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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 \9e| })L P0P @-A9r&q
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 w&TK KmrN
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 +Z@E3F*G9P,q%e
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 Ci6Oi5p.uq I4r
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 +E T$JF0b6q]&P z
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡
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* POSITIONS 姿勢
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 1{? `Ac tE YU N
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 R1^[T;r _#LL
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 B!WU,p E7j t&v
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 +WPG*zf vSN1b"KQ3UX
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 Bt-pQ5E9bK
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 OV }+|$ZT/P
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 *?u:Y4yFg_ d![ N
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ;k3Ni7v j:h1v
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 &E.OD MM(g
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 qu*~ ~T.{
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 J |+H L cu8X$y
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 :v%z7`N7Nf$r0X {)j
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 L4[%?9DGun
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 k N4{!F@G+|8J
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 X*c`0k b
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡 義大利吊燈式 ??9] ? N/@+k
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