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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job*y D/h0n2V
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? vz;u HbXd
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b] k/w(Zd.?0@Av
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b].Y"u n-ti
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?"nJ|d(Q o0v a
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]MM*sZ yy~3T
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5) What is the strongest muscle? ik n'C0U)P$n4m c
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b] PWE X"P|5`.s-P
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6_o&]8LB!pS u
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? {t6e6E:J*F ~ ? D
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]D u'oxM4Hu/Q
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~ RA @ W){!C
keep it up~~4o1M'g\*h d3P\
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