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:D :D #xe `&Eb6}D R7V1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job%t8I_ u g7N v
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?nz n9k \;`"i
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]0L y"J}'Q E h
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[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]NMr [4C%q
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]I}cI)hK']2G
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: wB-h5v2W/z`[;\
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[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]"G+xTIt3} j8WD
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b] trU&l%A
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?^ pr(m2Tn ] {
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]3b(?M~5w%s0S}
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5) What is the strongest muscle?R Sx[9E$p L/q9K j
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]? U9Q \IH/} P
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1}-q\7K8}m ^7s
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5b;Zl8rA(J L]
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~r0B b f d!c&^?5_,{
keep it up~~
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