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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6Zzk4PYC-z2L3]c `2o(X
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]*v GB1sY3iz a
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]CHoA/ul5?
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:TDx6|j(F3P
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]0{*{ }+J h
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]7I J\sjJ A+[ u_5^O
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]9Q g v_.bW
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]*V3Z/O$n S
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3oP.c N3]o
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]r^ T4fTNu
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]o/Y#S ['C8W)S"T
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?yg |a%N v N+B
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?},` A#I9]
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~)U6M-S%|3U7[\4Uw)h9I;Z
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