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小强 發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM

[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job{7V5M ]8{.a*E$u
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b].]zS.Ak4u#Q

X xz@Jb+Q*r 2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
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[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b].sPyC^(D)p%zP
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7MHa4Uhs
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
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,cnf v:L7u k4V [b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?tA ?[6WQ
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]3dLe8N0`4R\,e mB

r6fk#B}!mo 5) What is the strongest muscle?
Psf4OG6rp!M%v'u [b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]7^ VWzk1ix

w#Z&G+M!FTRi 6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
o(o9t!Zr.M[ [b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]nAly+|u&^)T
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
`G9F$f;P,E8mcW [b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6^*EX2}1q|1N$b@
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b]

arthur8088 發表於 2008-10-6 03:24 PM

that's funny~~haha~~g'gh W;yj/ya?;d/V
keep it up~~r;Y.y j k${ E&Y'PJ"L Zs
cheers

maksim2046 發表於 2008-10-8 09:52 PM

that is great :agree: :agree:

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