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:D :D 0R NeY9go8J XpG$w1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job.g\!|%G9d'S
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]G7k ks M \-_-vv c9?
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?d1`kg,l KYFx
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:]:f/p8eY@ B.T,R
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]%s3Z6A Wvd;e
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]H3rc)Ys
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]7yAge6M [A
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]1uZ"}S(g U.q"cr
5) What is the strongest muscle?-`9]azSPv
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b] av:\:[4Y Ao;Z%`
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?rKx _S0Y
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]8vIkx)a%B.a&|
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
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