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lcsvojv 發表於 2005-4-25 05:26 PM

睇睇你每次能燃燒多少的卡路里

Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight.
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡
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?ctT2\x/L * TAKING OFF THE BRA    脫掉胸罩
$_}pxWD/W s With both hands..................8 cal   用雙手 8卡 9ln(q{*{}
With one hand....................12 cal  用單手 12卡
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6\)`ml(G5?5b-^F With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡
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With erection..........................6 cal  勃起時 6卡 R~%BQ2IrR
Without erection.................315 cal  未勃起時 315卡
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* PRELIMINARIES       第一次
U.K_F.`:]k Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal  試著找到入口 8卡
/xV)kTgYr*g Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡
C%HH9V:Y8dt Without caring at all...............0 cal  根本都不注重 0卡
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Holding her up.....................12 cal  把她抱起來 12卡 ]{PjN]
Just on the floor.....................8 cal  躺在地上 8卡 &q;P/{K?~Y
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* POSITIONS         姿勢 Mdv$ST
daddy-mummy...................12 cal  一般式 12卡 2j\$Iv'X
69 laying..............................8 cal  躺臥69式 8卡 @N.G+K,]/x$_
69 standing up..................112 cal  直立69式 112卡 V Q2YuxB
Trolley..............................216 cal  手推車式 216卡
#jkh T a Italian chandelier...............912 cal  義大利吊燈式 912卡 }u:wI$spMk

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Fake................................315 cal  假的 315卡
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal  還留在床上18卡 ,cU$q/bD(Q
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal  立刻跳下床 36卡
zZ9dYp5c l3S#K Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 #\ bpf9v_-e9OEX

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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal  16-19歲 12卡 fD/I-e^Z4uW4W$|
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal  20-29歲 36卡
h(^ F!O[6b:u5J-_3b from 30 to 39.................................108 cal  30-39歲 108卡 a"N)x1Cn1M#@ v
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal  40-49歲 324卡
D]2m3x\J from 50 to 59.................................972 cal  50-59歲 972卡
F%}*e^z%}w_6E over 60........................................2916 cal  過了 60 歲 2916 卡
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5Uqu9A#p3F3e * PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES     穿上衣服 #aU1v3@1]8l*A4`(H
Quietly..............................................32 cal  靜悄悄地 32 卡 3D:qiv2|#c3F4}
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal  匆匆忙忙地 98 卡
jgD.U`4y With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡

竹中正豪 發表於 2005-4-25 05:53 PM

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