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lcsvojv 發表於 2005-4-25 05:26 PM

睇睇你每次能燃燒多少的卡路里

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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服
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Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ~9~t7GX Z3U
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA    脫掉胸罩
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b:h5z${` yPU With one hand....................12 cal  用單手 12卡 "l r)~PK!}b"D
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡
~8Y#vP4m+} With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 s&u \6k5By;|IX
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With erection..........................6 cal  勃起時 6卡 [ [ \O XM fg
Without erection.................315 cal  未勃起時 315卡 r{ O6\(Kt7@n
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* PRELIMINARIES       第一次
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Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡
{D xwpYJq8Hq Without caring at all...............0 cal  根本都不注重 0卡
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Holding her up.....................12 cal  把她抱起來 12卡 5RR+^+hPn|
Just on the floor.....................8 cal  躺在地上 8卡 M*\wq1_r/i
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal  一般式 12卡 h!\*W9D|2D B
69 laying..............................8 cal  躺臥69式 8卡 9r h2` c&A\
69 standing up..................112 cal  直立69式 112卡 )J/F0W@yCU^4lE
Trolley..............................216 cal  手推車式 216卡 3]Z$P e];lI)q
Italian chandelier...............912 cal  義大利吊燈式 912卡
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* HAVING AN ORGASM    達到高潮
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal  還留在床上18卡 3[q3JEf/]A#E0z
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal  立刻跳下床 36卡
'J+}a!j] {BSk0h Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡
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LZgz2Z(N4VQ"i * GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION  第二次勃起
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w9KJIuEFz from 20 to 29...................................36 cal  20-29歲 36卡
Y0Z:I7es$ye-SF from 30 to 39.................................108 cal  30-39歲 108卡 o+v Z'rP.y6r9?Q5\ H
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal  40-49歲 324卡
n$M1xx_0U$d(a$w from 50 to 59.................................972 cal  50-59歲 972卡
t7c|0mBqQJ over 60........................................2916 cal  過了 60 歲 2916 卡 R7d {r V,d/[
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yYH#l/?@H * PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES     穿上衣服
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Being in a hurry.................................98 cal  匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 |1G#O1f b
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡

竹中正豪 發表於 2005-4-25 05:53 PM

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