[English]: Jokes..
:D :D &h:mLx-e:Qr4g1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]e%o$HdQ K A ?
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3?V?*V2T8X
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]'a8q.L&a1`T
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]/j3^R!\sg`!l'B
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b] w,eOf*x}j B
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]^ ? m2T$Km
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]D4e*i4m0i;k rb W
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5) What is the strongest muscle?2R?#}+oC%\ l {
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? u6x G p tH+IZ
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]/E@ G2T%Y I]n@
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?.}0fl3fn(t
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~,H:S T7bBT_/t
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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