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:D :D v X i,@#w-P%ks1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow jobu F x/U7w)d)\-S
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]"N9L zm6AB
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]-@ t(B-\)gZA2cX'w
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]$JE:d{b#z/V
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]3x f `L~g w
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]w)A6Z^n]
5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]'R)W&O v Q M Vc5W
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?|9Y+S;[6q.A3^ dV;f
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]?"V6wN"uZ E~1rW
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]D `%L$q l1[i
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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