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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow jobVxm} n@U
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]}(Q+g~ A#x0td"w
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]:M{ CIX^kV? W
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]M~.a5l? y'?'c z h
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:?6U7D6hL1Zjq#g
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]`.yP ^F$D6U
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]Jf3` h `%Y
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b][l(}G"KG
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? x;y2i^2_1s(\w?)[
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b].n%g1{G3Yl^
5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b].a+B G J{ O w7iQ kc
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1s t&^Abw'?f
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]J y X%rr(?|H)U
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~S'lD:e"i1y
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