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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]2Da [(Zu%_8|U
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]Y t(@tF$G_ H2A
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]!Qn&D,}N
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b],P%~u F%O(Ly%o
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]1@ Le I UGc
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:"Z#t L,A G!?{6c
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b];p jeXY{ K hR
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]$dbC~,e:f3r
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b][3YfLN
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? W0y D7Q.S Gj;X.S9H
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b] f} I"] L|V ?1nH
5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]/nK/\3i6~!K"n
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? uM s9uq@ @+|
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]U/?6R C,E?7I
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
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