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小强 發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM

[English]: Jokes..

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-h&LvT(GRX c(a'] 1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
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6D'j%^C YQUH 3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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{I@PMa:L0f5C 4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
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[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? u6xG ptH+IZ
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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+P*A:I3Gr |;f 7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
-R8_4UksTV%p [b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]/E@ G2T%Y I]n@

9A5Z!s s z;hy 8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?.}0fl3fn(t
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b]

arthur8088 發表於 2008-10-6 03:24 PM

that's funny~~haha~~
;c h"d!qN(V wRM keep it up~~,H:ST7bBT_/t
cheers

maksim2046 發表於 2008-10-8 09:52 PM

that is great :agree: :agree:

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