[English]: Jokes..
:D :D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job;e]3M-I;sY^.A8o
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
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[b]c.They do not tell.[/b] \ AU F} n2V(g#x
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b] dl N*P4^yO$WJ
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:k*@)e i jh+v Ms
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]!` Q^ G ~/{*R
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]+I!bUg*sa"~
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?'w r"](~8Jj
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]+f5uX Z;}&B:a
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b][.Ixu.[u[ jK
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]7DZ+j L1} T|
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]8~g.P K~+z2j b
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? @;l:p Mv#sd0c!L-l
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~ g*C4jJ;rK)E3A
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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