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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8`0s^)gd)Pnm/G'H#m
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]+E;U Z.@9y
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b] z g0@ ? ku4y6e
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]O5k,a1e `
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]7Y J0tR s
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b] OO q O ~)W
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?^U.@ SdR#l3{
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]]8H m:G V@i)u8dC
5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? Y%VC&M#p(Y D J
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]"{$Rn%r$OX'x}-i
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? ]"aI CnG
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~"[5s ^ []S f
keep it up~~
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