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老麥嘅標誌, 係一個M字, 大家都非常清楚.
點解會係M字呢? 好多人以為係因為"McDonxxd"嘅簡寫, 係知道真相之前, 我一直都好似大家咁諗.
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然而, 事實並非如此.
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老麥靠漢堡包起家, 呢個係無須置疑嘅事實. 但同樣都係賣漢堡包, 點解唯獨是老麥可以賣得咁成功? 答案就係在於佢所採用嘅茄汁. 我係5年前一次非洲旅行中, 知道咗呢個驚人嘅秘密. 當時我住係一條叫"Lepe-barian"嘅村落, 勢估唔到係啲咁嘅窮鄉辟壤居然都有一間老麥, 或者係為咗招呼好似我呢種去當地進行生態研究嘅遊客啦! 而店入面, 確實只有外來嘅旅客, 一個當地居民都冇. 起初我以為因為當地嘅居民窮, 食唔起老麥, 不以為然. 但係後來由一個村民嘅口中得知, 佢地唔食老麥, 係有原因嘅. 當時, 我咬住個漢堡包, 有個村民神色凝重咁同我講, 叫我唔好食咁多老麥. 我問佢點解. 佢猶豫咗幾秒, 終於開口: "因為漢堡包入面有污穢嘅嘢." 我出於好奇心再追問落去. 佢係我耳邊細細聲話: "老麥每三個月都會俾一筆錢我地條村, 換取村內女人污穢嘅血, 作為整茄汁嘅材料." 我當堂噴返個包出黎. 我半信半疑, 於是後來再問另一個村民, 答案完全一樣. "M"字點解, 相信唔駛多講, 我亦唔想再多講.
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[[i] Last edited by 吳建仁 on 2005-6-13 at 11:52 AM [/i]] 肯德基的回駁可以是這樣:
咁深水步個d女你地又叫做雞?點解我d雞唔可以叫做雞?
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假如係事實,呢個世界就唔再會有禽流感啦!大家都係為左食……又點會理佢係邊度來源呃!!+A!A N{9SUM7}$? ]4E既然係咁先進,相反成本都會貴番啦!算啦!世上無其不有,人一世,物一世,有得食,好食啦!仲諗咁多仲乜鬼呃!係咪?? [quote]Originally posted by [i]吳建仁[/i] at 2005-6-13 11:50 AM:/gMc5p3\L
相信好多人都食過老麥
老麥嘅標誌, ... [/quote]
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一句講晒~謠言止於智者 [quote]Originally posted by [i]奇[/i] at 2005-6-13 03:21 PM:9H4@+D/a)C"c#C1k
呢篇仲誇wo................. czuXy^u x"h
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最弊呢個世界智者少, 智障多...... [quote]Originally posted by [i]吳建仁[/i] at 2005-6-13 09:53 PM:9I!sjd3~ ^ a
最弊呢個世界智者少, 智障多...... [/quote]
呢句 好正丫 :P:P
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一句到尾,靚女們 "做雞是正確的" :D do the chicken right!! 呢d傳言,好多間公司都俾人咁樣傳過,話d產品有咁恐佈得咁恐佈,但我相信係妖言惑眾的居多。以前我都聽過話M記d漢堡肉係老鼠肉啦,但我相信一間大公司唔會係呢d咁既雞毛既事情上為左慳個些少而做d咁既野。 [quote]Originally posted by [i]H.L.L.H[/i] at 2005-6-13 02:30 PM:}F&m l5K?}6_
假如係事實,呢個世界就唔再會有禽流... [/quote]
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講得好 [quote]Originally posted by [i]吳建仁[/i] at 2005-6-13 11:50 AM:
換取村內女人污穢嘅血, 作為整茄汁嘅材料[/quote]
神經病﹗離晒大普﹗:mad: [quote]Originally posted by [i]kenlabs[/i] at 2005-6-14 09:01 AM:*d.cjV@re
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可能係M記自己老作黎賣廣告 [quote]M記既茄汁好似係用大牌子既"軒士"牌架喎,點會自己整呢???[/quote][C(})|l*?g
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[[i] Last edited by 月月鳥 on 2005-6-15 at 05:05 PM [/i]] 實在太假~~~~ [quote]Originally posted by [i]singgeihot[/i] at 2005-6-13 11:09 AM:a_e}|b7U"b
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我原本想寫調理農務系, 但費事人哋以為我講笑 :) [/quote]
真係架? -_- 我查黎查去都查唔到 [quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2005-6-12 10:33 AM:s"d&Q