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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job S&M n8A j8T
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]h0B X9\ R4v/B v
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?n D3k0k.l*f5H
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]9ai.u.v"H9E {$@&e$_
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b] e)d4A8tT:PWP
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]O I3e Kw Z
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:S P x,r3t
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]c3\1Jm2|q3G
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b] z5\@&{/OL(H
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5w ^{ V8h5g4F
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]0q#o[l!m2r2}l:Y
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? m KZ;gw
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]U i x_T.|"m ~}4b X
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?"^4q%p"P)E/\
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~aBI4k4?Ao}0H!z
keep it up~~
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