買藥
[color=#726770]有一個小孩到藥鋪里去買藥,一進門,敞開嗓子說:“老板,買藥。”[font=arial, 新細明體, mingliu] 老板:“人小嗓子不小。”[/font][/color]
[color=#72677][font=arial, 新細明體, mingliu] “知了小,聲大哩!”[/font][/color]
[color=#72677][font=arial, 新細明體, mingliu] “知了沒舌頭唄!”[/font][/color]
[color=#72677][font=arial, 新細明體, mingliu] “簸箕有舌頭,它咋不響?”[/font][/color]
[color=#72677][font=arial, 新細明體, mingliu] “它是竹子做的,當然不響。”[/font][/color]
[color=#72677][font=arial, 新細明體, mingliu] “笛子也是竹子做的,它為啥響呢?”[/font][/color]
[color=#72677][font=arial, 新細明體, mingliu] “笛子有眼呀!”[/font][/color]
[color=#72677][font=arial, 新細明體, mingliu] “篩子也有眼,它為啥不響?”[/font][/color]
[color=#72677][font=arial, 新細明體, mingliu] “篩子是死物。”[/font][/color]
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