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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow jobas)L}y%gk0E
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]sH? }Q#H
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5~:E c#o0z
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
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[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]l W Q X w&R
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]$V5IqLBmd
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]XC I]:|
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]*k,e F7HL R xd'u
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]UWB]+p7A%G
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b] v'Y3Y L;i} E6e
5) What is the strongest muscle? HYlU,I'Ut~k:K^7c
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6h0n"oYI)PM lJ
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b] B cu aTj p? V ^
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? gMB_2A9|4hpl H
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~
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