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小强 發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM

[English]: Jokes..

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[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
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[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
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[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]trU&l%A

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[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]3b(?M~5w%s0S}
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[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
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,A'H7OYfV;c 7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1}-q\7K8}m ^7s
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5b;Zl8rA(J L]
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b]

arthur8088 發表於 2008-10-6 03:24 PM

that's funny~~haha~~r0Bbf d!c&^?5_,{
keep it up~~
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maksim2046 發表於 2008-10-8 09:52 PM

that is great :agree: :agree:

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