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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]i/a.Tk2{A$@ d
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]8V;? }Pl'f
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]a!v Jzn!`"D
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]:Hp(q T0g7r L
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]sk,xQ*I
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b] U \"l~D8v
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]!]|7@"Z!ZD&p
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b] EoG O]4^ O L
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+Z N$a yb R f*m-P {
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]j{O:N!c#C o
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]4L)\6R"^ y0X
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]"W eY&~)Pw3qD
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?"{"^lg,^ R
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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