[English]: Jokes..
:D :D f6W3\0} t4m9m }mFU j g U \
1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]N2F"Lk P m:TG)^
,`0P"`/b[
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? ` xy2u(L"lb
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b];y sl-@ Z*s ];V
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:]|'u{n1k6v:~L+z
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]0x4m XZt)q"_ \%^ j
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]4e)| vH;Ge
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]/FyN,URI/U S6W}
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?} W,p p n5J-b
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
!A M,I} k9N
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?!J w1uxm!i9Q#w)q-o
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?d tS"Tc:D j
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
頁:
[1]