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lcsvojv 發表於 2005-4-25 05:26 PM

睇睇你每次能燃燒多少的卡路里

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性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 -F] G _1g*T2XONT*n
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡
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;Z }@#l8se * TAKING OFF THE BRA    脫掉胸罩
:?Z1V0Z,t With both hands..................8 cal   用雙手 8卡
F'A7MnY With one hand....................12 cal  用單手 12卡 ;\;} oP.u
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡
5v Gt{4Um zAD}/p With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡
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With erection..........................6 cal  勃起時 6卡
$CbHOT }}$H8V Without erection.................315 cal  未勃起時 315卡 -R1x_!j!oWr)H
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal  試著找到入口 8卡 V.?.^.a\3R7B!d
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 'WZz.S6q7@
Without caring at all...............0 cal  根本都不注重 0卡 $D'w9I IS

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Just on the floor.....................8 cal  躺在地上 8卡
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal  一般式 12卡 8cKDa$XZm0O
69 laying..............................8 cal  躺臥69式 8卡
~+aAI~C| [9Z x 69 standing up..................112 cal  直立69式 112卡
5m?w)y.v-k%s/g Trolley..............................216 cal  手推車式 216卡 n [8P1e&nQj(f7F(M9R [
Italian chandelier...............912 cal  義大利吊燈式 912卡 8v{6qU j;h

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Real.................................112 cal  真的 112卡
Vle,_a Fake................................315 cal  假的 315卡 -j8s@r}5{*a

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6Y-DNh&D*rN+@ A)V'P4H Staying in bed......................................18 cal  還留在床上18卡 f^"f o @*qj
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal  立刻跳下床 36卡
F;[FN4O#T fkX Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal  16-19歲 12卡 Pl$Y aa,xP+R.B,c
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal  20-29歲 36卡 [6A;N"B$rGk#i^
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal  30-39歲 108卡
.\J1bR#AW from 40 to 49.................................324 cal  40-49歲 324卡
`/{(Q#p2c&I from 50 to 59.................................972 cal  50-59歲 972卡
%O,^]O1E3| w over 60........................................2916 cal  過了 60 歲 2916 卡
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,k_@s#x * PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES     穿上衣服
7FI,Ich*Ea] Quietly..............................................32 cal  靜悄悄地 32 卡
{$dGMYN)Wp Being in a hurry.................................98 cal  匆匆忙忙地 98 卡
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竹中正豪 發表於 2005-4-25 05:53 PM

義大利吊燈式 ??
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