[English]: Jokes..
:D :D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]Cz7ywB1]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b] q:t R^,tJPa+m R
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:evA"`(BK+R2I}H
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b] E,Yx6Cd
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]9|:m {S b y:F
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?i-pO.?iq
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]!d4Y&wZ x)S
5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b] N ^$dY*? V(^8} j2f
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4S(k!L `6H'@
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]6a:z"n[R)l)Q SO
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?#z%T4Tj;JG1z(f$[l-k
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$I'f*l0Ygi
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~%w.CH }-A d
keep it up~~-?2Wr6U p%Up
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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