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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4w'~Gqd|0w
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?#g(b5oDZ Afr s
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]s}v1uw'w
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]-j@ @?vv3`+n q
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]/t9B5P?,C n,i!M.v
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]/Y6_l0z JV7e B#_-NL"S
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?)weGU8_1j B+Dm
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]"HW I9c\7fE
5) What is the strongest muscle?R4nm8`H [LV
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b] {G~G aL_3etZ4vX
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?}&Dr:s8t:C
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]:M X)nG7cc8f
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8? j&|$v4K
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~ bS8?s/p5Dg]
keep it up~~
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