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lcsvojv 發表於 2005-4-25 05:26 PM

睇睇你每次能燃燒多少的卡路里

Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight.
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服
!d}$J3}Z~8zs With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡
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#S+Kok~1WW * TAKING OFF THE BRA    脫掉胸罩 @ {}!\7nQ/U? [
With both hands..................8 cal   用雙手 8卡
@,^R+j%fN!b;R*] With one hand....................12 cal  用單手 12卡 k7S)Y#lY?6qfS
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 8_r3rt_ L
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 h&Zq&DZ1s4r;QH
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With erection..........................6 cal  勃起時 6卡 o.]0Lg7g&T
Without erection.................315 cal  未勃起時 315卡
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*M ?]TkuC Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal  試著找到入口 8卡 ^"j \yO
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 DK:voQ8O6EFw"I
Without caring at all...............0 cal  根本都不注重 0卡
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* WHEN DOING IT      開始做的時候
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`Gw8ac?6Z Just on the floor.....................8 cal  躺在地上 8卡 ;E^T7X#v jjWr
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69 laying..............................8 cal  躺臥69式 8卡
rP-ULU Y d+Wfx 69 standing up..................112 cal  直立69式 112卡
:h)}1Nl;{a"T3v Trolley..............................216 cal  手推車式 216卡
"KS"f*[S&Y/O Italian chandelier...............912 cal  義大利吊燈式 912卡
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5yvmY&k&~f_F Real.................................112 cal  真的 112卡 QQE1L#w0`
Fake................................315 cal  假的 315卡 ;Mq \:Cb4[
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K#G+T'gS;F1],Fc Staying in bed......................................18 cal  還留在床上18卡
IN [j9F| Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal  立刻跳下床 36卡 x BWc mTZ$H&^
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal  16-19歲 12卡
N R5X k Ku8P#{voh from 20 to 29...................................36 cal  20-29歲 36卡
A:W+BKE};~] from 30 to 39.................................108 cal  30-39歲 108卡
7vL_Mu$\ R from 40 to 49.................................324 cal  40-49歲 324卡 N Yi-j9R'cf
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal  50-59歲 972卡
"_4I X b;C HSM over 60........................................2916 cal  過了 60 歲 2916 卡 9L V!@l#i7Ak

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Being in a hurry.................................98 cal  匆匆忙忙地 98 卡
Y lY1i8[+sZp With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡

竹中正豪 發表於 2005-4-25 05:53 PM

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