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:D :D .YQ,J%d/J/A1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job]8t!s/Hzk
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b] r/b Z8ES,V~B
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b](MT9P~0J` P+X |N E
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b] z W Xq.VhZ'moa g
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]$j%R l%Q5v{
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4r!q\8mj9cS1j)G
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]/RC;i W'\)T
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]&I aNL+t pp
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]_ _a3A~)C!A? u
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5) What is the strongest muscle?.LYsF)z U'h
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]:x F4\? fI V[4X3R.f
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?&XL%{ G6uw1^ N+}
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]/] @4cw+_
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?&c m$[/d GY:J(U
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b] kH p)r s9A
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?S*l%r @Y h[/T
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~1Nj ?1?$l
keep it up~~:sGJBc2u"A2N
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