[English]: Jokes..
:D :D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b] b%l `;t3V
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?_1R%e0b#I'^'g#X4@L Q7|
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]T WK9` ? O:O
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]M%]}*T M8H6U [
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]+H,W O%v/NiL$C
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:EX"g3V NF-n
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]!p h ]&{8uCN
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b] hb4}4~c
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b] i(OT \/Z U
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? [o&[Z2^&GY j
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]$gD9kL5B3y
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?I m l l(f r|5Ke
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]0w9f6rQ.Z P
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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