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Warhammer 發表於 2005-9-6 11:38 AM

:D:D:D唔知点解,依家去唔到

research2005010 發表於 2005-9-6 11:47 AM

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各位大哥:
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           原來自己打fei機姿勢都錯, 我因為怕俾屋企人知, 所以扮瞓覺, 趴係度打, 又驚打左野出來會比人知, 所以一想發射就忍住, 當打完, 咁樣打有兩大問題 , fei機無起機, 海綿體(?)長期受壓應該會出現可怕後果 (行唔到房, 我都post左過 差唔多的case係性版, 當事人情況比我好少少, 而家醫得番), 其實唔起機的後遺症我係26fun都睇過, 不過始終戒唔到呢個打法:o 看來要找個心理醫生先得
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            至於忍住仲大鑊, 我估因此搞到我成日想打, 聽人講話谷住百病生. 所以我昨晚終於勇敢地打一次, 先發現原來打出來的野好似cream咁, 而且成個人鬆晒, 唔會好似以前打六七次都好想打 (嚴格來說, 我因為每一次都未打完所以唔打唔得)iZ?#p)VX9MzR
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亨九利 發表於 2005-9-6 11:55 AM

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research2005010 發表於 2005-9-6 11:59 AM

如何減少打fei機的標準答案又多一個: 真真正正打一次

亨九利 發表於 2005-9-6 12:00 PM

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research2005010 發表於 2005-9-6 12:02 PM

打假機衰過打假波

亨九利 發表於 2005-9-6 12:04 PM

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bengrace50 發表於 2005-9-6 12:31 PM

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bengrace50 發表於 2005-9-6 12:53 PM

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research2005010 發表於 2005-9-6 02:11 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]bengrace50[/i] at 2005-9-6 12:53 PM:
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mW1Gm a*Y 咁不如索性去做牧師、出家人又或者去做人點禁慾,一定好成功:D:A,^R.zIJBh%l,Q i
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講笑咋,唔好介意:D [/quote]5Cuz _5}0u9C"n
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我都諗過去少林寺, 至於牧師就唔好, 太多佢地的負面新聞 (男童呀, 非禮女教友呀), 睇黎佢地d training 應該唔得

bengrace50 發表於 2005-9-6 03:51 PM

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d228216 發表於 2005-9-6 06:33 PM

醫學常識

[quote]Originally posted by [i]亨九利[/i] at 2005-9-6 11:55 AM:cYRy h.]&Y9x
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咪係囉, 原來你之前齋起冇出, 唔怪得知啦, 打老飛為求舒服, 你之前都冇出, 梗係谷精上腦啦..........:cool: [/quote]
%i!E([$ZF&du)J(K'O 齋打唔出, 又成日想打, 成日打有兩個壞處---好嚴重3iw:x#CG*|%|\ x
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kofi 發表於 2005-9-7 08:12 PM

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Killer6234 發表於 2005-9-7 08:52 PM

我同條女拖拍三年幾,一路都冇咩事,但係佢一轉工識到個賤精就出事 vZ];p|Q
條賤精扮晒同我條女fd,其實一路搞風搞雨最後仲搞到我同條女散埋
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;}r3E(C bQv ? 既野仲話隻賤精想追佢果陣點解唔搵人收左佢皮~!最後搞到條女都冇埋

d228216 發表於 2005-9-7 09:21 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Killer6234[/i] at 2005-9-7 08:52 PM:GA r1^"tl~%`,j"g
我同條女拖拍三年幾,一路都冇咩事,但... [/quote]
.f QT SSsx)aO\ 好就女人, 唔好就...........
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果d女人鍾意d賤精, 都係賤格嫁啦, 蛇有蛇路呀嗎.....冇咗執返身采啦....

bengrace50 發表於 2005-9-7 11:16 PM

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Killer6234 發表於 2005-9-9 02:47 AM

諗起一樣野都想講下........大家聽過未?:g[f)a.he
【細時唔讀書,大時做運輸】
SE.x2xa 我細個就係唔讀書,到大個諗住都有得做番個運輸佬啦/Jl `Z%z7A!D
點知做運輸都係要識睇個英文地址.....人地一問你識唔識睇呀?
'U0Q"F hgoe0S 唔識答人.....原來讀書係呢個世界係好重要,係邊行都係重要.~|R?|FB5A3o
後悔唔讀好d,搞到大個日子難挨.........我有仔女一定佢要讀大學

bengrace50 發表於 2005-9-9 03:57 AM

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lks 發表於 2005-9-9 05:18 PM

The most regret thing i done in my life so far is i miss the opportunity to know somone who is the person i love the most.I still remember i saw her in five years ago and i really love her when i saw her for the first time.We are from different school and she is from girl school and i from boy school but we in the same tuition center.I dun dare to talk with her and i wait for the chance to come.But the time is going very fast the end of the year is coming.I knew that if i still dun take the first step then i may lost my chance to see her again but i really very stupid because i din take the first step.Then the new of the year is coming and i hope i can see her again in the same tuition center but i really dissappointed because she din appear anymore.I was very sad and i decide to forget her but after one year which the last year b4 i enter university i saw her again in another tuition center and the day i saw her was my most happy day since my born and i can't sleep on that day.Honestly that year was my most happy year because the tuition break into two days and i can saw her twice in a week.But the most happy things was i got her handphone number.I never phone her b4 because i afraid this will scare her.I just wait for my chance to know her.But the chance never come and the end of the year was coming and i know that if i still wait like that i will never know her because we may never meet again because she or me may go to oversea to continue our study.So after the government test over i decide to call her.Actually i want to call her early but i scare i will discrupt her study on the government test.But the GOD din help me because she had move away and change the phone number already.At that time i really very down and very regret why i din take the first step five years ago and the second chance come after one year but i din quickly take the first step.Now after five years i still very miss her and i never fall in love with someone anymore.Maybe i wait for the third chance to come.I also dun know.
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陳某 發表於 2005-9-9 06:50 PM

真係好後悔學識左自慰...因為真係好痛苦...O.[ fe5kC6R4Y*]
自己定力又少...唉...1vE8~;k)Yb
雖然我未有以上咁多位有同樣問題既兄台要受咁大既痛苦...
J-ug:r)x:l|6G,I+[ 但係我本身好想成為教徒...
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魔鬼引誘到我做呢樣野...
{v[9k-A4` 即係證明我未夠誠意...唉...(?9[ L4@`-o$G

j&E-eVwW;ENW4F$h 仲有一樣...我而家中四...
%v,j'n v?c"L:@)g 記得我三年級o個陣暗戀左個女仔...
}os5NLd 直到我升中學都冇對佢表白...
Ec/Ud+o&icC'c_o 之後大家一直有keep contact...
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r-iB?-_ 直到升f.3 o個年...`+ycs9d W
成班小學同學約埋一齊去海灘...
)@Q[^:Y 大家玩得好開心...a&\k4F B7YhoHio
過左幾日佢突然係icq問我係咪鐘意佢...1X| lFV#|(H
我o個刻用左最大既勇氣同佢講"係"!UT|.D;F+{S
佢話對我都有好感...但係都係讀好書之後先講...m1qS(T/Y;^6K6w
之後我同佢d fd傾過...ode:J.j
原來佢既好感只係普通朋友既感覺...
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#x}+e|"g9wh`l 但係我地都仲有sd下e-mail...icq咁...x:q.St-Y0Z#fm\s
過左冇幾奈佢就講我聽佢拍緊拖...C6b)|;Wn6P
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xf&FQY5d&G 但係最後悔既係我解救唔到佢...E,R@-K}N
同佢拍緊拖既竟然女仔[tb]...!!!
"tZSPh'v 直到佢地分左手...佢仍然放唔低...5Lb;Y2}}v
成日亂諗野...
0VaN9q4y#?o 我真係好希望能夠改變番佢[自私!?]...5ZU z~ g1F"e
其實到呢一刻我都仲係好鐘意佢...
I{.Di'Ry&b4?uV%s9p 唉...天意真的弄人!

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