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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job q1TD8V1y ~P
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]Qr4g+{2np
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?QN9K:@ w Z!g-c$~
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]L$Xf&kHA2v!D#C8c`
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]R8U*wo+lYR%~ E#D$i
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b] B"Vlb{@Q k7B
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?A ^8gJ z&n C{f GN&g
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]H M6@7j3d$Ru\ _
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5) What is the strongest muscle?.jG3u)~/}4V
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? o5|;R | ]-X7g {
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b],V H$KH2R \*^
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~_'nr%q~6}9o4y
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