?LX$[ I.G [b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b] _ fB9U,yQ
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
z8_rC{4Ks[~ C [b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
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W;^yU\7YP 5) What is the strongest muscle?
q lD7Wr+@Wt [b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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"e2o|8d8[NZQ 6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? W8I4M$FV0@,W
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6KS_.m M;M
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]9u-DZtUA5t

N\2Am$v7Wl 8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
n c$mr*M&j9Gj%Z [b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b]

arthur8088 發表於 2008-10-6 03:24 PM

that's funny~~haha~~ {l&Ahd[
keep it up~~8BIb'xIo
cheers

maksim2046 發表於 2008-10-8 09:52 PM

that is great :agree: :agree:

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