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escalation 發表於 2005-3-28 05:20 AM

[資訊] 如何辨別 icq 豬扒

有人話靚女唔上ICQ的 (因為冇需要)
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batman1000 發表於 2005-3-28 07:52 AM

仲洗問,你開個鏡頭, video chat,口甘實目弟到.

zatoichi 發表於 2005-3-28 09:08 AM

can I ask you why you want to know?

Athlon 64 發表於 2005-3-28 09:09 AM

你約佢出來見面未知囉!

michaelwong71 發表於 2005-3-28 09:13 AM

全部係豬扒, 靚的都出晒街玩. 得鬼閒同你玩ICQ.

冰封騎士 發表於 2005-3-28 09:26 AM

多數d靚女都係唔會打機Er4l*f!K"R B x+Y
icq都會既  不過會係咁話悶

zatoichi 發表於 2005-3-28 10:16 AM

I only add those who I know on icq, I will say your assumptions are quite true.3R7{n1X2ZUN
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But there are always exceptions, so if you really want to know? zD nE,Q9} [!xc7]
約佢出來見面lor.

shiryu2003 發表於 2005-3-28 01:26 PM

教你方法啦~~~

1.一日24小時,幾乎任何時間都見到佢online。(+7%)
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4.成日有Mini game同正Homepage E-mail俾你(Forward唔算)。(+7%)
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7.常話自己好無聊(+7%)
5p+C.~"?!O`Np 8.成日話朋友重色輕友唔理佢。(+10%) 5A{NW7wF1iBz!n
9.花好多心機整個人網頁,但網頁內一張自己o既相都冇。(+10%) tAT5D9dl1G Rz
10.熱愛寫作,係個人網頁上發表,而且作品都非常感性。(+5%) PS#zc&y'z
11.用玉桂狗,Hello Kitty之類o既卡通人物做自己幅相。(+10%)
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t+^l/e:M#F^)S 「沙」, 「伶仃」之類o既歌。(+7%) ?'H f [:p3}B0X n
13.有好多感人o既失戀同暗戀故事,主角係佢自己。(+10%)
1K+h:MHGO 14.對ICQ常用符號同暗號非常熟悉,而且成日用。(+3%) i @TR @F T l:f-f C
15.「成日」自創特別Nickname(長度,特別度同豬排度成正比)。(3個字以上,一隻字+1%)
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17.用歌詞,感性或有日本風味o既字用Nickname。(+7%) a7oKi t3R#[B
18.朋友成日讚佢係好男/女仔。(+5%) 4K'~3]zK1F0a
19.好易就可以約出o黎玩。(+5%)
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Miz 發表於 2005-3-28 07:35 PM

樓上~中喎~ 我有好多my班同學既icq..
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A!x(j+t OG 靚既..info真係勁少野~d 野又成幾個月都唔變

babedolphin 發表於 2005-3-29 03:13 AM

Very gd testing system... ;)_*zjo)R0h$KI

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Pretty girls usually have many people icq or chase after her - they dont like to show they are DESPERATE!  So please be patient.  :cool:

zatoichi 發表於 2005-3-29 06:00 AM

記住這句超級實用的 ----"醜人多八怪!!!"

jublio 發表於 2005-3-29 06:50 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]shiryu2003[/i] at 2005-3-28 13:26:WIhF1ij:s
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3.勁好記性,傾過一次o既野永遠唔會唔記得。(+7%)W9?ZII2~uki
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greatzelda 發表於 2005-3-29 10:11 AM

真係架,靚既都唔洗玩icq咁無聊啦,仲用icq咁out,用mutiply,avator架啦,stupid

yuripenny 發表於 2005-3-30 01:37 PM

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nightmare 發表於 2005-3-30 02:50 PM

我info都好多野寫架wo....=.=""sR,@ [eR)}
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btw..我覺得都唔定既...
-HV.SH\_TsjM 係我既話,如果岩岩係icq識...}z^Jgd
就表明話想溝仔,or表明叫我溝佢,我都唔會彩佢地....
P-rN!vL DBC0Qr 點都好啦,我覺得係icq認識朋友都唔太可信同埋唔係禁好...IoHP,n
我用icq同msn都係同我本身識既fd玩....(已經冇乜人玩icq,個個轉哂msn) Z k&],~mg
唔係用黎識女仔...因為太唔實際"
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到最尾,又要約出黎....)B ]K!s"MH?Nc{
到最最最後,成功(與合心水既女仔!!)交住既機會,一d都唔高....

yutik 發表於 2005-4-2 09:08 PM

如何辨別icq豬扒

1.一日24小時,幾乎任何時間都見到佢online。a&BI1c;m
2.聖誕,新年,情人節都會online。5p0K!Ia8~ h4_:|
3.勁好記性,傾過一次o既野永遠唔會唔記得。
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5.一sendMessage過去,佢即覆。[T}iHJ
6.花好多心機整個人網頁,但網頁內一張自己o既相都冇。$nX V'pK Lm!f1g7T
7.用玉桂狗,HelloKitty之類o既卡通人物做自己幅相。Hp}%v~
8.有好多感人o既失戀同暗戀故事,主角係佢自己。5y.om?$Crs [
9.對ICQ常用符號同暗號非常熟悉,而且成日用。
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toro 發表於 2005-4-2 09:10 PM

6同8好正

tai1980 發表於 2005-4-2 09:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]shiryu2003[/i] at 2005-3-28 01:26 PM:
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