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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]7z}7V,Ju R
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]V|X$Hw1N0~ i [P K
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]R ? b\ _7s"i#Ls5f#l
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]1eg!g5nn$v,i i4u
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?(N r,r[g7[ | Ee
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]Q4X!{1\ G@xoS)bcQe
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?h2FP@?$PJ
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b];M L'yl Ci U7dvCd
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?,EGw#\b$zt!w"qW
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?&~x_ f,^D
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~E#cJ r,CH2C
keep it up~~ z0TK-\$m(Rj
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