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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job"w u{+d(Y7_.z*x
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]&t4}AY,c%Kh9v4?m
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?)Bb'bMs
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b](A8y9Vo gkF3m
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]wl'R5u o/_3jk L
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b] @#W,DUp2v[
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b];d.N4b7Z g9A B1`T+r
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]'qDLbl
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b] `0R n4lW Kr
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b],D j-a k,lFyn-^
5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]$F3O GU{4Z(Ql6H _
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?W8e+k,D1}#u*\
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?y Q*Rp/CJB&M'n
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~ C*n#v e | U f-}8rT
keep it up~~
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