[English]: Jokes..
:D :D "dz.P iTax)y2SV.^j1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job-e"G4z ZUC
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?#Yj,\!Z u
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]h.d&RW)sb3i{+f}
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b].g6|+S5v]4LU
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:A Sh6j(m/zN
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]C5}.AM'Qh(V
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]?Xg^8Kg~2Q
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]{S#b:kd YCfCc
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0?R_S Ju,Z S
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b] fb#Er5E-e2F/U
5) What is the strongest muscle?V Hh^NZ\3x
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]:VX X Rb#|(r|
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+@m0p t?3[
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]S F%O1J G
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?d+Y:{-h2\V
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~"y&Ef \,iNK
keep it up~~
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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