[English]: Jokes..
:D :D Gf ] } jA8?5^ {"S4Hm D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b])J _5iE I FA
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?H?3t5U7\"v s1a
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]P_/udb"B }
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]3`(f R6gXj.\U
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b] J)IAV Y [ q
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:xa UH S|
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b] [*NG8N#W0o3w
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]3{-l#Y0j d-hB A ^
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?*b0@U lO(aB
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b] W4SV(S2qqr0|
5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b] Z"[g c P,A'Fkt
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6w? Sh2E4` Qy
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b][}.w$d.k9c O
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?PDG`w]
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]A~;q.[ LAl'i
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?#}.xq C#o_7v@5v
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~-N;r'@-\us\
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cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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