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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]y}X `x'_5O
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b];p+a"X;[J;l6v Zs z
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]7V1_ a'v!I9P
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:-i7]h O6p&q)p6t
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]K2~BGg
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]^Ln6NF
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]-\;B hy8n8G!p ~"W-uq
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]9n#b`(T2t
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5) What is the strongest muscle?1Mf1gtp
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?RYa Ei#d"`:}
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]LA*N r2[0~_ s%]
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~
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