[English]: Jokes..
:D :D S6`7B {)^5}]1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]0W_"j*T'Bn7X
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b] c"gq5hD
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]w @.N(@x LG
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?V(B'uj ?w:R5Y {
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b] vjTO*b V @ z c
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5) What is the strongest muscle?)n a bRH-b
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]?)O Mxu0Z@"o*N3b3q
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1fw [C P;t
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]TE U'| i
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]+n Z Kd(P6^ b.NX$\
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5p/j*TDU P2w%m
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~ J\/uuG X;w.@'Kw
keep it up~~
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