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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]#R I!t [sI&z HM
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7C1v/lMq#S!g
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]|"l BO7x
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]3V*Q/CH `S:s7Q
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:}?{$Byt
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]MwNY"ON8i
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b] g+R6N r4J!q
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]J&U p/M)l$q
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?PU g n.i~? i&D
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]e8q z GI x
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5) What is the strongest muscle?+]9a ZnNG
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?Vk2j,J1K Ycd$uo
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b] LdCiwy+Q h
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?!Fr,_Dod`3O
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]Qv q};J D#o6]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6A)H ud]0d&W L
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~8U:rla U,xsi
keep it up~~6D#p8d7w i%I/W:o7p
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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