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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]Q$g1vl#Jx
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? OP%z-@c-~rE
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
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[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]cA&n V ^#a:M+e3~.O9k8]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]Cn2~O,c$a j
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]-AY9f Wy:rRC5F
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]\4y$i tW.d S U D
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? W l^/kN0D C
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]j d(gd`9l%g r z v
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]:tn(m3|6Qk [!D4U @
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]+kuok+R K!^ K
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?Ciy\mn
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
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