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lcsvojv 發表於 2005-4-25 05:26 PM

睇睇你每次能燃燒多少的卡路里

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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服
#TR.w On/?0x^a:d With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA    脫掉胸罩
y6?2uA ]s#Hl+I(i With both hands..................8 cal   用雙手 8卡 4~4Fz%E0` e }`9ly)hv4@
With one hand....................12 cal  用單手 12卡
8a'ZQI\:{$D P With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡
fc)eL3MA With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 @H w"C8M

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/s*C#|"zOLr * PUTTING ON THE CONDOM  戴上保險套 6iT$I.z2j
With erection..........................6 cal  勃起時 6卡 M%`:qBW&sP4|5LA
Without erection.................315 cal  未勃起時 315卡
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal  試著找到入口 8卡 V:{,X)^,I];op
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 E&{#Lqh
Without caring at all...............0 cal  根本都不注重 0卡 e0H:bx*Z2@ \'T8a

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X"D/R!{ P'kS&N/s Holding her up.....................12 cal  把她抱起來 12卡 U,tQ bon E#TF+j
Just on the floor.....................8 cal  躺在地上 8卡
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal  一般式 12卡 !ZF7l}yu(s
69 laying..............................8 cal  躺臥69式 8卡
3RJ$f1X+]'c6P 69 standing up..................112 cal  直立69式 112卡 V,]2g*[{&e
Trolley..............................216 cal  手推車式 216卡
R[} U7{(t9R Italian chandelier...............912 cal  義大利吊燈式 912卡
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* HAVING AN ORGASM    達到高潮
V2sH.C\4hLd8? Y Real.................................112 cal  真的 112卡
vlB'uVc/q Fake................................315 cal  假的 315卡
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J~?Z f q[,m:Sl&S!CE * POST ORGASM             高潮之後
sB:T1H+H#q Staying in bed......................................18 cal  還留在床上18卡
*z;U,[q2B Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal  立刻跳下床 36卡 *C'Z?V;|;w&j?
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 .E4AA Y,|(tf%A

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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal  16-19歲 12卡
`*T YAab4y&]9g7e from 20 to 29...................................36 cal  20-29歲 36卡 [ W!RK-^n'B|mN
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal  30-39歲 108卡 q^'CDQ+Zf
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal  40-49歲 324卡
y#j0{4AqC;CB9cQ ? from 50 to 59.................................972 cal  50-59歲 972卡 $u:a)meM[*W1E3xu}/l
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES     穿上衣服
6H9t['@(B/FP,}A(v Quietly..............................................32 cal  靜悄悄地 32 卡 /ef:p aH1HD~E
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal  匆匆忙忙地 98 卡
V _z%l3`'Y+R;w With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡

竹中正豪 發表於 2005-4-25 05:53 PM

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