[English]: Jokes..
:D :D nLO0bFv1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job D+obz0Hx*JC Z#j
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b] X-UK5i*u*C"{Qw
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
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[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]t kJ!Yh%u8U
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]4F w(ZH&[
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]6F?5|4X.F"h*Y,ON
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?/M5v xm | iz6~
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]3Z6hS"Q aQG
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5) What is the strongest muscle?d i QWi,d#KV
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b].a:E)j1h v8C3x(D
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b].ir#B#D:o QV
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~,c$eo-j+H RC
keep it up~~d&Yd/yBt
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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