[English]: Jokes..
:D :D 4a\0BG4V&j3o1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job{2~"? BD6F
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]3n@L3?8U7Y
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b] OD |vy @kz
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]y:j5|9AalX5cXm2o|
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:p t s.yC,I]*w
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]$J4U,D7N LjY7z P T
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]vv%x g)G*| v
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?;b?wc(~B(x6Rz
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]sQ S L\ nx"_&o
5) What is the strongest muscle?!D _Pg9b/?6b
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]4WI}a0g6X3E"e
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?elS o,Gj,_/PC
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~qNVt.M'k
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