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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3i Fh` j1Z4t
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]/}\/|3n6_| g
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b] RtZ4C x M q ? vOd
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]7g D1@9HH\R2W
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
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5) What is the strongest muscle?!mE i#x/?#_
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]$V6E} c*X p G3WV1?$r _
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b] m Ll3P$P4~N.P mOC
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/xw/W&O X S`)yQX
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~
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