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小强 發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM

[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job\;|2q3]0C;t.U_0\
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
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[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
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?!\Avo^kc6r 3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:-{oj$ZR YK
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]6d)FK+Ma2p,j@
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b].G({;\x R P
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]B$c&{J G3? ~2i k;`,\(kH
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b].{S2rto.X]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2uL;i@ ev!u$n
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]9G5c;R$Y`s&F\Rwoz

[2`n"c+D 5) What is the strongest muscle?
Cxg8U+B;Q8G [b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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1[Mr5]6n:I-z 6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
t3b#B/I1h0b [M;T L [b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?$Z_1t"V$D2r:C:k
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]C[[5_$weO!I
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
:[ X@Z&k|8i0U [b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b]

arthur8088 發表於 2008-10-6 03:24 PM

that's funny~~haha~~
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"eMb&LR(m cheers

maksim2046 發表於 2008-10-8 09:52 PM

that is great :agree: :agree:

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