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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$E fu7O4]
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]m+O*_ B4g|o
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b] T xT]yQo
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]4{#N7\ WkR @Z
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b] Ft ^ k0@9nq T:w
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]1KA5By3d/a@
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]j8D L \%K
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]jW)o k5B!N`V
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+i/Ap)dz0y6W
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b] x-`Lnq O4})JA
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5) What is the strongest muscle?d+{(n3\/Fu S
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]]7y V0rU g/K2N w7V
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?)rsa ^yq r5qz-d"}
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~,N1x3`^ e
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