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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job v X-hT W J?
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]"q {a wv-H!w
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]Knf-u6w3D w X3X
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]a1fsfU"H'}` \.O |
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5_F#lN4b#ICe-j P6\
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]T%?/yU6O&P
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]5dH/U3IxZ}
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]X%e.z1N6cV
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b])w W8_ YiD8E [ [w9[
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?*jx*J`3LX
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~
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