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lcsvojv 發表於 2005-4-25 05:26 PM

睇睇你每次能燃燒多少的卡路里

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vHv+u!K`Wh4o * TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 m`G}mj wm"n_
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 CRB RhKSE
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA    脫掉胸罩
6y"uDsh5AYdd With both hands..................8 cal   用雙手 8卡 9f7Hg`b!Xa
With one hand....................12 cal  用單手 12卡
2Y+l y8Nmv2m With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 u'r/[Q2U(T*h
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM  戴上保險套
:f]"i^z r#G With erection..........................6 cal  勃起時 6卡
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* PRELIMINARIES       第一次
I n@,@;b'U6K,uT Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal  試著找到入口 8卡 *Uz$A,s-n
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 )z9@9eG+u? doB
Without caring at all...............0 cal  根本都不注重 0卡 0^7Db4H] r8oBEF

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Holding her up.....................12 cal  把她抱起來 12卡 6ws+l%]5Eo/BF2P2M
Just on the floor.....................8 cal  躺在地上 8卡 6^"jHbwVH j
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Pf Zy6TQf6Uk * POSITIONS         姿勢 bl"or+w E\
daddy-mummy...................12 cal  一般式 12卡
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$k;~-WTN)~g/g 69 standing up..................112 cal  直立69式 112卡 lbBSa"Q e
Trolley..............................216 cal  手推車式 216卡 s%Lfc7_7v'av"H-n&Ss
Italian chandelier...............912 cal  義大利吊燈式 912卡 $e`jF w3{ r t

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Real.................................112 cal  真的 112卡 .[ ~c:Uu
Fake................................315 cal  假的 315卡 Q)o'H7a3\T4VR
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&C0x)j@!eG-Q'j(d@ Staying in bed......................................18 cal  還留在床上18卡 VQ+v-P Dl*|
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal  立刻跳下床 36卡
.Bh ]?{;k$x+b Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION  第二次勃起 *ZO(P4?@8NG2cR&J
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal  16-19歲 12卡 B J-_3Vt/n @
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal  20-29歲 36卡 o;f q Bq6t
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal  30-39歲 108卡
)KH-](bQ*u L.h#] from 40 to 49.................................324 cal  40-49歲 324卡
Q qtZr-\ from 50 to 59.................................972 cal  50-59歲 972卡 3c f bCmT)Y
over 60........................................2916 cal  過了 60 歲 2916 卡
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Quietly..............................................32 cal  靜悄悄地 32 卡
"X5N7a0Cd\3y Being in a hurry.................................98 cal  匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 i:U(Nx/I{K
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡

竹中正豪 發表於 2005-4-25 05:53 PM

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