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:D :D M u yMS%X1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job}Xq"_"z k
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]]X4\!a'Q x
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8R _T|f(F(_.n
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]4J A-]6w yfu t G7n
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]8x3_+R `M_;q M
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]/Se'a~T3@"s]v R
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]Adwz;I5T.M
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?aW0RDv*r
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]4Y'q W(ci f&q8P
5) What is the strongest muscle?pp y&~p V$l-g8J
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]8pj Chw\ a B
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain??z&D8e0C#p)I,q
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?]M4A]q.{v:~{n
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~E$F&iL_r
keep it up~~
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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