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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]8j A+d%zT
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? ]{ W%BF {
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]K.p T SB9_ t6E |v!~W
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b],|4pt\6@4o%r y ` `g
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b] v l)L*d b8C$r/wPg N
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]"m%z nEQ6dq Vt
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b],K"O} c.dt
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?)lQ A+aR8R(` b;lZ
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?,gJhX;^)Nq:Fjl
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]aF:Y9a([TjX f
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~,rk%Q2w}u
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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