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lcsvojv 發表於 2005-4-25 05:26 PM

睇睇你每次能燃燒多少的卡路里

Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. &h FR-_ wT }"y
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 :caiow5A

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Look how many calories you can burn:
6b$} k+GQ h`u[ 你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里:
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 oFnLC,Bqne
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 `:~.l,F*L&A]
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ]1GVb&HK"O
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA    脫掉胸罩
4Et(z'|:@ Z_p With both hands..................8 cal   用雙手 8卡
MlD/Gk!u With one hand....................12 cal  用單手 12卡
x_M6{#c9mO0sN With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ,O"ih!e2U x$q
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡
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"] p~#y%pl\*lza * PUTTING ON THE CONDOM  戴上保險套 ?;YO:G%jw \4^
With erection..........................6 cal  勃起時 6卡
MXc)i Ab%a Without erection.................315 cal  未勃起時 315卡
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* PRELIMINARIES       第一次 )x"I{+n ^)a&i:`#ZQ
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal  試著找到入口 8卡
U5i3w}c w Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 H6w0W,La5H1~1i*i
Without caring at all...............0 cal  根本都不注重 0卡
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"X Wps(u Holding her up.....................12 cal  把她抱起來 12卡 %g$D PL Wd
Just on the floor.....................8 cal  躺在地上 8卡
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1H?+`n&U.k+_F * POSITIONS         姿勢
oMs(L0^ D-L daddy-mummy...................12 cal  一般式 12卡
H k6RKgiRaO 69 laying..............................8 cal  躺臥69式 8卡
`;vLWI w 69 standing up..................112 cal  直立69式 112卡 6z!J7B {5p)K!Z2|[~!K
Trolley..............................216 cal  手推車式 216卡
)\7{\tE%B5V A:c?}#V Italian chandelier...............912 cal  義大利吊燈式 912卡
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* HAVING AN ORGASM    達到高潮
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Fake................................315 cal  假的 315卡
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal  還留在床上18卡 P-pd@i
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal  立刻跳下床 36卡 5ClgH,{EvGd
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡
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%B}"Z&k!A^5D * GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION  第二次勃起 ifT$V0?4Q7R
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal  16-19歲 12卡
BGz5FW$xT.q%Q from 20 to 29...................................36 cal  20-29歲 36卡 mO1qvtrr/Ce
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal  30-39歲 108卡
8t/va Oq)i!D from 40 to 49.................................324 cal  40-49歲 324卡 &_"U"O!p _A6l/M
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal  50-59歲 972卡 I NHHP+C
over 60........................................2916 cal  過了 60 歲 2916 卡
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*H i#@1U2| kI Quietly..............................................32 cal  靜悄悄地 32 卡
f8y*f2vNu Being in a hurry.................................98 cal  匆匆忙忙地 98 卡
,c(q-c xV With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡

竹中正豪 發表於 2005-4-25 05:53 PM

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