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小强 發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM

[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job@0C0n+q4f]-J
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[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
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[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
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:Cjy&n4T 3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
`hh^d#stN.G+s [b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
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!Z8}8cY,K\5Zk(K 5) What is the strongest muscle?
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?!rjb J3],U
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
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q!|Wx;D f(F?6Ds4[!l 8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
Fc HWFU,Z [b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b]

arthur8088 發表於 2008-10-6 03:24 PM

that's funny~~haha~~
E+W+\6QZ)Q)Q"S)u keep it up~~
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maksim2046 發表於 2008-10-8 09:52 PM

that is great :agree: :agree:

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