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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow jobN0Jj3ToT;D` B
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b](q+G%z!|,?5{Bu7V
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b](E.sS Oob8Q X L W1i
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]P3pKP6R
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]7W [$n7]5w0A J
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?@3S%Y E N5D0t
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
5) What is the strongest muscle?:Cz:gf.ao:w0x!U
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]*_%n'Swtk-z/T w
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?"^(ze Ogz)R d
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]5X4vpD:r9R
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff??r/K4euW3K(our
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~5R {)rVDy
keep it up~~
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