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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]o];C4x r9o_ h c5F
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?.t#n w3I @7O-m.Y7Ve;`
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]@` _ ?\6l
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b].`p4k6} y$sg8@ `
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b] lU G&_?C W
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]-of-b6` uv*]L,zD
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b] c,rQ'ct5q.e
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b] m Ue3Snt2u-ka
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?_&s;z9b"oD
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~/lS T}g,Y
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