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小强 發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM

[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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HP I9\:H)e 2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
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[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
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[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]7V1_ a'v!I9P
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:-i7]h O6p&q)p6t
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]K2~BGg
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]^Ln6NF
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
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Jt&fj,Du:Y8Ze*hq 4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
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5) What is the strongest muscle?1Mf1gtp
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?RYa Ei#d"`:}
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
l p"pQ'm2q_'i9jk [b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]LA*Nr2[0~_ s%]
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2r3a~ Y8wu1P$S [b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b]

arthur8088 發表於 2008-10-6 03:24 PM

that's funny~~haha~~
8P5ZOx%|*Vr keep it up~~
!uH.^vX9sd cheers

maksim2046 發表於 2008-10-8 09:52 PM

that is great :agree: :agree:

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