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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3~Yh.w/] t!s:G2B
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]xjM1{e |m@r
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]@L_&d P$_9t4T^'i h9c
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]f j%Q,[}a C^ `$C
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]%t.hG Q&Zd`
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]2SjO(V kX$M
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]1M%Ci*{&H$fw#~
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]"R _6? i"[2P2W F6?%R
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?"K/A D v$s
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]y C%|U uU
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~N4z eI G$@ e
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