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mw4mango 發表於 2014-5-31 12:08 PM

買藥

[color=#726770]有一個小孩到藥鋪里去買藥,一進門,敞開嗓子說:“老板,買藥。”

[font=arial, 新細明體, mingliu]  老板:“人小嗓子不小。”[/font][/color]

[color=#72677][font=arial, 新細明體, mingliu]  “知了小,聲大哩!”[/font][/color]

[color=#72677][font=arial, 新細明體, mingliu]  “知了沒舌頭唄!”[/font][/color]

[color=#72677][font=arial, 新細明體, mingliu]  “簸箕有舌頭,它咋不響?”[/font][/color]

[color=#72677][font=arial, 新細明體, mingliu]  “它是竹子做的,當然不響。”[/font][/color]

[color=#72677][font=arial, 新細明體, mingliu]  “笛子也是竹子做的,它為啥響呢?”[/font][/color]

[color=#72677][font=arial, 新細明體, mingliu]  “笛子有眼呀!”[/font][/color]

[color=#72677][font=arial, 新細明體, mingliu]  “篩子也有眼,它為啥不響?”[/font][/color]

[color=#72677][font=arial, 新細明體, mingliu]  “篩子是死物。”[/font][/color]

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