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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job AXhZ.W!Hx$d
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?#Q]2?;}(?$f
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b] }(v D%KO(]U9W;Q!T3l
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]2k7d HOK(G
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:o+^ x'O%s;OU
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]k9NXLU,L(G
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]-L~ [T$f,['|
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]~,R,G@W(Y)D L$_ n
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?Q5j N;pi7Q
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
5) What is the strongest muscle?^g y+\g'^
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]{g9^!I3@-GQ
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~6pzS3WA W
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