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:D :D ,`3ya-AT1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow jobh-h\ i,LT
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]e9a4O ~ li
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? r%V$qy(x%w{ mD%g
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]9z;G ixs-W3KQ
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]h GSTc a K(W Z
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: I4r Z `)a@ ^t
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b] V0_?;J]9}
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]Ge?6L.j$\ V(T
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]$f J)['F S&f dMpp
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b] A6mz[^4N-I?
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? ^b2^!@ fe\A
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
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5) What is the strongest muscle?O nB1VX4Nk
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]-kK:J(Hx
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b];@@ k)~+i8KN1o
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0TQ AZ5c J
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~ Gb qZb
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