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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?{#X(P:c)} E,C6n-]
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]0o l$lQ e4i2w!e
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]1q7o0zPlQF
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]1Ho$Gx0`4a&p
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]9m @$A!X*| y
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]/aHn5b ]i
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]0zDw)f7m hv:z| M
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]L+q z1O5wT
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? d)@ tuN sSEa
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]R$^t _ J u
5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b] d5c:aHQJ:t ?2f
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? u!z V L p4| Q
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]e A.\5dk)L(|6q
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/mUc2P\)Jh"Ry8v f)Z
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?_9e/eg+N{R
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~;t sgGw-LuK'd
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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